As Miss Xiaoru came to the martial arts arena, the moment she pushed open the courtyard door, Xiao Lan was completely stupid, and couldn't help but wonder if her decision was stupid. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Good guy, at the moment when the courtyard door opened, a wave of sound came to the face, which was even more noisy than the vegetable market.

"Oh my God!" Xiao Lan put his hand on his forehead, and saw countless warblers and Yanyan standing on the martial arts arena, they gathered in groups of three or five and chattered non-stop, Xiao Lan felt as if there were 108,000 around him.

No wonder someone has said that where there are many ducks, there is a lot of dung, and where there are many women, there are many words, these female spirits are also the same as the women of the world, and getting together is also the short and short history of the Li family of the Zhang family, counting on training them into an army to support the scene, it is simply to drive ducks to the shelves, seeing this, Xiao Lan couldn't help but have an urge to turn around and leave.

"Oh, my uncle is here!" I didn't know how to shout, and all the female elves turned their eyes to Xiao Lan and surrounded them with a smile.

"Yo, uncle, what are you looking for the slave family?"

"Uncle, to be honest, did you have any crooked thoughts about us, be careful that grandma knows that she has picked your skin!"

"That's it, uncle, you can't do anything to be sorry for my grandmother! However, if you really have any crooked thoughts, the slave family will not refuse. ”

What is this? Xiao Lan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood when he heard this, how did he feel like a sheep that had fallen into a wolf pack, and there were no bones left that would be devoured in the next moment. I couldn't help but curse Xiao Lan, you are really a pig, and I became more and more convinced that my previous decision was hopelessly stupid.

Rao is Xiao Lan's self-proclaimed veteran of the Fengyue field, but in the face of these female elves, he still can't bear it, he sees these female elves ring fat and thin, ugly and handsome, charming and coquettish, cold and spicy, all kinds of styles, around him scratching his head and making gestures, and the one that is far away, not enough to throw flattery at him, and the heart ape that teases him, the nosebleed almost stayed, and secretly screamed: "Good girl, but I want my own life!"

"Shut up for me, my uncle is looking for you to come over for business, not to let you mess around!"

Xiao Lan didn't expect that Xiao Ru, who had always been gentle, would have such a stern side, and what surprised him even more was that these lawless female elves actually closed their mouths honestly under her clear voice, obviously as Qingyue's attendant, Xiao Ru has great authority in the hearts of these female elves.

"Miss Xiaoru, don't be angry, let's just joke with the new aunt!"

"That's it, we will all be a family in the future, don't you just think about teasing your uncle?"

"Who asked him to marry our grandmother, how can he pass our test, right?" said the female elves around Xiao Ru.

Xiao Lan heard the black line in his head, and he was so angry in his heart, thinking that you were playing the master as a monkey? A group of foxes, the master almost suffered from your way, and he was secretly ruthless in his heart, since this is the case, don't blame the master for training you fiercely next.

"Be quiet, listen to my uncle's orders. Xiao Ru really said.

Xiao Lan glanced at Xiao Ru gratefully, the more she looked at it, the more she liked it, of course, this was not the kind of liking between men and women, but watching these female spirits obey her, she saw the hope of realizing her idea, and she had an idea in her heart.

Glancing at these female elves, Xiao Lan coughed and said: "All sisters are close to Yue'er, and they have made great contributions to Yue'er from birth to death over the years, and I didn't want to bother your sisters, but now that Yue'er's retreat breakthrough is imminent, there is news from outside, saying that someone is going to make a big fuss about Xinghua Mountain in three months, as Yue'er's future father-in-law, I have to take precautions." ”

"Who, who wants to make trouble in Fuhua Mountain, is he tired of being alive? The old lady is the first to not let him go!"

"What a bastard, the old lady disciplined him and never returned!"

The female elves were noisy and shouting for a while, clenching their pink fists, and their faces turned red with anger.

Xiao Lan waved his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, and said, "I heard that it is the forty-three road demon king and some other chaotic sage. ”

As soon as the words fell, there was no trace of life in the martial arts arena, and all the female elves looked at Xiao Lan with wide eyes, the names of the forty-three road demon kings and the great sage of chaos are too oppressive, not to mention that the great sage of chaos is the forty-three demon kings, even Qingyue does not dare to offend any of them easily, and now that they heard that they actually got up, how can the female elves not be surprised?

The old man timidly asked, "Why did they go against Grandma, and I haven't heard that Grandma has ever offended them?"

Xiao Lan sighed and said: "Alas, the husband is not guilty of his crimes, if you want to blame your sisters, you will be blamed for being too beautiful, even the boy will be thrilled when he sees your sisters, not to mention those who have never seen the world, I don't know where I heard the news, saying that the beauty on the Fuhua Mountain is like a cloud, so I thought about occupying the Fuhua Mountain, and robbed your sisters as prostitutes, which made me listen to the righteous indignation and can't wait to slaughter this group of turtle bastards now!"

As soon as Xiao Lan's words were finished, it was like exploding a pot, and for a while, the high pitch in the martial arts arena doubled, and Xiao Lan's ears were almost deafened.

"What, there is such a thing?"

"Even if the old lady fights with them, she can't let them succeed!"

"I want to be beautiful, I want to beat the old lady's idea, the old lady will break his life first!"

Hearing this, Xiao Lan's legs couldn't help but clench, and he secretly warned himself in his heart that he would definitely be beaten by this female spirit in the future.

There was also a female elf with a lot of eyes who doubted: "It seems that the Great Sage of Chaos" is a woman herself, why did she also get involved?"

On the side, the female elf said: "Sister, are you stupid? That chaotic sage is a woman, but he still has male goblins under him, she won't rob it for his subordinates, and besides, maybe she can't help her own liking of women?"

"Uncle said, what do you want us to do?"

"If my uncle has any orders, just say it!" A group of female spirits came out one after another, but it was really a wave of turbulence, and Xiao Lan only swallowed his saliva when he saw him.

Xiao Lan pondered and said: "Although those earth goblins are hateful, their cultivation is really not weak, I think my sisters are not opponents if they fight alone." ”

The female elves nodded when they heard this, and one by one frowned and said, "How is this good?"

Xiao Lan smiled: "So I think it's not okay to fight alone, so let's give them a group beating." ”

"Let's fight in groups, we will, and when the time comes, the sisters will scratch their hair and scratch their faces, and make sure they will regret that their father and mother gave birth to them!" said a female elf with joy.

Hearing her words, Xiao Lan had an urge to turn his head and hit the wall, and said with a wry smile: "Okay, just with this ability, I'm afraid that people will be slapped to death early, do you know how the Heavenly Soldiers can shock the Three Realms?"

Hearing him get to the point, the female elves immediately closed their mouths and waited for his next words, and listened to Xiao Lan say: "The combat power of the individual heavenly soldiers is not the strongest, but they are proficient in the method of battle formation, so even if there is a huge difference in strength, they can still rely on the collective to achieve victory, this is the terrible thing about the army!"

Miss Xiaoru's eyes lit up when she heard this: "Uncle, do you want to train soldiers?"

Xiao Lan looked at her and nodded appreciatively, "I think three months is enough to train your sisters into an elite soldier who can fight." ”

"Oh, my uncle asked us to train the army, the slave family likes it so much!"

"It's the first time I've been a soldier when I'm so old, my uncle is so good at playing!"

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and as soon as Xiao Lan's words came out, these female elves stared at Xiao Lan with bright eyes as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

A female elf who obviously looked like a leader waved her hand to signal everyone to be quiet, and said loudly: "Since my uncle asked us to train our troops, we have to have a majestic name!"

Her words immediately attracted a response, and someone shouted: "That is, it will be shocking to say whatever name you say!"

"What's it called?"

"I think it's called the Mighty Three Realms Invincible Beauty Band!"

“......。 ”

Faced with the chaotic scene again, Xiao Lan couldn't help but put his hand on his forehead, and asked himself, can these female elves really train an army that can support the scene?