Chapter 29: x Death
Xiao Yi couldn't help but sigh, I don't know how wonderful the world is if I don't see it! I didn't expect that a little girl who wanted to study animals with herself before now saw two pythons mating and mating, and her face turned red with shame!
In fact, Xiao Yi didn't understand where Lan Man came from to get the cool point of this matter? It stands to reason that even if the two pythons don't show their points now, they can't even see the place of mating and mating, so what's so good to blush when they look at it like this?
Could it be that Lan Man has been so high-end that he has read all the world's A movies in his heart? Even if he is a senior otaku who has not yet reached this realm, it is very abnormal for a little demon who has just been able to transform into a human nature to do this, so don't come!
"I said, how do you see that people are doing the kind of things between husband and wife, I don't even see it, you are very experienced in this kind of thing?"
After asking this sentence, Xiao Yi regretted it, it was obviously easy to be ambiguous when he asked like this, as if Lan Man often did this kind of thing!
Lan Man nodded shyly and said, "When I was a plant, I could often see these animals and the like underneath me doing this kind of thing, and I understand it when I see more!"
After listening to Lan Man's explanation, Xiao Yi vowed that if he had a girlfriend in the future, he would definitely not take his girlfriend out to play in the field, even if there was no one around, maybe a plant, animal, insect or something would become sperm in a few years, it would be very troublesome!
"Brother Xiao Yi, let's leave, isn't it ashamed to see people do this kind of thing!" Lan Man was very embarrassed, because Xiao Yi was always immobile, which made her good, she squirmed in place and didn't know what to do!
Xiao Yi doesn't feel shy, but there is a whole T of hair in his computer, and he can usually look at it when he eats as it helps digestion, but now look at the mating of the python What is it?
Besides, this is not called looking at the kind of things that other husbands and wives do, this is whether it is good to conduct scientific research, and there were such special topics in the animal world in the past.
Scientists often spend months or even years in the wild trying to capture the mating process of these animals. I've heard that being able to record these processes can sell a lot of money!
If you follow Lan Man's theory, it will be fatal, and when the country cracks down on pornography and illegal activities, it must first destroy ccxV, and then it is necessary to focus on canceling the animal world column!
As for those scientists who are still squatting in the wild and want to shoot this kind of scene, then I'm sorry, then you won't be a scientist, you are just a voyeur with a camera, better than Mr. Chen!
After all, Mr. Chen uses a camera, what are you embarrassed to say if you use a video camera?
"That's it, other husbands and wives are doing the thing of having a baby, you bad guy is actually here to watch, it's really shameless!" Wanwan didn't know when she would run out to join in the fun, she looked at Xiao Yi now like a piece of garbage!
Xiao Yi could directly ignore Wanwan, after all, what qualifications did this person who had been touched by herself several times a day say such a thing? But she had to give Lan Man an explanation, and she couldn't let Lan Man treat him as a prodigal son.
After thinking about it, Xiao Yi said, "I'm not interested in what they do, but I'm interested in them!"
After saying this, Xiao Yi saw a frightened expression on Lan Man's face, and Xiao Yi knew that this must be a misunderstanding on the part of the other party.
"I mean, these two pythons are obviously old, and if you can kill them, maybe something good will happen by then!
"Brother Xiao Yi, I listen to you for everything, and I didn't think about anything just now!" Lan Man explained with a red face.
Xiao Yi glanced at the other party disdainfully, and said in his heart If I believe you, it would be weird, didn't you think about what are you blushing?
Of course, now is not the time to despise the blue vines, everyone still has something to do.
Xiao Yi looked at the information in his hand, frowned, and said, "Don't they all say that pythons can turn into dragons after reaching a certain age!
Lan Man didn't think so just now, after all, the two of them had been in the valley for such a long time, and the total number of pythons and poisonous snakes killed was not as good as before, and there were actually not worse than these two.
But as soon as Xiao Yi said this, Lan Man understood, these two pythons are not ordinary pythons, they are fat and oily pythons!
But looking at the two pythons Lan Man who were doing husband and wife exercises, she hesitated, she frowned and asked: "People are doing this kind of thing now, if we do it now, isn't it too much? I always think that we are hurting the heavens and the peace by doing this! Maybe one of the pythons has a baby now, one corpse and two lives!"
Xiao Yi suddenly looked at Lan Man with admiration, and Lan Man, who is such a high-end foreign idiom with one corpse and two lives, also knew that it was not easy!
In fact, he was thinking, if he did it now, it would not only be one corpse and two lives, maybe two corpses and one life!
Xiao Yi opened his mouth and said: "You can't treat them as equal beings with us, after all, the creatures in this place are not from our world, and the so-called non-our race must have different hearts!
After such a detailed analysis by Xiao Yi, Lan Man also felt that it was like this, but he didn't expect that he would now become a person with bloody hands, which is really unforgivable!
Immediately, the tears in Lan Man's eyes were full, and there was a posture that was about to overflow!
Xiao Yi looked at it, this is worth it, obviously he is ready to do it, and now when the moon is full, he turned out to be the two adulterers below**, and now Lan Man, and this is going to start crying, but no
He immediately spoke: "Stop, stop, stop! Things are not as strict as you think! Do you think, these two big pythons can live so big, you can't imagine how many hurtful things you have done! Don't look at me like that, this is absolutely true! After all, pythons eat meat, they don't eat vegetarian food, you think about how many small animals they have eaten after living so much, let's be regarded as doing the right thing for heaven!"
Lan Man thought about it and felt that Xiao Yi's words made a lot of sense!, What else can a python eat if it doesn't eat meat? Why didn't he think of this! His body is a plant, so he won't hurt other creatures, but this doesn't mean that the python won't!
"Brother Xiao Yi, what do you usually eat?" Lan Man suddenly turned his head and asked!
Xiao Yi suddenly felt that Lan Man's eyes were full of unfriendliness, and he quickly explained: "All I eat are instant noodles, the same things you ate before!"
Xiao Yixin said that you also ate that thing, can you still come up and bite me?
"So, if we kill these two evil animals, God won't blame us?"
Xiao Yi nodded frantically and said: "That's right, that's the truth! Let's call it for the way of heaven, do you understand, think about these two pythons, even if they haven't hurt too many small animals, they will always hurt flowers and plants when they walk, maybe there are a few vines under their bodies now!"
As soon as she heard this, Lan Man suddenly became angry in her heart, and she pinched the law in her hand and looked at Xiao Yi and said, "Then what are you waiting for, let's hurry up and go down for the heavens! If you want to see this kind of thing, when it comes to the mating season, you will stand in the fields and be everywhere!"
This can choke Xiao Yi enough, he said in his heart how do he like to watch this kind of thing, if you really like to watch it, you can still use it to go out, just search the animal world on the Internet!
However, Xiao Yi, who has not been in contact with computers and the Internet, can only patiently explain: "I don't mean that, you can see for yourself that these two pythons themselves are not so easy to mess with, do you think that like the snake before, we can go up and chop melons and vegetables!"
In fact, Xiao Yi really wanted to directly tell sù that these two pythons were Bosses! But in that case, he would have to struggle to explain what kind of magical species the Boss was, so it was better to directly tell sù Blue vines that these two pythons were not easy to deal with!
Lan Man looked at the python and nodded shyly and said, "I'm sorry, Brother Xiao Yi, I was impulsive, these two guys are indeed difficult to clean up, so what do you think we should do?"
Xiao Yi pinched his chin and thought for a long time before he spoke: "There is no good way now, so naturally I can only wait!"
In fact, Xiao Yi is perfunctory to Lan Man, because he hasn't come up with any good solutions now, so he has to wait!
This game is different from other games, you only have five chances to resurrect, and you can use one less time. Without complete certainty, Xiao Yi could only choose to wait, waiting for the other party to reveal any flaws before making a move!
Five minutes passed??????
Ten minutes passed??????
An hour went by!
In addition to not coming up with any good solutions, Xiao Yi had to admire the endurance of the male snake, seeing that he was still alive and well, it was really envious, jealous and hateful!
It's no wonder that the snake whip of the male snake will become a great tonic, what you eat, maybe if you eat too much, you will have the ability to be perverted like the male snake!
"Brother Xiao Yi, isn't your so-called waiting because you want to finish things after watching others?" Lan Man, who was sitting on the side and playing with his head, was full of distrust in his tone at this time!
Xiao Yi was embarrassed in his heart, he was indeed wronged!
But just as he was about to open his mouth to explain, there was a sudden situation, and the male snake, which had been in a lingering state just now, suddenly lay straight on the ground, and saw that his body was shrinking with a degree visible to the naked eye!
Xiao Yi was shocked when he saw this! This is also a little too against the sky, could it be that the male snake is congested all over his body when he is excited? If it is reduced to such a degree, where will he find the snake whip when the time comes?
Thinking of this, Xiao Yi picked up his weapon and rushed down, while thinking to him: "Brother Snake, you must hold on! As a man, you can't kill everyone!"
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