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This one is too low-level......

I don't like this......

This is too time-consuming......

This audience is too narrow......

Until he got into the taxi, Guo Shen was still thinking about choosing.

He didn't want to show his face too much now, and leaving plenty of time and energy to improve his cultivation was the right path.

Moreover, like acting, singing, dancing and being funny, he can't either!

Qin Yi had been quietly browsing the Heavenly Eye, engrossed, and did not notice Guo Shen's chatter at all.

"What are you looking at?"

Guo Shen saw that Qin Yi's Heavenly Eye was open, and the blue light in his ears kept on, and asked.

The secrecy of Tianyan works very well, and no one can snoop on the sharing page without the host's authorization.

"Don't mention it!"

Qin Yi looked depressed and said: "I was chasing a serialized novel recently, and I was seeing the climax plot, the author was actually a eunuch, and the reason given was even more strange, saying that his father was a monk, and he was going to find his father!"

Guo Shen silently patted Qin Yi's shoulder and said: "You're not bad, I've seen more bizarre ones, some authors open harem texts, and their girlfriends think they are mentally derailed and can't write them......;

Qin Yi was stunned for a moment: "Speaking of which, this author is still disciplined?"

For a long time before, Guo Shen also fanatically watched serialized books and hated the behavior of eunuchs.

He wrenched his fingers and said: "You are still too young, I don't know how sinister people's hearts can be, these eunuchs are all from the Heaven and Earth God Escape Sect, and they are about to become immortals, and there are all kinds of strange escape methods!"

"Tell me about it. ”

Qin Yi's eyes lit up, and he was curious.

Guo Shen's face was unfathomable, he had been abused enough by the eunuchs of his father-in-law.

After sorting out his thoughts, he began to complain: "The top ten strongest escape techniques I summarized, the first one is to go to prison, this is really incomprehensible, the author was either arrested for looking for a young lady, or he was unfortunately reported for taking drugs to find inspiration, no one can find it, and the update is naturally in the soup." ”

"The second place, called Rebirth Escape, of course it's not the author's rebirth, this is pure nonsense!" Guo Shen said, thought about himself, and added: "Even if you are really reborn, you have to find a way to come back and make up for the ending." ”

He continued: "Rebirth means that the work has to be overhauled, the update is suspended, and then lying down and pretending to be dead, and finally, it is really dead......"

"The third one is none other than the army escape, and the author has nothing to say to support the construction of the country. ”

"The fourth place is the river crab, the author doesn't want to write, deliberately mixed with indescribable prohibited details, and after being the river crab, he has to cry out for wrongdoing, my child is so pitiful......"

"The fifth, the monk, is not that his father is a monk, but that the author suddenly had an epiphany one day, laughed three times, threw a pen to see through the red dust, and left. ”

"The sixth place is piracy, and the approximate routine is, 'I have already finished writing the book, but I am afraid of being pirated, so I don't send it", this kind of author is extremely shameless, very cheap, and actually didn't write a word!"

"The seventh place is to disappear, the author did not say a word, did not even wave the sleeves, cut off the underneath, and gently he left, just as he came gently. ”

"Eighth, natural disasters, where there is an earthquake and flood, the author will live there, this is a test of the level, they will also learn the details of the disaster through the report, describe themselves as miserable, what has been raised for more than ten years of sows were washed away, what has slept for more than 30 years of love bed was shaken down, painted and colorful, so that the listener's sympathy flooded, sent him to donate money and materials. ”

"The ninth, called Wounded Escape, such as martial arts works, the author claims to experience the feeling of real fighting, after twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, where there is a conflict, where to drill, and finally was beaten half-body, and the book does not need to be written. ”

"The last one, in fact, is the most terrifying kind of eunuch, called Wan Ben Dun, at first glance he is finished writing, and there is a finale, but when you open the last chapter, it is all some: 'The protagonist looks in the mirror and sees that he is too handsome, and then he is handsome and dies, and the whole book is over'. ”

"Or 'The protagonist haha, kill all the villains in seconds with a trick of flying immortals, accidentally kill all the heroines, the protagonist regrets it, commits suicide, and the whole book is over'. ”

"And then there's 'the villain arrogantly said: The author sent me to kill you, and the protagonist gasped and exclaimed: It's the author, it's terrifying! ”

Guo Shen made a long speech, quickly took a sip of water, and sighed earnestly: "I have encountered the above ten before!"

Qin Yi covered his chest with some palpitations, and said sympathetically: "Boss, you are so pitiful!"

Guo Shen recalled the past, with a melancholy face, and said: "I used to like a book very much, and it was also when the plot reached its climax, the author said to go downstairs to buy a bun, and when he came back, he never came back." Since then, I've vowed never to follow a serial, and I'll never watch it until it's finished. ”

"Yes!"

Qin Yi nodded sympathetically: "This kind of serialization can best whet the reader's appetite, most of the writers are still out of context, stop writing at a critical moment, if the writing is good, and then the ups and downs of the plot design, if I don't see the final ending, my mood will also fluctuate." ”

Guo Shen said casually: "What's more amazing than the author's eunuch is that some of them have written twenty or thirty million words, and they forget the previous plot when they chase them, and in the end, they will look at the reader as eunuchs." ”

Qin Yiqi said: "No, it's rare for a serial novel to reach two million words, what's the name of the one you said?"

Guo Shen then remembered that the book did not exist in Pingguo, and he was suddenly stunned, and his mouth was suddenly opened.

"His grandmother's, I have memory bread, and I can earn lust by serializing novels on Tianyan!"

He snorted: "It's been too long, and I forgot about it, even if you find out, you shouldn't be interested." ”

Sending Qin Yi aside, Guo Shen hurriedly inquired on Tianyan, and after a while, he finally came to the conclusion that the serialized category of novels here is similar to that of Huaxia.

However, due to the strong crackdown on piracy and the author's income is very objective, readers are particularly picky about the quality of the work, resulting in the length of each novel basically between one million and two million.

Guo Shen checked the novel website on Tianyan, and according to the ranking, entered the China Literature Novel Network, which has the most influence and traffic, and registered as an author with a Tianyan account.

"Let Huaxia's masterpieces shine in the mortal realm!"

Guo Shen intends to sign each work with the unique name of the original author.

Famous masterpieces are not easy to come by, and they contain a lot of hard work by the author, and he can't be cheeky and keep them for himself.

Although no one knows, Guo Shen feels that he should have the least respect.

"I have no choice but to do this, I deserve your fame, I hope you can also enjoy the power of faith here in Huaxia. ”

"I only need seven emotions and six desires!"

Taking advantage of Qin Yi's inattention, he swallowed the memory bread in one bite, then opened the author's backstage and tapped quickly on the virtual keyboard.