Chapter 1 I'm a Tang monk?!

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On that day, Tang Sanfu walked around the street without recruiting anyone and not provoking anyone, humming the tune of love business, holding two five-day packs of red plum cigarettes in his mouth, and was thinking about how to fill his stomach with the only five yuan left in his pocket, suddenly, a golden light flashed in front of him, and then a deafening cicada chirp sounded, Tang Sanfu buzzed in his mind, and lost consciousness......

In the center of the square, there is a tall Buddhist altar, on the altar, there is a handsome monk, his eyes are slightly closed, as if he is asleep, his bright teeth and red lips, his eyebrows are clear, as if the spirit of heaven and earth are all gathered in one. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

At this time, the little novice standing next to him looked at the sun, and turned the wooden fish three times, and the group of monks below sat up straight, folded their hands, and looked at the monk sitting on the altar expectantly, but saw that the monk slowly opened his eyes, his eyes were still a little hazy, he rubbed his eyes, looked down, and suddenly his eyes widened, full of astonishment and shouted: ", why are you so old and bald!"

It turned out that this monk was the three burials that came through time.

At this time, the Huasheng Temple was silent, and the needle drop could be heard......

Sanfu lowered his head, saw the robe on his body, and shouted again

"Oh mom, who picked up my clothes and changed the sheets, come to Yin, where is this?"

The little novice who was standing next to him hurriedly stepped forward and whispered to him, "Master Sanzang, it's time to preach the scriptures." ”

The third burial was stunned again, pointed at the little novice and shouted: "Alas, who are you, how do you know what my name is, where is this?"

Xiao Shami secretly said in his heart, could it be that this Sanzang Master has gone crazy in cultivating Buddhism? Why is he crazy today, but he has to answer patiently: "Master, you forgot, this is the Huasheng Temple, you are going to open the altar to give a lecture today, let's start quickly."

The three burials were stunned for a moment, endless questions flashed in their eyes, and suddenly suddenly, they slapped their thighs: ", I've crossed over, Huasheng Temple, I'm a good person, then I'm not a Tang monk, I'm a mother, Monkey King will be my little brother in the future,,, ......"

Just as the three burials were immersed in endless lust, one of the monks below stood up: "Master Sanzang, the poor monk has some questions to ask. ”

Before the three burials could react, King Tang, who was on the side, saw that this liar who had deceived him still dared to appear, stood up and said angrily: "Come on, arrest this liar!"

As soon as the words fell, two guards wearing armor and swords at their waists rushed over, one left and one right, and pounced on the monk.

At this time, the three burials finally reacted, this is Guanyin Bodhisattva, and shouted: "Bah! those two beasts, let go of that Bodhisattva!"

The two guards were shocked when they heard the word Bodhisattva, and they couldn't help but stop, and a trace of doubt flashed in the monk's eyes, and then he smiled, and transformed into the appearance of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

When everyone saw that it was a Bodhisattva, they all bowed to the ground, chanting the Bodhisattva's manifestation, and in the huge Huasheng Temple, only Guanyin Bodhisattva and the three burials stood in the huge temple of rebirth.

Sanfu looked at Guanyin blankly, and muttered to himself: "This girl is so handsome, oh this face, oh this breast, oh this small waist, oh this ass, oh this long legs, if you can hold it, wow Ka Ka, it's worth it for me to die." ”

Guanyin looked at the three burials that were about to flow out of his saliva, his slender phoenix eyes were bent, his lips were clear, and a jade-like voice flowed out: "Sanzang, are you willing to go to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures, and purify all sentient beings?"

The three funerals nodded hurriedly and agreed: "Willing to be willing, Sister Guanyin is willing to let me do anything"

When Guanyin heard this, his eyes bent again, as if he was a little happy, but the Hui'an walker who followed Guanyin shouted: "Bold, you little mortal monk dare to be disrespectful to the master!"

The three burials were originally concerned about doing indescribable things with Sister Guanyin, and immediately went to the place of excitement, and as soon as he was interrupted, he suddenly became angry, pointed at his nose and scolded: "Old man, who are you girl, who are you talking to!"

Hui'an Xingshi snorted angrily when he heard this: "Hmph, you are a mere monk, you are not worthy of knowing the name of the old man, kowtow to the priest and apologize, I will spare you today, if you are obsessed, don't blame me for being polite."

When the three burials heard this, the anger was even greater, jumped off the altar and rushed to the front of Hui'an Xing, pulled him by the collar with his right hand, pulled it down, and then knees up, and a knee hit the walker's stomach, and then the left hand opened it, and it was a fan of the head, and the sound of snapping resounded in the sky.

Sanfu scolded while fanning: "I'll let you be scared, let you pretend to be forced, kowtow, I'll kowtow to your uncle's head, the old thing is with me, tell you, the old man I have beaten has more salt than you have ever eaten, ah, I have to be sad, ah"

Hui'an walker was beaten at first, and when he reacted, he had already suffered more than a dozen heads, and for some reason the strength of the monk was surprisingly strong, he was beaten with gold stars in his eyes, and he almost wanted to vomit blood, Hui'an walker was angry and filled his chest, and he took up the Dharma, vowing to crush the bones and ashes of this disrespectful ant to himself, but he was horrified to find that he was pinched by this ant, and he couldn't use the Dharma, so his face was flushed, as if he was constipated.

After more than a dozen blows, the anger of the three burials was almost vented, let go of him, pointed to the Hui'an walker who was holding the back of his head and glaring at him angrily, and said: "Old man, don't pretend to be forced in the future, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning, do you hear?"

Hui'an Xingren was furious, and he used the twelve-layer power to slash at the three burials, and shouted loudly: "Little mortal monk, die for the old man!"

When the three burials saw that the old man still wanted to fight, he scolded angrily: "Alas, old man, are you not finished, are you not beaten enough!"

took a step forward, and slapped it towards the walker, before the slap fell, the Hui'an walker already felt that the strong wind was pressing on his face, he was shocked in his heart, and he didn't have time to react, the slap of the three burials had already fallen on his face, as if he was hit head-on by a high-speed train, and a fierce force spread through the slap all over his limbs!

"This is definitely not a power that a mortal can have!"

This thought flashed in his mind, and then his body involuntarily flew straight back, and the hurricane brought by the rotation of his body overturned all the monks in a straight line, and then hit the thick courtyard wall of Huasheng Temple with a loud "boom", crashed through the wall, and slid back more than ten meters on the ground, plowing the originally flat marble floor into a long ditch, and then stopped.

Hui'an walker looked up to the sky and spurted out a mouthful of blood, lying on the ground with his head tilted and motionless, not knowing whether he was dead or alive.

Everyone, including the three burials, was dumbfounded, looking at the long ditch and speechless, only the sound of swallowing saliva, and the sound of "coo" came and went.

Sanfu looked down at his hands blankly, and muttered to himself, "Oh, I'm Ultraman possessed?"

The three burials didn't use all their strength just now, because they were afraid that they would lose money by breaking the old man, so they only used less than half of their strength, but they didn't expect the power to be so huge.

Guanyin looked at the scene in front of her, and a trace of doubt flashed in her eyes, she knew that the handsome monk in front of her was incarnated by the second disciple of the Buddha, Jin Chanzi, not comparable to mortals, but now he should obviously be a mortal fetus in the flesh, how could he slap a walker half to death, even if the golden cicada was not reincarnated, it was nothing more than that......

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