Chapter 40: The First Black Hexagram of the Three Realms
"Great!"
The third burial Shi Shiran stood up, patted the dust on his body, looked calm, and stretched out his hand to Lao Tzu,
"Take it. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Lao Tzu's face darkened, and he took out two magic weapons from his arms and slapped them in the hands of the three burials.
"Take it, get out!"
Hearing this, the three funerals smiled slightly, put the two treasures into their arms, and stretched out their hands to Lao Tzu again, Lao Tzu was stunned, and then jumped up,
"What's the matter, boy, don't you have to make an inch!"
"You just hit me so much, resulting in a comminuted fracture of my whole body, and I can't take care of myself in the future, so I can only spend money to hire someone to take care of my daily life, does this money have to be counted as yours?"
"You're standing!!"
Lao Tzu pointed to the broken mouth of the collapse of the three burials and scolded,
"You don't have a piece of skin all over your body, so you're standing upright! You call your whole body broken? You're kidding me!"
"Oh, sorry, forgot. ”
The three funerals smiled apologetically, and then, with a bang, fell to the ground, wailing and rolling,
"Uhh
Then the three buried a straight backflip, and the head fell again in the back, and howled at the primordial and the sky,
"Look at it! Innocent young men were brutally beaten, and the old man who committed the murder refused to admit his account! Is it moral degradation or a distortion of human nature? Do you just watch it?!!
Primordial and Tongtian looked at each other, looking at Tang San's tearful appearance, Tongtian hesitated,
"Yes, or not, big brother, you can compensate others for something, you see how pitiful he is, how badly beaten by you!
......”
"!! who is pitiful? I'm the most pitiful, okay! I almost had my leg cut off by him, what the did I say? Who !!are you with?"
"But, but you beat people all over the body and broke bones......"
"Fart! He's got a fart wound! Look at it! Not even a piece of skin is broken!"
The three burials secretly said that it was not good, and just thought about how to create some wounds on his body, he saw the primitive and faint opening that had not spoken, and spit out two words,
"Internal Injuries ............"
Burst!
Lao Tzu spurted out a mouthful of old blood, this is a brother!!!
The three burials were very touching! Good people! God assisted! You deserve to be safe all your life!!
Busy rolling around, wailing in pain,
"Oh yo yo I dripping my heart, oop yo yo I dripping liver, oop yo yo I dripping stomach, it all hurts!"
"Big brother, you see, they have all achieved internal injuries to others, so let's pay for it. ”
I can't see it all the time, it's so miserable, how can the eldest brother be like this! That's a child!
Lao Tzu trembled and stretched out a finger, pointing to the primordial and the heavenly,
"You ...... You guys......... Poof!"
Before he finished speaking, another mouthful of old blood spurted out, looking up to the sky and sighing, people's hearts are not ancient, people's hearts are not ancient!
"Get up, what do you want, I'll pay, I'll fucking pay!"
"Okay, I won't cheat you, just come to a few hundred boxes of elixirs casually, and just give a thousand eight hundred artifacts!"
The three funerals waved their hands boldly, with an expression that they had cheapened you.
"Fuck off!"
Lao Tzu roared angrily, kicked and flew three burials,
"Five Chaos Divine Pills, love or not!"
"Yes, why not!"
The three funerals have long made up their minds, they have no capital to buy and sell, what to give, and make no losses!
Lao Tzu blushed and snorted coldly,
"Hmph, follow me for thirty-three days, but I don't have it now. ”
The three funerals nodded hurriedly, for fear that he would regret it.
Primordial Tongtian watched the end of the farce, walked up, looked at Lao Tzu on guard for a while, and saw that Lao Tzu had nothing unusual except for his face getting darker and darker, so he opened his mouth with confidence,
"Big brother, senior sister asked us to come to the lower realm to find the multicolored stone to make up the sky, we feel your divine sense and come over, let's go together!"
"Oh, yes. ”
Lao Tzu then remembered the heavenly reward just now, and his eyes suddenly showed excitement,
"Didn't you come to grab that cheap thing this time?"
"Here, I was scolded by my senior sister and ran away!"
"Awesome!"
Lao Tzu waved his fist, worthy of being a senior sister, that is, a cow!
Punch three burials and beckon,
"Let's go, I'll take you to heaven!"
The three burials glared at him, you just went to heaven, and your whole family went to heaven!
Turning around and patting Goku's head,
"Master goes to heaven, you have to be obedient!"
Wukong slapped away his hand rubbing around on his head, glanced at him, and snorted angrily,
"Yes~Master~~"
Sanfu nodded, smiled, rubbed her hair hard, and then quickly avoided Wukong's flying kick, and ran away with a smoke, Wukong's straight stomp, but there was no way at all.
.................................... Partition..............................
Half an hour later.
Tongtian floated in the sky with three burials, Lao Tzu was pinching his fingers and calculating something on the side, standing beside him with a blank face, without saying a word.
"Big brother, you are unreliable, if you really can't do it, just change me. ”
"Shut up, is it so easy to calculate the chaos of heaven now? Besides, who would dare to believe your famous black hexagram?"
Tongtian was not happy when he heard Lao Tzu expose his shortcomings, and shouted,
"Alas, alas, who is the black hexagram? You made it clear, I am a famous god in the Three Realms, a great immortal who knows 5,000 years before and 10,000 years later!"
"You are a saint and still say that you are a great immortal?"
Sanburi scratched his head, and said stupidly, you, Tongtian heard Sanburi's words and turned his head to look at him, suddenly remembered something, and his eyes lit up!
"Brother Sanfu, I'll give you a hexagram!"
"Good ............"
The three burials just opened their mouths to agree, and suddenly their arms were grabbed by the primordial, and the three burials turned their heads, and saw that the primordial shook his head and gently spit out two words,
"Don't. ”
Lao Tzu also stopped the hexagram in his hand and looked at the three burials,
"Although the old man doesn't like you, I still have to advise you, you are still young and can't do it. ”
The three burials were stunned when they heard this, what is this, what's wrong?
looked at Tongtian suspiciously, only to see that his face was pale, and he snorted heavily,
"Hmph, don't listen to the three burial brothers, come on, come, I'll give you a hexagram!"
Saying that, without looking at the reaction of the three burials, he took out a turtle shell from his arms, threw three copper coins into it, shook it, poured the copper coins into his hands, and suddenly shouted exaggeratedly,
"Wow! The hexagram shows that you have a happy event! Joy descends from the sky! Congratulations, three burial brothers!"
"Really......"
Sanfu looked at the copper coin in Tongtian's hand suspiciously, it can be calculated so easily, but seeing that Lao Tzu and Yuanyuan's faces changed greatly, they all roared,
"Be careful!"
What?
The three burials looked at them forcibly, what are you careful about? But they saw that the originally clear sky suddenly became overcast, and the thunder of the Dao Dao rolled in the clouds, and then, a thick and incomparably thick heavenly thunder suddenly tore through the air and slashed straight down towards the three burials!
"it!"
The three burials raised their heads violently and cursed, and in the next moment, they were overwhelmed by the blue-white thunder light!
Click!
The ground was cracked by this thunderstorm, and the layers collapsed within a radius of ten miles, the gravel and dirt flew, and the smoke and dust were everywhere, Lao Tzu and the primitive covered their faces at the same time, and it was over, eighty percent of them were dead.
In the middle of the night, the smoke dissipated, revealing the three burials with scorched faces inside, raising their heads and spitting out a puff of black smoke, and the three burials trembled and raised their fingers, pointing to the sky,
"You, didn't you say that joy fell from heaven?"
Lao Tzu and the primordial saw that the three burials were fine, and looked at Tongtian with dodging eyes,
"Didn't you say that you are not allowed to tell hexagrams again?ah!"
"I ...... I think I can succeed this time......"
"Fart, isn't your name as the No. 1 Black Hexagram in the Three Realms loud enough?"
The three burials looked at the sky with blank eyes, hehe, the first black hexagram of the Three Realms, hehe, joy descended from the sky, hehe......
"Fuck you, uncle!"
The three burials roared angrily and slammed into the sky!