Chapter 1 The interviewer's tricks

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2019, Nanzhou University, on the school road. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Ye Feng sat on the stone bench of Nanzhou University, smiling and enjoying his own lunch. Thinking back to the interview process in the morning, the plot was really a bit suspenseful, a little thriller, and a little fantastical......

XXX Company Interview Room:

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

The middle-aged male interviewer, who was wearing a formal suit, balding, and large square-rimmed glasses, asked with an unkind expression.

"Damn, you guys ask me if I have a girlfriend, what do you mean?" the male interviewer shrank back and covered his chest in a state of alertness.

"OUT! The interviewer's questions are meant to be answered, not questioned!"

"Hello interviewer, I'm ......"

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Nope. ”

"OUT! You're so old, you haven't gotten to a girl yet, you must have a problem with your communication skills! You're not fit for this job, next!"

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Eh, the past is divided into the present. ”

"Get out, you can't even look at a girlfriend, you're too unreliable, you're not suitable for this job, next!"

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Yes. ”

"In the past?"

"Yes. ”

"Get out, such a non-dedicated man, how can our company spend manpower and material resources to train you!Next!"

"You ......"

"Yes, the first one, many years of relationship, very stable, still undivided. As if he knew what the interviewer was going to ask, the interviewer was flattering.

"Oh, get out of here. ”

"Why?"

"Our company doesn't need such an inflexible man, hanging from a tree, it's stupid! go! go!"

"Who else?" asked the middle-aged fat interviewer, looking at the resume and looking up.

As a result, the test taker in front of him burst out, pressed the interviewer on the table, and directly beat him up!

"Hey, TMD, this is the interview!" someone said angrily.

"Ha, it's more comfortable to beat him, hum!"

"It's too TMD unreliable, isn't it just an interview for an intern? Be a coolie! What about you?" Most of the test takers left the venue scolding, this guy's stinky face is really tolerable, unbearable!

......

"And the one who is not dead, should I be one, shouldn't I just call it a day and leave work!" asked the interviewer, who was about to crawl out from behind the desk and put a potion tape on his face, still with a fierce expression.

"And my ......," Ye Feng replied cautiously.

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

Ye Feng shuddered and said honestly: "No." ”

"Have you ever been in a relationship?"

"Nope. Ye Feng seemed to know his fate.

"You're good...... you're good."

Ye Feng put the mineral water bottle into his bag, it seemed that it was time to get up and 'get out', "If I hadn't been drinking water just now, I guess I would have gone up and punched twice, and it would have been enjoyable, it's a pity, what a good opportunity, it's a pity!" Ye Feng muttered inwardly, shaking his head and thinking.

He was originally a casual person, with two brothers in his family, the younger brother is still young, his parents are alive, and he lives a leisurely life. Although his self-esteem was slightly hurt by being unemployed after graduation, it was not yet a turning point in his life. It's just that some years are not going well, and after a try, I met a strange instructor again, and Ye Feng said that he was also drunk.

"Well, you are an honest person, you still have the courage to tell the truth after seeing so many failures, very good, welcome to join our company!"

"Ah, is that it?" Happiness came too suddenly, woo, my brother was so moved! I instantly felt that this fierce-looking interviewer turned out to be cute! After graduation, in this unaccompanied city, I found a job for half a year, and I still worked part-time to barely get by, and even the mineral water bottle was filled with boiling water.

......

Lunch, as a celebration, of course, is still good at the school, anyway, the rental house that Ye Feng rented is near the university. There is finally no noise and hustle and bustle here, the point is that the beauties of Nanzhou University are not ordinary, just sit on the stone bench on the side of the school road, look at the beauties who pass by endlessly, ha! Just like watching a fashion show, suddenly the appetite is greatly increased, and the white rice and green vegetables and leaves are bitten by the wind 'bah, ba, haw' that has a good appetite, eat hemp, hehe......

The spring sun makes people a little confused, and such a good place in the school makes Ye Feng hum comfortably. Sitting on the stone bench under the lush grape trellis, the dappled sunlight fell on the white shirt worn by Ye Feng, warm, and Ye Feng raised his head and bit the mineral water bottle, 'Coo-coo. Sure enough, it tastes a little better than boiling water, cute......

"Listen, listen to ......"

"Classmate, can you please help me fix the bicycle chain?" I'm in a hurry to class, and the time is almost up......" Suddenly, a voice like a silver hearing came from Ye Feng's ears. It hurt him to come back to his senses violently, and the mineral water almost didn't spill himself......

"Can you do me a favor?" the girl asked, blushing, apparently in a hurry.

"No problem! No problem!" Ye Feng thought to himself, for the sake of that classmate, can there be any problems?

Ye Feng stood up, he was a 21-year-old young man, wearing a pair of thick glasses like an ordinary student, and he was thinner than ordinary people after nearly half a year of thrift, 175cm tall, clean clothes, and he really looked like a simple student. But in fact, the dick silk from his junior college has nothing to do with a high-level institution like Nanzhou University.

Ye Feng's narrator: Really! Except for peeping at the girl, there is really nothing else to think about!

"It's a small problem, it's just that the chain below has fallen off, and this chain is easy to tie, but it is recommended to go to a professional car repair place to pull the forks on the left and right, because the mechanical structure is a little out of position, and it needs to be tightened a little to prevent it from falling off twice......" Ye Feng gave some professional advice while repairing, haha, looking for brother to repair the car, brother is professional!

"Ah, is it that serious?"

"Oh, that's the case from a mechanical point of view, ah, all right!"

"Ah, so fast?"

"Of course...... Shan was very ......, "Ya, this girl is so beautiful! I just cared about giving full play to my professional expertise, and I didn't see such a beautiful girl, Ye Feng's saliva almost flowed down......

No! Hold back, hold back! Brother can't see a beautiful woman drooling like a stupid B, right? Haha, be reserved, image, image is very important! Be calm! But it's so beautiful...... About 1.7 meters tall, not much to wear in summer, simple white dress, face, neck, arms, long legs! The eyes are natural Saixue skin; long hair is flowing, like selling shampoo advertisements, duang-duang! The face is exquisite, the two straight eyebrows, straight to the sideburns, there is a bit of heroic feeling; at this moment, the big eyes are shining brightly, and the jade lotus arm is helping Ye Feng fix the bicycle......

Fuck! Today's luck is not ordinarily good, not only to solve the work problem, is this the heavens to help solve the personal problem? Come, comeon! The scenery in front of me suddenly appeared, and I saw Ye Feng's blood surging, is it really luck that I can't stop it!

Ye Feng opened a party in his heart, brocade clothes, jade food, and beautiful women...... Just like Xiao Jingteng's "The Princess": a shaking red wine glass, and her lips seem to be stained with blood...... So beautiful......

"Okay, let's try it......" Ye Feng came back to his senses, how embarrassed he was to stare at others.

"Hmm. ”

"Oh,! I'm leaving!" Ye Feng felt his jaw drop, beauty!

"Brother summons you with a special function, come back, come back ......!" Ye Feng looked at the figure in the distance, praying in his heart, his eyes were longing, and he almost jumped up and down! But 21 years of life experience in Diaosi told him that this was just the first time in his life... I don't know how many useless fantasies are just that, so could such a happy plot happen to his dick? hehe, but today it is destined to disappoint him again.

"If you can come back, brother will make a promise!" Ye Feng had already jumped up, shouting all the way in his heart, while continuing to nibble on his lunch, he hummed hesitantly: "Come back, come back......!

"Help!"

“......”

"Damn! Why are you really back? or is it a screaming version? is it really fake?" Ye Feng threw away the lunch box and stood up with a few white rice grains hanging from the corners of his mouth.

"Help!"

"Here, here!Brother, here, see who dares to bully you!" When Ye Feng said this, he couldn't help but shudder, how could he instantly feel that the painting style of the world had changed?

"Damn!" Ye Feng looked back, this world was undergoing tremendous changes, the sky was gray, there were suddenly more things in the sky, and what was suspended in mid-air was actually one continent after another! Ye Feng felt that his throat was a little dry, and his eyes were a little flowery! He swallowed his saliva and polished his eyes, the situation in front of him was even worse!

The continent that floats in the sky is still there, but the skyscrapers are collapsing, and there are more flying people and monsters in the sky! There are even gunshots, explosions, human shouts, and children's cries......

"What's wrong with this world? How do you feel like the heavens are about to fall apart all of a sudden?" Could it be that someone's oath moved the gods!

"Well, damn it! What is this? Oops, I'm not dreaming, right?" Ye Feng saw that the beautiful woman had already thrown the bicycle, she ran over, the problem was that a male student behind her actually screamed and flew down in the air!

"Hey, you're making a movie to hang Weiya, don't come here, don't think that if you put on a costume, I'll be afraid of you!

"He ......" The woman, who was already a little pale, pointed her finger at the man who came down in mid-air.

"What does he want to do to you? In broad daylight, you can't be making a movie, right? I read a lot, don't play with me!" Ye Feng said that he is very cultured, he knows what it is like to make movies, don't play tricks on me.

"He killed someone! Killed our classmates!" The beauty shouted very vividly, Ye Feng felt as if his body had been pushed into the ice cellar all of a sudden, and a chill went from the top of his head to the bottom of his feet, and he couldn't help but gasp, killing someone!

God, heroes don't need to be so difficult to save beauty, right?

"You, who are you, why are you killing?" Ye Feng felt that something was wrong with his whole person, and a person in the distance dropped several thunderbolts with a wave of his palm in the air, hitting the ground of the school road on the side, where there were now trees blocking it, he couldn't see the situation there, but he could imagine through the screams that someone had already suffered a poisonous hand!

"My name is Sun Pojun!" The man in green armor didn't look directly at Ye Feng, but with a wave of his big sleeves, there was a middle-aged man on the ground wrapped in black armor!

"This is my worst sword ghost, sword ghost! go try him!" There were two swords on the sword ghost's waist, and he skillfully threw one over, and Ye Feng stretched out his trembling hand to catch it.

The first time in his life that he witnessed murder, it was so bloody that people only felt that their minds were blank, their limbs were weak, and their hearts were even more chilling. I originally thought that I didn't feel anything about killing people on TV or movies, but when I saw it in reality, it was shocking.

"Little ghost, enjoy it, you are just a mortal, the sword ghost wants your life within three moves, it is not a problem!" The young man in green armor said with some patience: "Sword ghost, let me see what level the mortals in this world are." ”

"Yes, master!"

"Slow!"

"What if I'm still alive within three moves?"

"Huh?" The strange-dressed character who was obviously called Sun Pojun didn't expect Ye Feng to ask this question, because in his eyes, the other party was just a dead man: "Then the sword ghost will be punished the most painfully in his life!"

"Come on, sample, I forgot to tell you, my brother is also a practitioner!" Ye Feng, who was disdainful and ignored, was worried in his heart, and forced himself to say with courage. The other party is a murderer, whether it's a movie or not, whether it's a hallucination, he has a device in his hand, and he can't have stage fright in front of a beautiful woman, right?

(To be continued...... )

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