Chapter 4 The Seven Sons of the Tianshan Mountains Fight the Giant Tortoise
An hour later, the seven sons of Tianshan opened their mouths one by one and looked at the two 'little turtles' in the mouth of the man in the suit, and he didn't know how many times he greeted all the women of his ancestors in the eighteenth generation in his heart. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The two tortoises also learned to be smart, blocking the seven sons of the Tianshan Mountains between the two buildings, and there was nowhere to run if they wanted to, unless they went to heaven.
The Tai Chi man swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, tightened his belt, and said: "Aren't they just two turtles? We are outsiders who have cultivated from the Tianshan Mountains for several years, although we are self-taught, but, as the so-called heaven rewards diligence, my more than 2,000 days of Tai Chi is not practiced in vain, and it will take decades for others to exert the power of Tai Chi, but your eldest brother is a martial arts genius, which is completely enough to deal with two small ...... Turtle too. After speaking, he swallowed a few more mouthfuls, and the cold sweat on his forehead was like dew drops on the grass and trees, reflecting the sun.
The boxing man hurriedly said: "Big brother said well, only the eldest brother's Tai Chi magic skills have been practiced, and the younger brothers' kung fu is still not at home, I'm afraid I can't fight the two turtles, big brother, you go first, and the younger brothers will give you a sweep in the back." ”
The others hurriedly chimed in.
"Big brother, as the eldest brother, you should be the first to rush forward, let's cover you behind you, go up boldly! Brother ...... You're bold to move forward......"
Several people also sang in chorus, and Tai Chi Man hurriedly made a stop gesture: "Please stop singing, it's too ugly, can't I go?"
Tai Chi man raised his head and raised his chest, coughed a few times, took one step, and almost fell to the ground, it turned out that there was a small step in front and back, and it was not good for the teacher. He carried a sword in his hand, the same kind that the old man and old lady in the park were playing with, and there was a cluster of pink flowers tied to the hilt. began to play with the sword a few meters away from the turtle, worthy of being a 'master' who has been practicing for six or seven years, very standard, one move and one style.
The turtle seemed to be very interested, and actually lay down and watched the Tai Chi man play with the sword.
"Look at my Tai Chi Sword Thirty-two Styles, the first type Dragonfly Dots Water...... The Tai Chi Sword in his hand poked at the turtle's head, and the turtle rolled his eyes to look at the Tai Chi Sword, but there was no reaction.
"Second Style, Big Kui Star ......"
"Swallows take water...... Left Sweep ...... Right Sweep ...... Exploring the sea......"
Every move that Tai Chi Man makes is on the door of the turtle's head, or on the turtle shell, and touches it with a sword......
"Well, there seems to be something wrong with this order, little turtle, you wait, I'm here once, dragonfly water...... Big Kui Star ...... Swallow Picks Water ......"
The Tai Chi man played for a long time, repeated several times in a row, the turtle looked uncomfortable, suddenly stood up, raised one paw high, and slapped it violently, the dust was flying, and the Tai Chi man had been flattened. Step by step, he walked towards the six men who were originally looking at it with relish, but now they were scared silly.
The boxing man was just about to run away, but he was grabbed by the five behind him, pushed hard, and stumbled in front of the turtle.
"Second brother, it's your turn now, let's see how hot your 'Taizu Long Fist' is. The meditator said.
Several others nodded hurriedly.
The boxing man could only bite the bullet and start to put on a posture, and then began to fight long punches, while chanting some words: "First style, lazy clothes." Formula: Lazy clothes to go out of the shelf, change the momentum and single whip, if the enemy has no courage to go first, empty eyes and hands. ”
"The second trend, the golden rooster is independent. Formula: The golden rooster is turned upside down independently, pretending to have both legs and fists, grabbing the back and lying on the cow, and suffering from the bitterness. ”
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The fight was really vigorous, but the turtle was too tall for the boxing man to touch it at all. However, listening to the shouts of the brothers behind him, he had no choice but to continue fighting, and the more he fought, the more energetic he became, forgetting for a moment that he was fighting on the battlefield of life and death, facing the other brothers.
The turtle slapped his head into the stomach with one paw, and then swallowed the headless boxer.
"Third brother, it seems that it is not possible to fight alone, the idea is piercing, let's go together!" said a bald man.
The meditative man nodded: "Okay, this can't blame our brothers for being unkind, let's go together!"
The ending is obvious, and several of them are buried in the belly of the turtle.
The old men in front of the screen covered their foreheads one by one, shook their heads, and had nothing to say. Kung Fu is poor, which is understandable, after all, this real kung fu is not something that can be practiced casually for a few days. But it's unforgivable to have such a stupid brain.
The man in the suit blushed and looked at the old men with a look of fear.
"Xiao Cai, where did you pull those green onions?" asked an old man with black-rimmed glasses.
"It's in the Tianshan Mountains...... Park. The man in the suit hurriedly replied.
"No wonder it's called the Seven Sons of the Tianshan Mountains, it doesn't matter if they die, but our reputation for a lifetime was almost ruined by these few wastes. You've got to think of a way to get the best of both worlds. The man in glasses said again.
"It's easy," said an old man who was a little hunchbacked, "and let's polish it a little and do some artistic creation, which would be good!"
The glasses man's eyes lit up and nodded: "This method, not bad, 'Tianshan Seven Sons Fighting Giant Tortoise', how about this title?"
"Very good, it seems that Lao Li, you still have a lot of literary bacteria! Well, I'm planning to write an autobiography recently, and I'll have to ask your help when the time comes. The hunchbacked old man said.
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, anyway, I've been idle lately, so it's not bad for our brothers to engage in art. The man with glasses was very useful for the compliment of the hunchbacked old man.
An old man with a phone next to him at any time said: "The title is really good, take the lead, then Lao Li will be responsible for this matter!"
The man with glasses laughed and said, "Okay, it's a trivial matter, the ink of so many years is not for nothing, I must do this thing beautifully." ”
"Lao Li is still very reliable, and we can trust it, after all, they are all old cadres, no problem. ”
The man in glasses immediately sat down and played the role of his artistic cell, as if inspiration was in his hands, and the Parker pen was in his hand like a sword in the hand of a master swordsman, sharp and elegant. The old man next to him nodded his head again and again.
......
Duan Yue leaned on the sofa and took a nap, and the little girl watched "Crayon Xiaoxin" next to her, giggling a few times from time to time. Dong Shanshan and Xu Zhiqing were busy in the kitchen, and there was crisp laughter from time to time, and they seemed to be in a good mood.
"Zhiqing, you go out to rest for a while, just leave this matter to me, you go!" Dong Shanshan was urging Xu Zhiqing to rest, and not long after she got home, she came to help herself without taking a break.
Xu Zhiqing saw that she was not hypocritical when she was so persistent, and when she came out of the kitchen, she happened to see her daughter trying to drill into Duan Yue's arms, like a little kitten: "Wenwen, what are you doing? Don't affect your Uncle Duan's rest." ”
The little girl said in a milky voice: "Wenwen likes Uncle Duan!"
Xu Zhiqing sat next to her and touched her little head: "Why do you like Uncle Duan? Is it because he saved us today?"
The little girl lay in Duan Yue's arms like a puppy, twitching her nose and sniffing: "Because people think he is like Wenwen's father, and he is also surnamed Duan ......."
Xu Zhiqing hurriedly covered the little girl's mouth, looked nervously in the direction of the kitchen, and stared at Duan Yue for a few minutes before quietly saying, "Wenwen, how did you know your surname Duan, didn't your mother tell you?"
The little girl also whispered: "People see it from the household registration book, Duan Qian'er, people like this name." ”
Xu Zhiqing patted her little head: "Well, but you can't let others know, otherwise they will steal your name." ”
The little girl sighed, quickly covered her mouth, and nodded again and again.
Dong Shanshan came out of the kitchen, saw the little girl covering her mouth, and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with Wenwen?"
"No, are we playing a game?" Xu Zhiqing winked at the little girl: "Have you got it done over there?"
"Okay!" Seeing that Duan Yue was sleeping soundly, even saliva flowed out: "He slept soundly, he didn't care about anything?"
"It's all because of our mother and daughter, otherwise he wouldn't be so tired," Xu Zhiqing said with some self-reproach.
"He did it himself, didn't he almost throw you downstairs?" Just take it as an apology, I hope you can forgive him," Dong Shanshan looked at Xu Zhiqing with some embarrassment: "I blame me for that, I didn't tell him clearly!"
"No...... No, I never blamed him, but I owe him such a big favor today, and I don't know how to repay him. ”
"What do you want to repay, we are good girlfriends, can I watch you die and not save you?" Dong Shanshan waved her hand: "By the way, do you want to take a shower first and change your clothes?"
Xu Zhiqing was a little embarrassed: "But ...... I didn't bring a change of clothes with ......."
"We're about the same size, I have a lot of them, you go pick a few," thought for a while, and said: "Let's go, I'll take you to pick it, there are also those suitable for Wenwen, I don't know what he thinks, the children's clothes have been bought......"
"Isn't that obvious? isn't he urging you to give him a big fat boy......
"I hate it, who wants to give him a baby?"
The two women were fighting and went to pick out clothes.
The man with glasses worked hard to write for half an hour, and breathed a long sigh of relief: "It's written, I didn't expect that it is not very difficult to create, I have only discovered this talent until now, and it's not too late." ”
The hunchbacked old man hurriedly surrounded him: "Come on, I'll appreciate Lao Li's masterpiece first." While looking at it, he praised: "Good, good, there is a famous style, if you don't see it with your own eyes, I really didn't expect Lao Li's writing to be amazing, come, let's take a look, it's very good." ”
The man on the phone also stood up, gathered around, stood behind a few people, and after reading a few sentences, the corners of his mouth twitched, with a look of disdain, thinking that even the last writers can write better than you: "Yes, it's really good, Li Lao's literary talent is not worse than those well-known people, it's that Li Lao is busy working for the well-being of the people, which delays his creation! This is a typical example of selfless dedication! It is worth learning from our generation! I didn't expect that the role model was by my side, and Mrs. Li was low-key." ”
The man with glasses smiled and waved his hand again and again: "No, no, these are what we old cadres should do, and it is our mission." ”
The hunchbacked old man said: "Lao Li is really good, and he has always been valued by all the old people. It seems that this is also not without reason. ”
The man on the phone made a final decision: "Then let's do it, deal with this matter." If you want to knock a few more medals, let's call it the 'Warrior' medal!"
In this way, the 'Warrior' medal was produced, and the first people to receive this honor were advertised as the masters of the Tianshan Mountains who bravely fought the evil giant tortoise. The real chivalrous man hides his merit and fame, and the deceptive and famous thief beats gongs and drums to promote everywhere, no wonder the chivalrous trace is now a mystery, and there is no longer a hot-blooded man who acts chivalrous and righteous.
A few old men were praising the man with glasses, and the screen lit up again.