456 Awkward trivia
"Don't move, if you move again, I will die in front of you immediately. Shui Rou put the short sword in her hand to her heart.
Yue Qingmei hurriedly rushed over and grabbed her hand, and said, "Silly Rou'er, why are you so stupid, okay, I don't move, don't move, don't stab yourself!"
"You get out of here, I'll give you an answer when you get back, or I'll die here immediately!"
Yue Qingmei hesitated for a while, then suddenly took Shui Rou's hand and made a deep cut on her stomach, and suddenly blood flowed out like a spring.
Shui Rouyi hurriedly helped her cover it, and said in a panic: "What are you doing, I only let you go, I didn't let you hurt yourself!"
"Rou'er, I love you, I'm the defender here, if I go back well, I will definitely be severely punished, so I can only disguise it like this. Yue Qingmei stretched out her bloody hand, touched Shui Rou's face gently, and then said, "I'm leaving, I will wait for you forever." With that, Yue Qingmei staggered away holding her stomach.
As soon as she took two steps, Yue Qingmei turned back, took out two pills, handed them to Shui Rou, and said, "Rou'er, I'll wait for you, forever." When he turned around, the water was so soft that it had already dripped into a line of blood on the ground.
Zheng Lei only heard a muffled snort, he didn't know who was injured at all, and he thought it was Shui Rou, so he was extremely anxious in his heart, but with Yue Qingmei's departure, Zheng Lei's heart seemed to understand.
Shui Rou sat on the ground in a daze, not knowing what she was thinking, she couldn't accept this answer for a while, she was stunned for a moment, she got up and fed the pill to Zheng Lei and Hu Xiaowan, after a while, Zheng Lei woke up directly, and quickly got up and pulled Shui Rou to look up and down, and only after finding that she was not injured did she ask: "You weren't injured just now!"
"No, I didn't. Shui Rou shook her head.
Zheng Lei's mood seemed to be a little low, so he asked suspiciously: "What's wrong with you, she confessed to you, you have some ideas!"
"Go. Shui Rou slapped him lightly, and then said: "After all, I have been friends for so long, and I always feel a little uncomfortable when I suddenly come to this point!"
"Don't think about it so much, maybe she approached you with some purpose in the first place. Zheng Lei said.
"Hey. Shui Rou let out a long sigh and said, "Maybe, I don't want to, the more I think about it, the more uncomfortable I feel!"
At this moment, Hu Xiaowan woke up, she was not like Zheng Lei, she had Lin Xi's blood power in her body, so she had to wake up later, and she hadn't completely untied the poison, and it would take a while for the poison on her body to disappear completely.
"Brother......" Hu Xiaowan shouted in a whisper, then woke up suddenly, quickly got up, and rushed to Zheng Lei's side in all directions, and said worriedly: "Brother, we are poisoned!"
Zheng Lei smiled slightly, patted her head, and said, "Little fool, it has been detoxified, otherwise, how would you wake up!"
Hu Xiaowan's face turned red, and she habitually lowered her head, and when she lowered her head, she reached a long line of blood on the ground, and asked worriedly: "Brother, you are injured!"
"How can I be wounded, it is the blood that flows from the wounds of the enemy. Zheng Lei said.
When Hu Xiaowan heard this, she looked around nervously and asked, "Is the enemy gone?"
"Let's go, I woke up earlier than you, so I took the enemy away. Zheng Lei didn't want her to worry too much, so he lied to her.
Hu Xiaowan was also convinced, hugged Zheng Lei's arm, gently pillowed it on his shoulder, and said, "Brother is still the most powerful!"
"Alright, it's all right, let's hurry up and what's hidden here, maybe it's the place we're looking for. Zheng Lei said.
Hu Xiaowan Shui Rou didn't speak, just nodded, Shui Rou also walked to his side, gently grabbed his arm, and the three of them walked towards the cave together.
They didn't go far, and the three of them arrived at the bright entrance of the cave, Zheng Lei was puzzled, and couldn't help but say: "It doesn't feel right, it's all gone to the entrance of the cave, why haven't we seen any formations or anything like that, is it because we have the wrong feelings!"
Shui Rou frowned and said, "It can't be that there is a formation outside the cave entrance!"
Hu Xiaowan closed her eyes and felt the fluctuation of spiritual power, and said slowly: "Brother, the fluctuation of spiritual power in front is very strong, and it really looks like there is a formation at the entrance of the cave!"
"Okay, it's good to have a while, let's go. Zheng Lei pulled up the two and walked towards the entrance of the cave.
From the cave to the entrance of the cave, it was not a long distance, but after the three of them stayed in the dim environment for a long time, they were also used to the darkness, and suddenly walked to the entrance of the cave, facing the strong light, they couldn't help but have some pain in their eyes.
Zheng Lei pulled the two of them out of the cave one step at a time, and suddenly the scene in front of the three of them changed, in front of them was not on Songshan Mountain at all, but an unknown place, the surroundings were dim and abnormal, but it was not completely lightless.
For a moment, Zheng Lei even suspected that he had returned to the underworld.
"This is not Songshan. Zheng Lei said softly.
"Brother, we won't fall into other people's formations again. Hu Xiaowan said.
Shui Rou frowned and didn't speak, but looked around with her eyes, Zheng Lei and Hu Xiaowan on the side were guessing word by word, and suddenly, Shui Rou coughed violently a few times.
"What's wrong. Zheng Lei and Hu Xiaowan asked at the same time.
"Something is wrong, there is a problem here. Shui Rou coughed and said.
"What's the problem?"
"Don't you feel sick in your stomach?"
The two of them felt it carefully, and Zheng Lei really felt that something seemed to be wrong in his stomach, so he asked Hu Xiaowan, but found that the little girl's little face was red.
"Xiaowan, what's wrong with you!"
The little girl didn't speak, just bit her lower lip.
Zheng Lei suddenly became worried, took her hand and asked, "Where is it uncomfortable, is it because of the poison just now!"
Hu Xiaowan shook her head and still didn't speak.
Shui Rou rubbed her belly, and Hu Xiaowan seemed to understand a little, so she asked, "Is your stomach also swollen!"
Hu Xiaowan shook her head again.
"What the hell is going on, don't scare me. Zheng Lei said hurriedly.
"I want to ......" Hu Xiaowan said two words, and then stopped again.
When Zheng Lei heard this, he was immediately depressed, why did this girl stumble at this time, so he said: "What's wrong with you, tell me if you have something, don't let us worry all the time!"
"I want to fart. Hu Xiaowan's voice was very low.
"I'm going, what else should I be, I can let it go if I want, and I'm not attending a banquet, I'm embarrassed to put it, it's okay, just let it go. Zheng Lei breathed a sigh of relief.
"But I feel so much!"
"If you let it go, let it go, it's so uncomfortable to hold it, you can't hold it all the time. Zheng Lei said.
Hu Xiaowan blushed and walked to the side, Zheng Lei didn't follow, he didn't want to enjoy the taste of fart.
The two stood in place waiting for the little girl to fart, but ten minutes passed, and the little girl couldn't come up, Zheng Lei was a little puzzled and asked, "Xiaowan, is it okay!"
At this question, the little girl's face turned even redder, and she whispered: "No, it's really strange, why are there so many!"
"It's okay, we're waiting for you, anyway, so far, we haven't found any danger. Zheng Lei sat cross-legged on the ground and said.
Another ten minutes passed, Zheng Lei still didn't wait for Hu Xiaowan, the little girl was still standing there, but her little face was even redder, which was comparable to Master Guan's face.
Not only that, Shui Rou on the side also began to blush, Zheng Lei couldn't help asking: "What's the matter, don't you also want to fart, it's okay, it's just the three of us here, if you want to let it go, just let it go!"
Shui Rou shook her head and whispered, "No, I don't want to fart, I'm just a little anxious!"
"Ahh Zheng Lei turned his head around, this unknown place, there were no obstacles in a radius of at least a hundred miles, it could be called a black soil plain, but there was no trace of vegetation on the ground.
If it's a fart, it's okay to say, just stand aside and let it go, but if you're in a hurry, you can't do it without taking off your pants, and suddenly Zheng Lei was a little depressed.
After sitting for a while, Shui Rou was really uncomfortable, got up slowly, and said, "I'll solve it!"
Zheng Lei casually said "oh", then lowered his head and did not go to Shui Rou.
Another ten minutes passed, and the two women didn't come back, Zheng Lei was embarrassed to go to Shuirou, so he had to Hu Xiaowan, and when Hu Xiaowan was still standing there with her head down, she asked loudly: "Xiaowan, did Rou'er come back when she went to pee!"
Shui Rou, who was squatting in the distance, heard this, and suddenly felt helpless, fortunately there was no one here, otherwise this would not allow countless people to peep.
Hu Xiaowan raised her head, Shui Rou was still squatting there, and she didn't look like it was over, so she said, "It's not yet!"
"I wipe it, it takes ten minutes to pee, even if the woman is made of water, then there has to be a limit. Talking to himself, he turned his back to Shui Rou and shouted loudly: "Rou'er, aren't you, ten minutes, how much do you have to pee, it's almost a ton!"
Shui Rou's face was blue and red for a while, it was originally a blushing thing to pee in front of a man, plus he didn't finish peeing for ten minutes, and when he said this, he was suddenly extremely embarrassed.
Hearing that Shui Rou didn't speak, Zheng Lei shook his head helplessly, lowered his head and said, "It's better to be a man, at least some organs have grown a little bit and can bear it." As soon as he finished speaking, Zheng Lei suddenly felt a gurgling in his stomach, and suddenly an extremely uncomfortable feeling spread throughout his body.
"I'm rubbing, isn't it. Zheng Lei hurriedly rubbed his stomach, and then said: "As soon as I finished talking about them, I wanted to have diarrhea, no, I must hold back." After that, Zheng Lei closed his eyes, mobilized the spiritual power in his body, and slowly went deep into the internal organs, constantly easing the feeling of wanting to have diarrhea.