Some people will get drunk after drinking three glasses, some people will not get drunk after drinking thirty glasses, and there is another kind of person who will get drunk and unconscious after taking one sip. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Yu Lu is the third type of person who is drunk and unconscious.

When Yu Lu opened his eyes again, night had fallen, and he couldn't see the afterglow of the sunset, but he saw the silence of the night.

"Where is ・・・・・・ ・・・・・・ that ?" Yu Lu swallowed, and asked a little unsure.

The first time I woke up, I arrived in Xi'an, the second time I woke up, I arrived in Urumqi, and the third time I woke up and sat in a car, and in the driver's seat sat a beautiful woman who beat herself up, with the help of the cunning moonlight, Yu Lu felt that his brain was a little insufficient.

What about Xiao Shuo? Didn't you say that you wanted to take yourself to have a good time in Urumqi? Why didn't you see the figures of Xiao Shuo and Professor Zhuang?

The woman playing with her mobile phone, her eyes did not take off the screen of the mobile phone, and muttered, "Are you blind? Can't you see that this is in a desert buggy?"

"No, no, I know it's in the car, I mean my companion?" Yu Lu hurriedly waved his hand and explained, afraid that the woman would beat him up again.

The car shook slightly because of Yu Lu's excessive movements, and the woman's eyebrows wrinkled slightly: "What are you shaking? I'll kick you down if the car shakes!"

"Well・・・・・・ I won't shake the car. ”

"You said that you are a good big man, I won't say anything when I'm drunk with a glass of wine, just take a sip, and you're drunk like this, vomiting and talking nonsense, are you still a man?"

Yu Lu was stunned: "What did I say?"

"You say you're a magician, and your goal is to keep the peace of humanity and save the world. The woman scoffed.

Yu Lu: "Of course, a great magician like me exists to save the world. ”

"Don't your face hurt anymore?"

"Well・・・・・・ I actually think I can be a fried chicken restaurant owner in addition to saving the world. ”

"Cut. The woman said disdainfully, put down her mobile phone, set the desert off-road vehicle on fire, and started with a throttle.

Yu Lu watched the woman prepare to leave, and hurriedly asked, "Eldest sister・・・・・・

"What do you call me?"

"Miss ・・・・・・. ”

"Call Mom!"

Yu Lu was silent, feeling that it was important to skip the title and ask the question: "Where are you going to go?"

The woman glanced at Yu Lu, gritted her teeth and said, "Where are you going?"

"Police station?!" Yu Lu was stunned, "Why did you go to the police station again, I only came out of the police station during the day!"

"I rummaged through your whole body, except for an all-English ID card, it was a bunch of backpacks and clothes, and I didn't have a dime, I didn't send you to the police station, could it be that I still had to support you?"

"・・・・・・ what about my companion?" Yu Lu asked.

"What companion?"

"It's the facial paralysis that eats barbecue in the store!"

"You got drunk and left, and I didn't know he knew you at the time. The woman shrugged.

"I wiped ・・・・・・ why my life was so bitter, I had just been abducted and abandoned, and the outside world was so terrifying. Yu Lu said in frustration.

The woman started the car and drove towards the city of Urumqi, sensing Yu Lu's frustration, perhaps because the kindness in her heart was triggered, and asked with a little concern: "What's your name?"

"Yu Lu. ”

"Where did it come from?"

"From heaven and earth. ”

"・・・・・・ you just owe it, I find out, I'll give you another chance. The woman said angrily.

"Uh・・・・・・ from England. ”

The woman was surprised: "Britain? can you, a foreign friend from England? What are you doing in Britain? What kind of occupation do you do in Britain?"

"Magician. ”

When the woman heard this, she stopped the car, and Yu Lu inexplicably got out of the car and walked to the co-pilot's door, opened the door and said, "Get out!"

Yu Lu asked inexplicably, "What's wrong?"

The woman pursed her lips and smiled slightly: "Take you to see the stars." ”

"Ahh Yu Lu jumped out of the car and said excitedly.

"Smack!" the woman slapped Yu Lu hard.

", eldest sister・・・・・・ Miss・・・・・・ why are you beating me?" Yu Lu said innocently, covering his face.

"Beat you? This is not called a beating, it is only called a beating now!" the woman smiled and grabbed Yu Lu is punch and kick.

"Don't fight, don't fight, it hurts・・・・・・" Yu Lu was beaten by the woman, and hurriedly said to spare.

"Who hit you, show you the stars!"

Yu Lu was beaten by the woman, but he really saw the stars, and noticed that the woman was about to raise her foot and kick it, so she hurriedly reached out and grabbed the leg kicked by the woman and said, "If you hit again, I will fight back!"

"Then you fight back!"

"I'm still afraid of myself, and I'll turn you into a dog in minutes!" Yu Lu threatened.

The woman laughed and said, "Let me become a dog?"

The woman didn't make any effort to her feet, and with the help of Yu Lu's strength holding her legs, she jumped up and kicked Yu Lu's face.

"Damn, don't get an inch!" Yu Lu covered his face, wondering if this woman thinks she is too handsome, so she always slaps herself in the face, is her face so lovely?

"Hmph, my aunt and grandmother have participated in the Ring Tower Rally three times in the desert, in order to guard against stinky hooligans like you, I have specially practiced kung fu, I don't teach you a good lesson today, do you really think that others will not do anything to you?"

Yu Lu looked at the woman and called again, and hurriedly ran away.

"Don't run!" The woman watched Yu Lu run away and hurriedly chased after Yu Lu.

"You're stupid to me, don't you run and let you fight?"

"If you're still a man, don't run!"

"Come on, come on, chase me, you chase me, if you chase me, I'll let you hehehe. Yu Lu laughed as he ran.

When it comes to running, there is no one in the entire magic academy who can run faster than himself, because he can't learn to ride a broomstick, so the teacher has tailored a set of escape methods for himself ---- practice long-distance running!

The two of them gradually moved away from the off-road vehicle in the chase and me, and the woman chased for a while and found that she couldn't catch up with Yu Lu at all, so she stopped chasing and gasped.

"What's wrong? Don't chase me? Come on, come on. ”

"You have the ability, come here!"

Yu Lu shrugged helplessly, took a few steps closer and said, "I'm here, how about it?"

"You have the ability to get closer"

"Okay, okay, I'll get closer. Yu Lu smiled and took a few steps closer again.

The woman watched Yu Lu approach her again and urged, "You get closer." ”

Hearing this, Yu Lu took two steps back and laughed: "Hehe, I'll step back, how about it?" ”

"Come closer. ”

"Okay, I'm getting closer, how about hitting me? ”