No stalls in front of the gates of hell!

Looking at this line of words, three black lines slid down the door of the three burials, and he lowered his head not to look at the conspicuous line of scarlet characters, but found that there was a sign below, and took a closer look:

"It is forbidden to set up stalls around the ghost gate, and the violators will be disqualified from reincarnation!

- Hell City Management Brigade"

"What the hell is this? Are we on the wrong ............?"

The black line of the three burials turned his head, looked at the white bone spirit, and tried hard for a while to control the twitching corners of his mouth,

"Didn't you come to hell, that's it?"

The white bone spirit looked left and right, scratched his head, and said uncertainly,

"I guess so, I remember there was a market in front of the city gate......"

"I'll go, really!"

Three burials and a hearing of the word bazaar immediately determined that this is hell, damn, hell is so advanced, even the city management has come out, walked to the four open city gates, looked inside, the buildings are lined up, the strange is vertical and horizontal, the city pedestrians come and go, shoulder to shoulder, there are many vendors on both sides of the road, the sound of selling is endless, a prosperous scene!

The three burials raised their eyebrows, yes, this is much more prosperous than the original Tang Chang'an City, and when he walked into the door, the ghost who was standing next to the door immediately greeted him,

"Sir, this is the first time you've come to our Hell?"

The ghost had a lovely smile, and he came up to the three burials and gave his hand,

"Before you enter the city, please go to the communication room to make a record. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Hearing this, I was stunned, and the communication room was still registered, and this ghost was too good to speak, and he was more respectful to me than his father, scratched his head, and replied:

"Oh...... Oh, okay, okay, where's the communication room? I'll go now!"

The ghost almost pointed to a small house behind him, and the three large gilded characters on the house were extremely eye-catching:

Conveyance room!

"Just tell Uncle Wang when you go in. ”

After the ghost finished speaking, he bowed his hand again, retreated to his post and continued to stand guard.

, Uncle Wang, do you think this is a school?

complained in his heart, turned around and greeted the white bone spirit, and walked into the communication room.

As soon as I entered the house, I saw an old man about sixty or seventy years old wearing a ghost uniform, with a pair of cloth shoes on his feet, the heels had not yet been raised, and he was drinking tea with Erlang's legs crossed, with a leisurely demeanor, and his appearance was the same as those old men who came out to bask in the sun every day in his previous life.

When the old man saw the three burials and the two people coming in, he hurriedly stood up, arched his hand, put a smile on his face, and showed a mouthful of yellow teeth.

"Where did you come from?"

The three burials also arched their hands when they walked over, and smiled,

"Hello Uncle Wang, my name is Tang Sanfu, and this is Mrs. White Bones behind me, we came today to ask Lord Yan to do something. ”

"Oh, I want to see Lord Yama, it's easy to talk about it, I'll report it later. ”

As he spoke, the old man took out a conch-like thing and shouted inside,

"Switchboard, this is the communication room, and it is connected to the Hades office!"

The three funerals were dumbfounded, could this be a phone call, what year?

Hurriedly walked up, flattering and laughing, rubbing his hands,

"Hey, uncle, what kind of high-tech are you?"

The old man was stunned, and pointed to the conch,

"You say this, this is a sound snail, invented by a kid nicknamed Knock Immortal, it's been used in hell for more than ten years, if you like to buy one in the city, that kid also gave this thing a name, what is it called Love Crazy......"

I can't knock it to death, I love to go crazy............

The corners of Sanfu's mouth twitched uncontrollably, he couldn't stop at all, he had a hunch that this trip to hell would smash the three views that he had built up with great difficulty after coming to this world, take a deep breath, and slowly spit it out, Sanfu suddenly felt a little painful.

Suddenly, the voice of a middle-aged man who had hung Lang Dang sounded in the sound snail,

"Lao Wang, what's the matter, I don't know if it's time for dinner, the king of Hades also has to rest!"

"I said, King Yama, someone is looking for you and saying that they want to ask you to do something. ”

"Yo he, who is begging me to do something?"

"One is called Tang Sanfu, and the other is called Mrs. White Bone, do you know?"

"Tang San's burial...... Alas, isn't it just the big brother who learned from the scriptures! I know, I know, now the Three Realms are all watching his live broadcast, hey, that master is awesome, he abolished Lingji's grandson a while ago, okay, you bring them here, it's just noon, let's drink a few together!

The voice disappeared in the sound conch, and the old man smiled helplessly, the king of Hades just couldn't change his temper, he dared to say anything, turned around and smiled at the stunned Sanfu, patted him on the shoulder,

"Let's go, I'll take you to Hades!"

"Oh...... Oh!"

The three burials were stunned and agreed, and they followed the old man out in a daze, only to see the old man walk to the back of the communication room and launch a small wooden three-wheeler, the three burials opened their mouths wide, and he endured the mobile phone, but this was too much, and even the car came out.

"Uncle, what kind of novelty are you?"

The old man smiled smugly and patted the front of the car,

"I'll tell you, this thing is amazing, it's called Mercedes-Benz, it's fast, it's a kid who didn't die of the sun this year......"

"Okay......"

The three burials are completely speechless, there are really many talents in hell, not only mobile phones, but even cars have been drummed out, how many fucking years have you been ahead of foreign countries......

Stepping on the three-wheel back fight with the white bone spirit, watching the old man sit in front of him and pinching the magic trick, a true yuan hit the car, and the three wheels ran forward, and the three burials slapped a little stuffy chest, and let out a sigh, fortunately, it's okay, it's not oil-burning.

After about twenty minutes, the car stopped in front of a huge building in the center of the city, the building was surrounded by a wall of about two meters, and there was a fence gate about four meters wide in the direction of the ghost gate, and on the right side of the fence gate was an upside-down marble, and the stone was engraved with four large characters with silver hooks and iron paintings:

Netherworld!

At this moment, the fence gate is open, and a man in black clothes, black pants and black hat in front of the door is looking around on tiptoe with his hands, it is Hei Impermanence, as soon as Hei Impermanence sees the old man, he immediately stands up,

"Here comes the old king, let's go, the king of Hades is waiting!"

As he spoke, he walked in, the old man was happy, and waved at the three burials and two people,

"Let's go, it's messy inside, keep up, don't get lost!"

The three burial two hurriedly followed, walked for a while, and the group came to a room, in the middle of the room is a table of eight immortals, there is wine and food on the table, the dish is not particularly rich, but the wine is more than a dozen jars, and there is a middle-aged man with a beard sitting in front of the table, looking at the majestic face, full of momentum, when he saw them come in, he was happy, and he hurriedly stood up to greet him, without the slightest shelf,

"Come on, come on, Lao Hei Lao Wang, sit down and say, yo, this is the third burial brother, come on, come on, sit down quickly, let's drink well, sister-in-law too!"

As he spoke, he waved to the white bone spirit, and the white bone spirit blushed and explained in a low voice,

"I'm not ......"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Hades, who patted Sanfu vigorously on the shoulder,

"I've heard about the deeds of the third burial brother, and beat Lingji's grandson like a bastard, amazing, amazing, hahahaha, come, I salute you!"

Sanfu Xin said that the people of hell are like bandits, but they are really happy to speak, and they raise their glasses proudly.

"Come on,!"

As he spoke, he raised his head and drank all the wine in the cup, when the door opened, and a green cow in white clothes, white trousers and white hat walked in.

"Yo, Xiaobai is back, sit down, I'll be waiting for you!"

Bai Wuchang casually pulled out a chair and sat down, taking a sip of wine,

"Fuck, I'm tired of the master, those grandsons are making trouble again, I just threw two into the livestock road to stop, when is this a head!"

Hearing Bai Wuchang's complaint, Sanfu patted his head, remembered that business was coming, put down his chopsticks, and turned to Hades,

"By the way, I'm actually here today to ask Hades for something. ”

"Oh, what's the matter, even if the third burial brother speaks, as long as I can help, I will do my best!"

It's cool to talk to happy people, the three burials laughed, and their good impression of Hades doubled,

"Actually, it's not a big deal, I just want to ask for a reincarnation place for this White Bone Lady. ”

Saying that, he pointed at the white bone spirit, Hades was stunned for a moment, and then scratched his head,

"Yo, look at me, I thought it was my sister-in-law, I made a joke, no problem, isn't it just a reincarnation quota, I can cross the Nai He Bridge tomorrow!"

Hades smiled heartily, and suddenly seemed to remember something, a wine glass,

"By the way, Brother Burial has stayed in the prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty, and he is a person who has seen the world, you should also know that Hell is now full of ghosts, and everyone wants to be reincarnated humanely, but there are only so many places, and I can't control it, now those ghosts are about to blow up the camp, and they have all begun to break into the palace of Hades recently, Brother Burial, see if there is any way to help my brother?"

"Uh...... This...... Wait for me to think about it. ”

The third burial hesitated to agree, he really couldn't think of any good way for a while, and the king of Hades also knew that he couldn't be in a hurry, so he smiled casually,

"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, come on, drink first. ”

At the dinner table, everyone was talking, and the three burials had a feeling of returning to the previous life to get together with fox friends and dog friends to drink and brag, and suddenly a flash of inspiration, slapped the table, and stood up,

"That's right, you can do a lottery reincarnation!"