Chapter Twenty-Nine: Chase Shop
"You shoot one, I'll shoot one, a child on a plane."
"You shoot two, I shoot two, two children pick up dung and eggs"
"Little aunt, you remember wrongly, what kind of picking up dung and eggs is throwing handkerchiefs. Ye Xiaoxing stood on the bed and said indignantly.
Hu Linger scratched her head embarrassedly: "Yes, maybe I remembered it again, let's do it again." ”
"Oops, don't play anymore, you're always misremembering. Ye Xiaoxing said boringly.
"I'm sorry, I'm always confused, isn't it boring to play with me. Hu Linger sat at the head of the bed in frustration.
Ye Xiaoxing secretly glanced at Hu Ling'er, and couldn't help but bother first: "Okay, that's what I said, in fact, it's still very interesting to play with my little aunt, Xiaoxing often forgets things, my father said, this is called rare confusion, why do you remember everything so clearly, it's actually good to be confused." ”
"Really?" asked Hu Ling'er in disbelief.
"Of course, if someone spanks me tonight, I will remember it tomorrow, wouldn't it be a painful thing, just like this morning, the aunt of the Qi family pinched my face, and I forgot about it now, so I am very happy. Ye Xiaoxing said seriously.
"It seems like this. Hu Ling'er tilted her head and thought about it, and couldn't help but be happy again.
Ye Xiaoxing smiled: "Little aunt, can you let me see your tail again?"
"Good. ”
People are in good spirits on happy occasions, and Hu Linger happily agreed to Ye Xiaoxing's request, got up and squatted on the bed, twisted her little buttocks, and six white tails came out, floating away like a dream.
"Wow, I'm so excited every time I watch it," Ye Xiaoxing said excitedly with a little face, "It would be nice if Xiaoxing also had such a beautiful tail." ”
"yes, I think it's beautiful, too. Hu Ling'er said ostentatiously, and at the same time did not forget to shake the tail in the air, which immediately caused Ye Xiaoxing fans to scream.
"I'm going to touch, I'm going to touch. Ye Xiaoxing shouted excitedly.
"Then you have to remember that you can only touch, not pinch. Hu Linger said in a consultative tone.
"Well, Xiaoxing won't pinch it. Ye Xiaoxing nodded heavily, and his little hand had involuntarily touched Hu Ling'er's tail.
"Wow, it's so soft, it's fluffy, it's more comfortable than a pillow, if I had a tail like this, I would have slept on a pillow, it's so comfortable." Ye Xiaoxing said with an intoxicated face.
"When I used to be in the mountains, I often slept with my tail on my pillow, I don't know what's going on, I pinched my tail myself, nothing happened, but when others pinched my tail, I was weak, you said it was a disease. Hu Linger asked worriedly.
"No, I remember that there used to be a little dog next door to my house, and my mother said that I can't pinch its tail, that's its weakness, I guess this is also your weakness, little aunt, you must hide your tail in the future, except for Xiaoxing, no one is allowed to touch it." Ye Xiaoxing said cautiously.
"Well, I got it, so let's get back to the game. Hu Linger said happily.
"Xiaoxing, you haven't slept yet," Mo Wen opened the door and came in, and asked with a smile, "Did you bully Aunt Ling'er?"
"Xiaoxing is very well-behaved and doesn't bully my little aunt. As soon as Ye Xiaoxing saw Mo Wen coming in, he immediately jumped out of bed and got into Mo Wen's arms barefoot, "Dad, Xiaoxing also needs a tail." ”
Mo was stunned: "Why do you want a tail?"
"Because the little aunt's tail is so comfortable, but hers can only be her own pillow, and Xiaoxing wants it too. Ye Xiaoxing said coquettishly.
"Okay, when you grow up, you'll have a tail. Mo Wen couldn't help but tell a little lie.
"Then Aunt Ye, Xue'er's mother, and Shuangshuang's mother, why don't you have it?" Ye Xiaoxing asked suspiciously.
"Then I don't know what to say, you have to ask them yourself. Mo Wen smiled evilly, "Ling'er, how are you doing these past few days?"
"Big brother, I'm fine, I have Xiaoxing to play with me, I don't have to worry about getting lost, I'm much happier than myself in the mountains. Hu Ling'er put her tail away, and ran down barefoot, one left and one right with Ye Xiaoxing, as if she was going to divide Mo Wen.
"Okay, as long as you're happy. Mo Wen smiled fondly, "Then you should go to bed early." ”
"I want my dad to sleep with me. Ye Xiaoxing shook Mo Wen's arm coquettishly.
Seeing Ye Xiaoxing like this, Hu Ling'er also shook Mo Wen's arm: "I also want my eldest brother to sleep with me." ”
Mo Wen almost fell to the ground, although Hu Ling'er was confused, but in terms of body appearance, it was definitely a bewitching little goblin, plus it was the unique charm of the Nine-Tails clan, as long as it was a man, he would definitely be killed by her pure green instantly.
Although he knew that he was sleeping, he didn't sleep on the other, but Mo Wen had to think about it and sleep with a beautiful woman, which was more uncomfortable than sleeping on the hard floor by himself, the latter at least couldn't see or touch, so he didn't think about it, the former was seen and touched, like a wolf who had been hungry for three days, watching a food show
"That," Mo Wen swallowed, "Not tonight, I'm not very convenient." ”
Ye Xiaoyue, who pushed the door in, couldn't help but laugh when she heard the words.
Mo Wen looked back in embarrassment: "Hey, Yueyue, you are not a lady when you laugh like this, you will teach bad children." ”
Ye Xiaoyue's face turned red: "Why don't you go to accompany Xue'er tonight?"
"Oh, Frost is also here tonight" Speaking of this, Mo Wen was stunned, "Yueyue, you go and call Xue'er and them over." ”
"What's wrong?" Ye Xiaoyue asked with a blank look at Mo.
"Something. Mo Wen smiled evilly.
Ye Xiaoyue glanced at Mo Qian, although she didn't know what he had in mind, she still turned around and called Shen Hanxue and Shen Hanshuang.
"Dad, you're smiling so badly, but you're still handsome. Ye Xiaoxing said awkwardly.
"Hehe" Mo Wen smiled smugly, "Dad will sleep with you tonight, come, let's lay the floor." ”
"Why do you need to lay the floor?" Ye Xiaoxing and Hu Ling'er asked puzzled.
"The bed was too small to sleep on. Mo Wen took out the futon from the cabinet and turned his head and asked, "Okay?"
"yes, yes. Ye Xiaoxing excitedly took a quilt that was much larger than her and spread it on the floor.
With the efforts of Mo Wen and the three of them, Datongpu finally formed a prototype, and Ye Xiaoyue, Shen Hanxue and Shen Hanshuang also came by appointment, looking at Mo Wen, who was busy with work, suspiciously.
"What are you doing here?" asked Shen Hanxue funny.
"Let's sleep together tonight. Mo Wen blinked.
The three girls were all pretty and flushed when they heard this, although they had long been accustomed to the three maids and one husband, but it was the first time to sleep together like this, for men, this was unwanted, and the three girls were also ready to face embarrassment sooner or later, but they didn't expect it to be so soon.
"Sleep together?" Shen Hanshuang covered her mouth, her face full of surprise.
"Hey, Frost, don't think about it, I'm serious. Mo Wen's evil expression made the third girl want to go up and step on him.
"This is also called serious, haven't asked us yet, the beds are all made?" Ye Xiaoyue asked weakly.
"It's just our little family gathering tonight, it's nothing to sleep together, Xiaoxing and Ling'er are also there," Mo Wen asked pretending to be puzzled, "What do you think?"
"The lights in my room don't seem to be turned off. Shen Hanxue turned around awkwardly, "I'll come back later." ”
This made the third girl very embarrassed, but no one rushed to quit, even the most shy Shen Hanxue took the opportunity to leave for a while, digesting the shyness in her heart, and did not forget to tell everyone that she would definitely come back in a while, and no one wanted to be excluded from Mo Wen's small family.
"Okay, come back quickly, time is running out," Mo Wen glanced at the wall clock on the wall, it was already ten o'clock in the evening, "You guys also come to help." ”
"Oh, what a shame. When Shen Hanshuang heard this, she hurriedly squatted down to help make the mattress.
"Frost is pregnant, so you don't have to be busy, let me come. Ye Xiaoyue smiled, although she didn't know what kind of illness she had committed today, she could only cooperate honestly.
When Shen Hanxue came back, the Chase Shop had already been paved, and Shen Hanxue was just digesting the shyness, and at this time she couldn't help but climb up her face: "My aunt is also here today, should we say goodnight to them?"
"No need," Mo Wen was obviously impatient, "I sleep on the outermost, I occupy this place, first come, first served." ”
"I slept next to my dad. Ye Xiaoxing occupied Mo Wen's left hand side with an absolute advantage.
When Hu Ling'er saw this, she hurriedly squeezed to Mo Wen's right: "Big brother, I'll sleep on your side, you move inside." ”
"Uh," Mo Wen scratched his head in annoyance, "Okay, okay." ”
The three girls were at a loss, and then they woke up, and they were relieved in their hearts, Mo Wen was occupied on both sides, so that at least the embarrassment between the three girls was avoided.
"Come on, lie down, close the door, close the light, close the window, and sleep. Mo asked, drinking.
The three girls were helpless, in order not to make any extraneous branches, they could only honestly get into the quilt, Shen Hanshuang was afraid of squeezing, so she slept at the other end.
"Oh, I've been fantasizing about this scene for a long time, and now I've finally got my wish. Turning off the lights, Mo Wen said with emotion.
"Me too, Dad, me too. Ye Xiaoxing will always be Uncle Mo's most loyal follower, even if there is a cliff in front of her, Mo Wen dares to jump, she will not hesitate, and on the way to fall, she will also pat Mo Wen's fart.
"Me too. "It is undeniable that Hu Ling'er, a confused little goblin, is Ye Xiaoxing's hardcore alliance and advocates advancing and retreating together.
The three girls were silent, and neither was obedience, nor was rebuttal.
"Okay, sleep, my quilt is soft, whirring" Mo Wen sang a remade version of the song, with a happy face.
"Big brother, why are you touching me?" Hu Ling'er's curious inquiry came from the darkness.
The whole room fell into indifference.
"Classmate Ye Xiaoxing, if you make trouble again, believe it or not, Dad will spank you. Mo Wen's voice of grief and indignation sounded.
"Ha Luha" came from the nest Ye Xiaoxing's treacherous laughter.
The three women all smiled heartily, but there was an inexplicable worry in their hearts, because there would be a bad feeling for Lu, it seemed that the man next to him seemed to be leaving him, but he was obviously beside him, that place within reach