Chapter 207: Deceived by a Stupid Dog
The dog demon fairy held the swollen chin with one hand, squatted on the ground and looked at the two men who had been roaring for nearly half an hour with blank eyes.
He said vaguely: "It's really a dog that can bark and doesn't bite...... he glanced at Lu Yan who looked anxious and said: "Beauty, you can sit too, see they can't fight for a while." My name is Dog Baby, what about you!"
"Huh!" Li Xiaonan and Sun Er slapped at the same time and hit the dog baby.
The dog jumped up with a howl and said, "It's not fair!
The two of them said in unison: "Who made you talk a lot of! A dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth!"
The dog baby said aggrievedly: "The dog can't spit out ivory in its mouth...... I'm not an elephant......"
Li Xiaonan pulled off the hairpin on his head, and his long hair poured down like a waterfall.
With a flick of his wrist, the fan unfolded violently, he fanned lightly, the handle of the fan pulled the red rope, and the bronze bell made a nice sound of "jingling".
"Heh! I've copied all the guys! Lao Tzu has long thought that he will meet you!" said Sun Er, and also sacrificed his immortal weapon.
A golden rod looks particularly dazzling in the sun, especially a tyrant!
Li Xiaonan said disdainfully, "You think you are a monkey, and you still get a golden hoop stick out!"
"Lao Tzu is Sun Monkey, this is the golden hoop stick! Crush you kid!" he jumped up and swung the stick down in the air.
Li Xiaonan looked at the golden hoop stick that had changed into a golden pillar in the air, and was completely stunned.
Journey to the West has too much influence on Li Xiaonan's generation of children.
There was a wave of envy in his eyes, and the free fan in his hand sensed his master's thoughts, and let out a slight dragon groan, as if expressing dissatisfaction with vinegar.
"Haha!" Li Xiaonan smiled heartily, threw out the Xiaoyao fan in his hand and said: "Go!
A thought crossed Li Xiaonan's mind, and it was the voice of freedom and blood, and they said in unison: "We won't let the eldest brother down!"
Li Xiaonan supported the ground with his right hand, and as soon as his body rolled, he dodged the attack of the oversized golden hoop stick, and exclaimed in his heart: When did the blood die become so well-behaved?
"Haha! I'm afraid!" Sun Er looked at the dust stirred up by the golden hoop stick, and thought that Li Xiaonan must have been crushed into a meatloaf.
"You're brainless!" Li Xiaonan rolled up his sleeves and was about to rush up to beat the two goods, but the sweet female voice of the blood died appeared in his mind.
"Big brother, leave it to me and Brother Xiaoyao here, you go and save your sisters-in-law!"
Li Xiaonan thought about it and made sense, so he didn't care about them anymore, and dragged the dog baby on the ground with a cigarette and ran towards the cave.
Although Sun Er lives in this place where chickens don't lay eggs and birds don't poop, the living things in the cave are also complete and exquisite.
Buckets of immortal fruits were piled aside, and Li Xiaonan unceremoniously grabbed one and stuffed it into his mouth, feeling that it tasted good, and then with a wave, he stuffed all of them into the storage ring.
The dog baby pursed his lips and secretly glanced at Li Xiaonan.
"Do you want it too?" Li Xiaonan said, casually throwing three immortal fruits to him.
The dog baby hurriedly thanked him and gnawed it unceremoniously, Li Xiaonan shook his head uncontrollably when he saw him, and couldn't help but feel a little sympathetic to Sun Er, it's pitiful to be the boss and make it bigger!
The dog baby hurriedly swallowed the fairy fruit, swallowed his saliva and said: "My lord, in fact, this fairy fruit is not the most delicious, the best one is in another cave, there is immortal wine made from fairy fruits, and the taste is ...... Hiss...... It's beautiful!" he said, drooling as he spoke.
Li Xiaonan stopped and thought for a while, although saving people is important, but the wives will not disappear now, it is better to ...... Hey......
What's more, there is no reason why the world has a pie and you don't want it!
He patted the dog on the shoulder and said, "Let's go!
"Uh-huh! Okay!" the dog baby's eyes lit up, and he was very excited to lead Li Xiaonan through one cave after another.
Li Xiaonan couldn't help but sigh at the complexity of the internal structure of this cave, and the yuan was no less than a palace.
"My lord, this is it!" the dog wagged his tail and squatted in the doorway, his saliva falling to the ground "ticking" and turning into a puddle of dark water.
It is a closed cave about 40 square meters in size, and there is no road ahead.
There were seventy or eighty wooden barrels in the middle of the cave, and Li Xiaonan gently chiseled one open, and a rich and sweet fragrance entered his heart.
Li Xiaonan pursed his lips, raised the wine barrel and poured the fairy fruit wine into his mouth.
As soon as you take your mouth, you feel as if you're alive!
Li Xiaonan actually felt a tornado blowing in his mouth, and it was violently swept into his lungs with spiciness, leaving only a sweetness between his lips and teeth.
He pouted, "It's a good thing! What kind of wine is this?"
Li Xiaonan said and threw the barrel at the dog.
The dog baby reached out to catch it, poured a sip and said, "This is called monkey wine!
Li Xiaonan nodded, picked up two buckets and threw them to the dog baby, and the rest of the land was put into the martial spirit ring.
There was nothing left of the originally empty cave at the moment, and suddenly the cave trembled, and some light and shadow suddenly appeared on the ground.
These lights and shadows chased after each other, and finally turned into a formation.
Li Xiaonan was shocked and secretly scolded himself for being fooled!
He glared angrily at the dog, but the dogboy was drinking happily with the barrel in his hand.
He laughed strangely: "Haha! We canines are not like cats, we are the most loyal! Haha! Monkey wine is the most precious of the master, and the defense here is also the most powerful, I can think of using monkey wine to deal with your big gluttonous cat, I am so smart!"
While holding the wooden barrel and drinking, he smiled at Li Xiaonan who kept going around in circles in the cave, and in a blink of an eye, the three barrels of monkey wine had bottomed out.
"Hiccup......" The dog baby blushed, burped in satisfaction, and happily carried the barrel into the dream.
In the dream, Sun Er praised his wit and gave him a lot of monkey wine...... Since then, he and Monkey Wine have lived happily ever after......
Li Xiaonan kicked the light curtain hatefully, and was bounced back, he took a deep breath, forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, and still couldn't help scolding in his heart.
Damn, Lao Tzu was actually planted on a stupid dog, what a bad luck, worse than capsizing in the gutter!
Not long after Li Xiaonan scolded, he completely calmed down and began to reflect.
Speaking of which, I still blame myself, I underestimate that stupid dog too much, even if I am stupid, I have brains, but I rely on my absolute cultivation to underestimate the enemy.
So you're not as good as a dog?
He shook his head with a wry smile, looked at the dog baby who was sleeping soundly, and said in his heart: It seems that he can only gamble.
He flipped his palms, sacrificed the seventh-level floating slaughter, and said coldly: "Break!"
As the golden light collided with the multicolored light curtain, the entire cavern shook violently.
The dog baby lying on the ground turned over with the barrel in his arms and continued to sleep.
Li Xiaonan breathed a sigh of relief, pinched the trick with both hands, and directly used the ultimate move in the seventh-level floating slaughter, the Thousand Sail Buddha hand!
This was the first time Li Xiaonan had used it, and he was also a little nervous in his heart, the number of Buddha Venerable envoys in the seventh-level floating slaughter had unconsciously reached eighty million, and the strength of this Buddha weapon was gradually recovering.
Golden runes slowly floated onto the light curtain, and in the blink of an eye, the colorful streamers were covered, leaving only a dazzling golden color.
Li Xiaonan kept pinching the seal with both hands, if the dog baby woke up at this moment, he would definitely be stunned.
At this moment, Li Xiaonan has a thousand arms behind him, and each palm has an eye, which is closed peacefully, but it is enough to make the viewer creepy.
As he folded his hands together, he chanted, "With the power of the Buddhas, open the way to rebirth!"
The thousand eyes behind him opened suddenly, and the golden light from the eyes fell on the light curtain.
"Smack......
The curtain shrouded in golden light resembled an egg that had been roasted by a fire, and there were cracks on the surface.
Li Xiaonan slowly exhaled a breath of turbidity, put away the seventh-level floating slaughter, and slammed it towards the light curtain with one palm.
I only heard a "bang", and the light curtain turned into smashes.
Li Xiaonan's divine sense swept the dantian.
Finally, after saving it, there was only one-third of the liquid gold yuan force left...... Sure enough, the ultimate move is extremely blue!
Li Xiaonan slowly walked to the dog's side, raised his foot and kicked his ass.
"Ouch hey!" the dog immediately woke up from her sweet dream, jumped up in pain, covered her ass with her hands, and jumped wildly.
It took him a long time to realize that the person who kicked him was Li Xiaonan.
"Big ...... Big...... My lord......" He looked at him with a frightened face, and suddenly his face changed, and he said with great righteousness: "Hmph! You can kill me! I will not give in! I am a loyal dog, not a traitorous cat!"
Li Xiaonan had a black line on his head, and his eyes swept back and forth on him several times.
You're a loyal dog, and you're a treacherous little man who's worse than a cat!
As soon as he raised his hand, the dog baby trembled more and more, closed his eyes tightly, and bit his lip deadly.
Li Xiaonan couldn't help laughing, "Okay, I'm a very kind person and don't like to kill, take me to my wife!"
The dog opened her eyes in a daze and said, "You don't kill me, you are kind, you are kind, I can climb a tree!"
As soon as the words fell, he realized that he was actually confronting Li Xiaonan, so he quickly covered his mouth, lowered his head and peeked at Li Xiaonan's reaction from time to time.
"Let's go!" Li Xiaonan urged.
The dog baby nodded subconsciously and walked out of the cave quickly, now he didn't dare to use his brain anymore, and just begged the master Sun Er not to beat him after he cleaned up Li Xiaonan for a while.
"It's right behind this door. ”
After a few twists and turns, the dog baby stood behind a stone door and said weakly.
Li Xiaonan nodded, slowly pushed open the stone door, and before he could see what was inside, a white light suddenly burst out.
He couldn't help but think: Damn! Am I being cheated again?
Dog baby, you wait, Lao Tzu must break your dog's legs!