"Ugly, really ugly!!"

Looking at the appearance of the owner of the body he occupied in the bronze mirror, Shen Fu couldn't stand it. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

His face was blue like a demon who had not seen the sun for a few days, his teeth were yellow, his red hair was like fire, he was wearing a mink skirt and a tiger skin hat.

Two days ago, when Shen Fuchu woke up from his dream and found that after he had crossed over, he saw himself in the mirror, and even he was startled.

However, after learning about the original occupation of the owner of his body, Shen Fu felt that the owner of his body was really born to do this business, and if he didn't do it, it would be a condescension.

Just because the original owner of this body is this evil mountain, the grass coward who occupies the mountain is the king, and what he does on weekdays is the business of robbing houses and houses, killing people and setting fires.

"I didn't expect that in my previous life, a good five-good young man, crossed into this strange world, and actually became a robber who killed people and set fires, this grandma's is really a bit funny. ”

Sighing alone, Shen Fuzhi also recognized his current identity, when he first arrived in this strange and strange world, he could only take one step at a time.

From the memory of this body in my mind, we can know that the real name of the owner of this body is also Shen Fu, and he is the king of the mountain who occupies the mountain on this mountain.

There are more than 30 subordinates under him, all of whom are some gangsters who act in a bad way on weekdays, and they are also the original fox friends of the owner of this body.

Although these strongmen are all Shen Fu's subordinates, he doesn't restrain them much on weekdays, and they are all wine and meat friends who drink and eat meat together.

Although the original owner of Shen Fu's body was powerful enough, he couldn't stand up to the fact that there was an equally vicious second master under Shen Fu who had long coveted Shen Fu's position as the master.

If this group of people knew that Shen Fu wanted to change his mind and stop being a robber, I am afraid that these guys would not agree.

You must know that these strongmen are lazy, they only know how to eat and be lazy, if they hadn't made a living by robbing houses and houses, I'm afraid they would have starved to death.

When the time comes, these two masters will respond to every call and occupy his place, and spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, and it will probably be difficult to save his life.

Thinking of this, in order not to let these subordinates see the flaws, Shen Fu could only pretend to be this wicked person temporarily according to the original intention of the owner of this body, and go to the bottom of the mountain to loot.

He put away all the thoughts in his heart, pushed open the door, and saw thirty or so gangsters sitting in the garden, with fierce gods and evil spirits, holding knives, guns, and clubs in their hands, sitting in the garden.

Seeing Shen Fu come out, the originally noisy garden suddenly quieted down, and out of this group of strongmen came a big man with yellow hair like a needle, his eyes were as big as a buffalo, staring at Shen Fu, and asked with concern: "Big brother, your injuries are good!"

This person is the second leader under Shen Fu, his real name is Saiji, Shen Fu knows that he is also a little coercive in this group, so he also waved his hand and said: "Brother Immortal cares, brother, my injury is healed." ”

Hearing Shen Fu's words, the strongmen in the courtyard shouted happily.

"Great, I know that the big boss is lucky, how can I get the big boss with just thunder!"

"That's it, that is, the notoriety of the big boss is also resounding in nine miles and eight towns, even if the Thunder God wants to accept it, it depends on whether the Lord of Yama dares to ask for it. ”

"Don't say that the big boss is really the reincarnation of Tai Sui, and he can't even kill the thunder god. ”

.........。

You say a word, I only talk about Shen Fu's praise as a character in the sky and the earth, but Shen Fu was extremely embarrassed in his heart, and he also scolded in his heart: "Your original boss has already been killed by Lei, and Lao Tzu is just a modern person who occupies a magpie's nest." ”

Shen Fuyou looked towards the second master, only to see that the eyes of the second master swept a trace of haze, and found that after Shen Fu's eyes looked over, he quickly retracted and said respectfully: "Big brother, since the body is still recovering, it is better for us to go down the mountain to loot today, there is not much oil and water on the mountain in the past two days, and the brothers have already had wine worms in their stomachs." ”

When everyone heard this, they also applauded, you must know that this gang of robbers has been living by robbing houses and houses, and in the past few days, because Shen Fu was struck by lightning and had no head, he has not gone down the mountain for a few days, and he eats green vegetable buns every day, and there is no wine in his stomach.

This is really miserable for these reckless people!

Shen Fu knew that he would definitely not be able to refuse the proposal of the two masters at this time, otherwise, this gang of gangsters would be in a state of turmoil, and it would be difficult for him to clean it up.

So he agreed, "Okay, today the brothers will go down the mountain and rob his grandmother!"

Shen Fu didn't know what this mountain was called, it seemed that he was born without a name, he only knew that this mountain was quite sinister, there was a sentence how to say, the mountain was evil, unbearable, and there was no half step in ten steps.

Only after crossing the hill and going down the western slope, there is a relatively gentle place, where there will always be some passing traders in the past, and Shen Fu and his gang of robbers rely on plundering these traders to survive.

Fortunately, the owner of this body also has some brains, but he only robs goods and does not kill indiscriminately, so he has never cut off the financial route, and the government has never controlled it, and the merchants who come and go are only thinking of breaking their wealth and avoiding disasters, and when they see them pay some silver taels and goods, they let them pass.

At this time, at noon, Shen Fu took a group of brothers to ambush on both sides of the road, saying that it was an ambush, but it was just hidden in the grass, and then they did their own thing, if they heard someone coming, only the little guy beat the gong and drum to block the road, and then Shen Fu and a group of strongmen came out of the horse, making some noise, scaring the people, which trader saw this is also to pay some silver taels and be safe.

I don't know if it's bad luck today, Shen Fu and his group waited from noon to afternoon, and they didn't see a single person passing by, and the robbers under his command were already lying crookedly in the grass, dozing off.

Just when Shen Fu was also a little dizzy from the sun, suddenly, there was a sound of horses' hooves not far away.

The robbers who were dozing off all woke up in an instant, and looked at the distant figure with excitement.

Looking from afar, I saw a man and a horse on the road ahead, flying like an arrow.

The little guy holding the gong on Shen Fu's left side couldn't help it for a long time, and without waiting for Shen Fu's instructions, he beat the gong and drum and rushed out, and the others also made a noise and rushed to the road.

Seeing this, Shen Fu was angry, with your quality, you still want to be a robber, but fortunately, all you meet are businessmen who have no ability, otherwise, you don't know how to die.

However, at this time, he didn't say anything unorganized and undisciplined, but just followed closely.

When they walked to the front, they only heard a small servant beating gongs and drums shouting at the original figure: "Monk!

As soon as the voice fell, he heard the sound of falling horses, Shen Fu looked intently, only to see a white and chubby monk falling from a white horse, rolling into the grass in embarrassment, so frightened that he didn't dare to open his eyes, but shouted in his mouth: "The king spares his life, the king spares his life!!"

When Shen Fu saw such a useless monk, his heart was also a little happy, and he laughed and said, "Don't be afraid, we only need your money, not your life." ”

The monk listened to Shen Fu's words, and then opened his eyes tremblingly, but when he saw Shen Fu's vicious appearance, he was so frightened that his body trembled, and he walked up with his palms together: "King, the poor monk is the king of the Tang Dynasty in the east who sent him to the west to learn the scriptures. The monks are only begging for money, so they can get a fortune? It is convenient and convenient for the king of Wanwang, let the poor monks pass!"

Shen Fu listened to the monk's words, but laughed, "Hahaha, you are a monk, if you have no money, you have no money, and you also said that you are a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, you really have seen too much Journey to the West?"

The monk was frightened when he heard this, but his expression still had some piety and said: "Enlighten the donor, the monks don't speak, the poor monk really came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty." ”

"Damn, grandma's, still playing with me..."

Shen Fu looked at the monk with some disdain, and thought in his heart: "If your grandmother is Tang Seng, Lao Tzu is still Sun Wukong." ”

He didn't want to talk nonsense with the neurotic monk, waved the mace in his hand, and roared: "You monk really read too many Buddhist scriptures, and his brain is broken, I won't say more to you, hurry up and leave the money, Lao Tzu will let you go, otherwise, the mace in Lao Tzu's hand will not be long-sighted." ”

After Shen Fu finished saying this, the subordinates next to him were already a little impatient, brandished the weapons in their hands, and surrounded the monk viciously.

When the monk saw this, he also gave in and immediately begged for mercy and said: "Two kings, don't do it, I have a little apprentice, who will arrive later." He has a few taels of silver on him, so let me take it with you."

"That's good!"

Shen Fu saw that the monk recognized that he was rich, so he put away his mace and said with a smile, but this smile was like a demon but he was very frightened, which frightened the monk.

However, why did Shen Fu always feel that the scene in front of him was a little familiar, but he couldn't say it, so he didn't think about it anymore.

At this time, the second master also took the time to interject: "Tie up this monk." ”

Shen Fu looked at the monk with fine skin and tender flesh, and didn't want to be more evildoers, so he stopped the robbers under him: "That's it, just let him sit like this, a little monk can't run." ”

Which of the robbers under his command was spared trouble, and they were happy to do it aside, but the two masters were dismissed and a little unhappy.

The monk said gratefully, "Thank you." ”

Shen Fu smiled and said to the monk: "I didn't expect that you monks also watched "Journey to the West"?"

"Journey to the West?" The monk was stunned, clasped his hands together and asked, "Dare to ask the donor, this Journey to the West is the Buddhist scripture, why has the little monk never heard of it..."

Shen Fu looked at the monk with some impatience, "Pretend... Pretending, do you really think you are Tang Sanzang!"

As soon as Shen Fu's words fell, he heard the monk snort in surprise, looked at Shen Fu strangely and asked

"How does the donor know the name of the little monk?"

Hearing this, Shen Fu suddenly felt a sense of horror, and finally knew that something was wrong, Youzai looked at the monk carefully, and asked tremblingly:

"You... You.. You are really Tang Seng, which... You... Do you still have an apprentice named Sun Wukong?"

Shen Fu only hopes at this moment that this is the Tang Sanzang in the Tang Dynasty Western Regions Biography in real history, not the Tang Seng in the Journey to the West. It's just that the words didn't fall, but the eyes suddenly aimed at the road in the distance, the three terrifying figures.

A hairy face thunder mouth, a long mouth and big ears, a monk with an obscure face.

"God, you really want my life..."