This is my second biggest original joke

The two slowly left everyone's sight, began to fly with a sword, carrying Caixing proudly in the boundless sea and sky, soaring clouds and fog, crossing mountains and mountains, looking up, the blue sky, looking down at the forest trees, houses and markets, all a piece of land, Caixing exclaimed: "The world is really big." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Then Zhenghuo said: "Seeing that you are so happy, I will tell you about how big and rich our Tang Dynasty is, how to talk about it." Zhenghuo thought for a while and felt that this story could be used to describe the world's greatness:

Due to the vast territory of the Tang Dynasty, there are also many unknown nameless hermits, after the end of their lives, they who are withdrawn may hide the exercises they have created in their lives somewhere, waiting for someone to take them, in the Tang Dynasty, there is a saying: If someone, you fall off the cliff, fall into the cave, don't panic, take two steps forward, perhaps, you will become a strong man!

This is not false, a member of the royal family of the Yaonong Country, the thirty-eighth son of the king of the Yaonong Country, named Ye Fei. In order to get the throne, even if there is no more faint opportunity, he has to take risks.

Ye Fei heard that there was such a legend in the Tang Dynasty, because of this legend, he came to the Tang Dynasty, walked to the top, jumped off the cliff to the bottom, he was lucky to be hung by a tree, his body hung in the air, a cave appeared in front of him, the emperor lived up to the painstaking people, he climbed into the cave along the tree, he took two steps forward, and there was a peerless exercise in front of him.

Ye Fei picked up this peerless exercise, turned the first page and wrote: If you want to practice divine skills, swing a knife from the palace.

Ye Fei didn't think about it, his hand rose and fell, and he was so excited that he turned the second page and wrote: Just kidding, don't go to the palace, practice divine skills. He smiled and spat lightly: "The author is so naughty. ”

After a moment of silence in the cave, he said: "Grass your ancestors for eighteen generations." "Ringing.