Chapter 6: You're Disabled
Xiao Lan, who jumped into the Tianhe, suddenly felt much refreshed, but he still felt hot all over, and began to swallow the river water in a big gulp, and suddenly felt that there seemed to be a foreign object in his mouth, and when he spit it out, he saw that it was a red prawn that had been boiled. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
I can't help but think that this Tianhe is really magical, not only can you breathe freely in the water, but also the seafood is sent to your mouth, chewing and chewing and swallowing in the stomach, only to feel delicious, the taste buds that were destroyed by the pill before, come alive again, I don't know how many times more delicious than the fresh shrimp I have eaten in the world, and I can't help but look around for a while.
Who knew that he was stunned by everything in front of him, and exclaimed with a big mouth: "Wow, what a big pot of seafood!" I saw dense fish, turtles, shrimps and crabs floating around, all of which were boiled bright and translucent, exuding an attractive luster.
If you have some wine, a plate of sesame paste, and sprinkle some green onions and salt, how beautiful the taste is, Xiao Lan didn't have the heart to think about it. In line with the principle of preferring to hold on rather than waste, he began to feast: "Well, this yellow-striped little fish tastes good, but it has more spines." ”
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, hmm-hmm! The crab roe of this crab roe is simply unspeakable, it melts in the mouth, and there is such a delicious crab roe in the world?"
Xiao Lan kept tasting while eating, completely unaware that there was a mess outside Tianhe.
Seeing more and more people crowded to the river, Bian Chong and Mingyue only felt that their heads were getting bigger and bigger, and they glanced at each other, their hearts were full of helplessness, one secretly regretted why he agreed to keep him, and the other secretly regretted why he had to listen to the master's words and took this pill, seeing that the situation was getting bigger and bigger, he didn't know what to do for a while.
"What's going on, why did the quiet room where the recruits practice burn so much?" A heavenly soldier who had just arrived asked the people around him.
"What's wrong here in Tianhe, why did so many fish and shrimp die?" someone also asked on the side, and for a while they were gossiping and asking everything.
I heard someone say: "I was serving Dan indoors before, who knew that the house would suddenly burn up, if I hadn't run fast, I was afraid of being burned to ashes, and when I came out, I saw a fire man with a bare buttocks, jumped into the heavenly river, and became what it is now." ”
Another recruit said: "I heard that after someone took a pill of elixir, he was full of flames, and set all the nearby houses on fire, and then jumped into the Tianhe River with fire all over his body. ”
"This guy is really unlucky, hasn't he been burned to ashes? Someone chimed in.
"Yes, there are risks in taking bait, and you need to be cautious when eating pills! Don't eat even if it's a genuine elixir!" someone sighed.
When Mingyue heard this, she couldn't help but turn around and glared at the man fiercely, thinking that this time the elixir of Tushi Palace was completely famous.
Just when everyone on the shore was talking, they heard a dragon roar full of anger, and a golden dragon flew out of the heavenly river, looking up to the sky and roaring: "Who is so bold that he dares to disturb the peace of my heavenly river!"
A terrifying coercion like devastating the world came overwhelmingly, making all the heavenly soldiers and demon generals on the shore couldn't help but tremble, and many people trembled with their legs and sat on the ground with a thud.
Bian Chong and Mingyue glanced at each other, said in unison a bad sound, and turned around at the same time, Tengyun's Tengyun, driving the fog, and brushing the soles of their feet to smear oil and flee as if they were going to move the rescuers.
The dragon circled and flew in the air, and angrily asked the shrimp soldiers and crab generals on the shore, "Does anyone know what is going on at this time?"
The big fish that jumped out of the water first knelt down and said: "Qi Yu Zhenjun, the last general is on duty on the bank of the Tianhe River today, and I saw a person covered in flames suddenly jumped into the river, and then the river began to get hot. ”
"Do you know who he is?" asked the dragon.
The last general was ashamed, the man was covered in flames, and the temperature of the heavenly river rose rapidly, and the last general fled in a hurry, because he did not see the appearance of the man clearly. Big Fish replied honestly.
"It's useless, you can't even see it clearly, so it's better to cook you!" said the golden dragon angrily.
The big fish was so frightened that he kept kowtowing, and shouted in his mouth: "The true monarch spares his life, the true monarch spares his life, and the meat of the last general is not delicious at all when cooked." ”
Many people couldn't help but laugh out loud when they heard this, and the dragon became more and more angry, scolding: "How can you be a fool in the Tianhe!" and didn't bother to pay attention to him, and flew straight to the top of the Tianhe.
I saw a piece of water in the heavenly river tumbling like boiling water, steaming out a large area of mist, and when I got a little closer, I could feel the scorching heat wave, and the dragon circled several times to get closer, but was forced away by the scorching heat.
With a roar, the dragon's whole body lit up with golden light, and he plunged into the water, and in less than a moment, an angry scream came, and the dragon jumped out of the river with a bang, and the golden scales and gold armor on his body were burned slightly red.
Rao is dragon is profound mana, and at this moment he was also shocked, secretly thinking that someone should have thrown the sun into the river, the fire was so fierce that it almost burned the dragon.
He was shocked and angry, and shouted loudly: "Who is below, don't you get out of here for this king!" but saw the river tumbling and flowing, but no one answered.
Flying into the air, the dragon let out a dragon roar angrily, and saw the wind and clouds suddenly change, the sky and the earth changed color, and suddenly the wind made lightning and thunder, and with a wave of the front paws, I saw a lightning falling from the air to the bottom of the river, and for a time the rainstorm, hail, thunder and lightning bombarded the river like rain, as if the sky was going to fall. Seeing this, all the heavenly soldiers and demon generals fled from the river bank for fear of being affected, and fell aside to watch.
"It's delicious, it's delicious!" Xiao Lan, who was staying at the bottom of the river at the moment, didn't know that there was a commotion outside, and he was still tasting the seafood feast, only to feel that his stomach seemed to have become a bottomless pit, no matter how much he ate, he still felt empty, and his heart was also shocked, and he secretly said that this should not be the sequelae of eating the elixir.
While eating, Xiao Lan suddenly heard a faint cry, and couldn't help but be startled, and when he looked around, he saw that there was not even a ghost at the bottom of the river except for the floating dead fish and dead shrimp, and he couldn't help but scratch his head, thinking that he was hallucinating.
Shaking his head and picking up a fish, he heard a cry again, only to feel that his scalp was numb, and he still didn't find anything after looking for a long time.
"What the hell?" Xiao Lan was shocked, lowered his head and looked at his stomach, but did not find anything abnormal. Then I heard the voice say, "What are you looking for, fool? ”
Xiao Lan closed his eyes and looked inward, only to feel a hazy light in front of him, and then he saw his body magically, and couldn't help but be curious for a while, it turned out that his internal organs looked like this.
At this time, I saw that there was a cloud of light and shadow in my qi sea, but it was a crow holding a shrimp and crying while eating: "Fragrant, so fragrant! Woo, I haven't eaten for tens of thousands of years." ”
Looking at it dumbfounded, Xiao Lan looked at the crow carefully, and sure enough, when he saw its three-legged life, his mind was blank for a while, thinking of the experience in his dream, he couldn't understand how this three-legged golden crow ran into his stomach?
"Hey, what are you, how can it be in my stomach?" Xiao Lan asked in a trembling voice.
The three-legged golden crow tilted his head and looked at him: "What are you, why did you eat me in your stomach?"
Hearing this, Xiao Lan suddenly struck a wit, pointed at it and said, "You shouldn't be the elixir, right?"
Hearing his words, the three-legged golden crow said angrily: "You are a fairy, your whole family is an elixir!" In its memory, as long as anything enters the furnace, it will eventually be refined into something called an elixir, which must not be a good thing.
Unexpectedly, the temper of this three-legged golden crow was quite bad, Xiao Lan couldn't help but laugh when he heard this: "Okay, you are not an elixir, then who are you, why did you run into my stomach?"
The three-legged golden crow squinted at him and said: "The deity is the innate true spirit of the Great Ri Jin Crow Gluttonous True Monarch, who was eaten into the stomach by you foolish egg when he got out of the gossip furnace and fell asleep. ”
"Gluttony?" Xiao Lan couldn't help but laugh when he heard this: "I'm so shameless! Who doesn't know that the fifth of the nine sons of Longsheng is a glutton." ”
Jin Wu was surprised and said: "You mean those reptiles? When the deity was in the limelight, their ancestors had to call me a gluttonous true monarch when they saw me, how could they dare to use my name on his juniors, and they would be angry with me! One day I let me see that old thing again, I have to pull off his beard!"
Xiao Lan shook his head, thinking that this little crow was quite capable of bragging, and he couldn't figure out the situation for a while, but it was really unreassuring to have such a thing living in his stomach, and said: "I don't care who you are, since you have woken up, please leave my body." ”
When the three-legged golden crow heard his words, his face changed: "You think I am willing to stay in your stomach, it's not that you bastard ate me in a daze, if I hadn't come to the rescue, your kid would have been burned to ashes by my origin, now that you have fused part of my origin power, even if I want to leave, I can't leave." ”
Xiao Lan's face turned green when he heard this, and he almost jumped up and shouted, "What? I can't go!" Thinking about such a guy living behind his belly, he only shuddered.
"I thought I was willing! You kid got cheap and sold well, if it weren't for saving you and fusing a part of your origin power, you would have been burned to the point that there was no scum left, now it's okay, my origin power consumption is too great, if I leave your body, I will soon dissipate and return to the origin." The three-legged golden crow puffed up.
Xiao Lan was stunned when he heard his words, he couldn't figure out what the power of the origin was, but listening to the meaning of the three-legged golden crow's words, it was to save himself and consume a lot of the power of the source, so he couldn't leave, and for a while he only felt incredible, others ate the elixir to become immortals, and he ate the elixir to play with fire, and almost burned himself to death, and couldn't help but scold: "What's the matter?"
"What's the matter? It's not because I saved you that I couldn't leave, you think I'd like to stay in the body of an ugly guy like you. ”
Reaching out and touching the top of his head again, Xiao Lan said with black lines on his head: "Who do you say wants hair?"
"Hmph!" The three-legged golden crow raised his little head and said disdainfully: "It's you, not only do you not grow hair, but you also have three legs that have not grown all, and one leg is disabled and can't walk, how ugly and ugly it is!" said and raised its third foot and shook it in front of Xiao Lan.
Xiao Lan looked down at the third leg on his body that it said, and couldn't help but scold: "You are disabled, your whole family is disabled, who has a good third leg, you are disabled!"