Chapter 241: Brother, give me some money
"I've been checking for three years, and my subordinates are basically all over the planets, guess what?" Yun Xinghe frowned and took a sip of tea.
Li Xiaonan didn't blink his eyes, and replied, "I didn't find it." ”
He couldn't help muttering in his heart: Aren't you talking nonsense! If I find it, I will still be chatting with you, a bachelor, here at this time? I would have accompanied my daughter-in-law a long time ago!
Yun Xinghe nodded, and said, "Xiao Nan, you are a smart person, you should have guessed what was going on, right?"
Li Xiaonan lowered his head, frowned, and said coldly: "It's man-made rather than accidental, and they can hide them so haode, they must not be ordinary immortals, the only ones who can explain it are those immortal emperors!"
"Bing Hook!
Li Xiaonan couldn't help but clench his hands into fists, his nails sinking deep into his palms, "Big brother, who do you think it will be?"
"Do I think it matters who it is?" Yun Xinghe drank tea, shaking his feet, looking very leisurely.
"Big brother, you're fooling me!"
"Okay, okay, I haven't seen you in a long time, do you miss you!"
Li Xiaonan already fully understood that Yun Xinghe was playing with himself, otherwise he would not be so leisurely.
He said with a black line on his head: "Big brother, if you don't say it again, I'll cry to you!"
"What kind of threat is this, no matter what, you should say something like biting me if you don't say anything!"
"Big brother!" Li Xiaonan was so anxious that there was a flue on the top of his head.
"Okay, okay, don't make a fuss, I have a way to send you to your wife! Now you have a good relationship with them on the surface, but once you find your daughter-in-law, it's time to tear your face!"
"Big brother, don't chirp crookedly! Although I don't have any skills, I'm still a man! You say, what should I do?"
Yun Xinghe smiled and nodded: "I want a medium first, a love token or something!"
Li Xiaonan was stunned for a moment, and immediately took off the ring on his ring finger and said, "Big brother, is this okay?"
"Done!"
"Okay! Without further ado, big brother, you can cast a spell quickly!"
Yun Xinghe sighed and comforted: "Boy, don't worry, your other daughters-in-law have all washed and waited for you, even if you want to go to the execution ground, you have to eat a full meal first, right?"
Li Xiaonan's face was slightly red, and he scratched his head and said, "Big brother bothered!"
"Alas...... Why don't you say you can't grow up?" Yun Xinghe rubbed the top of Li Xiaonan's head.
The intimate action was slightly spoiled, which made Li Xiaonan feel warm in his heart.
"Ahh
Li Xiaonan's sudden scream frightened Yun Xinghe, and he said, "What's wrong?"
"Brother, give me some money?"
"Huh?
Li Xiaonan scratched his head, and was a little embarrassed to tell everything that happened in the ghost world and the demon world.
Yun Xinghe shook his head when he heard this, and said, "What do you kid want me to say about you? The cultivation of the true avenue to zuihou is all about simplifying, you kid is good, you have cultivated so much in one breath, even if you do simplification, it will kill you!
"Big brother, I don't want to either, aren't I also forced...... If God gives me another chance, I will definitely specialize in one of them!"
Yun Xinghe glared at him angrily and said, "You kid, get out! Where are there so many opportunities, and you can still go to the heavens! Once you set foot on the path of cultivating the truth, there will be no gods and no Buddhas, and you can only rely on yourself! You take this bracelet, anyway, I am about to leave here, and I can't use the things inside." ”
Li Xiaonan took the blue jade bracelet that Yun Xinghe had removed from his wrist.
The blue color is like sea water, calm but majestic, and a trace of light color covers the bracelet body, with a broken beauty.
Li Xiaonan's consciousness swept away, and he instantly felt scared to pee.
Space that's the boss, that's the boss, the big guy!
"Don't pretend to be a goldfish expression, this is your brother's life savings, it's cheap for you kid!" Yun Xinghe put his hands around his chest and smiled faintly.
"Big ...... Eldest brother...... Thank you, big brother......" Li Xiaonan was already a little incoherent with excitement.
Yun Xinghe grabbed his shoulder with one hand and said with a smile: "Don't thank you!By the way, where was your kid in 08, give me your contact information, and when I return to Earth, we will continue to be brothers!"
Li Xiaonan thought about it and shook his head, "No need, big brother, the person you saw when you returned to Earth is no longer me." ”
"Of course I do, but wouldn't it be nice to be able to make a good life even in another plane! Come on, tell me the contact information......
Under the entanglement of Yun Xinghe, Li Xiaonan recalled himself in 08 years and told Yun Xinghe the address of the poor ravine.
"Brother, you don't seem to be so miserable!Can your address be called an address?" Yun Xinghe couldn't help but complain.
"Hehe, big brother, I said it a long time ago, I'm very poor......"
The brothers looked at each other for a moment, and then hahadaxiao got up.
Yun Xinghe took out two cigarettes and said: "Don't worry! When I go back, I will take care of you in 08!"
In fact, there is still half a sentence that Yun Xinghe did not say, that is: I don't know if it will affect you now.
"Brother Xiexie!" Li Xiaonan said with a smile, not particularly concerned.
Wealth and life, there is no need to force it, everything is just an obsession.
The brothers smoked and drank, and Li Xiaonan went back to the house to find his three daughters-in-law.
It was late at night, and there were silver points of light floating above and below the Cloud Sky Pavilion, dazzling and charming like stars.
Li Xiaonan slowly exhaled a breath of turbidity, his eyes narrowed slightly, but he was more flickering and beautiful than the light.
He sighed: "It's easy to fall in love, it's not easy to stay together, do it and cherish it, ladies! ”
He laughed self-deprecatingly, and trotted all the way to his house, through the thin glass window, through the dim light of the room, he could vaguely see the beautiful figure.
Li Xiaonan grinned, pushed the door in, and a rolling incense breeze came to his nose.
He was stunned for a moment, and muttered in his heart: These girls are really waiting for me in vain?
With his hands behind his back, he gently closed the door and said with a sly smile: "Little ladies, I'm here!"
As he spoke, he slammed into the bed, but was unexpectedly pressed to the bed by three white figures.
Li Xiaonan shouted strangely: "Ouch! Wife spare her life, what are you doing!"
"Hmph, I'm embarrassed to ask!Where did you say you've been all this time?, why have you been in the lower realm for so long!" Yun Moyu said angrily.
Li Xiaonan smiled and begged for mercy: "Grandma spare my life, didn't I ask Sun Monkey to undress the baby!"
"Hmph, who are you fooling, it will take three years to take off your clothes! What's more, the baby has already told us that you disappeared not long after you played in the cultivation realm. ”
"Alas...... I went to the Ghost Realm, but Neon Dress is missing......"
"What did you say?" Yuan Xian'er said nervously, "What do you mean to be missing?"
Li Xiaonan nodded at Yuan Xian'er towards Yun Moyu.
Yuan Xian'er said: "Sister Moyu, you let him go first!"
Li Xiaonan's body relaxed, sat up and sighed: "This matter is a long story, and it has to start with me going to the ghost world......
After listening to Li Xiaonan's description, the atmosphere in the room was already extremely cold, and everyone was silent.
Li Xiaonan secretly pouted a few girls who were only wearing belly pockets, swallowed their saliva and said, "Aren't you cold like this?
As he spoke, he hugged the three girls and tossed them into the bed.
After some nonsense, Yuan Xian'er gasped and said, "Xiao Nan, don't worry about Ni Shang, Sister Ling'er, Sister Yan Rong will be fine!"
"Well, I know, I'm going to leave tomorrow to find Lingkui and Yanrong!"
"So fast?" Yun Moyu was stunned, and a trace of sadness flashed in his eyes.
Li Xiaonan pinched her nose lightly and said with a smile: "Silly girl, I can't bear you, come and kiss me!"
Saying that, a gentle kiss was imprinted on the tip of Yun Moyu's cold nose in an extremely domineering manner.
"Necrotic!"
"Yes, I'm bad, just for you!"
Li Xiaonan quickly undressed, and the speed was enough to participate in the Guinness Book of Records.
He stretched out his hand and hugged the three white and tender girls into his arms, rubbed enough oil one by one, and began the cultivation of Hehuan Jue.
Heaven and earth, the avenue of yin and yang, the unity of infinity, the supreme god!
Sixteen big golden characters suddenly appeared in Li Xiaonan's spiritual platform, and they did not dissipate for a long time.
Just when Li Xiaonan was surprised, symbols like ghost drawings appeared one by one, of different sizes and disorderly.
Zuihou turned into a string of golden runes and flew steadily onto the spiritual tree, leaving an indelible crimson imprint.
A force of perception of the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth swept Li Xiaonan's spiritual platform.
There was no soft girl in Li Xiaonan's eyes, but a pitch black that could not see the boundary.
Suddenly, a little starlight exploded from the darkness, and more and more points of light collided in disorder, destroying or merging.
Planets of different sizes slowly formed, moving according to a certain trajectory, and finally the darkness turned into a universe.
The perspective shifts again, landing on a planet, pale with nothing but gravel.
A figure suddenly appeared on the planet, Li Xiaonan couldn't see the person's face clearly, but he could see his expression, the person was smiling.
He slowly raised his hand, and the dazzling and warm light fell to the ground, and green grass and wild flowers grew everywhere he went.
With a flick of his fingers, mountains and rivers rose from the ground, and streams crisscrossed and eventually merged into the sea.
He seemed to smile even more, and with a clapping of his hands, two little figures appeared on the ground.
The villain was naked, jumping excitedly.
Li Xiaonan can see the difference between the two at a glance, one is a male baby, and the other is a female baby.
The mysterious man who created the world moved his mouth slightly, as if he was saying something, but unfortunately Li Xiaonan couldn't hear it.
The two little people on the ground were lying on the grass, doing shameful things.
The light in the air rose and fell, and there was a pair of male and female babies on the ground.
The four of them held hands, and they all smirked in the direction of Li Xiaonan.
Heaven and earth, the avenue of yin and yang, the unity of infinity, the supreme god!
Those sixteen big characters suddenly bloomed with dazzling light, purifying and urging the spiritual tree to grow again.
Li Xiaonan felt that his brain was about to explode, which was more terrifying than memorizing all the classical Chinese in high school overnight.
He couldn't help but moan, wail, and in the blink of an eye, he lost consciousness.
The sky was bright, and Li Xiaonan, who was lying on the bed, moved his fingers and slowly opened his eyes.
He immediately thought of the strange phenomenon when he practiced the Hehuan technique last night, and his first reaction was that the girl around him was okay.
After some inspection, it was found that they were just sleeping quietly, and Li Xiaonan couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
He turned to probe his senses into his body, and was almost scared to death by himself.
The spiritual tree in the spiritual platform was already thicker than his waist, and the branches were luxuriant, and the layers were dotted with vermilion fruits the size of cherries.
Of course, all this is not the point, the point is that the Hehuan Jue has broken through!
directly jumped from the Three Immortals Period to the Three Gods Period, and the matryoshka dolls in his dantian have grown together overlapping and become one.
While Li Xiaonan was shocked by his changes, others were equally excited.
The Qingdi walked with Yangge steps, and hummed straight in his mouth: "Breakthrough! Breakthrough!"
After a long time, he coughed dryly, straightened up and walked towards Yuge's room.