Without waiting for Chen Haoran to think about anything, the bell for the door to open at nine o'clock rang on time, so the calm crowd suddenly went crazy, like refugees who wanted to squeeze into Noah's Ark before the end of the world, and swarmed forward. The loudspeaker hanging from the outside of the gymnasium played a stirring music at the right time, but when you listen closely, it is an old song that I found out of nowhere, "Forward forward, forward forward, our team forward." The rousing melody made the crazy crowd even crazier. For a while, leather shoes and ties flew together, scolding and crying.

Surrounded by the crowd and squeezed into the stadium, I saw that the temporary platforms were lined up one by one, and there was no end in sight, and there were people lined up in front of each platform. On average, it takes no more than three seconds for each person to go from squeezing in to being squeezed out. It's just enough time for one person to try to put on a big smile and then drop their resume.

So Chen Haoran, who had no experience in rushing to the scene, was squeezed in and out in a daze, and he didn't know which venues he had been to, and he didn't know who people he had seen, in short, when he came to his senses, he found that all the resumes in his hands had been distributed, but the clothes on his body had also become wrinkled, and compared with the clothes of the beggars on the street, they were only missing a few openings and big holes.

Considered to have completed the task, Chen Haoran became a little more comfortable, twenty resumes, there must be one or two results. I was in the crowd and dreamed that I would soon be able to find a job, get paid, and have a good time with food and shelter. Suddenly, I saw a passage flashing out of a field in front of me, and a person was carrying a cardboard box and walked out, walked to the trash can, and lifted it hard, and the countless resumes filled with the carton were scattered like this, like countless beautiful snowflakes falling from the air, but they fell into the trash can extremely sadly.

Chen Haoran suddenly saw that there was a resume that was very familiar. The black and white cover, the thin number of pages, looked so out of place in a pile of beautiful resumes, walked over, picked it up, and sure enough, there was a column of names on it. The words "Chen Haoran" are clearly written.

With the only remaining resume, Chen Haoran couldn't help but have no hope for the final results of the other nine resumes, so he was dejected and ready to leave this sad place, but suddenly found that the venue in front of him was empty, which seemed extremely inconsistent compared with other crowded recruitment booths.

Chen Haoran walked over with the mentality of watching the excitement, but suddenly the whole person was attracted to the past, and his blood was boiling. Just because behind a table in the venue stood a young and beautiful woman, in her twenties, with long hair and a shawl. It's like a somen soup that is scattered on the slender shoulders so casually, but it has a different taste. There was a shallow smile on the face of the non-powdered delicacy, a pair of watery eyes behind the glasses were full of tenderness, a high nose bridge, ruddy lips, and a curled chest, and then ......

Chen Haoran walked forward, and let his burning gaze move down step by step. Just as he was about to move to the tempting lower abdomen, he tripped over his foot. I couldn't help but cry out.

"What are you looking at?" The girl heard the scream, looked up, and found that Chen Haoran's sneaky eyes were looking at her body, as if she was peeping at herself, so she sat down busily, grabbed a resume and blocked it on her white and tender thighs wearing only stockings. It's just that the name of the owner of the resume is too weak. It is impressively printed with two large characters of "Yang Wei".

Chen Haoran was shocked, but he was not nervous, he hurriedly moved his eyes to the side, looked at the sign standing next to him, and said to himself at the same time. "I am recruiting four class teachers, requiring English level 4 and computer level 2, which I meet; ”

Originally, I just wanted to deal with the crisis of voyeurism in front of me first, but the more I looked at this dense recruitment need, the more frightened Chen Haoran became, "The third one requires that you are not allowed to fall in love or get married within five years, where is this? The fourth one requires that within 10 seconds of the 100-meter sprint, you can carry a 30-kilogram weight with one hand." ”

Raising his head and looking at the girl opposite who was looking at him vigilantly, Chen Haoran asked, "Girl, are you recruiting teachers or security guards?"

But I didn't want the girl to glance at Chen Haoran, and then said without raising her eyes, "You are not qualified enough." ”

Chen Haoran was suddenly annoyed, I don't know how good I am, I turned around, looked around, and was about to find a stone lock or barbell to show off my strong muscles, and suddenly found something.

Not far away, outside the crowded crowd, a girl who weighed more than ninety kilograms visually squeezed into a venue, completely ignoring the exposure of her fat buttocks, so a devil's claw stretched out unscrupulously.

Oh, no, just when Chen Haoran secretly admired the owner of the devil's claw in his heart for being so hungry, he realized that the ultimate goal of the claw was a backpack hanging diagonally next to his buttocks.

"Good boy, stealing. ”

Maybe it was because he couldn't see a wonderful show, maybe it was because he sympathized with the poor girl, maybe he wanted to prove that he had the ability to sprint and carry heavy objects, Chen Haoran became extremely excited at this time, and ran over with an arrow step, and at the same time shouted in his mouth, "Stop, you despicable thief!"

The thief, who had just found a red wallet and was secretly proud, suddenly heard a loud shout behind him, and was suddenly frightened and trembled, and his hand shook, and the wallet fell in response.

So when the girl turned around and saw that her wallet had fallen to the ground, she suddenly became anxious, picked up the big bag she was carrying on her shoulder, and smashed it at the thief, shouting like a shrew while smashing, "Let you steal the old lady's things, let you steal the old lady's things, the old lady will kill you!"

Chen Haoran, who had just rushed over, was stunned by this scene, retreated silently, silently looked at the poor thief, waited for the security guard, and then happily got rid of the fat girl's beating and was taken away by the security guard.

Suddenly remembering his purpose, Chen Haoran hurriedly turned his head, squeezed out a bright smile, and handed over the last resume at the same time, "Girl, I want to apply for this position, you can see it." ”

But I didn't want the girl to still look like she was ignoring her, and her thin lips spit out a few cold words, "You are not qualified enough." ”

"Why am I not qualified enough?" Chen Haoran was suddenly annoyed. Although he has not eaten the fireworks of the world for thousands of years, he was also a knowledgeable and talented senior intellectual, who knew astronomy and geography, and was proficient in medical divination.

"Do you know our school?" the girl said with a smile instead of being annoyed.

As soon as I saw the girl's gentle smiling face. Chen Haoran was already panicked, and when he heard her question, he was even more panicked, and he hurriedly glanced at the sign next to him, and then pretended to be reasonable, and said, "Why don't you understand, you see that I brought a resume when I went out today, and I came directly to our school." It's inevitable. Jinling Girls' School, isn't it?"

Suddenly, he thought of something, Chen Haoran couldn't care about anything, turned his head again and looked at the sign carefully, then was stunned, and muttered, "You are a girls' middle school, you want to recruit female teachers?"

The girl smiled. "Could it be that you are a woman disguised as a man, a woman?"

Listen to each other's teasing. Chen Haoran couldn't help lowering his head, but when he wanted to leave, he heard a voice.

"Who said that you must recruit a female teacher!" Suddenly, a deep voice came from behind, making the girl with a playful smile and wanting to taunt Chen Haoran again restrain her smile and bow slightly behind Chen Haoran. He said respectfully, "Vice President Chen, are you back?"

Chen Haoran hurriedly turned his head and saw an old man about fifty years old walking over slowly, with kind eyebrows. said with a smile, "This gentleman is very good, he dared to act bravely in the face of thieves just now, this kind of character is worthy of our praise." ”

Chen Haoran realized that he felt that his previous unintentional actions made the old man see it, so he pretended to be respectful, nodded and said, "This is what our school has been educating us, to be a responsible person, and to pass on this spirit to every student of our own." ”

Principal Wang naturally didn't know that the young man in front of him with a sincere attitude and a serious face had just come to the world not long ago, and he had not taken a few regular classes in the school at all.

The girl on the side suddenly became anxious, and hurriedly interjected, "Vice Principal Chen, no, we are a girls' school, how can we have a male teacher?"

Vice Principal Chen, who had always been kind, suddenly turned a pang, "Teacher Fengxiang, am I not a man, according to your meaning, could it be that I can't be the vice principal anymore?"

Feng Xiang's face suddenly turned white, and he hurriedly said, "Vice President Chen, I didn't mean that, you are not a man, no, it is different from ordinary men, and it is not right, oops." The girl was in a hurry, and suddenly became incoherent.

Vice Principal Chen's face became even more gloomy, and he said in a deep voice, "Okay, it's decided, let this young man report to the school next Monday, and you can make arrangements." ”

Chen Haoran watched coldly, and naturally understood the reason why the other party was angry, after all, he had also mixed in the feudal officialdom at the beginning, so he made a grimace at the embarrassing wind direction, and then resumed his solemn attitude, and said to Vice President Chen, "Thank you Principal Wang for your appreciation, I will do my best to complete my teaching task conscientiously, and I will not let you down." ”

Seeing that Principal Wang's face turned gloomy and nodded approvingly, Chen Haoran put forward a new request, "By the way, principal, I don't know if our school can solve the accommodation problem for me, so that I can also take the school as my home and better serve the students." Chen Haoran thought that if he asked for a dormitory, he would have his own space, and he could place She Meimei well, although the other party was a snake, but how could he be a young and beautiful girl, living in a room with her, what a happy and happy thing.

Vice Principal Wang showed a smile on his face, looking at Chen Haoran, he naturally couldn't think of the other party's dirty thoughts, and nodded again and again, "What a good child, a heart is for the students, the wind is the teacher, how can you refuse such an excellent talent." By the way, what's your name?"

"Chen Haoran. ”

"Well, Mr. Wind Direction, please also ask you to implement this problem. ”

The wind direction is the same as her appearance, very stupid and naïve, and once again objected to the principal's suggestion, "This is not good, Vice Principal Wang, our school only has dormitories for girls and female teachers." You can't let a big man live in it, can you?"

Vice Principal Wang pondered for a moment, and then said in a categorical tone, "Let Xiao Wang live in the dormitory first." If you don't solve the problem of accommodation, how can you let people serve the school wholeheartedly. Okay, that's it, I still have something to do. After speaking, he turned his face and looked at Chen Haoran, with a kind smile on his face. The speed of changing his face made Chen Haoran sigh a little.

"Xiao Wang, if you have any other requirements, just talk to Teacher Chen, young man, come on. ”

Seeing that Principal Wang turned around and left with the document bag, Chen Haoran returned to his previous state of hippie smile, surrounded the direction of the wind, and said with a smile, "Teacher Chen." Then I'm in trouble for you. ”

Naturally, the wind direction was not a little angry with this guy, and turned around and began to clean up the table.

"By the way, where is our school, how do we get there?"

Feng Xiang pointed to the sign, "There is one on it, see for yourself." ”

"Then give me Mr. Chen's phone number, in case there is something to contact you. "I don't know why, to this long hair fluttering. A girl with a classical temperament, Chen Haoran has an indescribable sense of closeness. So he continued to pester.

"There's it on it, see for yourself. ”

"Then Mr. Chen, what is your measurements?" After reading a lot of introductions about models, Chen Haoran also understood the concept of measurements, so he asked with a wicked smile.

"There's it on it, see for yourself. "There is no good airway in the direction of the wind. But he didn't pay attention to the other party's questioning.

Looking at the 1,2,3 written on it, Chen Haoran let out a malicious sigh, and then cast a thief's eyes on the girl's chest. waist, hips, and then said, "It looks like it's more than that." ”

"Hooligans, phew. The wind took a sip and prepared to leave. Because there was still recruitment in the afternoon, Feng Xiang just simply packed up the information on the table, put the important ones in a bag, carried them in his hands, and walked towards the canteen arranged by the organizer of the job fair. Just walked a few steps and suddenly turned around and looked at Chen Haoran.

Chen Haoran was suddenly overjoyed, the fierce girl was afraid of entanglement, this old saying was really true, and he was about to greet him, and when he used the last seventy yuan left in his pocket to invite someone to dinner, he saw that the girl's face was like frost, and he said coldly, "At eight o'clock in the morning on Monday, at the door of the Academic Affairs Office, don't be late." After saying that, he turned around and walked away with small steps.

Seeing the girl's supple waist twisting and her warped little buttocks swaying, Chen Haoran only felt a dry mouth for a while, and couldn't help but look at his nose and nose and mouth and heart, and slowly calmed down, and then turned his head helplessly and left.

The recruitment in the morning came to an end for the time being, and many people hurriedly left the venue to go to the nearby cheap food stalls to eat at will, so that they could have the physical strength to cope with the recruitment in the afternoon. Chen Haoran was not in a hurry because the work was solved, and he waited until the people who left were almost there, and then he hummed the tune and walked unhurriedly.

It's just that he suddenly felt a gust of cold wind coming from behind, making Chen Hao immediately have a layer of fine pimples on his neck, but before he could make any reaction, he felt a pain in his shoulder, and a big hand like a fan slapped it heavily, and at the same time, a rough but somewhat familiar voice exploded in his ears, "So coincidentally, it's you!"

Chen Haoran hurriedly looked back and saw a face like a big baked cake that had fallen to the ground and been kicked on two feet, with eyes, nose, and mouth the size of sesame seeds. However, the person in front of him imposed a lot of cosmetic marks on his already miserable face, which made Chen Haoran have an urge to ask in an instant, and almost blurted out, "Eldest sister, is your brother a giant spirit god?"

"What's your name?" the woman patted Chen Haoran's shoulder without seeing it, slipped her hand, and touched his chest intentionally or unintentionally.

Chen Haoran suddenly got goosebumps, and hurriedly stepped back, holding his hands in front of his chest vigilantly, looking pitiful, "What do you want to do in broad daylight?"

The woman smiled, like a lotus flower, but it was just the kind of remnant lotus flower, which made people unbearable to see, "Thank you, thank you for helping me catch the thief." ”

Chen Haoran recognized it at this time, it turned out that the woman in front of him was the owner of the fat ass, and he was busy squeezing out a smile, "No, no thanks, I'll go first, don't see." ”

Where did the woman allow Chen Haoran to leave, stretched out her thick arm, grabbed Chen Haoran's right hand, and said, "That's not good, my Yong son has always repaid kindness and revenge, I will definitely repay your great kindness, I want to think about it." What would you like to give you?"

Chen Haoran felt a faint pain in his right hand, and he didn't realize that he secretly thought, people can't look good, this woman's skills are profound, and with her current skills, it is difficult to resist. I had to look pained. Standing helplessly, he silently said in his heart, "Give a hundred yuan, just calculate the disposal fee." ”

But she didn't want the woman's head to deviate, as if she had thought of something, she used her left hand to exert force, and immediately pulled Chen Haoran into her arms, and then followed the momentum and gnawed his face. Fang shyly stretched out his hands to cover his fat face that couldn't be covered at all.

Chen Haoran was dumbfounded for a moment, only to feel a hot pain on his cheeks, reached out and wiped off a handful of slimy saliva, and stammered, "You, what are you doing?"

Yong Gongzi smiled slightly, intimidating all beings. "I'll give you my most precious kiss as a thank you, this. This was my first kiss. ”

Chen Haoran looked at the other party's thick lips and the saliva splashing around, only to feel like a river and sea in his abdomen, and couldn't help but run to a flower bed and vomit. Just looked down, but suddenly found that there was a light in the pocket of his jacket flickering slightly.

Chen Haoran was taken aback. I hurriedly stretched out my hand and took out the gray toy-like petals from it, and saw that the bottom part was slightly surrounded by fluorescent light, and the brilliance was moving, and I didn't feel that my heart moved. "Could it be that this saliva is the rootless water?"

"Are you alright?" Yong Gongzi ran from behind, and the ground immediately trembled slightly with her running.

Chen Haoran hurriedly put the petals back, took a deep breath, then turned around and said to Yong Gongzi without hesitation, "You kiss me again, give me some rootless, oh no, saliva." ”

Yong Gongzi was stunned for a moment, then raised his hand, and the fan-like palm hit Chen Haoran's face firmly, but saw her and said shyly, "You are so annoying, people are not a casual girl, how can you be a casual relative, really." But if you're my boyfriend, hehe, I'll give you my whole body. ”

Chen Haoran quickly weighed it in his mind for a long time, but he couldn't convince himself to accept this cruel task, after all, it was to help others find things, and there was no need to let himself fall into a situation where he could never recover, so his mind turned again, changed his thinking, took a deep breath, and then opened his mouth and scolded, "Are you stupid or am I stupid, don't look in the mirror to see yourself like that, when you are your boyfriend, I bah, it is better to let me marry an old sow and go home." ”

Seeing the Netherworld Princess's face turn from red to white, and from white to red, and her anger grew, Chen Haoran couldn't help but say silently in his heart, "I'm sorry, girl, in order to fulfill the trust of others, I really can't bear to let myself jump into the fire pit, so I can only sacrifice you." So he continued to scold, "If I were you, I would be embarrassed to go out, even if I went out, I had to pee and take a photo first, so as to save it from being scary." Don't stare at me, hey, hey, don't do it, if you do, I'll call the police. If you have the ability, you spit on me, you spitt me, do you dare, do you dare!"

With the humiliating words and the agitated language, Chen Haoran finally ushered in the long-awaited rainstorm, and with a snort, the Netherworld Princess girl spit all the saliva in her mouth onto her face.

"Great. Chen Haoran shouted excitedly, and he couldn't even care about the saliva on his face, so the Netherworld Princess was finally frightened, threw down the sentence, "Neurotic", and then fled.

Chen Haoran hurriedly took out the petals from his arms, full of joy and hoped to see the brilliant red light, but to his disappointment, he didn't see any brilliance this time, and even the original brilliance had dimmed a lot.

"How could this be?" Chen Haoran's fragile heart suffered an endless blow, and his heart was like ashes. Of course, God or the Jade Emperor is always cruel, and he will always hit you a little more than you think.

As soon as he looked up, Chen Haoran saw a graceful woman standing in front of him, but at this time, her face was as cold as frost, with a look of disdain.

"Teacher Chen, yes, it's you, you, have you eaten well?" Chen Haoran stammered, not knowing how much the other party had seen just now.

Wind Direction dropped only one sentence, "Pervert, rascal!" and turned away. (To be continued......)