Chapter 234: Golden Sacred Clothes
As soon as he encountered a woman's matter, Li Xiaonan's IQ instantly turned negative, and now he is chasing and not chasing.
Bai Yang sighed, patted Li Xiaonan on the shoulder, and said, "Boss, I'll chase it, anyway, I'll notify the other ten guys!"
Li Xiaonan nodded stunnedly, he couldn't figure out how his brain suddenly short-circuited just now, and said the words to drive away the concubine.
He sighed, and went back to the room in the castle with the golden bull.
Ouyang Mad and Jack were holding a crystal goblet and chatting with a smile.
The golden bull smiled and joined the battle with spittle, but Li Xiaonan poured himself a cup of the most delicious in the legend, in fact, it was still difficult to drink, and drank it.
"Okay! That's it! I'll give the order in a while, and tomorrow morning you can put the 200,000 army in order, and then take the eastern land in one fell swoop!" Ouyang Crazy slapped the table and said with a heroic expression.
"Ahh
Li Xiaonan didn't pay attention to all this, and the so-called negotiations at the moment were just going through the motions.
On the surface, the negotiation between the master and servant came to an end, and Ouyang Mad glanced at Li Xiaonan, who was always drunk, and said, "Mu Zijun, why are you so unhappy?"
Li Xiaonan glanced at him, and muttered in his heart: Can Lao Tzu's woman be happy when she runs away? Although I was angry with myself.
Taurus rolled his eyes, and immediately took over the conversation and said: "Hehe, the boss is still a little unaccustomed to his current identity, just like when I first defected to the boss." β
Li Xiaonan glanced at everyone: "If there's nothing to do, I'll go back to the east first!"
Jack stood up abruptly and said three words stiffly: "Follow me!"
Li Xiaonan snorted, his eyes were full of unhappiness, but his two legs still followed Jack out of the room.
The two of them walked down the long corridor to the end.
Jack pushed open the door, and Li Xiaonan slowly walked in with his hands behind his back.
The dark purple curtains were drawn tightly, and the hazy light of the blood sun could not penetrate at all, making it look very dim.
There was a soft "bang", and Jack closed the door, and the room became darker.
The weakening of vision enhances other senses, such as hearing.
The sound of rapid breathing and swallowing saliva seemed a little ambiguous in the small dark room.
The addition of "Ah......" moans made the atmosphere even more eerie.
Li Xiaonan snapped his fingers lightly, and a cluster of blue flames floated around his body, making the sinister smile on the corner of his mouth more and more weird.
And Jack opposite him was kneeling on the ground, his hands were already at a strange angle behind his back, fine beads of sweat were already on his forehead, and even his facial features were twisted together by pain.
"Old ...... Top dog...... I know it's wrong, you...... Will you let me go...... I won't dare to ...... again."
Li Xiaonan raised his eyebrows, sat casually on a sofa covered with white velvet cushions, and said, "Oh, what's wrong?"
Jack gritted his teeth and said, "I shouldn't have ...... You shouldn't have teamed up with Ouyang Crazy ......"
"Huh?" Li Xiaonan pressed his right hand tightly and tightly grabbed Jack's puppet body.
"Ahh......hh I shouldn't have helped Ouyang catch Concubine Ji crazy!"
"Oh! No wonder! I know the strength of Concubine Ji very well, even if she is not careful, she will not be caught by you so easily. It's all right, get up and talk!"
"Multi-...... Thank you, Boss!"
Li Xiaonan put away the puppet in his hand, clapped his hands and said, "Jack, you should know what to do after that, right?"
"Yes! I'll do my best to cooperate with the boss!"
Jack bowed obediently, but he had a different calculation in his heart.
The East and the South, Ouyang and I can't spare these two places alone, hmph, what if you swallow the North and West?
It's not up to me to help you!
When the time comes, I won't still be the Earth Emperor of the Demon Realm!
"Okay, I'll go back to Dongdi first, don't be stingy, give a few Shenlong cannons to the Golden Bull, after all, Dongdi is very chaotic now. That Makassi, I've also fought against you, and my strength is not weaker than you! Ouyang Mad, that stingy ghost, sent 200,000, maybe he won't be able to beat it at all!"
Jack kept nodding his head until a glimmer of red light shone through the open curtains, and he slowly straightened his back, his eyes full of resentment.
Li Xiaonan moved back to the broken nest of the Aries Golden Bull in the East overnight, and as soon as he stood still, he saw people in black flash into the house.
Li Xiaonan couldn't help but be shocked, the old nest was ambushed?
He shook the hem of his clothes and was about to make a move, but he saw the ten black-clothed people in front of him kneeling down on one knee, placing his right hand into a fist in front of his chest, and said in unison: "See the boss!"
I'm going to go! What's going on?
The tattered quilt hanging at the door to block the wind was lifted by one hand, and the Aries poked his head into his head with a hippie smile and said, "Boss, surprised?"
"Stinky boy, is this a fright! If they salute half a beat slowly, I'll do it! You're very efficient, and you'll be all recruited in one day. β
The white sheep sneered, walked into the house and said, "Isn't that because of the boss's appeal! Usually I call these people, but they are all like dead, and they don't respond for a long time." β
Li Xiaonan shook his head helplessly, sighed and said, "Okay, it's all your own family, you're welcome, sit down!"
The eleven were stunned for a moment, and followed Aries to the only place in the house where they could sitβa broken couch with its springs exposed.
Li Xiaonan looked at the eleven guys in front of him, all of them on the rag sofa like stacked arhats.
The exposed spring sobbed tremblingly, and there was something strange about it.
But the obedience of the demon puppet made Li Xiaonan embarrassed, and he said embarrassedly: "That...... You don't have to sit, how can you get comfortable, right?
"In!" A cute baby and a black-faced uncle walked in front of Li Xiaonan.
This is the demon I made in the first place, and the image is too different!
He coughed dryly and said: "You two prepare, tomorrow the Taurus will lead people to attack Makassi, you provoke Makassi to fight back, crush the 200,000 army, and then turn back!"
"The other ones, you guys have listened, the demon world is going to be chaotic recently, those who can hide will hide, and those who can't hide will pretend to be disabled, whether they are handbroken or brain-dead! Anyway, reorganize the troops and be on standby at any time!"
"Yes!"
Li Xiaonan went from the ghost world to the demon world in order to find his daughter-in-law, but the daughter-in-law was not found, but completely rewrote the history of the demon clan.
The memorabilia of the Demon Realm written by later generations is as follows:
In March of the first year of the Demon Yuan, the Battle of Jinma broke out in the East and became the fuse of the Demon World Smash Bros.
In May of the first year of the Demon Yuan, the Makassi Legion resisted and annihilated all the 200,000 troops led by the Golden Bull, and at the same time, the strength of the legion was greatly damaged.
In the same month, Makassi was able to fight against Capricorn and Scorpio, and Makassi was defeated and fled.
In August of the first year of the Demon Yuan, Taurus, Aries, Scorpio, and Capricorn joined forces to unify the Eastern Land.
In September of the first year of the Demon Yuan, Makassi joined forces with the Northern Emperor and led an army to attack the eastern land.
In October of the first year of the Demon Yuan, the two emperors of China and the West joined the Eastern Land to seize the battle, forming a situation of chaos in the Demon Realm.
In January of the first year of the Devil, Makassi was killed.
In the same month, the Northern Emperor was killed in battle, and the Western Emperor was seriously wounded.
In March of the first year of the demon, the Western Emperor was seriously injured and died.
In the same month, the Chinese emperor was killed.
In April of the first year of the demon, the era of the demon chaos ended, and the demon king Nanmuzi led Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Lion, Virgin, Libra, Scorpio, Archer, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces Twelve Demons to form the Twelve Palaces, and sealed the former Southern Emperor Concubine Ji as the queen of the demons and unified the demon world.
This year is recorded as the first year of the demon.
Behind the seemingly dramatic chronology lies a series of logical but extremely tangled chain reactions.
"Boss, don't worry, sister-in-law will be fine!" Bai Aries squatted on the steps of the old nest and looked at Li Xiaonan who was pacing back and forth.
Li Xiaonan stopped and looked at the white sheep shrouded in the bloody morning light, the white scarf had been washed, but the linen clothes on his body had turned into a crop top, no matter how he looked at it, he looked like a decadent dick silk youth.
He shook his head, took out a piece of clothing and threw it over, saying, "Change your clothes, don't be more beggar-like." β
Aries smiled slightly, stretched out his hand to catch it, and said: "It's going to start fighting in a while, or don't change it, the new clothes given by the boss of the province will be dirty, and you will wear them when you win!"
Blood will splatter on dirty clothes......
A thought flashed through Li Xiaonan's mind, he laughed twice, sat on the steps, turned out a bunch of materials and began to pound ......
Four hours later, the blood sun gradually set, and a figure flew over from a distance, "Xiaobai! I have all the men and horses, waiting outside! Huh, what are these two boxes?"
"The golden holy clothes for you! Both appearance and defense are all dripping! Come on, come on, donate some blood!" Li Xiaonan grinned at the corners of his mouth, rubbed his hands, and said excitedly.
The golden bull scratched his head and looked at the white sheep.
Aries spread his hands, saying that he didn't know that the boss Weishenme suddenly had a convulsion.
Li Xiaonan took out a silver needle, pricked the fingers of the two of them, and flicked two drops of blood onto the holy clothes box.
"Okay, hurry up and put it on! Let me see!" Li Xiaonan urged, and kept muttering in his heart: Saint Seiya, Saint Seiya, Lao Tzu is your Athena! Anyway, I should also be Zeus!
The Aries Taurus glanced at each other, one of them on the box with one hand.
I saw that the box engraved with the symbol of the constellation suddenly opened on its own, and a dazzling golden light rose into the sky, instantly enveloping the two of them.
As the light slowly fell, the two men in golden armor looked at each other majestically.
The white fluff on the aries' chest is replaced by two huge horns.
The front waist armor vividly depicts a sheep face, the back waist armor is an inverted shield-like 6-sided shape, and the left and right waist armor are symmetrically shaped with an inverted shield with strong arcs, which not only plays a good role in protection, but also perfectly outlines the slender waist of the white sheep.
The limbs of the armor are also extremely perfect, with the upper arm being a half-shield-shaped cylindrical armor and the front of the lower arm being carefully carved with an ancient pattern.
The leg armor consists of a tapered armor on the upper part and a cylindrical armor on the lower part, and a special protection setting is added at the ankle bone.
With long silver-pink hair, it is really beautiful.
And the golden bull is not bad, especially the pot lid on his head turned into a golden horn helmet, and the temperament of the whole person is immediately different.
"Xiaobai, you look good!"
"Well, you're pretty handsome, too!"
Li Xiaonan rolled his eyes and interrupted the two guys who were touting each other and said, "Try your defense! Punch each other and let me see!"
The Aries Taurus nodded, raised his fist and slammed it into the other's chest.
The two took three steps back at the same time, and the Taurus said nervously: "It's okay!
"It's okay, what about you?"
"It doesn't hurt at all!"
The two of them said, looking at Li Xiaonan at the same time, the corners of their mouths rising at an incredulous angle.