Chapter 11: Am I Pretty?

"Fire, I don't know if it's sad or not, I just know that you're sad, if you want to cry, cry, I won't laugh at you"

Wan Jiaoqiao patted Li Muyang's shoulder, "If you are happy, you want to laugh, when you are sad, you have to cry, if you are hungry, you have to eat, and when you are sleepy, you have to sleep, what a normal thing." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"Huh?"

"It's stupid, I mean don't hold back if you're sad, cry if you want to, my mother said, sadness has to be vented, even if it's a fairy, they will be angry and sad"

"Shall I tell you a joke?"

Wan Jiaoqiao ignored Li Muyang and said when he opened his mouth to hear it, "A long, long time ago, there was a dragon god, he cried as long as he was sad, and it rained in the sky as soon as he cried, and then"

"And then?"

"And then there was no then, hahaha, is it funny?"

Li Muyang shook his head, "It's not funny at all"

"Then I'll tell you one more"

"Say"

"Well, once upon a time there was a mountain, the mountain was called Dagong Mountain, there was a temple on the mountain, the temple was called Lei Gong Temple, there was an old monk in the temple, and the old monk was telling stories to the little monk. ”

Li Muyang stared at Wan Jiaoqiao's thoughts.

Once upon a time there was a mountain, the mountain was called Dagong Mountain, there was a temple on the mountain, the temple was called Lei Gong Temple, there was an old monk in the temple, and the old monk was telling stories to the little monk, what was he talking about?"

"Stop, stop, are you kidding? I'll tell you one."

Wan Jiaoqiao fell to the ground "Okay, you say"

"It's someone else who says it to me, so you can hear it yourself."

"No problem"

"When I first entered the martial arts, everyone had to talk about themselves briefly, a man said with high spirits that he was from Chang'an and loved martial arts the most, and he walked down after speaking, and the next one was a woman."

"And then?"

"Can you listen to me carefully and stop interjecting?"

"Okay, I won't interject, you go ahead"

Then the woman walked up to the crowd shyly, and introduced herself nervously, and she said, "I...... My name is Maima."

"The problem is, she doesn't know the previous one at all"

"Hahaha" Wan Jiaoqiao reacted and burst into laughter.

"Hey, your name is Li Muyang?"

"Didn't you hear them call me by name?"

"But you said it a long, long time ago, so I'm wondering if your name is Li Muyang."

"The original name was not this, but I have forgotten what it was called, now my name is Li Muyang, I am just Li Muyang, I am me, and it has never changed"

"Can you send me back? My family will be very worried if they can't find me."

Wan Jiaoqiao asked tentatively.

Li Muyang shook his head: "Is it okay to stay with me for a month?"

"Can I tell my family to be safe?"

"Yes"

"That's good" Wan Jiaoqiao whistled to summon her eagle, and when the eagle came down, the feathers flew.

She asked, "Do you have a pen, ink, paper, inkstone?"

"I don't know, I'll look for it" Li Muyang rummaged through the cabinets and found nothing, "You are waiting here, by the way, do you have any food you like to eat?"

"Yes, I like to eat, sweet and sour carp, mapo tofu, braised eggplant, cake roll donkey meat, I also like to eat Lao Zhao's pastries, I also want to change clothes, if you can, can you bring me some rouge gouache, and shiny pearl hairpins?"

"Yes, you wait" Li Muyang changed his bones in front of Wan Jiaoqiao and completely became another person.

"Wow, that's cool, can you teach me?"

"Yes" Li Muyang left her a book of martial arts cheats and left.

Wan Jiaoqiao took the cheats book and flipped through the "Bone Shrinking Skill?"

"Zi, Wu, Mao, and You practice diligently according to the Four Positive Hours Internal Strength and Heart Method, and after reaching the Qi Xing Zhoutian, the muscles and skin are performed. Then the qi is transmitted to the viscera. In the end, the qi penetrated the bone marrow of the whole body and refined into the incorruptible body of the mixed element King Kong. ”

"Isn't that the same as having copper skin and iron bones?"

Wan Jiaoqiao continued to read, and the book reached the above-mentioned mixed yuan King Kong's incorruptible body, and it was easy to practice the bone shrinking skill.

That is to say, if you want to practice copper skin and iron bones, bah, if you want to practice bone shrinking skills, you have to practice the incorruptible body of Mixed Yuan King Kong first?"

"Every morning and evening in an open and uninhabited place, cross-legged, lower-waisted, bent over and other kinds of Jiu Gong practice, so that the muscles, bones and joints of the whole body can reach soft as cotton, which is the basis of bone shrinking gong"

"Soft as cotton? Does it count if you put your feet on your neck? Be patient? It takes more than 20 years to practice the bone shrinking technique? Does that mean that I can only learn the bone shrinking skill when I am forty?"

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be afraid of a short lifespan when you come to Sun Wan, this thing is a trick to learn, maybe I can learn it in a few years?"

Wan Jiaoqiao imagined that she used her bone shrinking skills to go around yin people, and they dog-eat-dog.

"Hahaha" Wan Jiaoqiao couldn't help herself, she couldn't help but laugh when she thought that those idiots couldn't recognize herself, and she couldn't help but laugh when she was confused and fighting with others.

Li Muyang bought a carriage loaded with a month's worth of grain, plus everything Wan Jiaoqiao wanted, and he even bought a large wooden barrel with more than a dozen carp in it.

Fortunately, he had space to store these things temporarily, and by the way, he stocked up on a batch of items, and after solving the things he needed, he returned to the Valley of Freedom.

Wan Jiaoqiao was torturing her big eagle brother, "Brother Eagle, I know that you are extraordinary in spirit, just take a look at it, take a look at the bone shrinking skill!"

"Ahem"

"Huh, you're back, I'll go, are you a Hercules, how do you carry such a heavy thing?"

In order not to expose his space, Li Muyang carried a carriage after arriving at the valley.

Well, he tells you with the facts, it's really heavy.

After he put these things down, he asked Wan Jiaoqiao to "come and help pour the carp"

"Hmm, okay," Wan Jiaoqiao thought he had bought a dead fish or two.

Li Muyang moved the barrel out.

"What are you doing with the tub?"

"Let you bathe, the lake is too cold"

"Thank you" Wan Jiaoqiao approached only to find that there were more than a dozen big carp in the barrel, "actually alive?

"It's okay" Li Muyang quickly handed the four treasures of the study, pen, ink, paper, and inkstone to Wan Jiaoqiao, "Here you are, hurry up and report safety to your family!"

"Well, how do I tell them?"

"Whatever you say, they won't find it anyway. ”

"Can you tell me where this is?" Wan Jiaoqiao walked around and found that there were peach trees and one or two trees, and she didn't know what they were.

"It's called Runaway Valley"

"I've never heard of it."

"So I said they couldn't find it here"

"Are you sure you'll let me go in a month?"

"I'm sure, I'll send you away in a month, I'll say anything, do I need to swear to the sky to show you?"

"Swear to the sky? That's not necessary, otherwise, I'll say that if you take me around, I'll come back after a month, don't read it?"

"Okay, whatever, you write first, I'll clean up, I bought you a lot of bead jewelry"

"Huh, is there a shiny one?"

"Yes"

"Yes, show me, I want to see"

"Stopped writing letters?"

"It's okay, don't worry, let me see it first, take it, bring it"

Li Muyang shook his head, women, they naturally like jewelry "for you"

Wan Jiaoqiao happily took it and opened it to see "wow"

"Is it still in the eye?"

"I'm satisfied" Wan Jiaoqiao nodded wildly, it was really great.

"I like this, this, this, and this, I like them all"

Wan Jiaoqiao put the hair crown full of colorful small stones on her head, "Li Muyang"

"Huh?"

Wan Jiaoqiao asked him, "Am I beautiful?"

"You're beautiful"