Someone once said that life is like a coffee table, on which are either cups (tragedy) or cutlery (tragedy)!

But as long as people are alive, they have to continue to live, and are they so frightened that they will not live if they don't do anything?

Xiao Yat thinks that the goddess should be perfect and flawless! But why does Ning Yuzhen have the habit of sleepwalking?

In fact, sleepwalking or something is not a bad habit, if it is combined with the habit of sleeping naked, it is simply perfect! But when Xiao Yizheng was excited, he suddenly appeared in front of him quietly, which is a bit scary, don't play like this!

It is said that sleepwalking people must not be woken up, otherwise there will be danger, although I don't know whether this is said to be reliable or not, and I don't know what danger will be, but Xiao Yi's current state must not wake up Ning Yuji.

Fortunately, Ning Yuzhen may have felt bored after standing for a while, or she didn't know what she thought of in her dream, so she walked around the room and obediently went back to sleep.

But this can make Xiao Yi miserable, he has no interest in doing what he just did now, and he can't even sleep now!

"I'm afraid of you, can't I? Since I can't do this kind of thing when I'm with you, it's a big deal that I can't go to the path of cultivating immortals and fight the monsters!"

Thinking like this in his heart, Xiao Yi opened the path of cultivation, and then he entered it gorgeously.

"Welcome back my master, are you ready to start the rest of the process?" Wanwan was still so quiet that people liked it when they looked at it.

Xiao Yi saw Wanwan this time as if he saw his own relatives, what kind of thunder and lightning punishment, let them all die, now solving personal physical problems is the most important thing!

So Xiao Yiqiang endured the thunder and lightning and gave Wanwan a big hug, and then was gorgeously split into a lump of charcoal by Wanwan!

"Wanwan, is it okay to make a discussion? You just stand in that place and don't move, just close your eyes! You see that you don't trust me anymore, what can I do to you? I have been struck by lightning, do I still want to be struck by lightning? As long as you stand in that place and close your eyes, I won't touch you!"

The purpose of the lewd Xiao Yat's essence is to hit Wanwan with a, after all, if you don't look at something beautiful that you have developed for a long time, you will always have no impulse!

But the moment he took off his pants, a thunderbolt fell from the sky again, and at the same time, a gentle and complaining voice appeared in his ear and said: "I forgot to remind you, the visual obscenity of girls will also be punished by the system!"

"Damn! What kind of rhythm is this, and why don't you let people live? Are you so sleepy when you hit a handjob? Okay, you won! I can't afford to provoke and hide, I can always jerk off at the monsters!"

While speaking, Xiao Yi lifted his pants and walked towards the Valley of the Viper. But soon he came back dejected!

After all, he is not Xu Xian, he does not have the powerful ability of lust, and he can regard a python as a peerless beauty! This is not something that ordinary people can do! Not to mention that he is very rebellious and crosses the wiring of genes and species and gives birth to a child with a python!

The thought of having to mate with a python and Xiao Yi was in a cold sweat, it was too challenging, how did Xu Xian ensure that he would complete the mating without being eaten by the python?

Shook his head to drive out all these messy things, and then Xiao Yi began to think of a way! In fact, nothing in this world can stump otaku, their creative power is infinite!

It is said that some otaku will "accidentally" stuff Hatsune's model into a chrysanthemum, and from this you can know how brutal their race's fighting ability really is!

"I'm going, what's the matter, think it's going to be hard to get me? It's simply impossible!Wait, Lao Tzu will definitely finish it today!" Xiao Yi, who was scolding, chose to quit the game, and then looked for a **** on the Internet!

Ten minutes later, he re-entered the game with a confident smile on his face!

The reason why he has such an expression is actually very simple, he has spent ten minutes memorizing the novel just now, and he can now complete the whole process of beating while reciting the novel, invincible!

So don't underestimate the otaku.,Basically, there's nothing that can stop them from playing.,What are the things they dare not do in order to hit in this world.,Can't do it.,Can't do it?

"Sun Qian and Gangzi hugged each other crazily??????"

While silently reciting the plot of the novel in his heart, Xiao Yi took off his pants and walked behind Xiaoshanpo! And he had already said hello to Wanwan, Wanwan had to stay where she was and wait for him! Because he didn't want to hit the halfway through the, the lightning falling from the sky burned him to ashes along with his children!

"The two of them hugged each other and came to the bedside, what the hell is behind it, why did you forget it?

It's embarrassing, there will always be some blind spots in people's instantaneous memory, and whenever these blind spots come to Xiao Yi, he always has to find a way to make up for his own brain!

Because of this, Xiao Yi's process is always intermittent and difficult to be coherent, which invisibly wastes a lot of his time.

"Brother Xiao Yi, what are you doing?"

Just when Xiao Yi was finally about to reach the top again after all his hard work, a girl's voice suddenly came from behind him!

"Okay, this time I really can't get up again, why are you so cruel?" Xiao Yi turned his head to look at Lan Man standing behind him and burst into tears!

Xiao Yixun lifted his pants and turned around and said, "It's nothing, it's just peeing!"

Although it is very uncivilized to defecate anywhere or something, it is much more civilized than the in the vast Viper Valley in this vast sky!

Lan Man nodded and said, "I see, can you show me how you pee?" It's amazing, you animal goblins are different, we plants never know what peeing is!"

Xiao Yi was already completely stupid, he imagined that Lan Man would definitely look disdainful after hearing that he was doing this kind of thing, and he wouldn't even let him take her to upgrade in this place!

But who knew that the result was that Lan Man looked at his lower body with a curious expression, and at the same time said that he wanted to study all kinds of knowledge about peeing with Xiao Yi!

Xiao Yi was very unhappy, he felt that he was being molested by Lori! The goddess can't clean it up by herself, can't a Lori clean it up by herself?

Thinking of this, Xiao Yi said fiercely to Roman: "What's so nice to pee or something! If you want to see it, go home and ask your parents to show you!"

It can be said that Xiao Yi is really angry now, and he can actually say such vicious words. If the average little girl doesn't hate him to death after hearing this, at least she should cry and leave immediately!

But who knew that Lan Man actually stared at her innocent eyes and said, "Brother Xiao Yi, don't you know, our plant-based goblins are different from your animal-based goblins! You may know who your parents are, but we don't! You must know that our parents produce tens of thousands of seeds every year, and then these seeds spread to different places through various transmission channels! Maybe when I became a demon, I was 108,000 miles away from my parents!"

Xiao Yi was completely defeated by this Lori in front of her.,No matter how indecent she says to her now, people can fight back with very serious words.,How can this be played?

But the only thing that makes Xiao Yi feel fortunate is that he still has a little similarity with the other party, at least he can squirt out thousands of his own children in an instant!

However, Xiao Yi would never demonstrate how he excreted the fluid in his body in front of Lan Man, he couldn't afford to lose that person!

"I'm curious, how do you say that you plant-like goblins complete mating and mating?, you don't seem to be able to move!" Suddenly Xiao Yi felt that he was actually serious, he was now discussing scientific issues with Lan Man so seriously, shouldn't this kind of drama appear in the animal world in theory!

"If you haven't cultivated to perfection, you will naturally spread pollen according to conventional means. But if you cultivate into the human form after becoming a refinement, it doesn't matter, what you animals can do can actually do. And our vine-based goblins will make better use of their advantages!"

"My own advantages!" Xiao Yi couldn't help but rub his nose, and the scene of the Gongkou cartoon immediately appeared in his head.

There seems to be a type of cartoon for Hongkou called the tentacle system! The bad guy in it seems to have a lot of tentacles like vines to entangle the heroine, and then hey, hey, hey!

In the end, the obscene was so cool that the corners of Xiao Yi's mouth actually flowed with crystal liquid, which was really obscene!

"Brother Xiao Yi, you are so amazing, you can actually secrete mucus in your mouth! We plants can't do it, usually the water in our body is very precious, and we won't let the water in the body lose casually!" Lan Man looked at Xiao Yi with a look of adoration and said very seriously.

Xiao Yiniu snorted and replied: "What is this, you haven't seen anything more powerful, I can spray hundreds of millions of seeds in an instant!"

The ignorant Lan Man actually looked at Xiao Yi even more admiringly and said: "It's amazing, I can't do it, I'm spraying hundreds of seeds at most now, or Brother Xiao Yi, you're amazing!"

"Of course, haha, hehe!"

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