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The bird said, early, early, why are you carrying a bag of explosives.

I go to the bombing company, and I am not late every day.

As soon as I pull the string and fart it, I'll run quickly. ”

It's another sunny morning, and another sad day.

Listening to the sound of ping-pong smashing pots and pans from all directions, Sao Nian in the hut has long been accustomed to brushing his teeth, washing his face, wiping his buttocks, and covering the toilet. Watching the 'gold' rushing down the water, chewing last night's steamed buns, the mood is refreshed.

Early in the morning, he heard the terrible song of ghosts crying wolves in the alleys of this alley.

Luo San, the standard contemporary dick silk representative of the man.

Nothing has been accomplished, plus there is no girlfriend so far. According to his words, he must play his spare heat as the oldest star in the virgin world.

But he firmly believes that pretentiousness, and the great responsibility of heaven to the people of Si must first go through their muscles and bones, and sharpen their minds. Therefore, Luo San only uses one way, which is to sit and wait!

After sitting in the spring, summer, autumn and winter, Luo Sanman suddenly woke up, what should I do if the money is spent?

So the next day I found a job in a restaurant, and after three days, the boss couldn't stand it anymore, so he came to Luo San and said with a handful of snot and tears: "Big brother, I'll give you 2000, can you go to work somewhere else?" ”

Luo San thought about it, felt that the boss was also taking care of it, so he went to the drawer and took the money in his pocket with peace of mind, and walked away in the stunned eyes of the boss. So, this is the morning of the next day, and Luo San, who has a huge amount of money, planned how to spend last night.

"This money came so quickly, and it will be a rich business in the future. ”

Luo San groped around in his crotch for a long time, took out a wad of bright red banknotes and put them in his pocket, glanced at the room with only one table, folded the quilt on the ground, and after there was nothing left, he muttered: "The thief came with tears in his eyes." Let's buy a thousand dollars to draw paper first, right?"

Beneath the plank-closed windows, an old-fashioned table is the neatest part of this room. There is only a box of toilet paper and a small mobile phone on display.

The phone was buzzing and vibrating, and the alarm was ringing.

Suddenly, Luo San's eyes lit up and he hurriedly walked to the door. The movement of the high heels was getting closer and closer, and a burst of fragrance rushed to the face, and the whole person fell into a crispy numbness.

"Luo San?"

When Luo San was confused, the crisp voice with contempt reached Luo San's ears.

"Ahh "What a coincidence, Qingqing ......"

"What a coincidence? What about your rent?" The beautiful woman in front of her didn't give Luo Sanhao a good face at all.

"Sister, yes, yes, give!" Luo San said, took out the money from his pocket, and handed it over with nervous hands.

The beauty sniffed her nose and looked at Luo San's banknote strangely, hesitated for a while, but still held it.

Suddenly, Luo San's face stretched and he was full of happiness.

"You, where did you put this money?" The beauty stepped back, looked at Luo San with disdain, stomped her feet angrily, and pushed Luo San's body and walked away.

"No, no, no, very clean. Luo San nodded and watched the beautiful landlady walk to the staircase, and then breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Maybe there are some descendants." ”

The landlord in the distance was stunned, his legs were tense and straight, although he didn't look back, he knew that he was angry.

Luo San turned around with satisfaction, closed the door, and hid behind the door and patted his head.

"Alas...... What should I do if the money is gone? My pumping paper!" Looking at the only half box of pumping paper left on the table, and not knowing how many days it would last, he was annoyed: "I know it's impossible, you don't hide it!"

Luo San pointed at himself with his right hand, unceremoniously reprimanded, and his left hand was not idle, touching his face and saying, "So handsome, there will still be hope." ”

After some self-comfort, Luo San felt that his whole body and mind had been sublimated.

Picking up the board at the door, Luo San walked to the window sealed with a wooden plank and picked up a nail, which also fell as the nail loosened.

"These fools donate to me every day, and I'm embarrassed myself. ”

Luo San carried the wooden plank and put it on the ground, picked up a big bag and bent down.

Looking at the pots and pans with wooden boards, "It should be able to sell for ten dollars." ”

Luo San's heart was joyful and excited.

He cheered to the window, intending to linger, only to find a teddy downstairs attacking a telephone pole.

Turning and turning, Luo San couldn't help but turn to the window again.

To be honest, Luo San had a little impulse at this time.

The abdomen also began to be inexplicably agitated.

"What's the situation? I see that animals actually have feelings?" Luo San turned around again and finally stopped in front of the window, unable to turn anymore.

The crazy twitching of Teddy's body, accompanied by this "Wangwang" cry, not to mention the comfort.

"Or ...... Shoot at this rising sun? Yes! Chaoyang! Not an animal!"

Luo San didn't doubt his orientation at all, and when he saw Teddy, his breathing suddenly became short!

I'm not losing my conscience.

I'm not obscene! I'm a man!

Luo San was impressed by his inner comfort, and his fingers slowly moved along the edge of the table to the box of paper.

With the vibration of this table, Luo San was even more comfortable.

Wait a minute!

The table is shaking?

"Earthquake?" Before Luo San could lift his pants, he woke up from the fantasy world, he slowly left the table a few centimeters, and the table was still shaking!

"It's an earthquake!" Luo San was startled, and turned around as if running backwards.

Hearing a whoosh, the drawer of the table smashed against Luo San's back.

Luo San was taken aback and slowly turned around.

I saw a big blue fat man standing on the table, his slender thighs and the upper half of his round body made Luo San look stupid.

"Hey, Sao Nian, are you going to the fairy world? ”

The blue fat man looked at Luo San, who hadn't lifted his pants yet, and his contemptuous eyes drifted lightly.

"Tanuki!" Luo San shuddered when he saw the blue fat man's eyes, and hurriedly lifted his pants, and after half a sound, he reacted: "Long-legged tanuki!"

"Who are you? Did you see Sen?" Luo San covered his crotch, looking aggrievedly at the four who were not human or ghost, and kicked his legs back.

"Didn't see anything. The small dots in the blue fat man's eyes suddenly flipped up and down, his red nose twisted, and three big words appeared in his eye sockets: so small!

"You're obviously talking about being so small!" Luo San pulled the little fingerless hand of the blue fat man Bai Dudu and dragged it off the table, and said angrily.

"How do you know? Oh yes, I can't lie about my programme. However, you don't feel ashamed to do this in broad daylight?"

The little blue fat man pushed Luo San and a dog to eat, ran to the table and looked at the teddy, the two big round eyes formed a line, "You won't let go of even the dog...... It's just a chusheng."

"I'm in a good mood with the rising sun!"

Luo San explained angrily: "The beginning of the day is in the morning. ”

"Say. Who the hell are you?"

"Sao Nian! Hmph, I'll tell you! I am the embodiment of justice and hope, the messenger of Xiuzhen and technology. The light in the night, the leader in the daytime, with wisdom, beauty and ability coexist......"

"Hey, come back, I'm not done yet!"

Luo San had already walked to the door......

"Say the introduction!"

The blue fat man muttered with his hands behind his back: "Young people now......"

"Don't go, my brother, I said, I said no, you come back!"

The blue fat man took out a bundle of rope out of nowhere and made Luo San's knot strong.

Let Luo San and the others roll on the ground.

"I'm just! ”