Chapter 22: Tianxun
The solution given by Xiao Lan is very simple, it is just one word - drag. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Since the recruits of the Tianhe battalion are too different from the other two, they need to be given more time to grow, and before the Jade Emperor's will comes down, find a way to delay the time of the three armies' drills to buy them more buffer time.
As for the reason, it can be used for any unsuitable water and soil, and collective trouble. If this is not enough, simply let the Tianhe battalion lead a big battle, once it enters the wartime state, then find a reason to pull the recruits into the battlefield, do you want to exercise? I'm sorry Uncle is busy fighting and doesn't have time to play with you.
In a word, since you don't talk about fairness, don't blame the uncle for playing a scoundrel with you!
After listening to Xiao Lan's idea, Bian Chong's mouth was about to be stuffed into an egg, to be honest, anyone could think of the idea of trying to delay the time of the drill, but the idea of the Tianhe battalion taking the initiative to provoke a war, even if he heard it, he couldn't help it, how to say it? It's a little passionate, it's just too fucking exciting!
couldn't help but pat Xiao Lan on the shoulder, Bian Chong said with a smile: "I really didn't expect you kid to have bad water in his mother's stomach, but the second master likes this idea, and the second master doesn't dare to think about it, but it's really fucking enjoyable!"
When Xiao Lan heard this, he thought: "What do you call his mother's belly bad water?" He kindly came up with an idea, but he was said to have a bad stomach, and he didn't realize the black line in his head.
I heard Bian Chong say: "Listen to me, no one is allowed to show me this kid's idea just now, and I will rot in my stomach, if anyone dares to spoil the second master's good deeds, the second master will chop him with his own hands!"
Bian Chong, who was in a good mood, turned around and said to Xiao Lan with a smile: "Boy, what do you want to say, the second master will reward you?"
Xiao Lan scratched his head and said: "If the second master wants to reward the small one, please ask the second master to give me the two pieces of immortal jade that are deducted every month." The two pieces of immortal jade that were deducted every month were about to become a demon in his heart, and he couldn't help but mention it when he saw this.
Who knew that Bian Chong's face immediately collapsed when he heard this, looked at him and said, "Boy, you better change the conditions, right?"
Xiao Lan was puzzled: "Why?"
I heard Bian Chong say: "Only when the merit is clear can the military discipline be strict, the two cannot be confused, the meritorious person should be rewarded, but the transgressor will be punished, the punishment of the Military Judge Advocate Department for burning the camp on you, how can it be because of my words? ā
Hearing this, Xiao Lan groaned: "Xiao Lan has nothing else to ask for now. ā
Bian Chong looked at him and nodded, "Okay, when you think about it, you can tell the second master at any time." After speaking, he instructed Xiao Lan and the others to continue training, and he hurried away with a few entourages, obviously going to Bian Zhuang to discuss the next methods, and these things naturally had nothing to do with Xiao Lan.
Xiao Lan naturally didn't know what kind of impact the recruits' drill would have on their fate, after making up his mind, he still happily enjoyed the life of the recruits, and started the next training step by step, as for whether it was a drill for half a year or longer, he didn't pay attention to it, and now he just wanted to break through the second layer of the Vermilion Bird Decisive as soon as possible, and strive to be the first among this batch of recruits to reach the second layer of condensation, and get the reward of immortal jade and military merits again.
Sitting in the quiet room, Xiao Lan looked at the only remaining piece of immortal jade with some pain, and finally gritted his teeth and decided to use it, after all, the temptation of the reward for breaking through the second layer of exercises was even greater. Besides, since I knew about the exercise, I had a strong sense of crisis in my heart, and I was really frightened by Dugu Sheng's sentence of nine deaths.
What's more, now many guys in the camp are staring at themselves, I don't know how many people are looking at the rewards they have received, and a few guys with excellent qualifications are trying their best to catch up, so it is not possible to cultivate hard now.
It was very smooth to enter the cultivation state, and the breath flowed along the meridians with ease, everything seemed to be handy, and there was even a feeling as simple as a common thing.
As time passed, Xiao Lan soon succeeded in the operation of the first layer of exercises, and the true element formed by the true fire of the sun in his body began to run along the path of the second layer of exercises. Xiao Lan began to become cautious, trying to mobilize the true yuan to impact the acupoints and meridians that had not yet been explored, and then the operation of the breath became much more difficult, and every step forward in the jerky meridians became extremely difficult. Xiao Lan gritted his teeth and persevered, diligently mobilizing the true yuan and began to attack the remaining few points of the second layer of the Vermilion Bird Due.
With a soft sound of "pop", a trick was broken through by him again, and the sun true fire in his body seemed to have found a cathartic outlet and continuously injected into it, only to feel a burst of relaxation all over his body, and Xiao Lan's breath became more and more vigorous.
Finally, when he broke through a trick again, this time his cultivation also seemed to have reached a critical point, and the surrounding air began to light up with a spark, and the fire vitality in the air became active again, revolving around his body like stars, and the cultivation of the second layer of the Vermilion Bird Decisive had also reached a critical moment.
At this time, outside the quiet room, Qiu Laodao was talking to Huang Biao with a sad face.
"Just now, your marshal has gone to the Tushi Palace to ask Daode Tianzun to come forward to postpone this recruit academy exercise, but I don't have much hope for this. It turned out that Qiu Laodao was discussing with Huang Biao what happened during the day.
Huang Biao's face was not good-looking, and he scolded in a sullen voice: "It's not Yang Qing who made these messy things. ā
Qiu Laodao shook his head and said, "You think you can afford him too much, just because he can't afford to set off such a big storm." I don't know how many of them are secretly working hard, they are drunkards, they don't mean to drink, but they are aiming at your handsome position. ā
"Straight lady thief, these guys don't have a good thing, when the handsome was beautiful, they all circled around the handsome all day long like a turtle grandson, and now the handsome is not welcomed, they all want to fall into the well, and they want to eat the handsome alive like a wolf cub!" Huang Biao scolded angrily.
Then he sighed and said: "Who let us be raised by the stepmother, you see that the conscription will give you the weakest, and the two sides are either Daomen disciples or the elite of the demon clan, what are we? A group of soldiers and ruffians plus outlaws! Good courage and ruthlessness are all good, but when it comes to bullshit, it's really too deceitful, isn't it just afraid that the handsome will be full-fledged? If you really force Lao Tzu to be in a hurry, it's a big deal to fight out of the heavenly palace against his mother!"
"Brother Huang speak carefully!" Qiu Laodao said in a deep voice: "You Shenxiao are not compared to the past, remember to be cautious in your words and deeds, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble to your handsome." ā
Spit out a mouthful of turbid breath heavily, Huang Biao closed his mouth stupidly, and said unwillingly: "The handsome man just has too many concerns, and he can't make up his mind if he is indecisive, so he eats these bags for nothing!"
Qiu Laodao shook his head and said: "Advanced, the head of your Shenxiao family, Ziwei Zhenjun, has been forced to condescend to the four emperors, and the others are even hiding, only your handsome banner is left to support it, what is it to treat you people with him in the Lingxiao family, if he is the opposite, the Lingxiao family will not let you people go in the first place, and he and Ziwei Zhenjun are not all for you." ā
Hearing his words, Huang Biao sighed and was silent. But he heard Qiu Lao Dao say leisurely: "If it weren't for my unconscious little junior brother who broke into a big disaster, and the master sent all the disciples in the sect to the heavenly court to do things to forgive the little junior brother, the poor Dao wouldn't care about these bullshit things of your two systems." ā
Huang Biao smiled bitterly when he heard this: "I know that you always jump out of the Three Realms and are not among the masters of the Five Elements, I heard that the Jade Emperor Lao'er originally wanted to teach you a second-grade immortal master, but you just refused, and asked to be a six-grade instructor in the camp." ā
"That's the fate of the poor road, if I become the second-grade immortal master, looking at the scenery is to tie a layer of shackles to my body. How good is this six-grade petty official, if you don't want to play with him at any time, you can hang up your crown and leave. Qiu Laodao smiled leisurely.
After speaking, his face suddenly fell, and he sighed: "But now it's not good, even if I want to go, I don't feel at ease, I knew this, it was better to be the second-grade immortal master of that Laoshizi, at least every month of Xianlu is much richer." "This Qiu Laodao still looks like a master in the weather one moment, and the next moment he has become a profit-seeker who cares about everything.
Huang Biao was not surprised by this for a long time, but asked curiously, "Why is this?"
Qiu Laodao said with a bitter face: "It's not because of this little bastard inside." ā
Huang Biao was a little surprised: "For this stinky boy?"
"I don't know if I owe him in my previous life, let me accept such an apprentice, but he is a new soldier, Lao Dao has to guard him in the camp, lest this kid hang up before he officially worships the mountain gate, and then Lao Dao can't find a place to cry. Qiu Laodao sighed again and again.
Glancing at Qiu Laodao sympathetically, Huang Biao gloated: "This time, you old thing can't stay out of the matter anymore." ā
Qiu Laodao glanced at him and said, "Who said that, if the turmoil is too big this time, if this kid is a trouble that I can't solve, Lao Dao doesn't bother to care about his life or death." ā
As he was talking, he suddenly saw a red light coming out of the camp where Xiao Lan was, Qiu Laodao was startled and said, "It's not good, it's a fire!" stood up and was about to rush over, but who knew that he was pulled by Huang Biao. "Don't make a fuss, you are still his master, this kid is about to break through now, if you interrupt his practice, the gains outweigh the losses. ā
Throwing off Huang Biao casually, Qiu Laodao hurriedly said: "When are you still messing around? You're still his instructor!"
"Don't worry, wait until you see it clearly. Huang Biao hugged him from behind and said.
Only then did Qiu Laodao suspect the letter to the door of Xiao Lan's quiet room, only to see Xiao Lan sitting cross-legged peacefully, but the red light was the light emitted by a fire dragon formed by the convergence of fire vitality.
Huang Biao subconsciously reached out and touched his chin, which had already recovered as before, and said, "Look, we said it wrong, right? ā
Qiu Laodao stared at Xiao Lan excitedly with a pair of small eyes, his expression was more nervous than his own breakthrough, and he muttered: "I knew that this kid was going to break through today, I should have stayed by his side early, so as not to have any accidents, what nonsense are you talking about for a long time with the yellow monkey?"
Huang Biao's face immediately sank when he heard this, and he sneered: "Do you think I am willing to accompany you to talk nonsense about this iron rooster? ā
"Who do you say is the Iron Rooster?"
"You're not just an iron rooster, you're an iron rooster with wax on porcelain!"
"You're an iron rooster, you're an iron rooster for your whole family!"
"Dead miscellaneous hair, you scold again, tell you that I have endured you for a long time!"
"Yellow monkey, do you dare to scold again?"
"Scold, scold, you dead hair, old hair!"
"Ping Pong!" Under the stunned gaze of the recruits, two old disrespectful fellows pulled my beard, and I pulled your hair and wrestled together.
With a "boom", Xiao Lan's whole body shook, and the last trick was finally broken, and the fire dragon on his side collapsed, turning into countless torrents and rushing towards the trick around Xiao Lan, his body was like a bottomless pit at the moment, absorbing the surrounding heaven and earth vitality to his heart's content.
With a continuous sound in his body, the second layer of the Vermilion Bird Duel Exercise finally completed a Zhou Tian operation, which also marked that Xiao Lan had successfully stepped into the cultivation of the second layer of Qi Condensation.
Stretched his waist with satisfaction, but Xiao Lan, who opened his eyes, was stunned by the scene in front of him, and saw that his master and instructor were entangled together, their hair was scattered, their clothes were disheveled, and what was even more exaggerated was that Qiu Laodao's left eye was dark blue at this time, and Huang Biao's two nasal tubes were bleeding for a long time.
"Uh, Master...... Instructor...... , ...... are you?" Xiao Lan felt that the whole world was not good.
Qiu Laodao and Huang Biao also looked at Xiao Lan with stunned faces, stared at each other with big eyes, let go of each other's hands, patted the dust on their bodies, and smiled awkwardly together: "It's okay, let's have nothing to do with each other." ā
"Well, it's fine. Xiao Lan didn't know what to say.
Suddenly remembering something important, Xiao Lan hurriedly asked, "Instructor, am I the first recruit to break through the second layer of exercises?" ā
Huang Biao didn't react for a while, thought about it and replied, "It should be the first." ā
Xiao Lan was overjoyed when he heard this: "Instructor, so there is another reward?"
"Uh!" Huang Biao nodded and said, "There should be a reward of twenty points of military merit and forty immortal jade." ā
"So many!" Xiao Lan couldn't help but dance and shouted, "It's developed, it's developed!" grabbed Huang Biao's hand and ran out.
"What are you doing?" it was Huang Biao's turn to be surprised.
"Of course it's to get the reward!" Xiao Lan shouted, pulling him away in the blink of an eye.
"Little rabbit cub, I don't have any conscience at all, and the master doesn't ask a word if he is beaten like this!" Qiu Laodao, who was standing at the door of the quiet room, scolded with a depressed face.
Suddenly, he remembered something, got up and chased after him, shouting as he ran: "Stinky boy, wait for the master, for the teacher, I have to calculate the cost of tuition and miscellaneous fees with you...... ā