When Wu Lai returned home, he found that Wang Fei had come to play with him, the two brothers hadn't seen each other for a few months, and they were very happy to see him. After dinner, Wu Lai told Wang Fei about what had happened recently, and then looked at him with a proud face.

Who knew that Wang Fei's words made Wu Lai's high head wilt again, as if a certain organ was originally very excited, but it was accidentally stimulated abnormally and wilted.

I only heard Wang Fei split his head and said: "I said cousin, you haven't even learned from me, you, you are really ashamed of my face." ”

Looking at Wu Lai, who looked depressed, Wang Fei said again: "What, you're not convinced, are you?"

"I didn't tell you that you shouldn't mess with girls who are too beautiful, especially novices like you, because they are all proud princesses, and your mouth is not sweet enough, and sugar-coated cannonballs can't take down their cities. But if I'm handsome and chic, I don't have this limitation. ”

"Look at you, you just provoked this girl, and you ended up getting yourself into the bureau, if it wasn't for grandpa to save you, you would be crippled if you didn't die in the number. ”

"Also, you're really funny, how can you not want this kind of automatic delivery to the door? ”

After a long series of words, Wu Lai couldn't interject at all, and finally interjected: "But-" but was immediately interrupted.

"But what, don't say you're afraid that you can't get rid of it, you have a thousand ways to get rid of it, the most direct thing is that I don't feel for you anymore, turn around and leave after speaking, in a word, how convenient and trouble-free. ”

Wu Lai was silent about this, but his heart turned a thousand waves: Why didn't I think of it? Looks like I'm not shameless enough!

"Also, your conversation is too old-fashioned, people ask you if you have money, and you can tell the truth, but why don't you say that my grandfather, that is, your grandfather, is a senior official of the central government? That is a very important capital. But it's not your fault, you haven't integrated into this circle yet, remember it later. ”

Wu Lai said depressedly: "But, I can't talk about my grandfather being a big official every day?"

Wang Fei said angrily: "Alas, tell me what is good about you, of course this depends on the occasion, do you just say when you meet people, my grandfather is a big official, and others will treat you as a psychopath." Fortunately, you finally woke up and extorted 100,000 yuan back, otherwise I really don't know how to say hello. Okay, scoundrel cousin, you scoundrel still need to learn more, it seems that you are far from failing. ”

"Don't say that, cousin, I'll show you something good. ”

Wu Lai closed the door, mysteriously took out a small card, put it into the card reader, and then inserted it on the laptop, after clicking on it, the group of body art photos appeared clearly on the computer, 10 million pixels, meticulous, it was too clear. Wang Fei watched it with relish.

Seeing that Wang Fei was fascinated, Wu Lai said ostentatiously: "Cousin, how is it?"

"Cousin, you livestock, don't say I know you!" Hearing Wang Fei's words, Wu Lai was dumbfounded.

I only heard Wang Fei continue: "Are you art? It has simply tarnished the two sacred words of art, you look at them, skinny, black, and full of ribs, who looks at them? and below, like small insects, they are not capable of pretending to be David! In addition, this photography technique is not professional, the exterior is not beautiful, the angle is not good, the lighting is not good, in a professional sense, they are all waste films...... Wang Fei pointed to the photos and commented one by one, and Wu Lai was not allowed to refute at all.

"Is it really that unbearable?" Wu Lai was hit hard like a defeated rooster.

"I, I'm throwing up, they're laughing so obscenely, it's disgusting. Cousin, you're hurting me. ”

"What did I do to you?"

"I have defiled the sacred body art in my heart, and maybe when I search for body art pictures on the Internet in the future, I will think of these disgusting pictures, how can you let me look at them! My young and pure heart has left an indelible shadow. You have to compensate me for my moral damage. ”

I only heard Wu Lai's "clang" and fell to the ground.

"How do I have to compensate then?" Wu Lai got up and asked in a low voice.

Wang Fei said mysteriously, "Your bottle of Louis XIII is still there, right?"

Wu Lai pointed at Wang Fei and said angrily: "I knew that you didn't have a good heart, it turned out that you wanted to beat my Louis XIII's idea!

Wang Fei spread his hands: "I've drunk it all with Sprite." ”

"You, go find Brother Jian. Wu Lai said angrily.

"I've already looked for it, and he's already finished drinking. But I know you're still there, cousin. ”

"Are you so sure?"

"I'm pretty sure, didn't your table just now mean that you haven't drunk it yet?"

"You-" Wu Lai was speechless, and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth for a while: "Otherwise, cousin, let's go to the bar and blackmail a few more bottles back." He still remembers the last blackmail. It seems that we have tasted the sweetness of blackmail.

"Cousin, you!" Wang Fei sat on the chair and vomited blood.