Chapter 363: The Battle of the Underpants
In the middle of the night, Xiao Yi sneaked into the girls' dormitory to steal underwear, this kind of thing is a very frightening thing, those who burglary actually have a big heart, at least Xiao Yi thinks so.
Imagine what a terrible thing it is to suddenly have a person standing behind you in a dark room, wearing a snow-white pajama that drags to your feet, with a dagger in his hand.
Xiao Yi didn't know how others felt, anyway, he was scared by this weird atmosphere for the first time!
"Isn't it fun!" The eldest girl with the dagger in hand repeated what she had just said while approaching Xiao Yi step by step, which doubled the pressure in Xiao Yi's heart!
In an instant, what kind of sadako, curse, ghost doll and other horror movies all appeared in Xiao Yi's mind, at this time, Xiao Yi couldn't wait to give himself two mouths or something, and he was full to watch this kind of thing?
It's good now, because he has such an impression in his heart, so when he saw the other party, Xiao Yi didn't think about how to fight, but thought about whether he could run out before the other party climbed in front of him!
"Who are you, what is the purpose of coming here!" The other party finally approached Xiao Yi's approach, and asked with the dagger in his hand, at this time Xiao Yi had already entered the opponent's attack distance, and the other party could attack at any time.
In fact, Xiao Yi thinks that girls are not very professional in doing this, if it is replaced by his existing people sneaking into the house, the first thing to do is not to ask the other party about these things, but to beat the other party down as soon as possible.
However, since the other party had already asked Xiao Yi, he couldn't help but answer, so it seemed that he was very rude, and he always felt that even if he was a thief or something, he had to be a polite thief.
"Who am I, chick, you really can't see it or pretend to be stupid, brother, I'm obviously a thief! If you know a little bit, take out the valuable things on your body, I won't embarrass you, brother, I just want to hurt people!" Because Xiao Yi has always had his back to the window, the moonlight is blocked by his body, and the people in the room can't see Xiao Yi's appearance clearly, which is why he dares to fight with the other party in this place.
"I think your thief's IQ must not be high, how much money can we students have, and you actually ran to the school to steal things, what do you think?" The girl's eldest was in front of him from beginning to end, which made Xiao Yi unable to see the other party's face clearly.
"You don't understand, although your students don't have a lot of money, but at least it's safer to come to you to steal things, and the probability of getting caught is very low. Even if I am now seen by you, I am not the same as fearless, the risk is always proportional to the benefit, I know this very well. Xiao Yi said fearlessly.
"Do you think the risk is very small? I don't think so, what if I suddenly scream at this time? You must know that there are still a lot of people upstairs, although everyone is a girl, but you can't deal with so many girls!" the girl threatened.
Xiao Yi shook his finger and replied with a relaxed face: "No, no, no, you must not do anything stupid, although you have a dagger in your hand, but I can guarantee that I will be able to subdue you the moment you make a sound! And if you give me money now, it won't hurt you, if you don't know the times, I'm afraid I'll do something bad to you at that time!" You also know, I'm a man, you're a woman, if something unpleasant happens, it must be you, of course, maybe you'll feel that happy!"
"You threaten me?" could be heard in the girl's voice, she must be angry now!
"Of course you can think so, but I prefer you to think of it as a kind reminder. "In short, Xiao Yi is very calm now, a girl with a dagger is still a girl, although the shape is a bit scary, but Xiao Yi is very sure that it is a matter of minutes to clean up the other party.
"Maybe I should remind you that maybe you really came in to steal at the beginning, and even if you were caught, the sentence would not be very severe. But now that your actions have constituted robbery, if you insist on going your own way, I am afraid that you will sit through the prison at that time!" This cold voice, combined with this rational analysis, is really too much like a female judge.
"Tut-tut, worthy of being a law student, this is reasonable, I don't know, I think I have been arrested and sentenced now! But I said sister, are you too two-dimensional, what you said is right, but the premise is that I want to be arrested, if I can't be arrested, isn't it all in vain!" Xiao Yi couldn't help but sneer, although he knew that it was pointless to talk nonsense with the other party in this place, and it would increase the possibility of being arrested, but Xiao Yi couldn't help but want to say a few words, probably because the girl's fearless appearance made him very unhappy!
Originally, as a girl's big night, the existing person broke into her dormitory with bad intentions, and her first reaction was not to put this dagger in this place and chat with each other rationally, but to be full of emotion, regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one, huddle on the bed and scream loudly!
"Then I also want to sue you, I'm sure I don't live in the second dimension, since I chose the major of the law department, it shows that I am a very rational person. And by the way, the fact that you know I'm from the law department means that you must be a student of our school, right?"
Xiao Yi immediately felt that his back was sweating, and the other party could know that he was a student of the school with only such a few hints, and he had to say that the other party's logical reasoning ability was very strong, comparable to a perverted elementary school student who likes to prick people with small needles in a cartoon in an island country.
"Shouldn't I talk nonsense to the other party in this place, if it goes on like this, sooner or later the other party will know more things!" Xiao Yi suddenly felt that he had no bottom in his heart.
"What's the matter, could it be that I said it, don't you want to kill people now?" The girl's voice was full of provocation, as if she had seen through Xiao Yi, and everything was under her control, even if Xiao Yi really killed people at this time, it was the girl who won!
Xiao Yigan laughed twice and said, "How is it possible, I actually guessed, aren't all of you living upstairs law students, so I will say that you are a law student." ”
"It's not like this, we live upstairs not only in the law department, the dormitory is very messy in terms of arrangement, you can tell at once that I am a law student, obviously I inquired in advance. If you think about it, there are so many dormitories, but you choose one of our dormitories, it means that you are prepared.
I don't think you're an ordinary thief, what is your purpose, what is your purpose? You can't just want to come in and steal something!"
Of course Xiao Yi can't admit this kind of thing, he can't tell the other party that he came in to steal underwear, although the truth is like this, but it's too embarrassing to say this kind of thing. Compared to the panty maniac, Xiao Yi would rather let himself be a thief.
"I said sister, in fact, I really came in to steal something, you see you still honestly give me something to take away, you also know that the thieves who do our job are not empty, no matter what, they always have to leave something!
I promise I'll leave as soon as I get my things, you can give me whatever you want!As long as you don't let me be empty-handed, and you see I've been chatting with you in this place for so long, it's not too much to give me something as a labor fee or something!" Xiao Yi was empty as he spoke.
But the girl didn't eat this at all, she looked at her dagger calmly and said, "Pretend, you can continue to pretend to me!" Actually, I don't know when you came up, because I didn't hear your heartbeat from beginning to end!
There are only two reasons for this, one is that you don't have any heartbeat at all, which is of course impossible. The second reason is that your breathing is quite long, so you can keep the frequency of your heartbeat down to the lowest, and you can even synchronize it with our heartbeat.
If it weren't for the people below who suddenly spoke to you, I wouldn't have been able to show you at all, and I certainly don't think that a master like you would just run in and steal a pair of panties, as he said!
So let's open the skylight and say something, who sent you here, and what is the purpose of coming!"
Xiao Yi had already squirted Ou Zihao's scolded dog blood in his heart, and a good thing was stirred up by him and now exposed, Xiao Yi could have stolen his underwear and left calmly.
In addition, Xiao Yi thinks this girl is too much of a character?
In the end, Xiao Yi was still in the mood to complain in his heart: "I also think that as a master like me, I actually want to steal such a thing as underwear, why don't you ask the damn system why he would get me such a job transfer task?"
After shaking his head, Xiao Yi said angrily: "Sister, I don't know what you're talking about, anyway, give me a happy word, do you think you give me something valuable or do I take it myself?"
The girl finally raised her head at this time, she stared at Xiao Yi with cold eyes and said, "Okay, since you don't want to say it yourself, I can only let you tell the truth!"
"Oh, I'll wipe it, good people can't do it, otherwise anyone will want to come up and step on you, come on, let's try it, let's see who kills who today!"
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