Chapter 100 System or Grandpa?

Chapter 100 System or Grandpa?

"Goldfinger? Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 Where's info?"Li Shaobai, who was still huddled in the corner and shivering just now, jumped up excitedly all of a sudden. I don't see that he is going to starve to death or freeze to death.

In fact, Li Shaobai crossed and possessed this beggar who was indeed frozen, starved for a few days, and died. Only then did Li Shaobai's soul pass through to successfully borrow the corpse to return the soul, otherwise Li Shaobai would really take away this beggar, with his loose will of an ordinary otaku, it may not be comparable to the will of a beggar who has tasted the hardships of the world and his mind has been sharpened to the point of numbness.

This caused the pedestrians to jump off and walk to the side. They don't know what the beggar who was going to die just now is crazy now.

"Waste, calm down! When the old man crisscrossed the infinite universe of immeasurable time and space, he had never seen any great wind and waves. Just a golden finger can make you excited and crazy, what a shame for the old man. The old voice rang in his ears again.

Then, Li Shaobai found that he was no longer on the street, but in a temple. His tattered beggar's outfit had been transformed into a fine brocade robe, but he still felt cold. When he saw the melons and fruits enshrined in the main hall, he didn't care about anything else. He reached out and grabbed it, stuffed a fist-sized red hammer into his mouth, and bit it was half an apple.

The old man's voice didn't sound anymore until Li Shaobai had eaten more than a dozen melons and fruits, but found that his stomach was like a bottomless abyss, and he couldn't fill it. My stomach was still growling, and my hunger still couldn't get rid of it.

He continued to eat until all the fruits and melons offered to the unknown god were finished, and he was still hungry.

He couldn't help but wonder, "What's going on? Why did I eat so much and still be so hungry?"

At this time, an old Taoist walked out from behind the statue of the temple hall, the old Taoist was wearing a cyan Taoist robe, although his hair was white, his eyebrows and beard were also long and white, but his eyes were bright, and he looked energetic when he walked.

"What a master of the Dao of the Immortal Wind Dao!" Facing the old Dao who was getting closer and closer to him, Li Shaobai couldn't help but praise. After all, he ate the tribute of other people's temples, and he was responsible for his own losses. But don't stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling person, you will praise him first, and when you will be held accountable later, the punishment will be lighter.

Li Shaobai didn't expect that this old way did not punish him.

Instead, Lao Dao walked up to him and said with a smile: "Let me introduce myself first, I am Linghu Chan and your golden finger." As for the question of why you can't get enough to eat, it's because this is the sea of your consciousness, and everything here is transformed by your subconscious. Believe it or not, just look closely at the appearance of the idol. ”

Li Shaobai couldn't help but be surprised, he looked at the statue carefully, and the more he looked at it, the more it looked like his own.

Li Shaobai shouted: "Damn! It's really me, this is really my knowledge." No wonder I still feel cold and hungry. It turns out that all this is my hallucination, and you are also my hallucination. Anyway, it looks like he's going to die. ”

Lao Dao smiled: "Poor Dao is not your illusion, I am introducing it once, my name is Linghu Chan, and I am your golden finger." ”

Li Shaobai's eyes were dim, and he muttered in his mouth: "This must be an illusion, Goldfinger himself knows that he is Goldfinger, and the author who writes like this will completely hit the street." Forget it, I'm going to die anyway, just wait for death secretly, and these hallucinations will disappear!"

As his words fell, the temple vanished, revealing an empty space, and the clothes changed back into tattered and tattered beggars' outfits.

Lao Dao did not disappear, he stood in the empty space, looking at Li Shaobai with a smile.

"Sure enough, it's an illusion, but old man, why haven't you disappeared, are you my obsession to become an immortal. According to the torrent, as long as I kill you, I will be a quasi-saint. But what's the use now, I haven't heard of the quasi-saints who starved to death. "Li Shaobai has been completely disheartened since he regarded this place as an illusion.

"Rubb, what rubb! Muddy can't hold up the wall. I'll say it a third time, my name is Linghu Chan, and I'm your golden finger. Lao Dao said impatiently.

Li Shaobai still looks like he wants to die or live, and he has lost interest in everything.

"Okay, Wild Fox Zen, right? Li Shaobai said weakly, his tone was very reluctant.

"I'm angry with the old way, the old way is called Linghu Zen, not wild fox Zen. The old man was so angry that he kept stomping his feet in the empty void.

"Ahh You are Linghu Zen, and you are the golden finger. As Lao Dao stomped his feet, Li Shaobai covered his head and rolled in the space, and he felt the pain of his head about to burst. All the cold and hunger are gone, leaving only heart-rending pain.

Only then did Lao Dao stop stomping his feet, and said in a lesson: "Boy, this is your sea of knowledge, as long as I stomp my feet casually in here, you will be in pain." Now trust me to be your golden finger. ”

"Believe, believe!" Li Shaobai got up from the ground and said in a loud voice.

Li Shaobai ran to Lao Dao's side, and prayed: "You are old, you are my portable grandfather!"

As he spoke, Li Shaobai knelt down and kowtowed nine times in a row. He said, "Please take me as an apprentice and pass on my miraculous skills." Don't worry, I'll avenge you. Your granddaughter, I'll take care of it for you, too. ”

Lao Dao kicked him away, and Lao Dao smiled: "I am not a portable grandfather, let alone any enemies or granddaughters." I'm the bootstrap wizard for your system. ”

"Damn, is there any mistake.,How can there be a system elf like this?Not to mention a cute girl.,It's a Fuwa.、Doraemon or something.,It's more like a system elf.。 Bad review, I want to return it. Li Shaobai got up from the ground and habitually patted his buttocks, but there was no dust on his buttocks. The otaku is a big nerve, no, he spit out again, and he is not afraid of the old way to give him another kick.

"It's impossible to return a return. Bad reviews, you can't post them. You can use this system!" said Lao Dao with a smile.

Li Shaobai had no choice but to accept his fate and said: "Okay! It's better than not having a driver's license." ”

This sentence immediately exposed his identity as an old driver.

He hurriedly said again: "I'm sorry, it's wrong, it's a golden finger." ”

He then disguised himself and said, "Old Dao, didn't you say that you are a system elf?

Lao Dao waved his hand at the void. A light screen appeared in front of Li Shaobai's eyes.

I saw Li Shaobai's current situation written on the light screen.

Host Name: Dog Egg (Li Shaobai)

Host Age: 16 years old (20 years old)

Host Class: Beggar (Otaku)

Host Class: Mortal

Host attributes: Jing 5, Qi 6, God 11. (Ordinary attributes are around 10)

Host Status: Near-fat

"Is that gone?" asked Li Shaobai. He looked left and right, and saw such a simple light screen panel.

Linghu Chan Lao Dao still smiled and said to Li Shaobai: "Yes, there will be no more." ”

That lack of beating expression, Li Shaobai wanted to beat him. However, considering the huge disparity in strength between the enemy and us, he still did not turn this idea into action.

"My lottery system, summoning system, mission system and exchange system should always have it!" Li Shaobai shouted.

Ling Hu Chan still looked unbeaten, and said: "No, it's just a simple attribute panel." ”

"Damn! Such a simple attribute panel dares to be called a system, and it is equipped with a system wizard like an old man. Author, I want to strike. I'm not the right protagonist. Li Shaobai shouted loudly, but unfortunately this is in his Zhihai, and there is no one else except Lao Dao.