Chapter 100: Before Departure
"Shoes, let's go." Mo Wen shouted at the bus in dissatisfaction.
For this irresponsible, openly selfish counselor, and feeling super good, the students were completely speechless, but when they thought that they were about to say goodbye to the boring class temporarily, they also gave Mo a face, and most of them cheered and got into the car.
Liu Suifeng looked unhappy, Zhu Yuhua comforted him again and again, originally Liu Suifeng wanted to ask Liu Rumeng for a dream mountain off-road vehicle, but he didn't expect that this time it was a group trip, not allowed to drive, not allowed to leave the team, and not allowed some people to be blind in order to please their girlfriends.
"Baby, don't be angry, if you don't get out of the way, we won't open it, there will be opportunities in the future. Zhu Yuhua patted Liu Suifeng's head, and the maternal brilliance on her face shone brightly.
"I wanted to take you for a ride, but I told my sister about it, but I didn't expect my cousin to dismantle my desk in person, my Buick, woo woo woo"
"Our baby has grown up, can't we be childish and ignorant?"
"Huahua, I'm so sangxin, in order to make up for my wounded heart, can you agree to my request?"
"I'm going to die, baby, you mention that to me again, I'll ignore you, let's not all talk about it, before you are eighteen years old, you are not allowed to have bad thoughts again, hum"
Zhu Yuhua hardened her heart and got into the bus, Liu Suifeng muttered with a bitter face: "Yes, don't talk about the field war, don't even mention that matter, cousin, I hate you, you castrated my happiness as a man, woo"
"Little brother, is it spring again?" Qin Luoluo took a cigarette in his mouth and patted Liu Suifeng's shoulder with a very manly face.
Liu sobbed with the wind: "You are a full man and you don't know that a hungry man is hungry, how can you know my pain." ”
Qin Luoluo took a puff of smoke and sprayed Liu Suifeng's face: "Little brother, if you dare to talk to the old lady like this again, the old lady will inevitably have to be close to your family." ”
"I rely on, as the saying goes, a friend's wife can't be bullied, a woman is like clothes, if you dare to touch my clothes, don't blame my brother for cutting off your hands and feet. Liu Suifeng said vigilantly.
"Cut," Qin Luoluo was not afraid of Liu Suifeng's threat at all, "It's just that you treat your flowers as treasures, and give up the entire forest for a tree, why bother." ”
"Hmph," Liu pouted with the wind, "A hundred birds into the forest, it's better to have a bird in your hand, you know a fart." ”
"Damn, Liu Suifeng, you have taken gunpowder today. Qin Luoluo pinched her fingers and gently turned on Liu Suifeng's back.
"Huh!" Liu Suifeng's face immediately turned into a bun, "It hurts, Sister Luoluo, I was wrong, let go, let go." ”
"Tell me, what is the identity of those two women that Teacher Mo brought?" Qin Luoluo asked in a low voice.
"Oh, one is my cousin-in-law, and the other hasn't had a chance to meet yet, and it's estimated that it's also my cousin-in-law in the future, don't be surprised, just get used to it, my cousin is very attentive. Liu Suifeng said with special disdain.
"Damn, how many wives does such a lewd man have, and the old lady is only two lovers, and she hasn't had time to talk about life yet. Qin Luoluo was surprised.
"As long as you still talk about life, it's not okay, I'm evil again, grinding the mirror?" Liu almost drooled obscenely with the wind.
"Grind your sister," Qin Luoluo slapped Liu Suifeng's head, "The highest level of a love master is not the combination of the body, but the combination of the soul, you know a fart, hurry up and get in the car." ”
"The union of souls can only grind mirrors. Liu Suifeng muttered unconvinced.
Qin Luoluo almost fell down, pretending not to hear and got into the car.
Zhu Changlin has lived a very moist life during this time, according to Mo Wen's instructions, eat bran vegetables, stay away from women, and no longer flirt with female students, there is a lot of Lao Tzu to become a monk, don't say it, this method is really useful, every time he pays public food, the yellow-faced mother-in-law at home is comfortably served by him, this aspect is satisfied, his wife's temper has also changed greatly, and he also diligently sends food to himself every day, and also participates in what fitness club, getting younger and younger day by day, and at the same time, it also allows Zhu Changlin to return to the majestic posture of fighting on the battlefield back then.
"Teacher Mo, this group of students is handed over to you, it's really hard for you. ”
Regarding Zhu Changlin's words, Mo Wen smiled indifferently: "This is a matter of duty, Director Zhu, when will Teacher Yang come over?"
"It's coming soon," Zhu Changlin leaned into Mo Wen's ear and whispered, "Teacher Mo, the medicine you secretly gave me last time really worked, Xie Lu thanked you, by the way, I sent a special car for you and your friends this time, and I also told my classmates over there that they would prepare a separate room for you, and the sound insulation is good." ”
"Xie Lu Xie Zhu," Mo asked with a wry smile, "Didn't you say that this time I was going to the deep mountains and old forests?
"Since the discovery of that ancient tomb group, the state attaches great importance to it, and now it has been all encircled and excavated by specialized scholars and researchers. ”
"It's really troublesome Director Zhu. ”
Zhu Changlin put his arm around Mo Wen's shoulders and smiled sheepishly: "Teacher Mo, I don't need to explain, I understand, I used to take my yellow-faced woman to Australia to participate in academic seminars, not to mention, I was really passionate in a foreign country, and I only felt that once when I was young, but because of Mr. Mo's medicine, I now have the feeling of being young every day, hehe"
"That's good, hehe" Mo Wen was careful and his liver trembled, this goods are still addicted to the public grain.
Zhu Changlin glanced at the time and said, "Teacher Mo, I won't send you if I have something to do, and I also ask you for your opinion, your friends are not from our school after all, so when you get there, it's best not to touch sensitive things, you know." ”
Mo Wen had a cold face, because Zhu Changlin's chubby old face squeezed his eyes at him, is this his naughty? Why does it look so scary?
"Don't worry, Director Zhu, I will grasp the measure. ”
Shen Hanxue, Qing Xuan, and Ji Lingjia, most of them ignored with side faces, this Director Zhu pulled Mo Wen to a place where no one was there from the beginning, muttering for a while, seeing that the two of them laughed so obscenely, there must be nothing good.
Ye Xiaoxing was very happy, carrying the big hugging bear that Mo Wen gave her behind her back, like a panda mother, looking around curiously, but she didn't dare to go too far away from Mo Wen, and when she saw that the pig's head finally left, she hurriedly cheered and ran into Mo Wen's arms.
"Hasn't the frost arrived yet?" Mo Wen smiled and lifted Ye Xiaoxing on his back, like a stack of arhats.
Shen Hanxue shook her head: "I just called, and I said that I would arrive soon." ”
"Then let's go to the car in the back and wait, anyway, we have all the things, and she doesn't need to prepare anything. Mo asked and said with a smile.
"Okay. Shen Hanxue nodded, and pulled Qing Xuan and Ji Lingjia over.
Ji Lingjia This girl is really a genius, no matter where she goes, the first thing she cares about is whether she has the Internet and a computer, whether the Internet is fast or not, whether she can play games, and nothing else, Mo Wen is afraid that this girl will have a virtue when she goes to Kunlun Mountain, so she hurriedly helped her inquire clearly, this girl asked Mo Wen to repeatedly promise to let go, and only took a computer, if it wasn't for Shen Hanxue's reminder, this girl wouldn't even bring a change of clothes.
Sitting in the car, Mo Wen squeezed his right hand lightly, and a piece of ice cream appeared in his hand, shook it in front of Ye Xiaoxing's eyes, and pretended to be surprised and asked, "Hey, what is this?"
"Wow, dad is so handsome, give it to me. Ye Xiaoxing stretched out his hand and took it, biting it hard, grinning from the cold, but Le's little face was red.
"Eat slowly, I really don't understand you children, gnawing on popsicles in winter, if you let Aunt Ye know the way, you will definitely beat your father's buttocks. Mo Wen said with a wry smile.
Shen Hanxue's face turned red, who beat whom's ass still doesn't know what to say, this big **.
Ji Lingjia glared: "Brother Mo, can you give me one?"
"Uh, you want it too?" Mo Wen looked at Ji Lingjia in surprise.
"What is it, something that seems delicious?" It is undeniable that Qing Xuan is also tempted.
"You're still grabbing food with the children, okay, one for each person, what flavor do you like, I'll take it out for you, who made me your mobile pickup truck." Don't ask and laugh.
Everyone has it, Shen Hanxue is naturally not far behind, in the blink of an eye, everyone in the carriage has an ice cream, in this ice and snow, shivering from the cold, while eating with relish, only don't ask that chill, if each person has a popsicle, tian comes and goes, uh, isn't it too evil.
"This thing is really a novelty, it is mixed with various flavors in ice water, although it is cold in the mouth, but it is extremely refreshing in the heart, and the person who invented this thing is really smart. Qing Xuan couldn't help but admire.
Shen Hanxue and Ji Lingjia couldn't help but laugh when they heard this, Qing Xuan, this girl is really good, when she encounters the most ordinary things in the world, she will also have some understanding, even Brother Rulai does not have that kind of sensitive mind.
"Qing Xuan, you and your senior brother are really just as sentimental. Shen Hanxue covered her mouth and smiled.
"Senior brother was once like Qing Xuan?" asked Qing Xuan curiously.
"What's more," Shen Hanxue winked at Mo Wen, "someone's deluxe version of Nokia, he doesn't dare to play with Sokoban when he stops, he cries more than girls when he watches Korean dramas, he doesn't beg for food as a beggar, he gets motion sickness in the car, and when he first arrived in S City, he didn't make a lot of jokes." ”
Mo Wen smiled: "You still remember all this." ”
Originally, it was a one-sided revelation, but because of Mo Wen's words, it became a flirt between lovers, Qing Xuan and Ji Lingjia were happy, Shen Hanxue rolled her eyes with a red face.
"Bang Bang"
While everyone was talking and laughing, a small head was printed on the window, with some fanaticism and determination.
"Oh, it turned out to be classmate Qin Luoluo, do you have anything to do with me?" Mo Wen turned his head and smiled.
Qin Luoluo lowered his head, opened the car door and walked in: "I'm not looking for you." ”
Mo was stunned for a moment: "Then who are you looking for?" Teacher Yang hasn't come over yet, so we'll set off immediately. ”
"I'm not looking for Mr. Yang either. ”
"And who are you looking for?" Mo asked, strangely.
Qin Luoluo pointed at Qing Xuan: "Can I talk to this young lady alone?"
Qing Xuan pointed at herself and asked blankly, "Me?"
"Hmm. Qin Luoluo nodded.
Qing Xuan stood up suspiciously: "Then let's go down and talk." ”
Mo Wen turned his head blankly and looked at Shen Hanxue and Ji Lingjia: "Do they know each other?"
"How do we know about the Dao?"
Don't ask boring, take off the big bear on Ye Xiaoxing's back and hold it in his arms: "Girl, don't eat, be careful to have diarrhea, and feed the rest to Dad." ”
"Hmm," Ye Xiaoxing smiled happily and handed the remaining half of the ice cream to Mo Wen's mouth, "Dad eat." ”
"Oops, it smells so good. Ye Xiaoxing gnawed for half a long time before half of it was consumed, but the remaining half was swallowed by Mo Wen in one bite.
"Ha Luha, Daddy's mouth is so big. ”
Mo Wen shouted the ice cubes and said inarticulately: "Girl, you can't talk about your mouth, it's called a big mouth." ”
"Oh. Dad is really knowledgeable. Ye Xiaoxing's small eyes were bubbling with a small flame of worship.
"I like your sincerity, hahaha. Mo Wen laughed, almost sliding the ice cube into his throat.
Shen Hanxue and Ji Lingjia couldn't help but smile bitterly, isn't this stuffy? Is it worth the worship of a child to be so embarrassed by him?
The car door opened, and Qing Xuan went and returned, but her face was flushed, and she didn't know if the road was blown by the cold wind outside.
"Qing Xuan, what did that girl talk to you about? Mo Wen asked with his teeth bared with ice cubes.
"It's nothing, it's just a hello. Qing Xuan's eyes flickered, and she lowered her head.
Mo Wen noticed that Qing Xuan was different, this girl would never lie, this time it was obviously abnormal.
"Did that girl bully you?" Mo Wen's face turned cold, "I'll go find her." ”
"Ask, don't be so impulsive, how can other girls bully Qing Xuan when they meet for the first time, don't you see the wind and rain. Shen Hanxue knew Mo Dao's temperament, and hurriedly stopped, "Qingxuan, what did that female student tell you? Why do you have such a bad face?"
"No," Qing Xuan saw Mo Wen stand up, with a concerned expression, although her mouth kept squirming, she wanted to gnaw hard bones, "She just said that she likes me very much and wants to associate with me." ”
"Oh, I see," Mo Wen sat down chewing on the ice cubes, and immediately jumped up again, "What, uh, grunt, cough"