A joke is wrong for a lifetime

Entering Huashan, the scenery was good all the way, and everyone's mood was much better, leaving all the unhappiness of Fang Cai behind, and talking and laughing all the way to the peak. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Xiao Ke suddenly pointed to a mountain peak and said: "You see how much that mountain peak is born like a person! Gentle and elegant, just like ......"

"It's like my brother, right, it's better to name it after my brother." ”

Jingwen said: "Yintao Peak, well, it's not good, I think it's more like Qingyu, it should be called Qingyufeng." ”

Xiao Xin hurriedly walked up to the two of them and gestured, and Xiao Ke asked, "What do you want to say?"

Jingwen unlocked her acupoint and said, "Xiao Xin, who do you say is more like?"

Xiao Xin let out a long breath and said loudly: "Of course it's like a wild wave." Everyone was stunned, and the wild waves were embarrassed for a while. How did you know that her words made everyone almost squirt out their teeth, only to hear her say: "Look at that peak, there is no aura at all, and it is self-righteous, it is simply stupid, it should be called the stupid Crazy Wave Peak." The four of them laughed heartily when they heard this, and the wild waves gritted their teeth in anger, and their fists clenched and clenched.

Xiao Xin said: "What, are you unconvinced and want to beat me?" Okay, I'll give you a chance, as long as you can prove that you are clever, talented, and good-looking, I will throw ten mouths at myself, and then let you deal with it, how about it?"

Wild Waves shouted, "There's no need. ”

Xiao Xin said contemptuously: "Don't you dare, hmph! Then whatever I say in the future is right." ”

How could the wild waves be convinced, and shouted: "Proof is proof, I will keep your mouth shut forever." ”

Xiao Xin smiled: "Okay, I don't need you to use other methods, you just need to be able to beat Yintao and my brother." Wild waves suddenly lost a little confidence. Xiao Xin said again: "I want to see if the three of you are more attractive, so I want to take a quiz, Wild Waves, this is a good opportunity!"

Five people asked, "What quiz?"

Xiao Xin pointed to the front and said, "It's them." ”

The five of them looked over, only to see an old nun leading a little nun from afar, and asked, "What do you mean?"

Xiao Xin smiled strangely and said: "Buddhism talks about pure cultivation, not stained with the dust of the world, so the hearts of monks are the purest, and they regard color as impermanence and discard it as distress, so when they look at people, they can not only look at the appearance, but also see the essence." When the three of you pass in front of them, whatever method you use, as long as you can make the little nun's heart move, and look back at each other three times, it will be the most charming. Of course, it would be better to lure the old nun back. But if they don't look back, it means that you are not attractive men. ”

When the five of them heard this, they almost fainted, and the wild waves shouted: "Ridiculous, how can this be, I won't go." ”

Xiao Xin said: "Then you admit defeat?"

Jingwen smiled: "How can you know if you don't try it, I agree with Xiao Xin's method." ”

Xiao Ke thought for a while and said, "I also agree." ”

Yintao and Qingyu glanced at each other and said, "Try it, what's the big deal." If we lose, you won't be able to run anywhere. ”

Keep people all to have fun and have fun, and don't plan to take it seriously, and walk forward side by side. Jingwen and Xiao Ke pushed the wild waves forward together, and the three girls stood in place and looked at the backs of the three of them and laughed stupidly.

The three of them walked up to the two nuns, and Qingyu said, "The two of you are polite, how should I go to Huashan?"

The old nun also saluted: "This is Huashan, I don't know where the three of you are going?"

Yintao said: "Go to Lotus Peak to worship the Buddha." ”

The old nun said curiously: "Lotus Peak is not a place to worship Buddha, and the three of them are afraid that they have made a mistake." ”

Yin Tao pretended to be shocked and said: "How can it be wrong? People say that the Lotus Peak is the Lotus Peak of Guanyin Bodhisattva sitting down on the Bao Lian, and the aura is full of heaven, and it is the place where the Buddha is worshipped." He said to the little nun, "Little Master, am I right?"

Qingyu said: "Little Master must have come down from Lotus Peak, right?"

The little nun shook her head and said, "No, I haven't been on any peaks. ”

Qingyu said: "How is it possible, you are so like Guanyin, you must have just come down from the lotus throne, it must be right." Master Guanyin, please accept the disciple's salute. The little nun bowed her head and bowed her head.

The old nun said, "The donor is joking, there is not much time, we have to hurry up and get on the road." ”

Yintao said: "At the place of the Buddha of the Western Heavens, the distance of the road is not within easy reach of the feet, and you need to find an effective practice method to finally achieve positive results." ”

When the old nun heard that it made sense, her face was happy and she asked, "I don't know what the donor's magic method is?"

Qingyu said: "There are wonderful methods, but the most effective is world cultivation. ”

The old nun asked suspiciously, "What is the world cultivation?" ”

Qingyu snorted and said solemnly: "World cultivation is to practice in the mortal world, through experiencing the thousands of worlds in the world, constantly comprehending the great wisdom of my Buddha, and realizing that heaven and earth are Buddhas." ”

The old nun nodded and said: "Yes, the Buddha also experienced the pain of sentient beings in the troubled times, gave up his dignity in order to save the world, sat under the Bodhi tree for a long time, and realized the world and became a Buddha. ”

Yintao said: "This is very wrong, Qing Xiu can only achieve a small success in the end, and what Shi Xiu pursues is Dacheng, and Qing Xiu is far away from the mortal dust, not infected by the world, and has not been trained by the bitter world, it cannot be regarded as a sincere Buddha, and in the end, even the chance of Xiaocheng is not very big." The old nun nodded.

Qingyu looked at the little nun, and saw that although her head was lowered, her eyes were secretly looking up, but it was not him, nor Yintao, but Wild Waves, secretly curious, squinted, only to see Wild Waves smiling and staring at the little nun without blinking, and said to herself: "This method is also wonderful, saving trouble and effort." But he was not willing to lose to him, and said with a smile: "Therefore, the two masters should practice in the world, especially this little master, how can he comprehend the supreme truth of my Buddha at a young age? If she only recites the Buddha with one heart, she will inevitably bury her infinite wisdom and become a stupid person, and even if she achieves positive results, she can only be like a puppet clay sculpture, how can she save the suffering world, how can it be difficult to enlighten the wicked?" Therefore, I advise you to let her return to the world, so that when she feels too much misfortune and suffering in the world, she will be sincere and unwavering towards the Buddha, and it will be easier for her to attain positive results with worldly experience. ”

The old nun hurriedly said: "How can this be, my monk can only persuade people to go to the Buddha, how can I persuade people to abandon the Buddha and enter the world, it is not necessary." ”

Yintao said: "Master, I see that you have been in the temple for too long, and your thoughts have become stubborn, in your opinion, you are saving her, but in fact, you are harming her, such a practice, the Buddha will not want her." ”

Qingyu said: "Yes, do you know why we are telling you so many truths? We are also monks, and we are monks of the world. ”

The old nun looked at the three of them in surprise and asked, "You are also monks?"

Qingyu said: "Yes, it is the monk of the 'Nianhua Temple', our master has comprehended the wonders of world cultivation, so that we can lead the practice, mix in the troubled times, and understand the state of mind of the ancestor Buddha." ”

The old nun muttered, "Lianhua Temple, is there such a temple?"

Yintao said: "The Buddha smiled, the master wouldn't not know, right?"

Qingyu said: "So I suggest that the little master practice with us." ”

Yintao said: "Yes, go together, help each other, teach each other virtues, save thousands of people, the results are greater, let her go with us." ”

The old nun hurriedly said: "No, no, no, the cultivation is different, we still have something to go." "Pull the little nun and leave.

Yintao and Qingyu took two steps back to block Erni, looked at Wild Tao and asked, "Third brother, don't you want to say something?" "Left and right walked past Erni. Wild Tao followed behind, and when he walked by the little nun, he quickly stuffed a piece of jade pei hidden in his arms into her hand, and touched the back of the little nun's hand twice very boldly, feeling slippery, and his heart suddenly jumped and hurriedly walked forward.

The little nun turned around to stop him and return his jade pendant, and the old nun said in a deep voice: "Yichen, don't be swayed by them, let's go." ”

The little nun was always uneasy when she took the jade pendant of the wild waves, and she didn't understand why he kept staring at herself with a smile on his face, and gave her the jade pendant, so she looked back at each other from time to time. The old nun found out and said angrily: "Yichen, how can you be shaken by a few words for them, where are all the past cultivations?"

The little nun hurriedly said: "No, Master, that person just gave me this jade pendant, I don't know why." ”

The old nun said, "How can you ask for the things of these frivolous people and return them." ”

The little nun snorted and went to chase the wild waves and shouted, "You wait. ”

Qingyu and Yintao turned around and asked, "Call me?"

The little nun shook her head and pointed at the wild waves, who turned around and stepped forward and asked, "Is there something wrong with the little master looking for me?"

The little nun glanced at him, suddenly blushed, lowered her head and returned the jade pendant to Wild Tao, and whispered, "This will be returned to you." Without waiting for an answer, he turned around and ran.

Wild waves grabbed him and asked, "Don't you want to cultivate with us?"

The little nun's face turned even redder, her head was buried low, and she said, "Master doesn't allow it." ”

wanted to break free, but the wild waves held on and asked softly: "What about you, are you willing to cultivate with me?" The little nun nodded, and hurriedly shook her head, broke free and turned around and ran, but she turned around in three steps, her face was full of spring, and she looked at each other from time to time.

Yin Tao and Qing Yu were dumbfounded, they wasted their lips for a long time, but it turned out that they were paving the way for Wild Tao, and suddenly laughed and said: "The third brother really has you." ”

Wild Tao smiled bitterly on his face, and said in a deep voice: "As long as I can shut up Xiaoxin's girl in the future, I will let it go, and it doesn't hurt to be a frivolous and immoral person." "But in my heart I was ashamed to death.

Xiao Xin, Jingwen and Xiao Ke The three girls stood far away, and the three of them and the two nuns said something they didn't hear, and when the wild wave gave the little nun a jade pendant, he blocked it with half of his body, and he didn't see it, and when the little nun couldn't help but turn around, she also said that she had been tempted, but I didn't know for which one, and was about to wait for her to come forward and ask for an understanding, but the little nun chased the wild waves, and when she left, she turned back in three steps, with spring in the corners of her mouth, and a smile on her eyebrows, which needless to say was tempted by the wild waves.

Xiao Xin couldn't help but shout: "It's unreasonable, how can this be, how can this be?"

Jing Wen and Xiao Ke laughed: "You lose, go and accept the punishment." Xiao Xin knew that Wild Tao hated herself, and if she let him punish herself, she didn't dare to come forward. Jingwen and Xiao Ke saw her joke, and pulled her left and right to catch up with the three.

Yintao and Qingyu teased: "Xiao Xin, you can take it this time, and the consequences will be unimaginable." ”

Xiao Xin hid behind the two girls and asked timidly, "You...... What do you want?"

Wild Tao pulled out his dagger and gritted his teeth: "The time for revenge has come, I will cut out your tongue so that you can no longer chirp in my ear." ”

Xiao Xin was shocked and shouted, "Don't, don't cut my tongue, brother save me." ”

Qingyu said: "This is what you said yourself, let him deal with it, I can't help you." ”

The waves flashed forward and grabbed her, shaking the dagger. Xiao Xin let out a cold sweat and shouted, "Brother Yintao, you are the best and the best, please save me." ”

Wild waves said loudly: "No one can save you today, your tongue is finished." Xiao Xin was so frightened that she was about to cry, she tried all her tricks to shake out this tongue, if she didn't have a tongue, she was afraid that she wouldn't be able to live.

Yintao felt that he had had enough fun, and said: "Forget it, put the tongue in her mouth first, and wait for her to talk nonsense, it's not too late to cut it off." ”

Wild Tao let go and said, "Okay, let you go for the time being, remember not to talk nonsense in the future, especially to me." ”

Xiao Xin whispered, "Remember." He secretly said in his heart: "Next time, I will find a chance to play you to death, and I will be humiliated today." ”

Jingwen said: "It's the waves that win, so this mountain has to be named the Wild Waves Peak." ”

Qingyu smiled: "In order to let Xiao Xin remember the lesson this time, punish her to engrave the name of the wild waves on the mountain peak, and it must be so big that we can all see it." All four clapped their hands.

Xiao Xin raised her head and said disdainfully: "What's so difficult about this?" picked up a small stone from the ground, took out a knife and carved the words "Wild Wave Peak" on it, shook it in front of the five people and said, "See it all." ”

Xiao Keqi said: "What does this mean?"

Xiao Xin said: "I asked if you saw it?" Xiao Ke nodded, Xiao Xin smiled: "That's it, look, this word is not small, let the five of you see it clearly, when we come back, just put it on the peak." Everyone was stunned.

Wild Waves shouted, "This is speculation. ”

Xiao Xin said: "Speculation is speculation, who wants you to make it clear if you don't stipulate it, so that I have a chance to invest? Everyone glared at her together, and Xiao Xin hurriedly covered her mouth and hid away.

Yintao said: "Forget it, let her speculate again, let's go, it's important to find the divine sword." ”

The five of them walked forward together, Xiao Xin threw the small stone engraved with the name of the wild wave on the ground, stepped on it a few times, spat on it, and then chased after the five people.

Let's talk about the two nuns, although the old nun said that the three of them were frivolous and immoral, but they were convinced a lot of the truth they preached, and after thinking about it for a long time, they finally decided to cultivate the world, so they took the little nun into the mortal world. The little nun has been obsessed with the wild waves since she left Huashan, and she wants to see him again, but she does not follow people's wishes, and then she can't withstand the temptation of the world, and marries people, but her husband is not as wishful as she imagined, in order to seek true love, she abandoned her husband and ran away, mixed up, and met a lot of men, all of whom were fake and false, and were deceived Humiliation, so discouraged and re-enter Buddhism, but at this time the state of mind is difficult to calm, the hatred in the heart is deep, and many Buddhism can not be resolved.

Many years later, when she saw the wild waves again, the wild waves no longer had the slightest impression of her, but declared war on her as a person who presided over justice and promoted good and eliminated evil. She recognized the wild waves, the people who could not be forgotten at that moment, and thousands of grudges turned into remorse, surging into her heart, and killing the wild waves. When Wild Wave's sword slashed, he suddenly abandoned the sword, and his body was in a different place, Wild Tao never understood why, no one knew that it was just a small joke between Xiao Xin and the three of them.