Chang'e thought about it drunkenly, pinched out a nun with her hands, who was a head shorter than me and didn't have a single hair on her head, and made nine hot stamps on it, and said, "Is this okay?"

The more I look at it, the more unpleasant it becomes;

Chang'e's eyes narrowed into a line and asked, "Isn't a nun bald?"

I only have a nun in my heart, and of course I have to describe her appearance: "She is shorter than me, she is a vulgar long-haired woman, and she smells like a nun when she smells it, and as for the face, it is ...... like that."

Chang'e thought about it for a long time, took back all the models, turned around a few times, turned into a nun, and quietly asked, "Is it okay?"

I didn't look closely, and the smell of nuns came out, and I was very excited! Of all the wives, the most worthy of study was the nun, which gave people a sense of mystery......

I don't know if I will jump up and down when I am happy, and the gnashing of my teeth like a neurotic is worse than the sound of a pig......

The nun Chang'e shook her head vigorously, and her movements did not look like ...... at all

"How's that? I've done everything, but it's far from the action!"

Chang'e felt very awkward, so she simply turned back and said: "Even Zhu Bajie is too troublesome, am I so willing?"

I opened my stupid eyes, laughed for a while, and asked, "Is it that Zhu Bajie became Marshal Tianpeng to lie to you, so you remember it so clearly?"

Chang'e pointed to my ear, as if she was going to whisper, and finally made a sentence: "Ignore you!

I was drunk, I didn't know how angry, and I grinned: "If you're stupid, you're stupid!"

Chang'e hugged my head tightly and kissed it deeply, as if she wanted to eat someone......

I finally remembered; Chang'e has been lonely for a long time, almost forgetting what a man is like, only the stupid Wu Gang is accompanied every day, I don't know if it is dyed? Anyway, both of them are old guys.

Chang'e didn't want anything...... I want to get the best results......

She tilted my head, still struggling...... It's like I've been hungry for hundreds of years, and when I see food, no matter how big it is, I always want to swallow it in one gulp......

I struggled desperately, pushing harder, not letting ......

With a "bang", he fell on the golden toad......

My heart was empty, hanging high, and I fell, and bounced, and bounced, and ......

Chang'e grabbed my moonlight collar, lifted it up fiercely, fell down hard, and scolded: "Dead man!

I rolled my eyes on the toad and said, "Actually, it's not your fault! Zhu Bajie can also be caught and studied; this will not cause ruin!"

Chang'e pinched my jaw and looked left and right, "If you were me, what would you do if you were in such a situation?"

Of course, I have to speak according to my own conditions: "I should give him a fire fist, and with a 'bang', he will go to the west!"

Chang'e shook off my jaw, gritted her teeth and hummed: "I won't tell you; I don't understand anything!" Pointing at the golden moonlight whip on the wall with her finger, she asked, "Do you like this!"

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Break the whip, what are you doing with it? Men and women should be happy when they are together, since they have the conditions!

With a wave of her hand, Chang'e flashed her moonlight whip and clenched it tightly, saying nothing, and shouting at me, "Kill you!"

This made me jump up, halfway awake from the wine, and asked with frightened eyes, "Why did you hit someone?"

Chang'e whipped a few times and shouted in the loudest voice: "Stinky man! How many brains do I have to use to get my hands on it?"

I had to shout loudly: "You're crazy! Don't look at the Guanghan Palace, how far away from the man?"

Chang'e threw the whip away, hugged me tightly and cried: "If you know that this will happen, it is better to rely on him, after all, the breed is not bad, and it is too late to regret it." ”

This shameless Zhu Bajie, if I saw it, with a fire fist, even a person with a nail rake and a piece of blowing up, it would not leave such a big shadow in Chang'e's heart!

The sweetness finally began, and Chang'e's moonlight dress was taken off and thrown away, and it was gone......

I remember that in her wide sleeves, there are little white rabbits and little black cats, I wonder if they are still there?

Chang'e said dreamily: "Don't be stupid, they are in another long dress." ”

I was in a daze and remembered something? Does Chang'e have a bad habit? On the people who follow her heart, she always whips her with that damn moonlight whip, causing her husband to dare not get close, and until now she has not left a son and a half daughter......

Chang'e is already in a state, confused, not humming, not bouncing, just endless gasps......

An old woman is old no matter how she changes, and her physical function is declining, and she can't be like an eighteen-year-old girl......

Chang'e doesn't admit it, thinks that she has achieved her best, and puts all the strength of a woman ...... Turn things upside down;

"Why didn't she understand? Although he was reluctant to take over, he was forced to have no choice but to endure it, and he could not achieve the effect he wanted.

Tumbling and rolling for a while, crushing the toad to "quack", I wonder if it will stand up like a human?

Chang'e said casually: "I slept with a virgin, there can't be any pollution!"

"Why is she so thick-skinned? What is a virgin? Is a married widow also called a virgin......?

Chang'e lowered her face: "Why do you want to be so tender? Who won't get old, stay with me, you have to get used to my habits, and you will slowly get better in the future!"

I think about the nun in my heart, I don't know where she is?

Chang'e blindfolded me with her left hand and covered her mouth with her right hand and said, "Eat without speaking, sleep without speaking, let's quietly fall into sweet sleep!"

Suddenly, a woman's voice came from outside: "Husband, come out quickly, otherwise, I'm going to smash the wall?"

The most sensitive is Chang'e, shouting at the top of her voice: "In the middle of the night, it's not good to be with Wu Gang, what are you shouting about?"

Outside, a nun's voice came out: "Let my husband go, otherwise, I won't be done with you!"

Chang'e roared loudly: "Isn't your husband in your hands? I don't know how many times I've told you, I'll have the final say here!"

The nun's voice was loud: "Wu Gang was thrown into the crooked river by me, and when I saw it rolling in the water, it was gone......

Chang'e was so frightened that she pushed me away violently, and as soon as I pierced through the wall, I went out......

How could she be so shameless? She should wear a long dress, right? I'm not afraid of others......

I didn't panic so much, I bounced up and aimed at where she flew out and slammed into it......

There was a loud bang, and it bounced me back......

This broken wall, she can drill it, why can't I?

My bald head hit a big bag, and I kept rubbing it with my hands, and I was very angry! Will they fight?

I really want to know the situation, but I didn't find the hairy eye on the tip of my nose, and I don't know where to put it?

I waved my hand violently, all in vain, in spite of my efforts, my hairy eyes did not come out, and I was so anxious that I went around looking for the door, but there was no ......

How did you get in? I have to think about it, and now I'm about to wake up, and I feel so sick that I can't remember anything......

The pain was coming from my head, and I was rubbing my bag as I looked everywhere for the exit, why is there no door to this damn shitty place?

What happens if I can't find an exit in the cave? I finally had a way, I clenched my hands into fists, knocked along the wall, and all the way down, the sound was the same......

Suddenly, the round moon came through the wall, and Chang'e was wearing a moonlight dress, standing high inside and shouting: "Master Rabbit, come up quickly!"

I couldn't help but complain: "What do you think you have knocked me into?"

Chang'e smiled and said, "This is to prevent those who don't follow the rules?

"Why do you need a key?" I was sullen in my heart, and suddenly remembered the nun's coming, and had to ask, "How is she?"

Chang'e looked drunk and said casually: "Don't ask; she's not your wife; you want to keep your eyes on me?

I couldn't get along with her, my head was dizzy, and I flicked my legs and burrowed into the moon......

I didn't see Chang'e give the order, the moon flew up and went out along the roof, and came to the bright sky, and the strong sunlight pierced my eyes......

I pressed my hand tightly on the big bag on my head and rubbed it vigorously......

Chang'e was very disgusted, took my hand away, blew lightly on my head, and the big bag was gone, and put her hand on me again, and the groom dressed into a fairy dress, looking like a gentleman......

All I could see was the pattern on the fairy dress, a large tree, and a colorful fig leaf man wielding an axe stood underneath......

Chang'e is afraid that I won't understand, so I will introduce it in particular: "This is the sign of the moon, people will know what is going on when they see the pattern?"

The moon flew fast, flashed, threw us out, and was gone......