Chapter 8 Dad: What do you eat at noon?
Jiang Fan looked at the fat man in front of him at this time and was very surprised!
"Am I asking too much?"
"But no matter how much you mention, it's not as important as your life!"
Jiang Fan said while thinking about it:
"The first condition, do you know kung fu, can you teach me?"
The bloated young man had complicated thoughts at this time, and his imagination was wild. didn't hear what Jiang Fan said, he just knew that he just had to nod his head!
Jiang Fan saw the bloated young man nodding and wondered in his heart:
"Since he is a martial arts practitioner, how can he be so obese! Is he like Wang Yuyan in the 'Eight Divisions of the Heavenly Dragon'?
Jiang Fan looked at the fat man and said the second condition
"You need to give me a whole thing that can make a fire. ”
Although the bloated young man did not hear the first condition very clearly, the second condition did so.
The bloated young man slowly raised his right arm and pointed at his buttocks.
"Tema, you're kidding me, fatty!"
"I know farts are flammable, but I want something to make a fire!"
Bloated Youth Sweating:
"Big brother, what kind of flammable gas are you talking about, why have I never heard of it!"
"I've got something to start a fire! It's under my ass. ”
The bloated young man lifted himself vigorously and laboriously pulled out a package from under his buttocks.
Jiang Fan was overjoyed and quickly grabbed the package. Flip it up quickly.
After turning it over for a while, I finally happily turned out a fire fold.
Then he looked at the fat man under his feet and sighed:
"You said you were so big, my little arms and legs could carry you! If it was yesterday, I wouldn't have the strength to carry you."
As he spoke, Jiang Fan pulled up the bloated young man and put it on his back, and ran quickly towards his cave!
Fortunately, the road was not far, but even so, Jiang Fan was tired and out of breath when he returned to the lake.
At this moment, the fat man was already asleep behind Jiang Fan's back, and the crystal saliva wet a piece of Jiang Fan's back.
Seeing that the fat man's swollen ankles had disappeared a lot compared to when he first met, Jiang Fan thought:
"The fruit here is really effective for other people, but it's not as effective as itself. ”
Jiang Fan patted the fat man's cheek with his hand and said loudly: "Wake up, it's time to get there!"
The fat man's head was shaken by the pat, but he still couldn't wake up.
Jiang Fan had an idea, and shouted loudly in the fat man's ear:
"Let's eat!"
The fat man's eyes opened suddenly, and he said:
"'Dad!' What do you eat at noon?"
After saying this, the fat man suddenly realized that he was not at home. Turned his head to look at Jiang Fan beside him.
After a while, he said:
"Little brother, thank you for saving me!"
"How did you get here, and why did you faint?" Jiang Fan asked curiously.
The fat man sighed and said slowly;
"The fat man's real name is 'Zhu Dafu' and he lives in a place called 'Zhujiabao'. Most of the life in it is the children of the Zhu family. ”
"Zhu Dafu's father served as a security captain in Zhujiabao, so the family was relatively wealthy.
Zhu Dafu has six children and sisters in his family, and he is the 'second', because he has a soft spot for food since he was a child, so his body has always been very obese, although the family does not dislike it, but outsiders always say irresponsible things to him behind his back.
Zhu Dafu has had a dream of being an immortal since he was a child.
Its idea is very simple, immortals can do anything, if you can cultivate immortals, then wouldn't it be easy to reshape your slender body! You can even change your 'face' by the way.
But even if it has the dream of cultivating immortals, it suffers from having no way to apprentice.
Until one day it heard that there would be immortals in Fancheng, which was closer to home, in two days.
Zhu Dafu was impatient to go to apprenticeship, but was unanimously opposed by his parents, thinking that something was abnormal.
Zhu Dafu didn't have as many worries as his parents, so he sneaked out of the moonlight with his small treasury.
When he came to the place where the immortals in Fancheng were recruited, he was very excited when he saw the immortals falling from the sky.
He didn't go to the barracks first like Jiang Fan and wait for the crowds to set off, but was taken away from Fancheng by the immortal with a wave of his sleeves the next day after signing up.
Jiang Fan also saw at this time that there was not only a group of immortals recruiting.
Moreover, for some reason, the war of the immortals actually needs to coax such a large number of mortals to be cannon fodder!
Zhu Dafu saw that Jiang Fan was pondering, and he didn't bother, and continued:
"When I woke up and I was lying on the ground like everyone else, I was dizzy and in pain. After the immortals left, they began to fight for houses and food in the woods, and some even forced the young girl to live with them!"
"At that time, a few people saw that I was dressed well, and I was carrying a package around my waist, so they got angry!"
"I had all my belongings in the package, how could they rob them, so I didn't look back. I was already tired, and I was even more dizzy when I was hungry. ”
"When I crossed a small hill, I accidentally twisted my foot and fell to the ground, and I woke up and saw you. ”
Jiang Fan was also speechless after hearing this, "If others are chasing you, you just have to run? People may see that you are running too fast to catch up with you, so they simply don't chase you! But you don't know yet, and continue to run wildly." ”
"The original overdrawn body is even more overdrawn, even if you don't fall, you will be tired of being tired!"
Jiang Fan handed the last two fruits in his arms to Zhu Dafu and said: "Fatty, this fruit is very peculiar, it can not only satisfy hunger, but also speed up your recovery from injuries, you eat quickly, eat well and rest well." ”
After speaking, Jiang Fan turned around and walked towards the lake.
"Little brother, what are you going to do?" Zhu Dafu shouted at Jiang Fan with two fruits.
"Last night I saw fish in the lake, so I went to catch two fish to eat. ”
I wish Dafu speechless!
"Little brother, help me bring two fish too, I have a big appetite, and I can't eat a few fruits!"
In the evening, a bonfire rises on the edge of the lake. Two young men of about fourteen or fifteen years old were sitting around the campfire and feasting on a grilled fish on the bonfire!
"Jiang Fan, I really didn't expect that the fish here are so big, and I didn't expect such a big fish to be caught ashore,!" Zhu Fat Man said vaguely while eating, pointing to the big fish in front of him that was more than two meters long and more than half a person high.
"But why is your sweat black, and it stinks, like the I just poofed," Zhu Fat Man said speechlessly.
Jiang Fan was eating fish while looking at Zhu Fat, who couldn't stop eating.
The fat man recovered too quickly, and after eating the fruit under the tree and resting for more than an hour, he could barely get up, and he helped himself to find some dry wood nearby and set up a campfire. And after this busy afternoon, this fat man is not only tired, but even seems to be healed from his foot injury!"
Recalling the process of catching this big fish, Jiang Fan really remembers it vividly!
Originally, Jiang Fan was going to catch some normal-sized fish on the shore to eat, but unfortunately it had no experience and couldn't catch one for half a day.
Jiang Fan had an idea, broke off a branch from the tree on the side, and sharpened the top of the branch with a knife that was turned out of the package into a harpoon to prepare for the spearfish.
Just as he pierced a fish and was about to take it ashore, perhaps attracted by the smell of blood, the big fish jumped directly from the center of the lake and almost swallowed him into his stomach! Fortunately, Jiang Fan dodged sideways and avoided the attack of the big fish.
At the same time, due to inertia, the big fish pounced directly on the shore, shook the fish body on the shore, and slapped the ground hard.
Jiang Fan wanted to use a knife to kill this big fish! Unfortunately, the knife only cut out a few bloody wounds!
These few pains made the big fish flutter more intensely, and even Jiang Fan's back was slapped twice by the fishtail, and Jiang Fan almost fainted in pain!
Jiang Fan's temper also came up, he casually threw the knife into the distance, and smashed his fists at the fish head, and when Jiang Fan came to his senses, the fish head had already been beaten by Jiang Fan!
At this time, Zhu Fat Man suddenly stood up, covered his stomach with his hands and hurriedly ran into the distance!
Jiang Fan was speechless in his heart!
"Go farther away and then take off your pants, and after pulling it, I want to cover it with leaves, don't let the smell drift over!" Jiang Fan shouted in the direction where the fat man was running.