Seeing the three-legged golden crow trembling, Xiao Lan couldn't help but be a little amused, and said in a low voice: "Dead crow, the Buddha is merciful and compassionate, why are you afraid of becoming like this?"

The three-legged golden crow glared at Xiao Lan and said, "What Buddha is so merciful and compassionate, he was a big liar in his last life!"

Xiao Lan was puzzled: "You mean that the Buddha's predecessor was a Duobao Daoist?"

"He should also be called the Great Sun Heavenly Monarch. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" The three-legged golden crow said indignantly: "Back then, this Great Sun Heavenly Monarch seduced Xi Ning, the number one beauty in our clan, and forced us to call him my uncle, and every day I knew how to bully a few of our children. ”

Xiao Lan almost couldn't help laughing when he heard this, he didn't expect that the predecessor of the Buddha would be so out of tune, not only seduced the first beauty of the Golden Crow clan, but also bullied a few little crows, thinking that the dead crow must have suffered a lot in his hands, so he would tremble so much when he saw him.

I heard the three-legged golden crow continue to cry and accuse: "Forget about these, after all, there is an aunt here, and we will put up with him, but he just deceived my aunt and took him into the Golden Crow Ancestral Hall on the Sun God Tree, from where he stole a trace of luck from our clan, and caused the elders of the Golden Crow clan to imprison my aunt in the ancestral hall to atone for her sins." ”

"Damn, this must not be true!" Xiao Lan opened his mouth and almost swallowed a fist, thinking that this was simply a typical example of cheating money and sex, and he couldn't imagine that the previous generation of the Buddha had done this kind of chaotic thing.

"Nonsense! In the previous life, the deity and your aunt were in love with each other, and they loved and protected you juniors, so why did they bully you?" the statue of the Buddha coughed.

Where did the three-legged golden crow care about the identity of the other party's Buddha at this time, and said angrily when he heard this: "A few of us are about to let you run out, isn't it bullying?"

"Poof!" Xiao Lan couldn't help laughing, only to feel that the whole world was messy, what did he see?

With a cough, the statue of the Buddha said, "Didn't I do that for your own good?

Xiao Lan has become a stupid goose at this time, and he only feels that he is completely stupid, is this still the Buddha who is compassionate and omnipotent, the Buddha who is high up and fights with a little crow without saying anything, and he is a scoundrel in every way.

"Okay, this matter doesn't count, let me ask you, why did you steal the luck of our ancestral hall back then, causing my aunt to be locked up? If it weren't for the luck of our Golden Crow clan on you, I wouldn't know that the dignified Buddha was the thief who stole the luck of our clan back then!" said the three-legged golden crow angrily.

"Who do you say is a thief?" The Buddha glared at his eyes and said: "I am not doing this for the good of your clan, the so-called prosperity must decline, your Jinwu clan has carried the luck of 10,000 years, and the glory of the world has been taken by you, if you still blindly strive bravely, I am afraid that in the end you will end up with the disaster of the clan annihilation, but it is not as simple as being shot down by Hou Yi?"

"Why don't you say that you stole our luck and made us unlucky?" argued the Three-Legged Golden Crow.

"Yohe, do you dare to talk back to me?" Xiao Lan saw that the Buddha stretched out his finger and gave the three-legged golden crow a violent shudder, and bounced it a few times.

Xiao Lan was frightened, the three-legged golden crow was in his stomach, but the Buddha easily reached in, if you want to pick a heart, liver and lungs or something, it's not simple?

I heard the Buddha say: "You little black bird, what I have done is not for your good? Just say that for the sake of your aunt's face, how many treasures I refined for you back then, and also helped you perfect the Great Sun Burning Heaven Decision, how could I harm you, if I hadn't reduced the qi of your Jinwu clan, I am afraid that you would have been under the arrow of Houyi a long time ago, where can it be your turn to talk back to me here, anyway, I am also your uncle, and if you are disrespectful to the elders, you should slap your mouth!"

Xiao Lan held his forehead with his hand and secretly slandered, this is obviously saying that black is white, but because of the identity of the Buddha, he just closed his mouth tightly and didn't dare to say a word, but his understanding of the Buddha had already been subverted in his heart.

The three-legged golden crow rubbed the meat bun on his head and muttered in a low voice: "Anyway, you are sorry for my aunt, causing her to suffer in the ancestral hall!"

The Buddha glared at him and said, "What do you know about the stinky bird? I have already visited the patriarch of your clan and asked him to release your aunt, and now your aunt has cultivated to the Heavenly Venerable, calling herself the Holy Mother of the Great Sun, and she is the top existence in the Three Realms." ”

"Really?" The three-legged golden crow said excitedly when he heard this: "My aunt really has to come out?"

"What are you lying for?" the Buddha glared at him.

"That's good, that's good!" the three-legged golden crow jumped happily, obviously this aunt was an extremely important relative to it, and at this moment she couldn't help but be happy to hear the news.

"Well, should I call you uncle now?" the three-legged golden crow suddenly remembered something, and asked with a salivating face.

"Amitabha, dust to dust to earth, the treasures of the previous life have long been reincarnated, there is no such person in the world, and now the past and the future and the present body have been cut off, there is only no treasure and the great sun in the world, and all kinds of past nature have disappeared. The Buddha shouted a Buddha trumpet.

"You're being irresponsible!" shouted the three-legged golden crow.

When the Buddha heard this, his face darkened, and he said, "What do you know about this bird? If you dare to be disrespectful to your elders, you will be punished for not speaking for ten days!"

"Woo woo!" the Buddha really said the law, and the three-legged golden crow opened his mouth and whimpered at the moment.

Xiao Lan saw all this in his eyes, and couldn't help but shudder, thinking that although it was a good thing to have such a relative, once he offended him, there was no good fruit to eat, he heard so much amazing news today, and it also involved the Buddha's past troubles, I really don't know how the Buddha will treat himself next.

Seeing Xiao Lan's cautious appearance, the Buddha seemed to know what he was thinking at the moment, and said with a slight smile: "This little brother doesn't need to worry, as long as he keeps his mouth shut, naturally no one will be difficult for you." ”

"The little one didn't hear anything today, he didn't see anything, it seems that he forgot everything!" Xiao Lan hurriedly said.

Hearing this, the Buddha nodded and said, "It's okay to keep it in my heart, and I'm not an unreasonable person." And the little brother and I have a bit of a Buddha relationship, and I will send you a creation later. ”

"What kind of Buddha fate, wouldn't it be to let yourself follow him as a monk?" Xiao Lan couldn't help but think in horror that he hadn't pursued a beautiful fairy yet, but he didn't want to be a bald ......monk with six pure roots now.