A farce, a play

Tang Yushan looked at Qingyu, a wave of unwillingness surged into his heart, and suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, laughed and said coldly: "You are also worthy of being the leader of the martial arts alliance? Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info hum! Your martial arts are very strong, so what, I will never succumb to your obscenity, defend justice, what a pity to die? Pull out your sword, I will write the word 'justice' here today with my blood, let the people in the martial arts scold you for eternity, come on. "With a straight chest, stand proudly in Taichung.

His killer move is really unexpected by everyone, obviously defending the justice of martial arts, but actually playing Laipi. Qingyu was helpless for a while, his ** name was heard in the martial arts, although everyone knew that he was framed, but they could never find evidence to prove it, so they fell into this predicament. Although the "Anti-War Alliance" fully supported Qingyu, it could not openly oppose Tang Yushan, openly tear up its own camp, and let the other party see the joke, so it had to remain silent. However, the "new military battalion" has found an excellent excuse, and the voices of insults and killings have been heard wave after wave, but no one dares to come to the stage.

Tang Yushan laughed and said: "See, *** You will be rewarded for doing a lot of evil, no one supports you, they hate you to the bone, they just want to break your body into thousands of pieces and avenge countless victims, isn't your martial arts very strong? I want to see how many people you can kill." shouted to the audience: "Swear to kill this *** for thousands of innocent girls to avenge their grievances, and return me to a pure land of martial arts." Half of the audience responded.

Qingyu shouted: "You slandered me, it turns out that you have premeditated and tried every possible way to blame me, just for today's alliance leader dispute, what a deep scheming! It's a pity that good and evil have their own heavenly theories, and your conspiracy will not succeed." ”

Tang Yushan sneered: "Good and evil are heavenly, but right and wrong are in people's words, you ** open your eyes wide, who will support you as the leader of the alliance." ”

As soon as the words fell, I heard a voice in the distance shouting: "With us here, we will fully support the young man of love"

Everyone was curious, looking at the road to the mountain, but saw two or three hundred people under the leadership of seven men and two women walking towards the top of the mountain, the first six men everyone knows, is the head of the six gangs, the people who follow behind them also have a great background, all of them are strong in martial arts, famous, not the head of a faction, the leader of a gang, but also the second-in-command, the third-in-command, the worst is also a famous chivalrous and martial artist, can be said to be the essence of martial arts, it is not easy to get them together. It's just that the young man and the two girls who walked first didn't know their identities, and they were able to walk side by side with the heads of the six major factions.

As soon as the group reached the top of the mountain, they said in unison: "Young Hero, I hope we are not too late." ”

Qingyu smiled: "It's not too late at all, it's just right." ”

The "New Martial Battalion" and the "Anti-War Alliance" shouted together: "Master, you are still alive, it's great." ”

"Uncle Shi, you're finally back. ”

"Senior brother, we're all worried about you, you're back. ”

"Master, we miss you so much."

"Boss, if you don't come back, the brothers will starve to death."

"Helper, you must avenge your brothers, they died so miserably. ”

For a while, the shouts became a mess, and the two camps diluted a lot of hostility because of their arrival.

Don't look at the number of these people, there are really a lot of large and small heads, gang leaders, door owners, and cottage owners, although their disciples, subordinates, and brothers are divided into two camps, but the primitive centripetal force and human affection still prompt them to be willing to follow this group of people, as long as this group of people is on which side, even if the disciples of the door stand on the opposite side, their hearts will involuntarily fly over. Why did this group of people meet their fellow disciples until now? It was only because although they were modified to enter the customs, they were still discovered by the Hanging Moon, so they sent a large number of men and horses to chase and kill and besiege them everywhere, forcing them to have a home that could not be returned, and their relatives could not see them, so they absconded for their lives, until the martial arts conference was held, and the Hanging Moon Sect withdrew the men and horses, and they marched to Wutai Mountain and gathered together. The reason why Qingyu came late was also to contact them.

The current head of the Shaolin faction and Jiuhua Sword hurriedly stepped forward and asked where their head was, Xiao Jiancong sighed and said: "They are unfortunately killed in the Tianshan Mountains, and it is difficult for the bones to return to their hometown!"

Abbot Zhishan asked, "What's going on with all this, why have you been gone for so long, and how did my master die?"

Qianqiong shouted: "All this is a conspiracy set up by the Hanging Moon Sect to lead us to a celebration party, and then spread rumors that there is a divine sword in Tianshan. This is all a scam, the purpose is to make us die in a foreign land, and we will never be able to return to the Central Plains, so as to take the opportunity to subdue the various major sects. If it weren't for the strong help of Yintao Shaoxia and Qingyu Shaoxia, it would be difficult for us to see each other again. But...... But I'm still late to come back, and I ...... Huashan faction," his voice choked up and couldn't say it anymore.

Kong Lingfeng said angrily: "We went to nearly five hundred people, and when we came back, there were only two hundred and forty-one people left, and half of our fellow Daoists died in other places, all of which were harmed by the Hanging Moon Sect, and there was only one purpose, in order to annex the martial artists, one sect was the only one." We must not allow them to succeed. ”

The "Anti-War Alliance" shouted loudly: "Fight to the death, uphold the justice of martial arts, and destroy the ...... of the Hanging Moon Sect"

Xiao Jiancong said loudly: "They said that the Jade Shaoxia raped the girl, that is purely a frame-up, we have investigated very clearly, it is the Hanging Moon Sect that designed the frame, their sixteen profiteers killed us and were caught by us, and all the conspiracies of the 'Hanging Moon Sect' have been confessed, we must resolutely support the Love Jade Shaoxia and make him our alliance leader." ”

Zhishan said to the people of the "Anti-War Alliance": "What is the face of Tang Yushan, everyone should know very well, don't hesitate any longer, there is only one leader of our alliance, and that is Qingyu Shaoxia." He shouted loudly to the stage: "Master Tang, if you still have self-knowledge and a trace of repentance, come down quickly, lest everyone meet each other and give their lives in vain." ”

Tang Yushan laughed and said, "How old are you, and you are here to teach me a lesson?" Hmph! I am the real leader of the Martial Arts Alliance, if you want me to give up, unless you kill me first." ”

Zhishan said angrily: "Don't be confused, if the young man of Qingyu really wants to kill you, where is your life? ”

Tang Yushan scolded: "You old bald donkey, don't talk nonsense, this ** doesn't dare to kill me at all." He is full of evil, he has done all the bad things, and he will never be the leader of the alliance, I am the real leader of the alliance. ”

Zhiyong said angrily: "If you are obsessed, it is difficult for me to be compatible. He said loudly to everyone: "Kill this thief, let me 'anti-war alliance' unite the hearts of the people and fight against the great enemy together." ”

Everyone responded, except for the disciples of the Rain Sword Sect, who all waved their swords and swords and shouted and scolded loudly on the stage. Although there are also voices shouting support in the "New Martial Alliance", the number is scarce, and its momentum has become one-sided, and the rest of the people love Master, classmates, brothers, and friends, and are silent.

Qingyu said coldly: "Don't think that I don't dare to kill you, whoever stands in my way today will die, and you martial arts scum deserve to die even more." Choked and drew his sword out of the sheath and forced it towards Tang Yushan.

Tang Yushan was shocked, kept retreating, hovering left and right between the alliance leader and life, and finally raised his life If he lost his life, where was the alliance leader to do, he was about to open his mouth to beg for mercy but heard a crying and scolding, and looked around, but saw two or three hundred girls climbing up from the side of the mountain and rushing to the front of the stage, pointing at Qingyu and scolding the thief, crying that he had been raped and humiliated, and his family was also killed by Qingyu. Qingyu was surrounded in the middle, unable to argue, and couldn't fight, so she could only jump out of the crowd to dodge, and the "victims" were in hot pursuit, and Qingyu was so embarrassed that she was extremely distressed, and everyone secretly sighed that the trick of "Hanging Moon Sect" was enough to damage.

Xiao Jiancong said angrily: "These resentful women are clearly pretending to be people from the Hanging Moon Sect, for the sake of the overall situation, the only way to solve the dilemma of the Jade Young Hero is to kill them." ”

A group of people who returned from the Tianshan Mountains shouted: "Okay, let's kill this group of pseudo-resentful women first." "All of them showed their blades. The trials of life and death they had gone through had taught them that they must not be merciful to the enemy, and they all became ruthless and surrounded the "victims".

Hong Xuan asked in a low voice, "What if they are killed?"

Ren Yuying sneered: "Let them kill, as long as they are killed, this kid Qingyu is even more speechless, and the ** hat will be worn on his head forever, see how he is still the leader of the alliance." ”

Wild Tao said: "It's really a clever plan, but it's a pity that it wasn't Yintao who was framed, otherwise I would be happier." ”

Ren Yuying asked: "You hate Yintao so much, more than ten years of brotherhood, and you don't care about it at all?"

Wild Tao said loudly: "He has always pressed me as a big brother, and he seems to be stronger than me everywhere, I have long held a grudge against him in my heart, how do I know that he is the son of the enemy who killed his father, not to mention, I only have one word for him 'kill'." ”

Ren Yuying sneered: "Very good, I will let you get what you want." ”

Wild Tao looked at Yintao, Xiao Ke, and Jingwen in the distance and said coldly: "Wait, your end has come." ”

Jingwen hurriedly stopped everyone and said, "These women must not be killed, otherwise the charge of Qingyu will never be cleared." ”

Xiao Jiancong said angrily: "If you don't kill, when will they be able to get out of such entanglement." Everyone believes that Qingyu Shaoxia is innocent and will never blame him. ”

Jingwen said: "If we kill these women, he will no longer be innocent, but will be the culprit who killed them, so we can't do it." ”

Feng Yunzhi and Master Zhishan stepped forward together and said, "This girl is right, you must not do it, otherwise, this infamous Yu'er will be renowned." ”

Zhishan said: "The reason why these female donors are like this is also forced by people, God has the virtue of a good life, and I hope everyone will give them a chance to repent." ”

Kong Lingfeng hurriedly said: "Then how to get out of the young man who loves jade is surrounded?"

Feng Yunzhi said: "Yu'er will have a way, let's wait and see what happens, in case the Hanging Moon Sect will give birth to new tricks to deal with us." ”

Everyone sighed, collected their swords, and put them on the side of the "Anti-War Alliance".

Qingyu flashed around on the top of the mountain, and it was finally difficult to get rid of the siege of the "victims", and he decided to lead them down the mountain first and then make a conclusion. He ran out of the crowd and down the mountain, but he didn't run far, but he saw a large group of men and women smiling and walking towards him, led by two women, the two people he was most afraid of seeing.

A skinny monkey-like guy shouted, "Love Jade Hero, our king has come to support you." He stepped forward and whispered in his ear: "Congratulations, you will soon be a father, look at our king's belly." Qingyu recognized this person, it was a little thief who had sent a letter to Yao Yuling, claiming to be a "little ** flower carving", and he was Lin Zhongxiu's subordinate. Hearing him say that he was going to be a father, he immediately became embarrassed. "Little ** Huadiao" smiled and said: "Look at how handsome the girl next to the king is, it really makes people drool, you know? She is the first beauty in martial arts, Su Yongzhen, if you are willing to be our king, I will persuade the current king to let you rob her to be the wife of the second village master, how about it?" Qingyu almost fainted.

Lin Zhongxiu glanced at Qingyu and shouted, "*** What are you chewing on the root of your tongue again? ”

"Little ** Huadiao" laughed and said: "I am complimenting you to the young man of love." Suddenly, he heard a loud shouting and scolding, and when he looked back, he saw a group of young girls rushing towards him, and shouted, "What a lot of beautiful women! Haha, brothers are blessed this time." ”

The thieves who followed behind Lin Zhongxiu widened their eyes and secretly exclaimed, "My dear mother! "All of them drooled.

A group of women in the crowd said indignantly: "Men are all perverts, there is no good thing, our sisters are so beautiful, but you go to see those rustic little women, it is really blind." ”

A person next to him laughed and said: "This is different, everyone is a big girl with yellow flowers, how can they be like you broken flowers and willows." ”

The women shouted, "What did you say?" and pulled him over with their hands, and beat him violently under their skirts. After a while, the man had turned into a pig's head and couldn't climb up, and the people around him laughed loudly.

The "victims" surrounded Qingyu and scolded and bitten, Lin Zhongxiu and Su Yongzhen were shocked and asked, "Who are they?"

Qingyu burst out of the crowd and shouted, "Let's go, they're all crazy." ”

Lin Zhongxiu shouted: "I am not afraid of crazy people, and my brothers are not afraid of it. He said to more than a dozen people behind him: "Ladies and gentlemen, you are blessed, and you don't do it yet." ”

More than a dozen people smiled and said, "Then Lin Zhai Master, we're not welcome." He shouted to the people behind him: "Brothers, go up! The thieves behind him cheered in unison, and surged up with lewd laughter, surrounding more than 200 girls and middle-aged women, stretching out their hands to tease.

The "victims" were suddenly frightened, gathered together, and a girl shouted: "We are all suffering women who have been raped and humiliated by Qingyu's **, you can't do this to us, you will be struck by thunder." ”

When everyone heard this, they didn't know whether they should do it again.

Su Yongzhen asked, "Are you all?"

The girl nodded and said, "We are all victims of suffering. ”

Su Yongzhen couldn't help but laugh out loud, and said: "The function of that love jade is too strong, the name of ** has only been spread for a month, and there are two or three hundred women suffering, which is amazing." ”

A group of women behind him laughed and said, "It's not just amazing, it's just the god of war on the bed, how come none of the men we met can match him?"

Qingyu's face burned red, and everyone laughed and laughed.

The girl said, "I am telling the truth, I am one of the victims, even my parents were killed by him, my sister is only ten years old, and he will not let go, she is like an animal." ”

The women behind Su Yongzhen shouted: "Is there any mistake, your sister is only ten years old, you let her come out with you, does your sister have any humanity?" But this guest is quite tasteful, if you have time, you might as well come and sit upstairs with me, and you will be satisfied." ”

Another woman laughed, "He's so powerful, aren't you afraid that you won't be able to get up the next day and cut off your business?"

The woman laughed and said, "I'd love it." ”

The women laughed when they heard this, and they all said that she was crazy.

Lin Zhongxiu was furious and shouted, "Shut up for me." A finger pointed at the woman who had just slandered Qingyu and said, "Give me a bad mouth." ”

A big man said, "It's the king." He pulled the woman over, stretched out a futon-sized slap, crackled and slapped a dozen times, and immediately beat the woman to a bloody face.

Lin Zhongxiu shouted: "What are you waiting for, grab it and go up the mountain, do it!"

The thieves shouted "up", like a hungry wolf laughing and rushing forward, grabbing it. The women cried, cried, screamed, and scolded, and immediately became a mess.

Although Qingyu knew that these women were instructed by the "Hanging Moon Sect" to frame her, she couldn't get used to this kind of scene of robbing people's girls, and shouted: "Stop, you can't do this." ”

Lin Zhongxiu said loudly: "Why can't they, they framed you and besieged you, and the brothers are wrong to relieve you from the siege? She grew up in a den of thieves, and she was used to seeing this kind of scene, and she didn't feel anything wrong at all, and she only felt that she was a woman when she was in front of Qingyu, and she was just a murderous mountain king in front of all the thieves, and she would never allow anyone to slander the only man she cared about, so she was not merciless and wanted to put these women to death.

Qingyu stepped forward and said: "It can't be like this, if these women are harmed again, the people of the world will only treat me Qingyu as *** and will drown in saliva when I walk out of the door, even if I do me a favor, let them go." ”

Lin Zhongxiu said angrily: "You really don't know what to do, I did this to help you and give you anger." ”

Qingyu hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, I know, I thank you, but this is not the best way to solve the problem, it will make things happen." ”

Lin Zhongxiu replied: "I think this is the best, whoever dares to slander you, I will let him walk around without eating." ”

Qingyu was made unable to do anything by her for a while.

Su Yongzhen looked at him anxiously, smiled and stepped forward and said: "Good sister, it's really not appropriate to do this, think about it, what a beautiful young man of love jade is in front of the world, if we rob these women, even if the account is on his head, people will only think that he sent a group of thieves to rob the suffering women, how ugly it is to spread out, our young man will have no face and prestige." ”

Lin Zhongxiu asked anxiously, "Is it really so serious?"

Su Yongzhen nodded seriously and said, "How could my sister lie to you, you will understand this truth after a little thought." ”

Lin Zhongxiu said happily: "That's no better, if he is notorious and not allowed to be in the world, can't he go up to the mountain to be the king, I believe he will have a great future in this business." ”

Qingyu and Su Yongzhen almost fainted, and looked at her angrily together.

Lin Zhongxiu looked at the angry expressions of the two and smiled, walked up a few steps and shouted, "Brothers, it's enough to be happy, stop for the time being." ”

A big man hugged a girl and shouted: "Lord Lin Zhai, what do you mean, it is you who is called to rob, and you are also the one who is called to release, what about playing with us?"

Lin Zhongxiu was furious and said in a loud voice: "What about playing with you?" Jiang Zidai, do you dare to talk back again, believe it or not, I will destroy your doghead village?"

The owner of the village, who was called Jiang Zidai, stopped his mouth, lowered his head, threw the woman to the ground as soon as he let go, and shouted angrily: "Brothers, withdraw." Dozens of people dropped the woman they had grabbed and exited the crowd.

Lin Zhongxiu shouted again: "*** Tell the brothers to let people go." ”

The little ** flower carving kicked the two girls to the ground with one left foot and one right foot, and shouted: "Brothers, withdraw." Two or three hundred people followed him and retreated behind Lin Zhongyue.

The rest of the cottage owners laughed and said: "Lin Zhai master, this person has grabbed it, what a pity to let it go, it's better to let us take it, we promise to do things neatly and neatly, leaving no traces, so that no one can catch the handle, and will not cause trouble for the young man." The rest of the crowd chimed in.

Lin Zhongxiufeng's eyes widened and said loudly: "No, I can't let people laugh at my brothers." ”

More than a dozen village owners laughed and said: "What's there to laugh at, we are all thieves, robbing people is a natural thing, who dares to laugh?"

A village owner lifted the snatched woman and asked, "Do you dare to laugh at me?" The girl was already stupid by his cannibalistic face, where can she speak, the village owner snapped a big slap in the face, and scolded: "Lao Tzu asked you and didn't answer, are you looking for death?" The girl tilted her head and fainted, and suddenly screamed angrily, throwing the woman to the ground and stepping on it a few times.

Lin Zhongxiu said: "See, how can such goods be enjoyed by the brothers, besides, they are all second-hand goods that have been used, and they are not real yellow flower girls, and they have been passed out, so that people know that the brothers like this kind of second-hand rotten goods and wear broken shoes, how will we mix in the rivers and lakes in the future?"

The women behind Su Yongzhen laughed and said: "This kind of rotten goods is far worse than us, are you thieves with bad brains, you like this kind of goods, why don't you have fun with your sisters?"

They are all famous prostitutes summoned by Su Yongzhen from all over the country, all of them are extraordinary, receive a lot of customers, and the most debauched, never take the affairs of men and women seriously, and talk about obscene words and jokes casually, never on the face. Su Yongzhen is the first beauty in the martial arts, the leader of the Fengyue Field, the leader of the Qinglou women in the world, as long as she says a word, she can make a Qinglou woman ascend to the sky in one step, or let her fall into hell, so only she is qualified and capable of recruiting these three or four hundred Qinglou women who are famous in the martial arts to come and cheer for Qingyu.

More than a dozen village owners scolded the bad luck, threw the snatched woman on the ground, and shouted: "Brothers, don't want such goods, besides, we are fighting desperately this time, and it is not convenient to take a slut with his mother, as long as I can go back alive this time, I will take my brothers down the mountain to rob for five days to congratulate and withdraw." ”

All the thieves applauded in unison, threw the snatched woman back, and laughed with a group of Qinglou women.

Lin Zhongxiu shouted to a group of frightened and pale "victims": "Hurry down the mountain, don't get together to frame others again, otherwise you will die without a body." ”

The "victims" got up and gathered together tremblingly, and a young girl shouted: "We must not be cheap, those *** we are all victims, we must get justice for ourselves and our families." Sisters, follow me up the mountain, and the heroes of the 'New Martial Arts' will uphold justice for us. Then he ran up the hill, and the "sufferers" followed him and ran wildly.

Lin Zhongxiu was furious and shouted: "Looking for death, the brothers chopped them up, leaving them clean in front of their eyes and ears." The bandits didn't care if they were victims or not, and drew their swords and shouted and rushed forward.

Qingyu flashed in front and shouted: "No, I will never allow you to kill people indiscriminately like this, you are a hero, so I will leave the strength to fight with the Hanging Moon Sect, killing them will only be ridiculed by the heroes of the world." ”

The thieves suddenly became dissatisfied, and shouted: "What's going on? It's not to kill, it's not to kill, our patience is limited, and if you push and block us again, we'll let it go." ”

Qingyu said: "Thank you for coming to help, but these women must not be killed, I think we ......"

Su Yongzhen didn't wait for him to finish speaking, took everyone away, and said: "Okay, okay, this matter has to be solved by our sisters, you heroes don't have to intervene in this hand, it's not good for a man to chase and kill a group of women, and it won't sound good to spread it." ”

When the thieves saw the first beauty in the martial arts speak, they all looked at her with a smile, and nodded their heads again and again.

Lin Zhongxiu asked, "Then what should I do, I can't let them run around and talk and ruin Qingyu's reputation, right? ”

Su Yongzhen smiled: "Of course you can't let them talk nonsense, my sisters are the best at doing this." He turned back and shouted to the women of the Qinglou: "Sisters, shut their mouths, tie their hands and feet, don't let them run around and talk." ”

The women in the Qinglou said with a smile: "Sister, you can rest assured, the sisters will do it properly." They shouted and chased after the "victims".

The thieves shouted, "Well, the fight between the ladies is very interesting, brothers, don't miss the show." As soon as he did it, he ran to the top of the mountain behind the women in the Qinglou.

Qingyu said, "Thank you, Miss Su. ”

Su Yongzhen smiled: "Since you think we are friends, why are you so polite." ”

Lin Zhongxiu glared and said, "You know, and you're still here for him......?" That's ridiculous. ”

Su Yongzhen said: "What's wrong with this, if the first beauty in martial arts and the first handsome man in martial arts don't know each other, do you think this is possible? But you said that you came specifically for him, but it's not me, I've been in a panic with empty hands recently, and I'm bored to take my sisters here to relax and have some fun." Why, sister, you don't seem to be happy?"

Lin Zhongxiu shouted: "Of course I'm not happy, do you know whose it is?" Pointing to his stomach, Qingyu's face suddenly turned red, and she wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Su Yongzhen asked in surprise, "It can't be his, right?"

Lin Zhongxiu glared at Qingyu and said, "Who else dares to touch a finger of my Flying Wolf Mountain Lin Zhongxiu besides him?"

Qing Yuzhen didn't know what else she would say to embarrass herself, so she didn't dare to stay any longer, and said, "The two of you will talk slowly and I'll leave first." "Rushing to the top of the mountain.

Lin Zhongxiu said angrily: "Coward who dares to be a coward, one day I will eat you." ”

Su Yongzhen said secretly: "Even a tigress like Lin Zhongxiu can stick to the love jade, I spent eight million taels to chat with him for one night, and it seems that I have lost some." He shook his head and smiled: "You are so blessed! ”

Lin Zhongxiu sighed: "It's a pity that the child doesn't have a father." ”

Su Yongzhen comforted: "But the child will have two mothers, and I will be his godmother, you won't object." ”

Lin Zhongxiu was happy again when he heard this.