032 Why do sows howl late at night?
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Du Lingyun finished his words with difficulty, and he couldn't stay for a moment longer to leave the land of right and wrong.
"Really...... Psychopathic Maniac ......"
Du Lingyun turned around stiffly, looked at Luo San, who was still bare-bottomed, and deeply felt desperate for the rest of Du Xuefei's life......
Suddenly, for a moment...... What if you don't want her to get married.
Blue Fat Man: "......"
Luo San: "......"
"What should I do if my festival is lost?"
Luo San asked blankly.
"Pick it up...... It's not terrible to have a bad time, but it's terrible that you've given up on yourself. ”
The blue fat man said calmly.
Although it sounds like it doesn't make sense.
But it seems to make a lot of sense.
Luo San nodded!
He slowly picked up the clothes on the ground and prepared to put them on his body, and after shaking his hand, the underwear fell out of his trouser legs.
A pair of pink panties......
Also printed with SpongeBob SquarePants......
"I'll go to Uncle's!"
Luo San's face twitched wildly.
From now on, there will be no discipline!
He frantically pulled out the underwear inside, ran wildly in three steps, and buckled directly on the head of the blue fat man.
The blue fat man rolled his eyes and fainted completely.
"From now on, I am no longer Luo San!"
Luo San kicked open the wardrobe and took out a piece of clothing.
Luo San was unwilling to change into the clothes of this cultivation realm from the beginning to the end.
Because he feels that the one-piece clothes are too ugly, just like the clothes that Brother Gang said about cross talk, and he doesn't wear underwear here, the feeling of flying freely makes him uncomfortable, and sometimes he is often impulsive. In order to avoid embarrassment, it was necessary to bring it all the way from the earth.
Looking at himself in the bronze mirror and changing into a robe. He didn't even recognize himself.
After touching the stubble and shaving it clean, the new Luo San stood in front of the bronze mirror, which was definitely a big change compared to before.
The breath of youth in the 21st century, jeans, big windbreakers, small flower socks, and a faded gold chain bought for 30 yuan by a certain treasure disappeared without a trace.
In its place, there was an antique spirit, which blended in with the atmosphere of the entire cultivation realm.
"If I knew I was so handsome, I wouldn't wear earthly clothes. ”
Luo San muttered to himself.
The blue fat man pouted in disbelief!
A nasal smell stimulates the rapid necrosis of the brain's circuit boards.
The miniature robots in the body struck one after another, and the blue fat man let out a sigh, a mouthful of old engine oil sprayed out, and he fainted.
Luo San "......"
"It's really unproductive. Luo San pursed his lips dissatisfiedly, stopped paying attention to the blue fat man, and walked out of the room.
For the Zhenfu Division, he didn't have too much enthusiasm to make friends in the past, after all, he was also the successor of the Du family.
The first thing he had to figure out was-
What the hell happened in these three days.
met Xiao Rou again, and Luo San simply blocked Xiao Rou at the back wall this time.
"Do you want to be here?" asked Xiao Rou softly, seemingly dissatisfied.
Luo San gasped and grabbed Xiao Rou's shoulders with both hands. "Yes, yes, yes. ”
Xiao Rou snorted, and finally compromised.
I saw her gently unbutton her collar and look at Luo San silently.
Luo San also unbuttoned his clothes, his face red and his ears red.
"I'm going to ...... You"
"Hurry up......" Luo San urged.
"Okay. A flash of tenacity flashed in Xiao Rou's eyes.
She lifted her clothes and danced her body, and threw them into the sky, as beautiful as a fairy scattering flowers.
The pink dress blows in the wind.
The slender fingers slightly cocked the orchid and glided lightly in front of the nose.
"Am I beautiful?"
Xiao Rou asked softly.
Especially in the back wall, no one has passed, and it is simply a paradise for the two of them to be alone.
Luo San took a look!
Luo San: "......"
I glanced at Xiao Rou again-
"I'll fuck your uncle!"
......
"Can you drink a kung fu tea normally?"
......
Xiao Rou heard Luo San's reprimand, and felt aggrieved, and hurriedly picked up the kettle, the slender long spout pot surrounded her body, and the tip of her mouth just stopped in the teacup in Xiao Rou's bending.
Luo San picked up the cup and sniffed it carefully.
"It's no different from five dollars and three catties of tea. ”
Luo San pointed at Xiao Rou.
"Actually...... These three days...... Nothing happened, it was all false rumors. ”
"Oh?" Luo San was puzzled.
"After Lord Zhenfu Division sealed you as a running maniac, you are definitely famous. Far more majestic than Gabriel. ”
Luo San couldn't help but nod.
Isn't that a matter of course?
Otherwise, eighteen laps would not have been in vain.
Day 1......
Yichun Courtyard, which is frequented by running maniacs, is on fire.
Seventy-eight girls were also on fire.
Then someone asked, "Excuse me, what kind of person do you think Lord Luo is?"
Girl Xiaoli: "He is an idle person, as soon as he comes in, he must order seventy-eight girls, and those who are over eighteen do not want to." ”
Girl Xiaofang: "He's a lovely person...... The little pants he wore were so cute, but they were really small. ”
When Luo San heard this, he sweated wildly!
......
That's SpongeBob SquarePants' nose, hey!
......
Girl Cuihua: "He must be impotent, he called so many girls, and he didn't leave anyone at night." ”
Then the next morning, a text shocked the entire Rock Creek County!
A generation of five-second real man running maniacs.
Day 2......
In the middle of the night, the belly pockets of unmarried girls in all large and small families in Rock Creek County mysteriously disappeared.
A few girls came to the streets crying and complaining...... Defiled.
Then someone asked, "Who do you think it will be?"
Girl Xiaoli: "He's ...... in five seconds"
The girl Xiaofang said shyly: "He runs fast...... I didn't see it clearly, but we came twice in the dark. ”
The girl Xiaoli expressed dissatisfaction: "Mad demon, I your whole family." Why do you remember it to my mother! Why do you talk to someone else twice! Once with me? Where am I worse than her?"
When Luo San heard this, he galloped for a while.
Luo San emphasized.
"I was lying in bed at that time!"
Xiaorou's face turned pale......
Shouldn't it be in bed?
Is it still a bridge earthquake?
"It's a hairy bridge. ”
"What the hell is Qiao Zhen!"
Luo San collapsed.
But Xiao Rou continued.
The girl Cuihua said, "Yes...... The taste is not bad, I think the male on the female bottom helps delay the time. ”
So, the three women fought.
Naturally, a line of text appeared early in the morning of the third day.
Five seconds of real men!
It's a flower thief!
Why are the girls in Yichun Courtyard repeatedly hacked? Why are women's underwear frequently stolen? What is hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of little? Is it a human being or a ghost when the old nun's door is knocked on every night? Why is a ninety old lady dying naked on the street? Why are hundreds of female donkeys screaming in the middle of the night? Who is responsible for the serial rape of sows? Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the degradation of morality? Is it a sexual outburst or hunger and thirst for helplessness?
Day 3......
"Wait......"
"Needless to say. ”
Xiaorou: "On the third day, it was really ......"
Luo San: "Don't talk about it......"
"Sure enough, a lot of pigs died on the streets......"
it!
Luo San collapsed.
looked at Xiaorou without any thoughts.
Sure enough, there was no festival at all!
But!
But he has a Mao relationship with Lao Tzu!
Lao Tzu has been in bed!
Really in bed all the time.
I'm not saying it has to happen in bed.
No way!
Lao Tzu would not go to the streets to do such a thing.
Luo San's explanation looked unbelieving in Xiao Rou's eyes.
With no face to face Xiao Rou, Luo San hurriedly left this place of right and wrong.
"No......"
Luo San said: "I must, in order to prove my innocence!"
"I have my own public opinion information now?"
"However, with the paparazzi spirit and PR concept of the earth, it must be fine. ”
Luo San nodded again and again, and walked to Du Lingyun's study in a blink of an eye.
At this time, there were many people sitting in the study.
Among them are representatives of the four major families.
When Du Lingyun saw Luo San, he was shocked.
This feeling is the most familiar.
If Luo San gave him a different temperament before, he also summarized Luo San's abnormality to the changes after being seriously injured.
So now, that Roger is back.
The former Roger has always given him a terrible and eerie feeling.
This is also the reason why he didn't stop the two from dating, he expected that Luo San would become a big deal.
Now!
It's the same as it was at the beginning!
If the current Luo San can help the Du family get through the predicament, then the previous Luo San will be able to completely suppress the other families.
Not self-confidence!
Instead, he gave a very positive affirmation to the former Luo San.
He is the only one who has seen the former Roger, a decisive man.
"Luo ...... Roger!"
Du Lingyun's heart trembled.
Luo San's brows froze and he looked around at everyone.
"It's all here. ”