"What, you old immortal. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info "The woman who sold the pork jerked the pork in her hand onto the chopping board. He ran out with a knife and shouted, "You old immortal, you say it again." ”

Fu Lao couldn't help but step back, shaking his hands and denying: "I... I didn't... Not... Just as he was about to stretch out and point at Bai Mu, his waist was pinched by Bai Mu fiercely, and he spit out words in pain.

"Yes, yes, yes? I said Fu Lao, even if you want to, you can't admit it..."

"You, you, you..." Fu Lao was stunned by Bai Mu's angry speech, and when he finally wanted to say it, Bai Mu pinched it again.

In such a stalemate, Bai Mu looked at the woman who was approaching with a pig-killing knife, and after seeing the opportunity, he pushed Fu Lao out. But it's okay not to push, but with a push, Fu Lao's outstretched hand directly grabbed the bulge on the woman's chest.

This... But it's really fun to play Dafa...

Bai Mu looked at the volcanic eruption with a red face, picked up the pig-killing knife and chased after the woman who Fu Lao had chopped. sighed helplessly: "Old Fu, don't blame me for this. It's you, and you're not in the middle of it. ”

While Bai Mu sighed, the old man who was killed by the pig girl chased after him for dozens of circles. When he finally stopped, he gasped and put his breath on Bai Mu's shoulder and said, "Good boy, you dare to harm me, look at how I... How to clean up..."

You...

It's just that he hasn't finished the word 'you' yet. An old shriveled hand stretched out, grabbed his ear and said, "Okay, others told me that I still don't believe it." I didn't expect you old pervert to really have such a big thief guts..."

Bai Mu looked helplessly at the woman who was scolding Fu Lao, and then at Fu Lao, who had been saying that he had misunderstood. finally sighed and said, "Auntie, you misunderstood him." ”

Although I didn't understand, why Bai Mu suddenly became kind. But Fu Lao still said excitedly: "Yes, yes, he is right, you misunderstood me... Misunderstanding..."

"Well, yes. Uncle, he didn't do anything to be sorry for you, he just touched the pork girl's breasts, and wanted to be with her for a long time. Bai Mu is serious.

"Okay, you still want to be long, see if I don't cut you. ”

"You little bunny..."

"What's small, see how I clean you up when I go back. ”

Bai Mu glanced at Fu Lao, who was looking at him angrily, but was dragged back in pain, for some reason, he suddenly felt that the scene in front of him was very familiar.

"I haven't seen you for a long time, and you're running away blindly. His ears suddenly hurt, Bai Mu turned his head sideways and saw Su Jing's delicate jade face.

This is really Su Jing...

It's just that this Su Jing seems to be what she looks like when she grows up. This look is a little familiar, but I can't remember it for a while.

"Hey, what about you, what are you doing?" Su Jing seemed to be a little displeased.

Relieving himself, Bai Mu looked around. At some point, the surrounding scene had changed, no longer the village, but a quaint mansion.

"Sister Luo, I'm going to give birth. You're still here in a daze, and you don't look like a father at all. Su Jing let go of the plain hand and said dissatisfied.

Sister Luo?

"Wow wow..."

Just as he was stunned, a baby's cry suddenly came into his ears. The next moment, he saw a midwife, holding a pair of babies, walked to his side excitedly and said with a smile: "Congratulations to Master Bai, congratulations to Master Bai, I gave birth to a dragon and phoenix fetus." ”

Su Jing stepped forward to tease the baby, and then raised her head lightly, looking at Bai Mudao: "Your children have been born, why don't you hurry up and come over and hug you, you are still standing there stupidly." ”

It's mine... Child?

Bai Mu walked over with some surprise, holding the cute baby, and couldn't help but tease. This is my child.

After hugging like this for a while, Bai Mu walked into the house under the urging of the midwife and Su Jing.

At this moment, in the room, Liu Xin and Liu Wei were standing aside. The beautiful Luo Mi was lying on the bed. The green silk was scattered, and some of it was stuck to his face with sweat, as if he had experienced a big battle.

Luo Mi, who was lying down with a somewhat pale face, wanted to stand up when he saw Bai Mu's walk in: "Master." ”

"Lie down, lie down. Bai Mu stepped to the bedside, held Luo Mi's hand, and said with concern: "Thank you for your hard work." ”

Rao is cheeks were faintly pale, and he was still so peerless. Luo Mi smiled and said, "Master, we have our child." ”

Reaching out to wipe the sweat from Luo Mi's forehead, Bai Mu smiled and nodded: "Well, our child." ”

"Sister Luo's child, so cute. In the future, I will also give birth to one. ”

Liu Wei on the side teased the child, looked at Liu Xin and said, "Sister, you also want to have a child with the master." When the time comes, we will be happy as a family. ”

was crimson by Liu Wei's jade face, Liu Xin said angrily: "I just passed the door, and I am not ashamed to say such things." ”

Liu Wei said indifferently: "Anyway, it's all a family, what can't be said." ”

Su Jingyi nodded lightly: "Yes, it's already a family, so you don't have to be too restrained." ”

Listening to these ridiculous words, Bai Mu raised his head, looked at the familiar cheeks in front of him, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart. This heart demon tribulation is really getting harder and harder every time, and this more and more beautiful thing is constantly tempting. Let yourself sink step by step, and it is difficult to extricate yourself.

"Master, what's wrong with you?" Luo Mi stared at Bai Mu's slightly sad face and said with concern.

You, after all, are still so gentle.

Bai Mu closed his eyes that were full of Luo Mi's figure, but all this was still fake after all.

This hundred-turn heart demon, one life after another, one catastrophe after another, is getting more and more real and deeper after all.

Or become a beggar, beg for a lifetime, and then fall in love with an official eunuch woman for Su Jing and work hard for her. But in the end, there was no gap between life and life, and they couldn't fall in love, and they both died in love.

Or for a person who cultivates immortals, constantly cultivating and killing. Until he met his beloved Luo Mi, became an immortal couple, let go of killing thoughts, and retired to the world. That wasting time was full of happiness.

But the cause of the year, the fruit of today, what should come will still come, and his beloved will eventually be harmed by the enemy. After all, he stepped on the demon road again, killed to the top of the Nine Heavens, and was finally besieged to death by the powerhouses of this continent.

In another life, he has been a sword immortal of Qing cultivation since he was a child. Liu Wei and Liu Xin, two companions who met in the master's school, floated in the world together, and finally the time limit was approaching.

In another life, he was born as a genius child, and became the youngest prime minister of the dynasty, and he was extremely honored. But I can't escape the passage of time. Until he died of old age, he finally realized that life was just an empty dream in the end. Fame, fortune and wealth are also fleeting.

In that life, he was a monk. In the ancient temple, he was accompanied by green lanterns, and all that accompanied him was the countless scriptures, the lasting sound of wooden fish beating, and the swaying incense. Until later, every month, a woman came to offer incense and talk to her.

Although he never spoke, only chanted, the woman seemed to not give up, and came every month.

"Master, I've come to see you. Your Buddha robe is old, I'll help you make it up. ”

"Master, the wooden fish you knocked on is so good. It's more moving than the music I've ever heard. ”

"Master, a sister from a neighboring village has married today. I'll get some candy and I'll try it with you. ”

"Master, it's time to repair this ancient temple, I'll find some people to help you repair it another day. ”

"Master, you see that I changed my makeup today, is it beautiful. ”

She turned the light figure, letting the hem of the plain gauze skirt flutter lightly, as if she wanted to dance for him. It's just that he is still so quiet, and at most he has a faint Buddhist principle and promise.

The master of this voice, day after day. This time and again, the cycle repeats. For three months, she didn't show up.

"Master... I'm coming..."

"Hmm..."

Until that day, she wore a red robe, slowly stepped into the main hall, and put on the three pillars of incense. Shaking turned around and looked at his face, revealing softness: "I... I'm getting married. ”

At that moment, the Buddha beads were scattered all over the ground. He raised his head and stared at the gold-lacquered ancient Buddha, as if asking, Buddha, why, my heart hurts?

At that moment, the girl's red dress passed by him and stepped out of the hall. The rain was pouring outside the hall, and his hazy eyes seemed to see the golden Buddha crying.

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