Chapter Twenty-Nine: Stinky Hooligans?

"Senior brother, thank you for your great kindness! If you need it in the future, please just ask, you will definitely go to the soup and fight the fire!"

In a hidden cave, Xiao Shan was almost mummified by Fang Ping. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 info Fortunately, the Split-Wing Flying Tiger will only attack physically, and although the wounds are serious in some places, they will not hurt the muscles and veins at all, and if you eat more Recovery Pill, you will be able to heal soon.

"Haha, no, no. Beside the bonfire, Fang Ping laughed and shook his head, and then pointed to the huge objects piled up like a black hill on the side and said, "You just need to give me the body of this abyss python." ā€

Hearing this, Xiao Shan was slightly stunned, but he couldn't figure out how such a large python corpse was brought anyway. Don't mention any Qiankun bags, this thing can be decorated with small objects such as weapons and spirit stones, and I'm afraid it's hard to fit even half of it.

However, Fang Ping couldn't explain this problem to him. No matter how small things are, they only occupy one slot in the inventory, and even if they do, they may not understand it.

"If you want it, you can just take it. "Xiao Shan is not a stingy person, everyone has saved their lives, what is a dead spirit beast, not to mention a spirit beast in the realm of Jindan is not worth a few dollars.

"Hehe, then you're welcome. You eat first, I'll go get some water. ā€

Fang Ping grinned and brought the roasted rabbit meat to Xiao Shan, while he himself got up and went to a puddle of water deeper in the cave.

The puddle is connected to a natural spring in the cave, and the water is so clear that it can be drunk directly.

"Senior brother's name is Fang Ping?"

Xiao Shan's appetite was not large, and he only ate a rabbit leg and stopped. Looking at Fang Ping, who had been climbing up and down on the Earth Abyss Python, doubts and worries coexisted in his eyes.

"Yes, how do you know?" Fang Ping didn't look back, his attention was always on this spirit beast.

"Hehe, a few days ago, I fought with the Netherworld Cultivator, and the name of my junior brother has already spread all over the Yuan Demon Realm, and now it can be said that everyone knows about it. Xiao Shan said with a smile.

"Oh, yes. Fang Ping's answer was a little careless, and his hands kept beating on the corpse of the Earth Abyss Python, especially on the head.

Seeing this, Xiao Shan pursed his lips, his eyes flashed slightly, and then he spoke again: "I heard that the junior brother used a magic weapon to break the hidden technique of the Netherworld Hidden Cultivation, such a powerful magic weapon, it can't be a legendary immortal weapon, right?"

"Oh. ā€

Fang Ping, who was busy with work, nodded subconsciously in response.

"Is it really an immortal artifact?!"

Xiao Shan's emotions suddenly became excited, and he sat up from the ground with a bang, looking at Fang Ping's eyes full of disbelief.

Fang Ping finally turned around and saw Xiao Shan's exaggerated reaction, he couldn't help blinking, and said blankly:

"Ahh

"I'm ......"

The body that had just sat up fell down softly in an instant, Xiao Shan only felt tightness in his chest, and he was almost so angry that Fang Ping vomited blood.

However, he was still quite patient, and in order not to let Fang Ping return to his previous state again, he hurriedly asked: "It's the magic weapon that Senior Brother broke the Netherworld Hidden Cultivation Technique before, isn't it an immortal weapon with such a big function?"

"Oh~~ You said that!"

Fang Ping looked suddenly enlightened, and Xiao Shan rolled his eyes when he saw it. Grandma, you didn't listen to me just now!

But although he was angry, he still had to keep smiling: "Yes, that's it." ā€

"Hmm......" Fang Ping pondered, and then ......

"Well, I don't know. ā€

"Uh......"

"Poof~~~Oh my God!Let me die!Ah~~~"

Xiao Shan wanted to commit suicide.

In fact, what Fang Ping said was indeed the truth, the things in the "Legion Era" and the magic weapon of the Xiuzhen world itself are not the same kind, just like the weapons and equipment in the Yamaguchi Mountain and the Masturbation, the mechanism setting has no commonality, and there is no way to compare it at all!

"Oh, dude!"

Just when Xiao Shan was almost crazy, Fang Ping's big face suddenly stepped forward, his eyes staring at him deadly, and the effective distance between the two was less than ten centimeters.

Xiao Shan subconsciously protected his chest, and said with an extremely nervous expression: "What...... What's wrong?"

"You care so much about my magic weapon~~ Is there some ulterior motive?!" Fang Ping's eyes narrowed slightly, his face was serious and terrifying, and there was a thick yin and yang weirdness in his words.

Hearing this, Xiao Shan's little heart twitched instantly, and a smile desperately squeezed out of his face, and he said in a panic: "No...... I didn't ...... No, my brother treats me like a mountain...... How could I ......?"

"I said you...... Don't you really want one?hehehehe......" The seriousness suddenly turned into a cheap smile, Fang Ping raised his eyebrows, and looked like he had the truth under control.

"Uh?......"

Xiao Shan was stunned, but he didn't know how to continue.

"Hahaha! Look at you so nervous! I must have guessed it! Haha, just say it if you want to, it's all your own brothers, what's so embarrassing! Here you go. ā€

In the midst of laughter, Fang Ping generously pressed a multi-functional tactical helmet on Xiao Shan's head. With such an atmospheric appearance, he is a nouveau riche who is alive and well.

The sudden darkness made Xiao Shan nervous again, and hurriedly took the foreign object off his head.

"That's what it is...... This thing is a treasure with a function comparable to that of a Taoist weapon, so give it to me? hiss~~ There will be no fraud, right......"

Looking at the strange helmet in his hand, Xiao Shan's heart was extremely complicated.

"Huh, there is not the slightest fluctuation of Yuan Force, how is it possible?!"

Subconsciously injected Yuan Li into it, Xiao Shan found that this helmet did not give him the slightest feedback. In this way, isn't it even the lowest level magic weapon?

"Hey, junior brother......"

Xiao Shan turned his head and was about to ask Fang Ping the reason, but he didn't expect to see a pair of smooth and white big butts.

The next second, screaming......

"Ah!! stinky rascal! what are you doing?!!"

Fang Ping was really startled by this sudden shout, turned around and said a little timidly: "Take a bath, what's the matter...... Is there something wrong?"

He was covered in blood from rummaging through the corpse of the Earth Abyss Python, just enough to wash it in a puddle.

However, he didn't turn around tightly, and the giant thing that showed the true colors of a man was like an elephant trunk, which was thrown very rhythmically between his legs, which was really eye-catching. Owning such a big thing has always been something that Fang Ping is proud of.

"Ah!! dead pervert! Turn around! Turn around!!"

Xiao Shan exclaimed again, his eyes closed tightly, and he refused to open anything.

"What are you doing here, you're not a woman. The two old men are still shy, who doesn't know who has what?" Fang Ping pursed his lips, but walked straight to Xiaoshan. "It's time for the medicinal effect of the Recovery Pill to pass, so let's wash it together." If you can't move, I'll help you. ā€

Feeling the sound of footsteps getting closer and closer, Xiao Shan was shocked in his heart and hurriedly wanted to retreat, but ......

Behind him is an impregnable rock wall.

"Come on, I'll help you undress first. ā€

When he came to Xiao Shan's side, Fang Ping used Yuan Force to shatter all the bandages around his body, and then grabbed his collar and began to tear it hard.

"Ahh

Xiao Shan was about to go crazy, his hands and feet were constantly struggling, and his cheeks were already red and hot. He was sitting, Fang Ping was standing, this awkward position just made the huge thing against his cheek, although he didn't touch it, he could still feel the warm breath coming to his face.

Masculine and maddening.

"Hey, hey, if you don't wash it, you don't need to react so much, how do you feel like I'm going to rape you. After some unsuccessful efforts, Fang Ping pursed his lips and gave up helplessly. Is there anything to be embarrassed about between the two great men, on Earth, there are dozens of people taking a public bath!

Suddenly, a very bad thought appeared in Fang Ping's mind, he only felt a chill behind his back, and couldn't help but cover his ass.

"Hey, I said buddy, you're not going to be GAY, are you?!"

ā€œ......ā€

"Woooooooo

Without Xiao Shan's answer, outside the entrance of the cave, a tiger roar that was obviously full of anger came in.

Fang Ping's eyes froze.

The Split-Winged Flying Tiger is still chasing after all!