Chapter 2 Worry-free food and clothing
Thor smiled embarrassedly and said: "Returning Yang, naturally it is impossible, just now the eldest brother had a heavy hand and split your flesh to pieces, you also know the Dao, there are too many fake and shoddy things in this world, it is really impossible to prevent it!"
Mo Wen's mind turned sharply, he put his arm around Thor, and said with a flattering smile: "Then what is the best way for the eldest brother? Don't let me be reincarnated, don't let me return to yang, you have to give me a way to live, you can't let me be a lonely ghost!"
The immortal general next to him turned his eyes, came to pay attention, and said to Mo Wen: "Although you can't return yang, you can be reincarnated!"
Mo asked suspiciously, "Isn't reincarnation reincarnation?"
The god shook his head and said, "Reincarnation is reincarnation, reincarnation is reincarnation, reincarnation is the merging of your soul with a physical body, and reincarnation is the erasure of the soul imprint and everything starts anew!
Mo asked for a while in his heart, that is, he could carry the memory of the present
Originally, after Lao Tzu survived the catastrophe, he would be able to ascend to the immortal realm after practicing for another hundred and eighty years, and if he ascended, there should be his own name on the immortal book, but he was tossed by the thunder god, ruining his own body cultivation, not to mention, even his physical body was crushed!
Don't ask a spirit, yes, if you are reincarnated, there will definitely be a sense on the immortal book, this public for personal gain is a violation of heaven, even the legendary Jade Emperor does not dare to defy the law, not to mention the thunder god who is in charge of the heavenly calamity.
Mo Wen's eyes rolled, he thought about it, frowned and said: "That's not good, how can I say that I am also a cultivator who has experienced the Heavenly Tribulation, how can I return to the Nether Realm to be reincarnated, it is better to wipe out my soul imprint, and everything will start again!"
Thor was shocked in his heart, and hurriedly put his arm around Mo Wen's shoulder, and said kindly: "I said brother, you have to think about it, you are reincarnated, not to mention whether you can cultivate or not, even if you get the opportunity to cultivate, then not only do you not have the memory of now, but you also have to experience a new catastrophe, and the chance of success is very small!"
Mo Wen impatiently broke free of Thor's arm and said, "Although reincarnation has memories, it is not all over again, can you let me fly up without experiencing the Heavenly Tribulation?"
Thor's face twitched, he was ruthless, and said with a smile: "What is our relationship? It's brothers, it's not a matter of words, as long as my brother is reincarnated, brother, I will directly save you from the catastrophe, how about it?
Mo Wen shook his head and said depressedly: "It's still not good, when I reach the lower realm, I don't know who Lu Dao will be reincarnated into, if I can't even support myself, how can I cultivate?"
The immortal general next to him rolled his eyes and said, "You just have to rest assured, as long as you agree to reincarnate, I will let you have no worries about food and clothing in the nether realm, and without any effort, someone will obediently send you money, how about it?"
Mo Wen looked at the god general in surprise and said, "Really?"
The god laughed at the treacherous plan in his heart and said, "Of course it's true, it's more true than gold!"
Mo Wen saw the two compromise, knowing that his guess was right, then he shook his head and said: "It's still not good, after I am reincarnated, I have no cultivation, if I meet my peers and are slaughtered, then I am very wronged!"
Mo Wen rolled his eyes, hugged Thor and said: "Big brother, hehe, do you have any worthless things, give two to your brother, like Taishang Laojun's Jin Dan, Yaochi Holy Mother's peach or something, just give dozens of them, but first say don't give too valuable things, otherwise your brother will be in a hurry with you!"
Thor almost fell, Taishang Laojun's Jin Dan, Yao Chi Our Lady's peach, this is not precious, I still want dozens, Lao Tzu can't eat a few for thousands of years, the Jade Emperor's stinky boy is not even willing to drink wine, that Jin Dan peach is not like a baby pimple, eating one will make him feel distressed for hundreds of years.
Thor shook his head, took out a golden pill from his bosom ruthlessly, and said: "Brother, this is the Da Luo Jin Dan, you take it with the body of the soul now, you can condense into a Yuan Baby, after reincarnation, you can directly reach the cultivation of the Nether Yuan Infant Realm, and it is full of stamina, it is also very good for your ascension, I am reluctant to eat this Jin Dan brother!"
Mo Wen hurriedly took it, opened his mouth to swallow it, and said with an unhappy face: "Big brother, my brother has said, don't give me valuable things, look at you, really, don't you treat me as a brother, don't you take me as an example, do you know it?"
Thor watched Mo Wen swallow it nonchalantly, feeling distressed, but he still reluctantly smiled and said: "Hehe, we are brothers, naturally we are blessed to share, brother, are you going to reincarnate now!"
After Mo Wen swallowed the golden pill, his body gradually solidified, and the golden light flashed all over his body, it turned out to be like an entity, Mo Wen knew in his heart that this golden pill was really extraordinary, his eyes glanced around the Thunder God Palace, and he always felt that something was calling him, and he felt a little reluctant!
Mo Wenqiang squeezed out a few tears and said, "Big brother, I don't know when I will see you again, I will miss you, big brother!"
Thor was greatly moved, hugged Mo Wen and squeezed out a few tears and said: "Brother, fate, I am like a brother at first sight, and my brother is reluctant to let you go!"
Mo asked "crying" and said, "Today I want to have a few drinks with my eldest brother, one should be for my brother and my hero, and the other should be to celebrate our acquaintance, how about it?"
Thor laughed arrogantly and said: "Good brother, if my brother is not even willing to give up a few glasses of water and wine, won't it make people laugh, come on, get drunk with my elixir, I will give my brother practice!"
One wine meets a confidant, and the second time is a farewell, it is really the tears of those who see it, and the sadness of those who hear it
Thor raised his head and continued to take a sip of wine, his head swayed, looking at the lobby of the Thunder God Palace, he was stunned, he felt as if something was different, he waved his hand and called the immortal general next to him, and said drunkly: "I said little Leizi, do you see what is different in this lobby? Why do I feel so empty?"
The immortal general looked around, shook his head and said: "No, Lei Jun, are you drunk, our Thunder God Palace is originally very empty, except for a few tables and stools, the most valuable thing is"
The immortal will be stunned, and the two of them can't help but look at the hall!
Thor and the immortal general looked at it for a long time, turned their heads and stared at the small ones with affection for a while, and shouted loudly in unison: "Soul Sword!"
Thor frantically tugged at his head for a while, and then said in annoyance: "The soul sword handed down by Emperor Pangu is gone, my God, you cut me to death, when did you lose it?"
The immortal general's body couldn't help but tremble, and he said in a low voice: "Yesterday it was still above the lobby, and now I find that it is gone, and the only outsider who has come here during this time is your brother!"
Thor's eyes were bloodshot, and he shouted: "Come on, come on, quickly intercept that grandson back to Lao Tzu, don't let him run away for me!"
The immortal general pulled the sleeve of the thunder god and said, "Lei Jun, it's too late now, he has already gone to the Nether to reincarnate!"
Thor's eyes were dull, and he said leisurely: "It's bad, what can I do, the soul sword is brewed by heaven and earth, and now it is left in the world, how can I explain it to the emperor?"
The immortal general lowered his head and pondered for a while, then suddenly raised his head in surprise and said: "Lei Jun, more than 10,000 years ago, Taishang Laojun once made a divination, didn't he say that this sword would be lost twice before he could find the true owner?
Thor was agitated for a while, and muttered in his mouth: "Yes, Lao Jun said this, but he has not lost it before, how can he be the master of the soul sword!"
The immortal general next to him smiled and said: "Lei Jun, have you forgotten? More than three thousand years ago, there were also people who were broken by your body, and their souls broke through the sky, and they came to this Thunder God Palace, don't forget, how could ordinary soul things come to the immortal realm, not to mention that this is still outside the Nine Heavens!"
Thor shook his head depressedly: "Why doesn't Benjun remember?"
A black line slipped off the face of the immortal, if you are still like now, in addition to playing mahjong every day, you are drinking by yourself, and one day you will even forget yourself!
Of course, the immortal general didn't dare to say this, he smiled flatteringly and said: "More than three thousand years ago, there was a cultivator who was broken into pieces by you, and his soul came to our Thunder God Palace, we went through a long time of persuasion and inducement to get that person to agree to reincarnation, but I didn't expect that person to steal the soul sword, Lei Jun ordered us to hunt him down for thousands of miles, and intercepted him back!"
Thor took a sip of water and hurriedly asked, "What happened then?"
"Of course you are furious, Lei Jun, you beat that man hard, and reincarnated him as a stone!"
When Thor heard this, he laughed proudly: "Yes, Ha Luha didn't expect that Benjun still has such a glorious history, if you don't say it, I'm about to forget!"
The immortal general's face darkened, and he continued to ask, "Lei Jun, have you really forgotten who that person is?"
Thor was stunned for a moment and said, "Don't beat around the bush with Benjun, let it go if you have a fart!"
The immortal general bowed his head and said: "After absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon for more than two thousand years, that stone finally broke out one day, and because of this matter, it made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, fortunately, Tai Bai Xing had a good relationship with Lei Jun, and he went around from it, so that the Jade Emperor did not discover the purpose of that person to really make trouble in the Heavenly Palace!"
Thor was dripping with a cold sweat, and said in a daze: "What are you talking about, more than a thousand years ago, the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace?"
The immortal general nodded heavily and said: "Yes, it is the Monkey King more than a thousand years ago, and the current Monkey King is defeating the Buddha!"
Thor wiped the cold sweat on his face and said, "Fortunately, last time Benjun saw that the signs were wrong, so he hurriedly asked for leave to travel with the kid from the Jade Emperor, otherwise, he wouldn't have been plucked out of his beard by the dead monkey!"
The immortal general nodded in agreement and said, "That's right, and this time your brother is the true master of the soul sword, and his future is naturally even more limitless than that Sun Monkey!"
Thor smiled proudly and said, "Of course, you don't see whose brother he is, Ha Luha"
Thor Da Lang laughed, suddenly slammed the wine jar next to him to the ground, and said angrily: "But even so, Lao Tzu still feels that he is a wretch, Lao Tzu is the only thunder god since the opening of the sky, even the old boy of the Jade Emperor gave Lao Tzu a thin face, today's incident, it is obvious that Lao Tzu has suffered, and he has not reasoned yet, I am really dead, yahh
The immortal general next to him smiled and said: "Thor doesn't have to be angry, I guess your brother is more wretched than you now, and he can't say anything about his suffering, haluha"
Thor was stunned for a moment and said, "Oh, what do you say?"
The immortal general smiled flatteringly and said: "Didn't the little god tell him just now, as long as he promised to be reincarnated, he would definitely have no worries about food and clothing, and without any effort, someone would obediently send him money!"
Thor said angrily: "This is a great good thing, how can he still have bitterness and can't say it!"
"Lei Jun, listen to me finish speaking!" the immortal general smiled mysteriously, "Food and clothing are worry-free, this clothes can also be rags, and food can also be leftovers!"
Thor said suspiciously: "What kind of nonsense, you can't say something that you can understand, speak human words!"
The god general almost vomited blood, but he didn't dare to show it, smiled weakly, and said: "At that time, the little god thought that if he was reincarnated into a rich family, maybe something would happen, so the little general thought about it, so he asked people to go to the underworld to check the book of life and death, and there happened to be a mentally handicapped little beggar who couldn't put down his face and begged, and starved to death on the street, so the little god took matters into his own hands and let your brother reincarnate in that little beggar!"
Thor was stunned for a moment, and said: "Wouldn't that offend my brother, you promised him that he would have no worries about food and clothing, and someone would send him money, if he finds out that you are lying, he will not trouble us in the future!"
The god general smiled and said: "Why doesn't Lei Jun understand? No matter how poor a beggar is, he also has clothes to cover his body, as long as he puts down his clothes, he will naturally not be starved to death, you think, a beggar takes a broken bowl and sits in the streets and alleys, of course, he doesn't have to make any effort, and someone obediently sends money over!"
"You're a genius!"