In order to escape for his life, the security guard flew straight for three days and three nights without stopping until he flew to the middle of Dianjiang. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I found a dense forest that was easy to hide, and then stopped to rest.

The security guard who stopped saw Yuan Bao's painful appearance, and hurriedly took away Yuan Bao's left hand covering his heart, and helped him rub his heart hard.

Because of the rubbing too fast, Yuan Bao's heart smoked.

Yuan Bao opened his eyes tiredly and said, "Don't rub it, it's all smoking!"

The security guard said: "It's okay, this is the recent popular fire therapy heart-warming technique! Don't worry, I'm very professional." ”

Yuan Bao sighed, and closed his eyes in distress.

The security guard saw that he was still not getting better, so he rubbed it even faster. Who knew that in the end, Yuan Bao's clothes were set on fire.

The security guard hurriedly spat on the fire for a while, and finally extinguished the fire after spitting for a long time.

The security guard was satisfied: "The fire hazard must be nip in the bud!"

The security guard flipped Yuan Bao's blackened clothes, and when he raised his eyes, the flesh and skin of Yuan Bao's heart were also blackened.

The security guard said to himself: "It looks like sprinkle some chili peppers, put some salt, and some pepper and you should be able to eat it directly!"

After a long time, the security guard saw that Yuan Bao seemed to be asleep.

I was too tired to do it, so I lay down on the grass next to Yuan Bao and fell asleep.

Sleeping until midnight, Yuan Bao woke up from his dream.

I touched my heart that still hurt faintly with my hand, and the skin of my heart was burned!

Yuan Bao looked at the security guard who was snoring and sleeping soundly on the ground, and said in his heart: "It must be the ghost of this security guard! But it's better to burn it, and it's better to burn it through! In this way, the feeling of distress will be lighter!"

Yuan Bao felt distressed and uncomfortable, and walked around the forest on foot to relax.

I didn't go far and came to a small lake in the middle of the woods.

Looking at the hazy night, the dim night light of Jiuyang was reflected in the lake. Yuan Bao remembered the scene when the fake Sophie stayed overnight with Jian Huo in the hot spring.

Yuan Bao sighed: "The love I feel is so miserable! Why is it that even an artificial person is willing to fall into the abyss! Emotions are just like this hazy night, which is really indescribable!"

Yuan Bao had mixed feelings in his heart, and walked forward without direction in the forest. It was not until dawn that I reached the edge of this forest.

Yuan Bao sat on the grass at the edge of the forest, watching the dark clouds that were rapidly gathering overhead. Xin said: "This electric frontier is really a few sunny days all year round!"

It didn't take long for the sky to be obscured by dark clouds, and lightning burst into flames in an instant. Dao Dao Thunderbolt is in the boundless Black Body Forest*** to give the people of Dianjiang who live in the caves at the root of the Black Iron Tree daily cultivation.

Yuan Bao was looking at the incessant lightning and was distracted, and suddenly heard the security guard in the sky above him shouting in surprise: "Tuhao, I finally found you!"

After that, he landed next to Yuan Bao.

Yuan Bao looked at the security guard and said, "I thought you were going to sleep for three days and three nights!"

The security guard said, "I had planned to do this, but I got up in the morning to pee and suddenly found that you were gone." I hurriedly searched around. I thought you didn't want it!

Yuan Bao looked at the security guard and said, "I don't open a company, what's the use of having a security guard?"

The security guard said, "Don't underestimate me. I know astronomy and geography. He is proficient in mathematics, physics and chemistry, and is familiar with politics, history and geography. I'll give you an analogy! I can draw the map backwards!"

Yuan Bao was surprised: "You can draw a map of Jiujiang?"

The security guard said, "Of course! I didn't tell you just now. I can draw it the other way around. ”

Yuan Bao ran to the bottom of the tree behind him and took a branch, and kicked the ground grass flat with his foot.

He said to the security guard: "You draw me a map of Jiujiang." ”

The security guard was puzzled: "It's a lot of brains to draw this!"

Yuan Bao looked at the security guard's expression and smiled: "Anyway, how many gold coins do you want?"

The security guard smiled: "You don't need gold coins." But you have to promise me that you can't leave me alone again. I'm older and not in good shape! Maybe I can help the local tyrants a lot in the future!"

Yuan Bao nodded and said, "Okay, I promise you! I will definitely let you fart in the future! Can I spend it now?"

The security guard nodded, "Yes, but I can't use your twigs." I have a pen and paper in my bag, and I will draw it for you with a pen and paper. ”

Yuan Bao praised: "This is better, it is more convenient for me to keep! I have a sofa and a writing desk in my bracelet." You sit down and draw slowly. ”

With that, Yuan Bao put the sofa and table on the grass.

The security guard looked at the lightning flashing sky.

asked Yuan Baodao: "This dark cloud, will it wet the paper when it rains?"

Yuan Bao instantly stretched out a red-roofed metal bracket temporary shed, and the roof of the shed was printed with an advertisement: "We cheat you, you cheat your father! Why bother doing this? XX health care products, we will directly pit your father!"

The security guard looked at the red ceiling that Yuan Bao had put up in an instant, looked at Yuan Bao in surprise and said, "Why do you have everything?"

Yuan Bao smiled: "I am a collector. Various bracelets and various collections. Naturally, there are a lot of miscellaneous goods that are very strange. Don't talk so much nonsense, hurry up and draw!"

At this time, an old man with a stomping duck suddenly passed by the two of them.

The stomping duck looked at the advertisement printed on the red shed, and hurriedly asked: "I don't know if the health care products sold by the two of you have a curative effect on the foot pain of the elderly?"

Yuan Bao waved his hand and said, "Uncle is wrong, we don't sell health care products." We're just passing. ”

The old man stomped the duck and said with a smile: "Are you afraid that I have no money? Ahh ”

Yuan Bao was surprised: "Is it? Where is it written?"

The old man with the stomping duck pointed to the side of the red shed.

Yuan Bao looked up and saw that it really said, "XX health care products, all diseases can be cured, everything can be cured!"

Yuan Bao was looking at it, and the old man took out the brocade bag on his waist, poured out three electric cash, more than a dozen gold coins, and handed it to Yuan Baodao: "This is the money I have saved in the past few decades, you can take it all, as long as you can give me this health care product that can cure all diseases!"

Yuan Bao smiled at the old man and said: "Money, you still have to take it! I don't have this medicine! However, I have to give you some science popularization! You see that this advertisement clearly says 'XX health care products' instead of XX medicines." Uncle, think about it, why isn't it called medicine?"

The security guard, who was drawing a map of Jiujiang, turned his head and said, "Naturally, it's pure advertising, and it has no medicinal effect!"

Yuan Bao said angrily to the security guard: "Did I ask you?

The old man who stomped the duck thought about it: "Why is it called a health care product and not a medicine?"

After thinking for a while, the old man said, "Is it that there is no curative effect, and it cannot meet the standard that medicine can cure diseases and save people?"

Yuan Bao clapped his hands and said: "Uncle finally figured it out! It is precisely because there is no effect of curing diseases and saving people, so the relevant departments do not give the drug qualification." Since you can't cure the disease and save people, why do you buy it back and do it?"

The old man who stomped the duck suddenly realized: "Yes, what the young man said is really right! I bought it back to cure my disease." Since it can't cure the disease. What am I doing with all the money I've spent most of my life trying to buy these things?"

Yuan Bao said with a smile: "It's good that the old man has figured it out! It is not easy for ordinary people to save some money after decades of hard work! If it is a disease that cannot be cured by medicines, health care products are even more hehe!"

The old man of the stomping duck shook Yuan Bao's hand and thanked him: "Thank you so much, young man! I have to hurry up and talk to my old buddies, so that they don't eat dozens of kilograms of garbage that can't cure diseases and save people every day!"

Yuan Bao smiled: "No thanks! I'm not afraid that I won't cure the disease, I'm afraid that it will be poisonous!"

The old man said, "Yes, yes! I'll go now." Farewell!"

Yuan Bao waved his hand at the old man and said, "Farewell!"

At this time, the security guard who was drawing a map shook his head and said, "There are too many liars in society now. There are also all kinds of deceptions! Young people are not easy to deceive, and they all set their sights on the elderly. It's shameful, it's hateful!"

Yuan Bao walked over and patted the security guard on the shoulder and said, "Don't fix these useless things! You and I are little people, can you manage it? Draw your map first!"