Chapter 24: Drunken Chicken
"......" Maoqiu watched Ren Fan's attitude change so quickly, and he also admired himself as a "supplier". Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Ren Fan looked at the hairball's weird little eyes, isn't this helping you?
The hairball didn't care, it fell directly to Ren Fan's shoulder, and a pair of small eyes looked at the colorful strange chickens flying inside. Ren Fan looked at the strange chicken, can you eat this thing? It's so fancy, I remember saying on TV that the more glamorous the animal, the more toxic it is.
Maoqiu looked disdainful, and was about to say that this chicken is not the kind of chicken you imagined, but after thinking about it, if this kid knew the value of this chicken, he would definitely not help himself, so he simply kept silent.
"Hey, let's talk about it, how do you get it?" Ren Fan looked around, it was full of wooden fences, which should be to stop chickens from running around, and I don't know how big it is.
The hairball let go of his eyes and wiped his saliva, yes, how to get this, this fence is not a problem, the chicken will definitely crow when he catches the chicken, and the guards will definitely find out, and then he will not be killed, maybe he will be expelled from school if it is serious!
A man and a spirit squatted in the grass, plotting a way to steal chickens.
"Why don't you fly in and bite your throat all at once? ”
"Do you think I can bite it off?" Furball opened his mouth, and there were a few baby teeth in it that hadn't grown together......
Ren Fan looked at the tattered teeth, or forget it, so what should I do?
The hairball is also in a hurry, and everyone who is close to it can't get it. Ren Fan suddenly remembered that his uncle and grandfather took him to catch pheasants when he was a child, and the expression on his face suddenly improved a lot, isn't it okay to get the chickens drunk? Drunken chickens are a good way to fight pheasants without injury, and the grains soaked in high alcohol will be eaten in the stomach, at most for a few minutes, and they will inevitably fall to the ground and not wake up, so they don't have to worry about the chicken's crowing and don't have to worry about damaging the chicken.
When the hairball heard it, good boy, there are so many ghost ideas, so what are you waiting for? Go back and get it!
Ren Fan and the hairball quietly retreated, returned to the valley and bought a bottle of high-alcohol liquor, a fresh corn, and quickly made the wine corn for the drunken chicken, and went up the mountain while the moonlight.
The moon is dark and the wind is high at night, and the wine is drunk with chicken.
When he came to the place just now, Ren Fan climbed over the wooden fence with his dexterity, which made the hairball look at it differently, you kid is a good hand at climbing over the wall?
Ren Fan smiled, he was really energetic in junior high school, he always went over the wall in the middle of the night to go to school all night, and now it seems that he has got a skill?
Walking quietly among the trees, he placed the sake rice on the grass path where the strange chickens often passed, and then found a hidden place to hide, waiting for the strange chickens to take the bait. In the dark night, two pairs of green first-graders were particularly oozing in the dark grass.
Half an hour, an hour......
"Clucking......" The strange chicken that has always been strong appeared in front of the two of them, and after they finished crowing. The first glance looked at Ren Fan's hiding place, and a pair of eyes stared directly at the darkness.
"Isn't it, so powerful?" Ren Fan was shocked
The strange chicken walked slowly to the place where Ren Fan was hiding with cautious steps, and Ren Fan silently thought in his heart not to be discovered......
There were a few more chicken cries behind the "cluck", and the witty strange chicken appeared in front of him, and the saliva of the hairball flowed onto Ren Fan's shoulder, and Ren Fan didn't dare to wipe it, for fear of being discovered by these strange chickens.
"Boom...... "Seven or eight chickens ran to Ren Fan's eyes, were they really discovered?"
Seeing one of the chickens rushing over all of a sudden, Ren Fan closed his eyes in despair. I saw the strange chicken jump down to a place not far from Ren Fan and eat a lot of corn in one bite!
Ren Fan opened his eyes and found that the corn he had placed was too close to the place where he was hiding......
All the strange chickens ran to grab the corn kernels, and the hairball smiled evilly in his heart: "Rob, rob, whoever grabs the most will eat whoever waits!"
A flock of chickens pecked at the corn in a few moments and left with their big colorful tails, unaware that they were about to die.
"Bang" A chicken fell to the ground in response.
Ren Fan was delighted, it seems that the strength of the wine is coming!
Two, three, all the troops who have eaten drunken rice are wiped out! Ren Fan and Maoqiu carefully stepped out of the bushes, and when they saw this group of strange chickens that were still alive just now, they laughed lewdly in their hearts. After a closer look, the strange chicken fell to the ground motionless, very good, this is the effect of the bite!
Seeing so many strange chickens, the hairballs pounced on the body at once, this, this, all taken away!
Ren Fan said with a dark face: "Three thousand weak water, only take one scoop!"
The hairball looked unhappy, but this was Ren Fan's idea, so he could only listen to him, picked the fattest and biggest monster chicken, and Ren Fan disappeared into the black with the hairball. Gently walked away, without taking away a cloud, uh, took away a chicken.
The two took advantage of the moonlight to go down the mountain, took out their mobile phones and saw that it was already 12 o'clock in the middle of the night. The dark gray bag carries the weird chicken that is still drunk, and it's really heavy......
After a lot of hardship, the two finally returned to the dormitory, and a colorful strange chicken was poured out of the schoolbag. Ren Fan looked at the hairball to see how the hairball was going to eat, the hairball looked at Ren Fan with a strange look in his eyes, and asked Ren Fan to take out Xiaoding in a strange way.
Ren Fan had to summon Xiao Ding out of the dantian, could it be that this guy was prepared......
"Well, this small pot in your bedroom can't cook this colorful treasure chicken, you must use this small ding, although I don't know how this thing is, but in my opinion, this chicken will definitely be able to stew well." ”
"Colorful Treasure Chicken?" Ren Fan looked at the hairball strangely, did this guy hide something from himself?
Maoqiu avoided saying "Oh, it's just an ordinary chicken, I guess it should be a wild *** raised by people, don't worry about it so much, look at Lord Ben showing you two hands today!"
"Wang, Wang ......" Xiaobai was holding a colorful treasure chicken in his mouth at this time, Xiaobai was half a human tall at this time, and the most important thing was that it was only one or two months old, and it had already grown so tall.
Furball sighed, "You little white dog, give me back my chicken!" After that, he floated to Xiaobai's side, ready to punish and teach this little white dog who is not very polite.
Xiaobai didn't care so much, he went directly to Ren Fan's side with the colorful treasure chicken in his mouth, put down the colorful treasure chicken, and rubbed Ren Fan's leg with his head. Ren Fan touched Xiaobai's leg and said with a doting smile: "It's okay, Xiaobai, you will also have a share when the hairball is ready." ”
The hairball was immediately unhappy, what, and still have to share it with it? It's just such a big chicken, and you have to share it with such a big dog, and you still eat a fart yourself?
Ren Fan looked at the hairball meaningfully, and the hairball smiled awkwardly, Okay, listen to you!
The hairball made a move, the colorful treasure chicken fell asleep and the air floated to the feet of the hairball, the hairball fell on the chicken, and the originally fluffy little claws showed a few sharp claws!
After plucking the hairball, he slapped his palms, and directly threw the colorful treasure chicken into Xiaoding, closed the top cover, and it was done! A small fire burned at the bottom of Xiaoding, and it was simmered over low heat, just right tomorrow morning.
Ren Fan asked in surprise: "...... Why don't you just start the stew, and don't you deal with other things, like chicken butts, or shit in your stomach?"
"Do you know what a fart is, why it's called a colorful treasure chicken? It's a treasure all over its body! Even if it's shit, it's a treasure, not to mention the chicken butt. Maoqiu said arrogantly, regretted it after speaking, looked at Ren Fan's uncertain expression, and said that he had leaked his mouth......
Ren Fan looked at the hairball, didn't know what to say, and finally asked tremblingly: "Then what do you mean is that this colorful treasure chicken is priceless?"
"Uh...... That seems to be the case......"
Ren Fan groaned for a long time, sat on the bed, and touched Xiaobai's head. He smiled and said, "Maoqiu, what you cook in this Ding is an old hen I bought outside, right? After speaking, he pretended to suck hard.
Maoqiu looked at Ren Fan with a confused expression, what do you mean? Lao Tzu turned around all of a sudden, amazing, my supplier!
"Yes, Ren Fan, you old hen should have been for several years, it's really fragrant......" After saying this sentence without any sense of shame, one person and one spirit laughed cheaply, and Xiaobai kept screaming next to him, as if to say: "Awesome, my two eldest brothers ......"
Ren Fan looked at the chicken feathers all over the ground, how to solve this chicken feathers?
Maoqiu thought about it, you put away that colorful chicken feather, this colorful chicken feather is also a treasure...... It's just that you can't eat it, and in the future, you can learn alchemy, refine qi, and use it in the formation, as for the rest, just throw it all away.
When Ren Fan heard this, he hurriedly built the most dazzling and longest multicolored chicken feather in the chicken feathers and put it away. Then I cleaned up the other chicken feathers and put them in a garbage bag, and who knew that I had stolen the chicken after throwing the chicken feathers away tomorrow?
"Okay, that's it, I'll sleep first" Maoqiu covered his mouth and said, disappearing into the air and returning to Ren Fan's dantian. Ren Fan also fell asleep on the bed all of a sudden, and Xiaobai saw that both of them were asleep, so he naturally felt bored, and suddenly curled up on the ground and slept. All that remained in the room was a small red flame and a hint of the occasional fragrance.
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In the early morning, Ying Tianshan, colorful treasure chicken breeding point. The few Jumbo chickens that were drunk by Ren Fan recovered from the drowsiness, and began to crow diligently, screaming and always feeling that something was different, as if there were fewer people in the team, or the most powerful one in the past.
A few colorful treasure chickens don't think too much, raise their heads, and even a little dizzy, staggering and began to go out today's eating activities, the yellow things can't be eaten, eat and dizzy, if you are caught eating meat unconsciously, it will be worth the loss. Living here, it's about a shrewdness, if anyone is slow, it must be the first object to be arrested, you run slowly, farmers don't catch you, who to catch?
It's just that what they don't know is that there are people other than the farmers who are worried about them. And his boss has been stewed in a pot......