Chapter 309: The General Assembly
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The spring dawn was short, and it was hazy before you knew it, but the two teenagers didn't return overnight, and they didn't know what happened to the martial arts conspiracy. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Although Xu Xian was a little worried, he didn't take it to heart, he passed on so many skills to them, and he was afraid that there were not many opponents in the world, even if he couldn't beat them, he would probably be able to escape.
Yun Yan, who was lazy in bed, helped her to make up a little, and when it was already dawn after breakfast, she took a carriage and met at the foot of Song Mountain according to the time agreed with the Three Virgins.
On the shore of Luoshui, the Three Virgins came to a reed thicket, and when they came out again, they turned into strong men, and looked carefully left and right before they swept away.
The Three Virgins had just left, and not far from the reeds, the scene of a clearing on the river beach suddenly began to distort, like a reflection of the river, rippling with the undulating waves.
An elegant figure walked out of this wave, holding a piece of pure white crystal jade in his hand, which was glowing with mist-like aura. She smiled and said, "I said how she sneaked out of the house, it turned out to be like this, I don't know what to do, I'll go up and take a look." As soon as grace turned around, she turned into a mist and drifted away with the wind.
When Xu Xian and Yun Yan arrived at the place, they saw the Three Holy Mothers who looked black and strong. Xu Xian remembered the original appearance of the Three Holy Mother, and still felt very uncomfortable.
Hiding in the shadows, Luo Shen said, "Huh", this man looks so familiar, Xu Xian, Yun Yan lazily said hello to the Three Holy Mother, and walked up the mountain together, and the venue of the martial arts conference was not in the Shaolin Temple, but in a valley in Songshan.
Along the way, Xu Xian faintly felt as if he was peeping at his eyes, but he couldn't find out the source of that gaze.
Luo Shen quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and almost thought that he had been recognized.
When the three of them arrived, the valley was already overcrowded. As far as the eye can see, they are crowded. A ring has been built in the middle of the martial arts, surrounded by stands and tents, and in front of the tents are erected wooden signs, on which is written the name of the main sect.
As soon as I heard the sound of a gong, I saw someone on the high platform, and after saying the importance of this competition, and even the hypocritical words of "friendship first, competition second", he announced the start of the fight.
Then there are martial arts masters on the stage to report to their homes, saying "long look up and long up", fists and feet, knives and swords, until someone "ah" sound, the referee announced the end of the game, if not dead, most of them will say "admiration and admiration", although the eyes are vicious like a curse.
Of course, if you can't say these four words, it's probably really a curse! But this can't be helped, everyone has signed a life and death certificate when they sign up, and there is a saying that "the sword has no eyes, and life and death are conceited".
Xu Xian thought it was quite interesting at the beginning, but after a while, he felt that it was actually quite boring, after all, there were too many differences in the level of force, and he had seen those who could really "split Huashan and sweep thousands of armies", and then looked at the masters, shouting "Split Huashan" with a knife and chopping it down, or "sweeping thousands of armies", using a sweeping leg, I really feel that it is not powerful, this is simply a fraud, refund and refund!
But before and after the VIP seats, many wealthy businessmen said that this is much more interesting than Wendou, after all, compared to poetry and writing, it is easier to understand the behavior of slashing the head with a knife.
But immediately someone smiled contemptuously, "It's all dirt buns that have never seen the world." ”
"Zhang Banxian, don't think that if you go to see the article meeting, you will be contaminated with three points of ink and become a Confucian businessman, you know a few big characters, I know better than your father. Tell me, what's going to be good about the article?"
"This ......" Zhang Banxian touched his beard and hesitated for a long time, "Just one Yun girl has covered them all!"
The Third Holy Mother turned her head to look at Yun Yan, Xu Xian sighed, Yun Yan smiled, and leaned lazily on his shoulder. and surrounded by tabernacles, he was not afraid of being seen.
At this time, it was the turn of the Three Holy Ladies to take the stage, which slightly attracted the attention of Xu Xian and Yun Yan.
The opponent of the Three Holy Mothers is also a woman, more precisely, a nun, who reported to her family: "I am the Thousand-Handed Guanyin Exterminating Master!"
Of course, at this time, there are many unknown passers-by who ask, why is it called Thousand-Armed Guanyin?
Yun Yan also asked Xu Xian this question curiously, and Xu Xian said lazily: "Because she has a thousand hands on her hands." "But of course it's a fraud!
"Guanyin?" the Third Holy Mother said: "As a disciple of Buddhism, it's not good to call yourself like this!"
The Extinction Era frowned, she saw that the three virgins were frivolous, her eyes were blank, at most she was only rough with her fists and feet, she didn't put this opponent in her eyes, and she didn't expect to question her name as a walker. "Who are you, you don't report your name and die, and you don't kill a nameless junior under the sword of Poor Ni!"
The Three Virgins couldn't help but think of the situation in the tent.
Xu Xian said: "It seems that everyone has a nickname, what is your nickname?"
The Third Lady was stunned, she really hadn't thought of so much beforehand.
Xu Xian smiled faintly and incomprehensibly, "I'll send you four words!"
The Three Virgins said in a loud voice: "I am the undefeated in the East, and I am the only one who is undefeated when I come out of the East!"
The audience was in an uproar, this nickname was too arrogant, and the three virgins were slightly proud in their hearts, this kind of name was barely worthy of her.
Only Xu Xian in the stands laughed.
Yun Yan said: "Husband, is there anything to say here?"
Xu Xian said: "I will tell you quietly, there was once a eunuch, and there is no one below...... Ahem, seriously, that's what you call yourself. "Whether it's a man or a woman, it's a dead shemale anyway.
Yun Yan smiled: "Husband, you are too bad!"
And not far behind them, Luo Shen "poofed" and smiled, and said in his heart: "But they seem to have seen Chan'er's true body, why don't they deliberately say it, there must be something strange in it, you need to explore it carefully, write this down first!"
However, before she could listen carefully, Xu Xian had already said: "I can't bear it anymore, and when she comes back, I'll tell her that I already know who you are!"
Yun Yan quipped: "Husband, aren't you afraid that she will be angry and go to Yaochi again and say that she wants to marry you?"
Xu Xian was slightly discouraged, and under Yun Yan's gaze, he immediately said proudly: "I'm not afraid, didn't I just accidentally sleep with my arms in my arms? Besides, it's not that I want to marry her, it's their brother and sister who are forcing marriage, is there any? Why do I have to be caught between them!"
Luo Shentan's mouth opened slightly, with an incredible look, "It turned out that this was the reason, no wonder, no wonder!" Many unreasonable things became suddenly enlightened, and when he was completely sober, he buried himself in writing.
And after Xu Xian showed his manhood in front of his daughter-in-law a little, under the persuasion of Yun Yan with a smile, he borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, expressed his willingness to endure it any longer, and said goodbye to the Three Holy Mothers today, and left Songshan tomorrow.
And in the stands, a duel is going on that makes the onlookers not know what expression to face, and the "Dongfang Undefeated" who originally thought that he was going to die in the ring is hitting the Exterminating Master with extremely non-standard movements!
The exterminator has already been punched and kicked three times, and her "thousand hands" have not touched the opponent yet, obviously the opponent's Min is much taller than her, compared to the battle that does not break the defense, this is even more sad!
The result was naturally that the East won undefeated! By the time the Three Virgins returned to the stands, Roselle had really disappeared.
Xu Xian and the Three Holy Mothers felt a chill in their hearts at the same time!
The martial arts conference went on until the evening, and tonight the moon was as bright as day, and there was almost no need for torches, and finally the top ten masters were decided, and even the first in the world.
There was no scene of "three days and three nights of war", but the further back, the faster it was, the more it looked, and between one move, it divided the victory and the defeat.
And the first in the world, of course, there is no one else except the undefeated East, the three virgins stretched their waists, obviously having a lot of fun! moved their legs and feet, looked up at the bright moon, felt that they had left the depression of yesterday, and said softly in their hearts: "Let's go back to Huashan!"
At this time, the spectators withdrew from the valley, but instead of becoming cold, bonfires were lit everywhere, and the servants arranged tables and chairs for a feast.
As the wine was hot, a strange music suddenly came from the depths of the valley. Flowers were sprinkled on the ground in front, prayer flags were held high in the middle, and nearly 100 people gathered around a large sedan chair, appearing in front of everyone's eyes.
"Husband, it's them!" Yun Yan exclaimed, the front of the sedan chair was firmly tied to the delicate young man and the thick-eyed young man, the sedan chair fell to the ground, all the masters shouted loudly, the curtain of the sedan chair opened, revealing one of the men wrapped in metal armor, and announced his identity in a hoarse voice.
Zoroastrian Master!
Xu Xian saw that they were safe and sound, but he was much more relaxed, but he wondered how with their force they couldn't even escape?
This Zoroastrian master naturally made everyone surrender to him without any suspense, and everyone went up to fight without any suspense, and then was defeated without any suspense. And the only ones who defeated them were those servants with white masks on their faces and black clothes, and this Zoroastrian master did not make a single move.
"How come?" there were many unbelievable voices in the valley, many of them were super-first-class masters in the rivers and lakes.
Xu Xianxin said: "People don't have the strength, will they come to you with such fanfare?"
And at this moment, he was squatting in front of the sedan chair, and said to the two teenagers with a smile: "Yo, how did you do this?"
Qingxiu young man: "Aren't you dying soon?"
Xu Xian touched his cheek: "Yes, this son could have lived for a thousand years, but now he can only live for nine hundred and ninety-nine years." ”
The thick-eyebrow boy nodded seriously, and the handsome boy was deeply ashamed that he believed this kind of nonsense.
(To be continued)