Chapter 4 This is not a friendship, it is obviously a volunteer
"Can this decoration style be a little more thunderous?" Du Feng said with disdain in his heart. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Who are you looking for?" asked two MMs in nurse uniforms with long breasts and thighs, stopping them.
"What are you doing standing here?" Du Feng wondered, generally speaking, the hospital doesn't need a welcome lady, right?
"Of course we're standing guard here!" said one of the beautiful women with a tall nose with a smile.
"Well, there are even sentinels at the entrance of the hospital, and ...... Why is Nima a woman like Meicheng standing guard, won't she be misunderstood, such as uniform temptation or something?" Du Feng complained violently in his heart, which had already ruined his three views and lost all his five senses.
"Xiao Zhen, it turned out to be you?!" At this time, another beautiful woman standing guard recognized Xiao Zhen.
"yes, we're here to socialize. Teacher Jane covered her mouth and chuckled.
"Oh, it's you, Xiao Zhen, I can't even recognize you when you become more and more beautiful!"
"Take us in. Xiao Zhen knew them very well and said with a smile.
"Okay, please come with me. The first beautiful woman to speak took Du Feng and them in.
"Excuse me, is it really good for the hospital to operate so closely?" Du Feng wondered.
"Hehe, this is not an ordinary hospital, this is a reincarnation sanatorium, it is specially prepared for those monks in the tribulation period, only those cultivators who were injured in the process of the tribulation will come here, and they are all brought by Wuji Tianzun, so we don't have many ordinary patients here. Xiaomei, a beautiful woman standing guard, explained.
"A hospital specially prepared for monks in the Tribulation Period?" Du Feng had heard for the first time that there was still a hospital for cultivators.
"Our hospital is divided into rescue department, intensive care department, catastrophe sealing department, psychiatric department......" Along the way, Xiaomei habitually introduced Du Feng and others.
"Stop, stop, needless to say, we are here to socialize with the intensive care department and the psychiatric department, and you can focus on these two departments. Teacher Xiao Zhen reminded.
"Oh, is that so, okay, the intensive care unit, the rescuers are all the genius scattered immortals that Wuji Tianzun found from the universe, each of them has just survived the tribulation, and they are in the weakest state, the primordial gods may collapse at any time, and they need to recover before they are reborn, so they are brought to the intensive care unit for treatment. The beautiful Xiaomei pointed to a ten-storey building in front of her and explained.
"I see, what a novel way to play!" Du Feng felt that these cultivators were really enlightened, and they actually learned how to run a hospital from the earthlings.
In fact, how did he know that although the cultivators majored in the Heavenly Dao, the knowledge they possessed was tens of millions of years ahead of the human race, after all, there were still many technological races in the universe, and there was more than one super technological race that had been wiped out by the cultivation race, and those knowledge were naturally learned by the cultivators.
So Du Feng's thoughts are simply arrogant.
"Ah, my lower body is unconscious, what should I do, how many people in the beauty of the universe will jump off the building in despair when they hear this bad news?!"
"It hurts, damn the Ten Thousand Tribulation Xuanlei, it was enough to split Lao Tzu ten thousand and one times, didn't you say that it was ten thousand tribulations, wasn't it ten thousand tribulations, there was one more time, thief God, you are a cheat!"
"Defeated, defeated, it's so cold Jiuxiao Cold Ice Tribulation, Lao Tzu was frozen from the beginning, how can he survive the Heavenly Tribulation, he is really speechless, how can there be an ice Heavenly Tribulation in this world?"
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Walking into the building of the intensive care unit, Du Feng heard screams one after another, and the content was varied, but in general, he was complaining about the reason for the failure of the robbery.
"Could it be that the supreme operation rules of the universe are originally a pitfall?" Du Feng wiped his old sweat and thought.
"He was frozen in the Nine Heavens Ice Tribulation, and he failed to cross the Tribulation without defense, this belongs to the Ice Heavenly Tribulation first-level heavy injury, and he is not saved, so he can only wait for his death after Wuji Tianzun goes to the Six Realms of Reincarnation to fish out his Yuan Shen for rebirth. With that, Xiaomei pushed open the door of a ward and said.
"Hey, it's so cold!" Du Feng has turned into an ice sculpture, and it is still Xiaomei and Xiaozhen teachers who protect him with all their might, otherwise he would have been frozen to death by the Heavenly Tribulation energy that escaped from the Nine Heavens Cold Ice Tribulation.
After helping Du Feng thaw, Xiaomei said, "Xiaozhen, according to the list you gave me last time, this ward is taken care of by Fairy Qingxuan. ”
"Okay. Fairy Qingxuan took a step forward and responded coldly.
"What are you doing, nursing, aren't you, aren't you here to socialize?" Du Feng was confused.
"Okay, let's move on to the next one. Xiaomei smiled.
"This person failed to cross the Thunder Tribulation Heavenly Tribulation 'Ten Thousand Tribulation Xuanlei', the power of the Thunder Tribulation is a bit strong, you want to be ......" Xiaomei said to let Du Feng pay attention to protecting himself, and found that he had been scorched by the thunder.
"This patient will be left to Teacher Hu Jie to take care of. Nurse Xiaomei arranged.
"Understood, handsome guy, I'll go first!" said Teacher Hu Jie into the ward.
Subsequently, Du Feng and the others went to a ward where the 'Xuanhuang Immortal True Fire' failed, and after entering the ward, the man had been screaming but no one cared, you must know that there was always a flame burning on his body, and when he saw Du Feng enter, he immediately asked Du Feng for help.
Although Du Feng didn't understand why there was no doctor to help him, out of kindness, he still picked up the bucket under his feet and poured a bucket of water on it.
However, he almost died because of this, because Xuanhuang's unquenchable true fire is a flame that will not be extinguished, he poured water, and even the water burned, and the flames rushed to him, if it weren't for Teacher Xiaozhen and Nurse Xiaomei's timely action, he would have been burned to ashes long ago.
"Teacher Xiaozhen is in charge of this ward, Du Feng, you come with me, I found that you can't be in the intensive care unit. The beautiful Xiaomei said with black lines on her head.
She is very strange, bringing such a weak person here, isn't she looking for death, how can she still be friends?
"Excuse me, where am I going?" Du Feng asked with a trembling voice, he felt that the water in this hospital was too deep, and he was facing some cultivators in the Tribulation Period, and a fart could shock him to death, it was too dangerous.
"You go to the psychiatric department and take care of a cultivator who is suffering from mental illness. Xiaomei said.
"I'm sorry, but I don't think it's a friendship, but a volunteer, right?" Du Feng asked.
"Yes, it turns out that asking you to come to help regularly shouldn't be called friendship, but volunteering?" Hearing this, Xiaomei stopped, looked at Du Feng with a confused expression and asked.
"Nima!" At this time, there were a million *** unruly galloping wildly on the endless prairie in Du Feng's heart.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, next time we'll get rid of that misstatement. After Xiaomei finished speaking, she continued to pull Du Feng forward.
Soon they came to a four- or five-story building.
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"This is the psychiatric department, which is a bit simple compared to other departments, but this is one of the most important departments in our nursing home!" Xiaomei proudly introduced.
"Really, but what's going on with this kind of management, why can patients let loose their bones?" Du Feng saw an old man squatting at the gate of the psychiatric department to pee, and he was also singing children's songs.
And the other one is squatting on the ground and catching small bugs, looking childish and ridiculous, these are all patients, just leave it alone?
"You are very sensitive, this is the difference between our nursing home and other hospitals, the implementation of free-range care for the mentally ill, so that they can find themselves in the process of returning to nature!" Xiaomei said seriously.
"I'm keen, people are squatting at the door and peeing, I can't see it, then I'm sick, and what kind of fuss is free-range, mental patients are likely to be uncertain and aggressive, especially crazy cultivators are even more terrifying, if you lose one casually and slip into the human world, then the human race will not be exterminated by him?" Du Feng complained violently in his heart, messing around, this nursing home must not have a business license, and it must be sealed as soon as possible.
"Okay, the patient you are responsible for is him, this is what I specially arranged for you, he is not a monk in the tribulation period, just a congenital period, when he was conceived by his mother, he saw his mother's failure in the tribulation, so after birth, the fear of the tribulation deepened day by day, and he went crazy over time, you are responsible for helping me take care of him for a day, your friendship here, ah no, it is the volunteer task that is completed. With that, Xiaomei took Du Feng to a ward, and then pushed out a middle-aged man who was 1.8 meters tall and looked easy-going.
"I see. Du Feng happily accepted, after all, this person was only a cultivator in the innate stage, and it seemed that he was quite easy to handle.
"Well, then I'll go, you get busy first!" After speaking, Xiaomei left.
"Snorr, snort!" the man fell asleep standing up!
Seeing this, Du Feng was full of black lines, and sure enough, the patient's world was incomprehensible to mortals.
"Come, I'll take you to bed......" Before Du Feng could finish his words, he was hit in the abdomen by a huge force!
"Bump!"
He smashed the wall, flew out of the hospital building, and smashed the yard into a ten-meter-deep crater!
"Ahem, what's the matter, who hit me just now?" Du Feng was already seriously injured, and he didn't know who was the killer.
I finally crawled out of the pit and returned to the ward, only to find that the person had already slept on the bed with the quilt covered!
"I'm rubbing, didn't you go to bed just now?" Du Feng suddenly recalled, the person who kicked him was the patient!
"Hurry up and heal your wounds, otherwise you don't know if you can carry it until tomorrow?" Du Feng immediately began to absorb the power of the injury.
But he didn't expect that this was just the beginning of his tragic day, this psychopath had an overly sensitive nervous reflex, as long as Du Feng approached him within a meter of him, he would attack, Du Feng was kicked out more than ten times before summing up this rule, and almost died on the spot.
The monks of the innate stage are another level of life, even if they make a simple move, Du Feng is more than lucky, fortunately, he is practicing the "Sword Technique of Life and Destruction", and his physical fitness is against the sky, otherwise he would have been kicked into a meat pie a long time ago.
If it's just the problem of nerve reflexes, it's okay if Du Feng doesn't get close to him, but the key is that if you don't get close to him, he will fall asleep immediately, and after falling asleep, Du Feng will be even more tormented, because his snoring is simply more lethal than the hoop spell.
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As soon as he snored, Du Feng had a splitting headache, and he only slept for five minutes, and Du Feng woke him up desperately, and then he was seriously injured again.
"God, can I live until tomorrow?" Du Feng exclaimed sadly.
In this way, Du Feng stubbornly asked him to stay awake, changed his clothes, bathed, and fed him, not only was he beaten, but he also stayed up until dawn, after dawn, Du Feng was exhausted and fainted at the door of the ward.
When he woke up, he saw Teacher Xiaozhen's beautiful face, and his mood finally improved.
"Teacher Du, you're finally awake, let's go, let's go to the next unit to socialize, ah no, it's a volunteer!"
"No, where are you going, can you spare my life?" Du Feng's miserable screams spread throughout the psychiatric department, scaring many patients into urine.
"It's not dangerous this time, let's go to the 'Divine Beast World' to volunteer next!" Teacher Xiaozhen dragged Du Feng out of the psychiatric department.
After coming out, Du Feng found that Teacher Hu Jie and Fairy Qingxuan were all in good spirits and waiting for him cleanly, which made him even more aggrieved.
"Let's go, let's go, go to the Divine Beast Realm!" Teacher Xiao Zhen beckoned.