Hua Shao's first attempt on his daughter's outfit was a little more charming
The two stayed overnight and set off in the morning. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Xiao Jinyu is going to Qixingzhuang to try his luck, maybe he will meet his father, Qingyu decided to give him a ride and go back. The two went east again, Xiao Jinyu mentioned the origin of the jasper snake head, and Qingyu told about it, boasting about the thrill of her experience, and her eyebrows danced.
Xiao Jinyu took out the jasper snake head and looked at it again and said: "This thing is really exquisitely carved, it can be real, it's fun, give it to me, anyway, you are strong in martial arts, and you have learned to insinuate the Divine Fist, I'm afraid no one can hurt you." ”
Qingyu sighed and said, "Hey, it's a pity that you are a man, my snake head is going to be given to my future wife, I can't give it to you!"
Xiao Jinyu said angrily: "Stingy ghost, this thing is not worth a few dollars, don't do it, but you have to teach me the 'Innuendo Divine Fist', otherwise I will fall it." ”
Qingyu said: "Of course, we are good friends, I will teach you if I learn, but the insinuation of the Divine Fist lies in my own comprehension, not what outsiders can teach, so I can only teach you the tricks, as for how much I can learn, it depends on your creation." Then he explained the key to boxing.
Xiao Jinyu was very unconvinced, and said: "What realm you have comprehended, I naturally want to reach the same realm, I can't learn it, you don't want to get this snake head." Throwing the snake's head into the air, before it could fall, Qingyu turned around and caught it, and put her hand on Xiao Jinyu's shoulder.
Xiao Jinyu struggled: "What are you doing? ”
Qingyu whispered: "Shhh, be quiet, the 'Chopping Jade Trio' is here, not far behind us, holding the portrait as if looking for you!"
Xiao Jinyu smiled: "It's just right, I'll hand you over to them, and this matter will be over, and they won't have to pester me in the future." ”
Qingyu said: "You won't be so unrighteous, right?
Xiao Jinyu thought for a while and said, "Okay, let them come with me without finding out, but everything must be done according to what I say." ”
The two of them went into a large clothing store, bought two sets of very gorgeous clothes and some fine cosmetics, and then stayed in a nearby inn and went upstairs to change clothes. In a short time, a stunning woman and a man in women's clothes appeared in the room.
The plan of the two turned out to be to disguise themselves as men and women to hide their eyes. Xiao Jinyu quickly put on makeup, while Qingyu was clumsy and couldn't even wear clothes well.
Xiao Jinyu smiled: "You are so stupid, you can't even wear a piece of clothing." While making fun, he helped Qingyu put on makeup, tidied up her hair and clothes, and soon dressed Qingyu as a stunning beauty.
Qingyu exclaimed: "Unexpectedly, you not only look like a woman, but you are also so expert in women's makeup, my little brother really admires it." ”
Xiao Jinyu said embarrassedly: "you, you look like a woman." I grew up watching my mother groom, so I know a little more than you, this is my preference, don't think crookedly. ”
Qingyu said: "Yes, I shouldn't think crooked, you are a standard beautiful man." After taking two steps, Xiao Jinyu patiently taught him the woman's walking posture and some details of her movements.
Soon, the two beauties went out and attracted all the lustful eyes on the street. These two people are too good-looking, coupled with wonderful makeup, they are really captivating, the admiration of men and the jealousy of women all look at them with different eyes, and the return rate has reached 99.9%, because there are always a few people who are blind.
The two were born with a female appearance, Xiao Jinyu was born with a beautiful face and a bewitching figure, just the soft and delicate atmosphere of a woman, and she is a beauty after dressing up. In addition to the beauty of a woman, Qingyu has a more resolute temperament, which makes him glamorous but not delicate, beautiful but not vulgar, more attractive than Xiao Jinyu's simple beauty.
The two of them walked down the street, light as a feather, full of fragrance. Who would have thought that they were men at this time? When they passed by Pan Yingran, Han Xue and Yan An, they also attracted their attention. Han Xue exclaimed: "They are so beautiful!" Pan Ran continued: "Yes, otherworldly, unparalleled in the world!" Yan An's breathing became rapid, and he said nervously and shockedly: "I'm not mistaken, they must be fairies descending to earth." ”
After hearing this, the two sneered and continued to walk forward.
Qingyu said: "You said that we are standing in front of them now, will they recognize us?"
Xiao Jinyu said: "Of course not, unless they have heavenly eyes." ”
Qingyu laughed and said, "That's great, we can't let them go easily this time." During this time, they were chased only for the sake of holding their heads and running away, and today it is time to vent their anger and teach them a good lesson. After saying that, the two turned back again.
The two stopped Pan Hanyan and the three of them head-on, and Qingyu said in a delicate and pure female voice: "Dare to ask the three of you, but Pan Yingran, Yan An and Han Xue?"
Pan Yingran said: "We are, I don't know what the two girls have to teach us?"
Xiao Jinyu said: "Looking for you to settle accounts, you have caused the two of us to suffer so much, I have to settle accounts with you today." ”
Han Xueqi said: "What are you talking about? We are meeting for the first time at all, and we have no grudges or hatreds, why do you want to settle accounts with us?"
Qingyu said: "We met for the first time and didn't know each other, but my cousin Qingyu and his cousin Xiao Jinyu, you should always know each other, right?"
Yan An suddenly realized and said: "It turns out that you are the cousins of those two bastards, hmph, what about the three treasures of our gambling world, hand them over quickly." ”
Qingyu said: "Shut up, you are not allowed to slander my cousin." Han Xue, you shameless woman, bent on pursuing my cousin, but my cousin doesn't look down on you, you actually ruthlessly knocked him off the cliff, fell all over his body, and became demented, you are so vicious, I have to break your bones today to avenge my cousin. ”
Pan Han and the others exclaimed: "Qingyu is still alive, where is he now? I want to see him." ”
Qingyu Gu Zuo said angrily: "Aren't you enough to hurt her? Do you still want to hurt him again? With me here, you don't want to think about it." ”
Han Xue cried and said, "It's me who is sorry for him, I just want to go and see her, if he wants, I will guard him for the rest of his life." ”
Pan Yingran begged: "Let's go and see Qingyu, girl, I beg you." ”
Qingyu said: "Don't think about it, I will never take you to see my cousin, my cousin is mine, you don't want to touch a single hair of him, don't think about it." ”
Xiao Jinyu said: "You three villains, chasing and killing my cousin everywhere, he was already cowardly, and he was so frightened by you that he panicked, when he found the prince of Qingyu under the cliff, he saw that he was seriously injured, and he was hit for a while, and now he has become demented, and often shouts 'Miss Pan, Miss Han, don't kill me, don't kill me, it's not my fault'." You're so vicious that you're driving my cousin crazy. Today, I'm going to kill you to avenge my cousin, I'm going to kill you. As he spoke, he burst into tears, which was quite a bit of a fake drama and real singing.
When Pan Han and the others heard about Qingyu and Xiao Jinyu's current tragic situation, they couldn't stop crying.
Yan An said: "This is all their own fault, who let them deceive my junior sister and deceive our three treasures in the gambling world, don't let me touch them, otherwise they will definitely be chopped up." ”
Pan Yingran said: "Senior brother, shut up. Then they heard two crisp slaps, and the two of them slapped Yan An on the left and right, and said angrily: "You dare to kill my cousin? I'll kill you first." ”
The two of them were extremely disgusted with this Yan An itself, and they just took this opportunity to show their evil anger, so they shot mercilessly, opening their bows left and right. Pan and Han hurriedly stepped forward to stop it, but they were also entangled. In this way, the four women pulled me and fought with each other on the street, attracting a large group of people to come and watch, but Yan An was left aside. Yan An wanted to pull them away but couldn't intervene, attracting the onlookers to point and comment.
In the end, all four of them were tired, had no strength, and sat on the ground panting. After a while, Qing Xiao and the others stood up and said, "This time, we will let you go first, don't let us see it again, and don't even want to find my cousin, otherwise we will have to kill you, let's go." ......"It's really like a shrew, after the fight, the cloak is scattered, and the clothes are disheveled out of the crowd."
Pan and Han stood up, tidied up their outfits, and quickly left the crowd in shame and annoyance. When he arrived at a place where there was no one, Yan An said: "Unexpectedly, the cousins of those two bastards look like fairies, but they are pungent and barbaric when they do things, and they are unreasonable, which is really hateful." ”
Pan Yingran said: "Senior brother, don't say it, it's not our fault to blame, we chased others too closely, and ended up with a tragic ending." ”
Han Xue suddenly cried and said: "Qingyu, it's all my fault, forcing you to fall off the cliff, I knew it would be like this, I would rather be miserable and sad myself, I would never chase you, it's all my fault......"
Pan Yingran was also very sad in her heart, Han Xue hurt Qingyu, she should have blamed Han Xue, but now how can she bear it, so she had to comfort Han Xue and said: "Miss Han, you don't have to be too sad if it's like this, you don't want to hurt him, it's just that God is just making people, it's just that they have a fate." Miss Han, I wonder what your plans are in the future?"
Han Xue said: "I want to go to Qixingzhuang, my father will also go there, find my father and go back with him, never come out again." "Apparently frustrated.
Yan An said: "Senior sister, Xiao Jinyu's kid is already demented, and there is no whereabouts, I think Sanbao is difficult to find for a while, we might as well go back to the master first, so that he can rest assured." ”
Pan Yingran said: "The three treasures are difficult to find, but it is not easy for us to come out for a trip, so it is better to accompany Miss Han to Qixingzhuang, and it is better to see the world." After the reunion of Seven Star Village, it is not too late for us to go back. So the three of them agreed to go to Qixingzhuang together.
Besides, the two bastards laughed out loud when they walked to a place where no one was. After laughing for a long time, Qingyu stopped and said, "Isn't it too much for us to do this, and it's not okay to embarrass them too much?"
Xiao Jinyu's smug expression suddenly darkened, and said: "But this is also a helpless move, I am afraid of being entangled by them, besides, the long pain is better than the short pain, you have to say goodbye to them sooner or later, it is better to tell a white lie and end this matter, wouldn't it be better?"
Qingyu nodded and said: "That's right, thinking about it this way, we are all for their good, and we can also have peace of mind." By the way, let's change this outfit soon. ”
Xiao Jinyu hurriedly stopped and said, "What's the hurry? You have several opportunities to pretend to be a woman in your life, why don't you take advantage of this time to experience the life of a woman, isn't that also interesting?"
Qingyu remembered the scene just now and thought it was really interesting, so the two rearranged their outfits and continued to swagger through the market.
The two dressed up as two girls, teasing a lot of lustful people along the way, and the journey to Qixingzhuang was very happy, which was really interesting. At the same time, the friendship between the two has deepened, like sisters, but loving them still hides the secrets of their hearts.
Eight days later, the two of them arrived at an ancient town not far from Qixingzhuang, and entered the famous "Tianxin Pavilion" restaurant, and the two of them floated straight to the second floor with a feather fan. As soon as they took their seats, everyone's eyes shot straight at them. When I saw it, the seats were full of swords, guns and sticks, all of them were people in the rivers and lakes, but unfortunately most of them were small characters who did not enter the stream, needless to say, they came to the Heroes of Qixingzhuang. This is a once-in-a-decade event, not a ghost cult that will cause chaos in the martial arts, and everyone has not had such an opportunity. So they all went one after another, wanting to shuffle the martial arts pattern in this operation to exterminate the Ghost Sect, to gain a little fame for themselves, and to gain a foothold in the rivers and lakes in the future. People in the rivers and lakes, who have been idle for a long time, provoke trouble, hear that this grand event is like a wind and rain, and they don't take life and death seriously at all, and they also have such a persistent and tenacious heroic spirit, which is also quite sad.
Qing Xiao and the others have long been accustomed to seeing this kind of look, so they all turn a blind eye, and just eat and drink when they order good food. Soon, five young women came up downstairs, but when they fixed their eyes, they were Jinling Wufeng. The five of them saw that the huge hall was full, and only Qingyu still had a few empty seats, so they asked them to share the table with the two. When the men of the rivers and lakes saw seven beauties coming upstairs at once, they couldn't help but be overjoyed and talked about it.
Mu Yunfeng said to a few people: "Don't pay attention to them, these stinky men are like this, they are greedy when they see beautiful girls, and they forget everything about their father's and mother's surnames, I hate these ruthless and unrighteous stinky men the most, and I can't wait to cut their tongues and gouge out their eyes one by one." ”
The two of them couldn't help but tremble when they heard it, and they were in a cold sweat.
Xin Caifeng glanced at Qing Xiao and said, "Two girls, is the weather very cold? Why are you shaking so much, does it matter?"
Miao Jinfeng looked at the two of them seriously and said, "Hey, the two of you are so familiar, have we met somewhere?"
Qingyu smiled and said, "Miss Miao, we meet again, we really have a fate, why don't you invite this meal." ”
Miao Jinfeng exclaimed, "You know me, have we really met?" The five of them all looked at the two of them in surprise.
Suddenly, Liang Qiufeng exclaimed: "Oh, eldest sister, they are the two sons of Qingyu and Xiao Jinyu, why did they change to women's clothes, could it be that they are daughters?"
Xiao Jinyu's eyes rolled, and he suddenly said with a bitter face: "It's all my friend who is lovesick, and he dressed himself up as a woman when he was sick, and it was not convenient for me to go with him, so I simply stuck a knife in my friend's ribs, and I also dressed myself up and went crazy with him." Don't doubt it, we're all well-known pure masters. ”
The five of them laughed when they heard this. Xin Caifeng said: "I didn't expect that the two sons are handsome and free, and they are also stunning beauties after makeup, and we can call each other sisters in the future." Why don't you join us and call it 'Jinling Seven Phoenix' together." The other four also made fun of the two, which made the two of them red, but they finally livened up the atmosphere and could be regarded as friends.
The people in the rivers and lakes are mixed, although they have not eradicated the Ghost Sect, but they are not all good. At this time, a bold guy came over with a wine jug and said, "Seven immortal daughters, can you enjoy the light and have a drink with me?" It is really my luck to meet seven today, haha...... I've never seen so many beautiful women get together!
Mu Yunfeng was furious, slapped the table and said: "What a big cowardice, the flirtatious girl actually found the head of our Jinling Wufeng, she is really blind." ”
Qingyu said: "Hey, why should Miss Mu be angry?" and then said to the man delicately: "This son seems to be a person with affection and righteousness, and he looks up to our sisters so much when they first meet, since it is your toast, how can the little woman not drink it." After saying that, she drank it all, and the roots of the other people's teeth softened, and they couldn't wait to hurry up and drink with her.
The man smiled lewdly: "The girl is really a wonderful person who understands amorous feelings, haha, okay, I'll drink this cup." He was so happy that his eyes narrowed into a line, drank the wine loudly, and used a little more strength, I was afraid that the bottom of the cup would be sucked through by him, and it would be full of color.
Qingyu smiled slightly and continued: "All the heroes here, it is fate to be able to gather together today, and the little girl toasts you with a cup." After that, she drank it all up, which attracted the applause of the audience, and she was full of praise for Qingyu's boldness, saying that she had a bearing, understood love, and was a strange woman in the rivers and lakes.
Qingyu just hid her face and smiled, and when everyone praised it almost before she said: "Everyone, in your opinion, who is more attractive among us here?" stretched out his jade hand and pointed to a young man dressed as a scholar next to him and said: "I think this son is a scholar, he must have a lot of insights into beauty, why don't you please give a review?"
The young man suddenly felt flattered, hurriedly stood up, sorted out his thoughts, and then said: "In my opinion, if you want to talk about beauty, of course, the seven girls are all Jinfeng and Lilin Jiaowa among the people, but in terms of the most beautiful, I will not dare to comment on it, or the two girls who sit at this table first are better." ”
Xiao Jinyu listened to this young man's words, and he was not convinced by the fact that he was equal to Qingyu in terms of beauty, so he asked: "In the opinion of the son, who is better between the two of us?"
The young man was a little embarrassed when he heard this, and looked the two of them up and down again before he spoke: "The two girls are already extremely beautiful, but if you have to divide who is up and who is down, it is not necessary. It's just that I think that the girl on the left is the best, and she is the best in the world. And the girl on the right, although she is slightly inferior in terms of beauty, is born with an extraordinary temperament, which puts her above beauty and achieves perfection. This temperament is the most attractive, and it is better than simple beauty. Therefore, the most beautiful is the girl on the left, and the most perfect is the girl on the right. ”
This kid is also a flamboyant person, he evaluates Xiao Jinyu as the most beautiful and Qingyu as perfect, no one can offend, and he can also please the two girls and create opportunities for himself. Everyone couldn't see through his careful thoughts, they only felt that what he said was reasonable, and they clapped their hands and praised, and echoed: "Well said, good evaluation, the reader is really insightful, and can say what we feel but can't say, yes, these two girls are the most beautiful, they sit among these five girls, like a flock of phoenixes, more beautiful." ”
The first time Wufeng saw the love jade, he was called a pheasant, and at this time he was compared to a chicken by this person, and he was really angry.
Mu Yunfeng said angrily: "You stinky men, dare to compare our five sisters to chickens, I think you are looking for death." With that, he shot out the chopsticks in his hand, and took the speaker's eyes, and the man hurriedly waved his knife to block it, and the two sides opened a fight, and they were about to use force.
Miao Jinfeng said: "Third sister, you don't need to be familiar with these people, wouldn't this disgrace our identity?" pulled Mu Yunfeng to sit down.
Jin Xuanfeng said: "These people are really blind, and they actually say that these two imposters are the most beautiful, it's really disgusting." ”
At this time, the young man who did it just now because of the lax control on his lips said: "This girl, forgive me for losing my words below, everyone is a son and daughter of the rivers and lakes, and there is no need to make a big deal about some trivial things." A cup of respect to the girl is considered to be an atonement, and the unhappiness of Fang Cai has never happened, so he will do it first. "Drink it all. A good man doesn't fight with a woman, so he can be regarded as able to bend and stretch without losing his true character as a man.
Mu Yunfeng refused to expose it easily, stood up and said, "If you want to drink, you can take my dish first." Picking up the plate on the table and flying out, the plate was flat and full of food and slammed directly into the young man's door.
The young man obviously also went into the rivers and lakes with two brushes, not wine bags and rice bags, as soon as he reached out and gently caught the dish and put it on the table, he tasted it and said: "It tastes good, and the girl should return the gift for sending the food." With that, he picked up another dish and flew out in the same way.
Mu Yunfeng saw that the dish plate was flying towards him, and the speed was not very fast, and he was about to reach out to pick it up, but Qing Yu suddenly tapped at the bottom of the plate, and the plate suddenly turned and flew to another table. Qingyu said: "Let's eat together if there is a dish, please." The plate suddenly tilted, and the dishes were all buttoned on the face of a middle-aged man, causing the whole house to laugh.
The middle-aged man wiped his face and said angrily: "What the hell, dare to tease your uncle, see how I treat you." "Pick up the plate of dishes in front of you and slap it out, and retreat out, but unfortunately the kung fu is a little worse, the dishes are thrown everywhere, and when they arrive in front of Qingyu, they are already empty plates.
Qingyu only used chopsticks to turn the frisbee around and fly to another table, and said, "Let's share it together, please please." ”
Xiao Jinyu thought it was funny, and also started to move, the two of them threw out the plates, bowls and spoons on the table one by one, and flew in all directions.
A middle-aged man said loudly: "It seems that these girls are not simple, since there is a Yaxing, we will play with the girls, all the brothers have used their housekeeping skills, it will be too embarrassing to lose, let's do it!"
Under the order of this adult, everyone moved together and threw all the dishes to the table of Qingyu.
Xiao Jinyu smiled: "It's fun, Qingyu, let's play with them." The two of them blocked the flying plates, dishes, chopsticks, wine cups and wine jugs, and they didn't leave a drop of food or wine on the table.
Another young man shouted, "Girls, you are extraordinary! ”
Countless plates flew in for a while, and Wufeng saw that the situation was critical, and he had to join in. In the lobby, there are dishes and chopsticks flying everywhere. The people in the rivers and lakes are competitive, at this time they all want to show their skills, they don't give in to each other, the tableware is flying all over the sky, the kung fu is poor, and the kung fu is not easy to be attacked, only the table of love jade is clean. Upstairs, laughter, shouting, porcelain clashing, and scolding rang out in a mess. Not long after, the tableware used by everyone was shattered, and some people were still not happy, so they flew the tables and benches into the sky, turning the whole restaurant upside down.
In less than a stick of incense, there were few complete objects left in a huge hall, and the little two were so anxious that they turned around, but everyone laughed happily.
Another young man said: "It's really happy, I've eaten for so many years, and I haven't had a meal like today, so I'm going to invite you to this meal." As he spoke, he took out fifty taels of silver and threw it to the shopkeeper, and asked, "Is it enough?" The shopkeeper was overjoyed and thanked him repeatedly.
Suddenly, a voice resounded in the lobby and said, "You guys are so comfortable, let's have a good time here." Before the words fell, there was the sound of a swishing hidden weapon breaking the wind, and in the blink of an eye, several people fell to the ground on their backs with a whoop. Everyone suddenly felt that the situation was not good, and hurriedly took action to defend, but unfortunately they did not react, but they saw a group of ghost cultists wearing demon masks breaking through the window and were already surrounded.
The two sides were tense, and a fierce battle was about to start, but I saw four people walking upstairs. Two of them were five big and three thick, the other was a woman dressed in black, wearing a veil, and the last was obviously a chieftain, with a lewd face and an extremely ugly appearance.
A knowledgeable person exclaimed: "It's the midnight life-seeking needle warrior and the notorious flower thief cliff ****, the two behind are the five big and three rough brothers, they are all famous devils in the rivers and lakes, everyone must be careful." After this introduction, everyone immediately panicked.
The cliff **** Yin smiled deeply: "Boy, even if you still have some knowledge, you still know your grandfather and me, but it is in vain to know, you all have to die today, the little ones will kill me!"
At the sound of an order, dozens of Flame Ghost Cultists pounced on them with dancing knives. Everyone resisted vigorously, and from time to time several people still fell in pools of blood. Qing Xiao and Jinling Wufeng watched everyone being killed, they were furious, and pulled out their long swords to help everyone break through. Qing Xiao and the others had never killed anyone, so they only injured each other, and the Tianxin Pavilion was in a piece, and the entire building was about to be demolished.
Suddenly, Xiao Jinyu screamed. Please be injured for him, and hurriedly killed, but saw three Spirits Cultists lying in a pool of blood on the ground, Xiao Jinyu held a long sword in his hand, trembled, and kept saying: I killed someone, I killed someone. A few Flame Ghost Cultists rushed over to kill, but he didn't know it at all, Qingyu hurriedly stepped forward to protect him, knowing that he had never killed anyone, and for the first time, it was inevitable that he would be afraid in his heart.
Looking at the dead and wounded of everyone, Qingyu hurriedly shouted: "Don't make senseless sacrifices because of the momentary anger, get out of here quickly, don't fight again." Everyone woke up like a dream, and jumped out of the window to grab the door and evacuate quickly.
Qingyu protected Xiao Jinyu on the one hand, and covered everyone's retreat on the other, and finally took the door out and fled into a forest with Xiao Jinyu.
Xiao Jinyu was frightened this time, trembling all over, and Qingyu comforted her for a long time before she stabilized her mind, but she still couldn't hide the horror in her heart.
Qingyu said: "I also killed people today, more than you, I killed five, and it was the first time to kill like you, I can feel the horror in your heart." But how can a manly man be afraid of becoming like this because of this? Walking the rivers and lakes, killing and injuring people is inevitable, but we have encountered it too early.
Xiao Jinyu said: "I haven't killed anyone, I haven't thought about killing anyone, today I missed because of resentment, since I was a child, I'm even afraid of killing chickens, I don't kill people, I'm afraid of seeing blood, I don't want to kill people......"
Qingyu said: "At that kind of crisis, although it is said to be a killing, it is actually to save people, because the Fierce Ghost Sect is persecuting the righteous path of the rivers and lakes, if you don't kill them, people in the righteous path will have to die." In Buddhism, there is a saying that the falcon feeds the rabbit, and even the enlightened monks have to kill because they want to save the weak, so what is wrong with us!"
Xiao Jinyu said: I understand the truth, but I don't want to kill, I hate killing, I hate blood......"