Chapter 11 A Generation, a Couple
It is said that this Bang Ye was attracted by Zhuang Yuanlang's "Yushu Backyard Flower" to the **** in his body, and all the oaths he made before were forgotten. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ info thinks that this Bangye from Wulong Mountain to Xielianggang is all because he has committed adultery, and he is chased like a lost dog. Later, he made an oath that in the future, he would only rob money and not abstain from sex, and if he committed it again, he would cut off the roots of his descendants. Over the years in this small bamboo forest, I have been cautious and cautious, and my life has been very leisurely.
Now the **** moves, and I can't wait. And he lit candles all night, and went into the cave room. During the banquet, Jiang Liu turned into a moon beaver appearance, changed into women's clothes, and amazed a room of thieves, only listening to the silence of the hall, only hearing the sound of swallowing saliva kept stopping. Jiang Liu was furious, and he couldn't let go of any of the **** in this room tonight.
"The king is blessed with boundless blessings, and today I know that there are such chivalrous women in the world, and they all lived in vain in the past. Zhou Juncai said regretfully.
The red-clothed Ni Xiu saw Zhuang Yuanlang's current appearance, and he also knew that he would not mention it in the future. Bow your hand to the top of the list;
"Today's king is overjoyed, and the slave family song "Yutang Spring" is the king's congratulations. β
"Good, good, good. Erhei clapped his hands vigorously. "King, this Miss Ni's singing and dancing is a must in the capital, and you may not be able to hear it for five hundred taels of silver in the past. β
"Okay, let's listen to the girl's voice today. Bang Ye said in a daze.
Miss Ni took out the pipa, and the Luming Villa on the middle of the mountain was hidden in the depths of the bamboo forest, brightly lit. Suddenly, it was like a silver bottle cracking, and mercury poured to the ground.
A couple from generation to generation in a lifetime, fighting for two ecstasies. Lovesick and not blind date, who is the spring of the day. The pulp is easy to beg for the blue bridge, and the blue sea of the medicine city is difficult to run. If you visit Oxford, you will be relatively poor.
After Miss Ni finished singing, she cried. It's a pity that the champion pretended not to hear.
"Okay, Miss Ni is really extraordinary, this Yutang Spring is really sad for those who hear it, and tears for those who listen to it. Erhei clapped his hands.
"Okay, Miss Ni, since you are so talented, and Zhuangyuanlang doesn't want to see you, it's better to follow me, and I'm not happy here. "Bang Ye recruited a few subordinates" to take Miss Ni to follow the clothes and visit the church for a while. A few thieves dragged the woman in red out of the table.
"Zhou Lang, you are so ruthless, Zhou Lang, Zhou Lang, I want to help you when you were down, how can you be ungrateful today. Zhou Lang. The woman in red pleaded.
",,. Zhuangyuanlang's face was full of impatience.
Jiang Liu listened to Zhou Juncai's words, and he also looked contemptuous. That champion seemed to know Jiang Liu's thoughts, and his old face turned red.
"I know you despise me, but you don't know my suffering, whoever has someone nagging in your ear all day long, Zhou Lang, do you remember who helped you when you were down. When I met people, I said, Zhou Lang took you to the poetry meeting back then, and you were a blockbuster. β
"No matter how you say it, Miss Ni is also sincere to you. I love you to the fullest. Jiang Liu said angrily.
"So what, I am the champion appointed by His Majesty, I am talented, and without her I would still be famous all over the world. β
"Then you should remember that Miss Ni helped you at the beginning. β
"I ransomed for her, provided her with fine clothes and food, and prepared to marry her, what are you going to do, she nagged all day long, but have you thought about my feelings. β
"He is really the first negative person in the world. "Jiang Liu hates the authentic.
"Hahaha, there is a way that if life is only as first seen, what is the autumn wind and sad fan. Waiting for idle changes but old people's hearts, but old people's hearts are changeable. Lishan said that the sky was half in the sky, and the tears and rain and zero bells did not complain. How is Bo Xing Jinyilang, who wishes on the same day. β
"If a good sentence is only as first seen, a good sentence, the champion is certainly the world. Hua Shuying applauded again and again, "Today, I heard that the king is happy to come to ask for a glass of wine." β
"Well, I was still worried that there were too few guests just now, and it wasn't lively enough. Bang Ye watched a group of people come uninvited, and he was not annoyed, and ordered his subordinates to open another table.
When the moon beaver saw Jiang Liu's appearance, his face turned blue, and the green tendons on his hands burst out. Hua Shuying hurriedly stopped him, "Senior brother, don't be angry, it's a big deal." β
Bang Ye looked at the moon beaver and then at Jiang Liu, and suddenly realized: "It turned out that it was from my mother's family, a rare guest." Take a seat, take a seat. β
Ignoring him, the moon fox flicked his sleeve and sat down in a corner.
Xiu Ying looked at Jiang Liu's female costume and smiled. Luzhu and Lin'er trembled with laughter. "Today, I only learned that my brother's women's clothes are so charming. You see that the king is fascinated. Luzhu couldn't breathe with a smile.
Lin'er was full of energy, "This is the bandit's cottage, it's so interesting, I should have come out to explore the rivers and lakes a long time ago, this is still the first day, and I ran into a bandit." β
"The days to come are still long, I'm afraid you're annoying. Xiu Ying said. "This king is still an acquaintance, he used to be a king on the Xielianggang, he was cut off by Jiang Liu, he was blind in one eye, and then ran away, and he didn't expect to fall into the grass here again, this time he was unlucky to meet Jiang Liu. β
"I also think that the king is going to be unlucky, he tied Brother Jiangliu up the mountain to worship the church, I don't know how my brother will play tricks on him, I have to eat something first, and I will have the strength to watch the play when I am full. Lin'er said.
Jiang Liu looked at the banquet full of good wine and food, and his stomach became more and more hungry, and he was in a hurry for most of the day, so he nibbled on a little hard steamed bun. There is a dish on this table, there is a name called Beijing sauce shredded pork, which is wrapped in small pieces of tofu skin and cut thin shredded meat, shredded gourd, shredded chili pepper, garlic, and then dipped in sauce, wrapped in a large piece of tofu skin, stuffed directly into the mouth, and it is not very elegant to eat.
Jiang Liu starved at the shredded meat for a while, thinking that being embarrassed now was not a shame on him. No matter what, pick the biggest tofu skin, turn to pick shredded meat, shredded gourd, and shredded chili pepper at all. Pick the two largest pieces of garlic, add a large spoonful of miso at the end, wrap them together, open your mouth in satisfaction, and swallow them in one gulp. Then he looked at the table full of thieves and was dumbfounded.
"Eat, what do you see, today is the king's great joy, hurry up and eat." Jiang Liu shouted.
Erhei clapped his hands and said, "Madame is really a heroine among women, and she is really a perfect match for the king." "Tell everyone not to be stunned, hurry up and drink and eat meat.
Yueli was indignant, "Look at his appearance, it's really not ashamed." It's like I haven't eaten in eight lifetimes. β
"That's because it's not his person who lost, isn't it?" Hua Shuying pursed her lips and smiled, "Who let you lie to him when you were in Yanmen, I think he just holds a grudge, and he will bury you if he has the opportunity." β
"Didn't I just see him go out and want to tease him, who knew he actually believed it. The moon beaver sighed
Lin'er didn't know what was going on, and hurriedly asked what was going on. Xiu Ying told him in detail. It turned out that when Jiang Liu first entered the rivers and lakes, he was injured once, and the moon beaver lied to him that his meridians were all broken, and his internal organs were displaced, and then he gave him a Shaolin Xiao Huandan, worth 5,000 taels, and since then Jiang Liu has sold himself to pay off his debts.
"Brother Yueli is so bad, how can Brother Jiangliu believe it, it's really naΓ―ve. Lin'er said.
"Who knew he was so easy to deceive!" the moon beaver was also speechless.