Seeing that the old couple had no intention of stopping, Bai Yuxiao was also stunned, he knew that he couldn't persuade him, so he had to sit back on the chair stupidly. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Yun Luo saw it in his eyes and said with a smile: "Why, your martial arts are so high, you can't do anything about this kind of thing?"

Bai Yuxiao shook his head with a wry smile and said, "I can watch this kind of thing well, and when they are tired, they will naturally stop." ”

Yun Luo nodded in agreement, "That's right. ”

Bai Yuxiao said, "Let's eat first." ”

As they spoke, the two picked up chopsticks and ate the beef slices and meat buns that the old woman had brought just now.

Sure enough, soon, the old man and the old woman stopped.

The old man was beaten to the point that his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and his face was very funny.

The old woman huffed into the back room.

Seeing the uncle approaching, Bai Yuxiao smiled and said, "Uncle, are you okay?"

The old man smiled: "It's okay, you continue to eat." ”

As he spoke, he sat down on a stool by the door and smoked a cigarette.

The old man's smoke was very thick, Bai Yuxiao and Yun Luo smelled the smoke, and couldn't help coughing, and then they felt that their heads became very heavy, only to feel that everything in front of them was shaking, and their eyelids became heavy.

Yun Luoqi said: "Strange, why do I feel so dizzy?" After speaking, he lay on the table, and so did Bai Yuxiao.

The two of them lay on the table, and the old man stood up laughing and looked at Yun Luo and Bai Yuxiao.

The old woman also came out of the back room and said with a smile: "It is worthy of Zhao Qi, the king of smoke, the smoke from his mouth can not only kill, but also smoke people, if I don't hide in the back room, I'm afraid that even I will be smoked." ”

Zhao Qi, the king of cigarettes, laughed and said, "Pass the prize, pass the prize." Compared to your touch, I'm far behind. ”

I saw that the old woman stretched out her hand and tore it on her face, and then tore off a human skin, revealing a thin face. It turned out that the old woman was actually a middle-aged man disguised.

Smoke King Zhao Qi said: "It seems that these two people are poor people, I don't know what to do with these two people now?"

touched the light and smiled: "I know this man, his name is Bai Yuxiao." ”

Smoke King Zhao Qi exclaimed: "Could it be the white jade flute who destroyed your inn with Meng Yu three months ago?"

After hearing this, he gritted his teeth and said, "That's right, it's them, it's them who destroyed the inn I built with half of my life savings." ”

Smoke King Zhao Qi said: "Now that he falls into your hands, isn't it just right to take revenge?"

Yiguang nodded and said, "That's right, that's what I mean." ”

Zhao Qi, the king of smoke, looked at Yun Luo, saw that she was as beautiful as a flower, and said with a wicked smile: "This girl is not bad." ”

Yiguang smiled and said: "I can't imagine that my brother is in his sixties and still has such Yaxing." ”

Zhao Qi, the king of cigarettes, waved his hand and smiled: "I didn't mean that, I meant to sell it in the Qinglou, but it could be sold at a good price." ”

Yiguang nodded and smiled: "Not bad." ”

It was so cold, and when Bai Yuxiao woke up, he saw a thin middle-aged man stroking a jade flute.

Bai Yuxiao's eyes widened, looking up and down at the man in front of him, and then exclaimed, "A touch of light!"

As soon as he touched the light, he smiled and said with yellow teeth: "Hello, the smartest Bai Yuxiao in the world, I didn't expect it to fall into my hands." ”

Bai Yuxiao looked at the surroundings and found that he was in a timber room, and his hands and feet were all tied with ropes.

Bai Yuxiao said strangely: "Why am I here?"

Yiguang smiled and said, "Of course you are here, where are you if you are not here?"

Bai Yuxiao said: "But I remember that I was eating in a tea shop. ”

Yiguang smiled and said: "That's right, you are eating in a tea shop, this tea shop is opened by me, I am the old woman, you are fascinated by me with smoke." ”

Bai Yuxiao said: "Why didn't I notice that there was smoke?"

He is Zhao Qi, the king of cigarettes, and you smoke the big cigarette he spit out, and that is the smoke." ”

Bai Yuxiao understood: "I see. ”

Suddenly thinking of something, Bai Yuxiao asked anxiously, "Where is Yun Cai'er?"

"Yuncai'er?" said strangely: "What clouds, now it's dark night, what clouds." ”

Bai Yuxiao glanced at him and said, "I'm talking about that girl." ”

Yi Touch the light and understand: "You mean the beautiful girl who is with you?"

Bai Yuxiao nodded and said, "That's right, it's her, her name is Yun Cai'er." ”

touched the light and smiled: "It turns out that her name is Yun Cai'er, such a good name is not said earlier, so when she arrives at Yihong Courtyard, she will also take another name." ”

"What, Yihong Courtyard!" Bai Yuxiao said in surprise, "You mean you sold that girl to Yihong Courtyard?"

Yiguang smiled and said: "That's right, Zhao Qi, the king of cigarettes, has already pulled him to Yangzhou, and I believe it will be sold for a good price." ”

Bai Yuxiao's eyes widened and said, "How can you do this." ”

Yiguang sneered: "For now, you should worry about your own situation." ”

Looking at Yitouchguang's fierce face, Bai Yuxiao secretly said in his heart that it was not good, a few months ago they ruined the good thing of Yitouchguang in the inn, and now it has fallen into the hands of Yitouchguang, I am afraid that there will be no good fruit to eat.

Bai Yuxiao smiled and said, "What situation will I have, could it be that you plan to sell me to Yihong Courtyard?"

Yiguang smiled and said, "I found something very special about you?"

Bai Yuxiao smiled and said, "What's so special?"

touched the light and said: "When you die, you are still in the mood to tell jokes, and you have a lot of words." ”

This is indeed the most special thing about Bai Yuxiao.

The more dangerous and unlucky he is, the more he must remain happy and optimistic.

This is not only because he has always believed that joking can relax his mood, but also because he can often find the weaknesses of the other person in the conversation.

If the other party has a weakness, he has a chance, and even if he doesn't, he can create one.

Bai Yuxiao's eyes rolled, and he said, "Then what means are you going to use against me now?"

Yiguang said coldly: "You have ruined half of my life savings, I will use a knife to cut off your flesh piece by piece from you, and then cook it for guests." ”

Bai Yuxiao was terrified when he heard this, he didn't expect that Yiguang would plan to use such a cruel method against him.

Thinking that the beef slices he ate during the day might have been cut from a person's body by touching it, Bai Yuxiao felt his appetite churning, and he almost wanted to vomit out the contents of his stomach.

I saw his thoughts at a touch of light, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, the beef slices you ate during the day are real beef." ”

Bai Yuxiao was relieved.

He touched it and smiled: "But the stuffing of that meat bun is made of human flesh." ”

When Bai Yuxiao heard this, he vomited again and again, but he only vomited a puddle of bile.

touched the light and smiled: "Don't vomit, from the day to now, even if you eat a stone, it should be digested, what can you spit out, but it's just a toss, not to mention that the bun is not a human flesh filling, I lied to you." ”

After listening to his words, Bai Yuxiao felt reasonable, so he said coldly: "It seems that you feel that it is a pleasure to play me?"

Yiguang nodded and smiled: "That's right, I just like to see you uncomfortable." ”

Bai Yuxiao said: "I'm uncomfortable, won't you kill me?"

As soon as he touched the light, he smiled and snorted coldly: "It's beautiful to think." ”

Bai Yuxiao said: "Then what are you going to do with me?"

As soon as he touched the light, he fell into deep thought, and said, "I'm thinking about it too." ”

Bai Yuxiao said: "I have learned a technique to apply to people, so that he can't survive and die." ”

After listening to it, he was pleasantly surprised: "What kind of technique, let's listen to it." ”

Bai Yuxiao said: "That is the hand that divides the muscles and bones, and when it is applied to people, it can make people's muscles and bones misaligned, and it hurts the heart, but it is impossible to survive or die." ”

As soon as he touched his eyes, he clapped his hands and smiled: "That's right, I've also heard of this technique, but this is a good martial art that tortures people, but it's a pity that I've only heard of the name of this martial art, but I haven't seen it, let alone practiced it." ”

Bai Yuxiao said: "It just so happens that I am fortunate enough to learn this kind of martial arts, I can teach you." ”

Yiguang smiled and said, "Really?"

Bai Yuxiao said: "Of course it's true. ”

He touched the light and put away his smile and said, "You taught me to divide my muscles and bones and use them on you? Do you think I am an idiot and a fool?"

This does sound like a very unlikely thing.

Bai Yuxiao smiled: "I sincerely want to teach you, if you don't believe it, forget it." ”

He looked at Bai Yuxiao with suspicious eyes and said, "Why are you doing this?"

Bai Yuxiao said: "Because I am a heinous bad person, I want to borrow your hand to punish and torture myself." ”

When I touched it and heard it, I wondered: "What bad things have you done?"

Bai Yuxiao said: "I have done all the bad things in the world. ”

Touching the light, he said, "I don't believe you have my evil." ”

Bai Yuxiao said: "Whether you believe it or not, anyway, I'm worse than you." ”

Touching the light, he said, "Then I want to hear what bad things you've done?"

Bai Yuxiao said: "Stealing things, killing people, deceiving people, you can say it, I have done it all." ”

Yiguang smiled and said: "It seems that now you are iron-hearted to be a villain." ”

Bai Yuxiao nodded and said, "That's right, do you want to take the wrong hands?"

Yiguang said: "I want to learn, but now that you are tied, how are you going to teach me?"

Bai Yuxiao said: "I can teach you orally." ”

Touching the light, he said: "That's right, then you can talk about it." ”

Bai Yuxiao said: "You take out your left hand and pinch the soles of my feet, use your five fingers to pinch the Xiexi, Chongyang, Trap Bone, Inner Court, and Lidui Five Acupoints, your right hand pinches my hand warmly, under Lian, Shanglian, hand three miles, Quchi five acupoints, and then twist both hands in the opposite direction, so that you can hurt the muscles and bones, which is painful." ”

His eyes lit up when he touched the light, although he didn't know what the effect would be if he pressed it, but it sounded really fun and exciting.

But he was puzzled and asked, "Does this really work?"

Bai Yuxiao said: "You can just try it, anyway, now that I am in your hands, I can't escape from your palm." ”

As soon as he touched the light, he listened reasonably, and said with a smile: "Okay, since you like to be so good at splitting your muscles and bones, then I'll let you experience it." ”

As he spoke, he reached out to take Bai Yuxiao's hands and feet, but found that Bai Yuxiao's hands and feet were tied with ropes, and said worriedly: "This rope is tied, but how can it be used well?"

Bai Yuxiao said: "I didn't expect you to steal something, but now you are stupid." ”

Yiguang was unhappy and said, "Then I want to hear what you think?"

Bai Yuxiao said: "Wouldn't it be good if you first click on the acupoints on my hands and feet, and then untie my rope." ”

He patted his leg and smiled: "Yes, yes, why did I forget the acupoint." ”

Sure enough, he clicked on the acupoints on Bai Yuxiao's hands and feet, and then untied the ropes tied to his hands and feet, and then said with a smile: "Okay, now I'm going to use the wrong hands." ”

As soon as he touched the light, according to what Bai Yuxiao said, he reached out and pinched the acupoints on his hands and feet.

Bai Yuxiao was secretly happy, only to see that as soon as he touched the light, he pinched Bai Yuxiao's right hand and right foot, and Bai Yuxiao's right hand clasped the hand like lightning.

He was taken aback when he touched it, and wanted to avoid it, but it was too late, his hand had been tightly pinched by Bai Yuxiao, deep into the flesh and bones, and it hurt so much that he could only cry out for the sake of pain when he touched it.

Bai Yuxiao smiled: "Now it's my turn." ”

As soon as he touched the light, he shouted in pain: "How can this be, I obviously sealed the acupoints on your hands and feet, how could you immediately untie the acupoints by yourself." ”

Bai Yuxiao smiled and said, "I'm sorry, you solved the acupoints on my body." ”

"I solved it?" As soon as he touched the light, he was confident that he was not stupid enough to unlock Bai Yuxiao's acupoint.

Bai Yuxiao saw that his face was full of doubts, and said with a smile: "Have you forgotten that I taught you the technique of dividing the muscles and bones, and the acupuncture points held by the fingers?"

As soon as he touched the light, he realized that those acupoints were originally the key points of the hands and feet, but they were sealed, and they were unlocked as soon as he took them.

Yiguang smiled bitterly: "I didn't think of a thousand calculations, but in the end, I was bypassed by you." ”

Bai Yuxiao sealed the acupoints on his body, unlocked the acupoints on his left hand and foot, and retrieved the jade flute that had been taken away from Yituguang's body.

Bai Yuxiao said: "You just wanted to deal with me, how should I deal with you now?"

Yiguang smiled and said, "I'm afraid you don't have time to deal with me here." ”

Bai Yuxiao said: "But I have a lot of time now. ”

Yiguang smiled and said: "It seems that when people are the most proud, they are also the most negligent, and you and I are the same." ”

Although Bai Yuxiao felt that what he said was very reasonable, he was puzzled and asked, "What do you mean by this?"

Yiguang smiled and said, "Have you forgotten the girl named Yuncai'er?"

When Bai Yuxiao heard this, he asked anxiously, "Tell me quickly, where is that girl now?"

Yiguang sneered: "Why should I tell you?"

Bai Yuxiao pinched his bare neck and said angrily: "If you don't tell me, I'll kill you." ”

Bai Yuxiao was anxious, and his shot was naturally heavy.

Yiguang gasped and said, "If you don't let go, I'll be strangled to death by you." ”

Bai Yuxiao knew that he couldn't eat hot tofu in a hurry, so he withdrew his hand and said, "Okay, now you can say it." ”

After taking a few breaths of air, he said, "Yes, but you have to promise me one condition." ”

Bai Yuxiao sneered: "You are now in my hands, and you still want to put forward conditions." ”

Yi touched the light and said: "If you don't agree, or don't want to get half a word from my mouth." ”

Bai Yuxiao looked at Guangguang's determined expression and knew that his words counted.

"Okay, tell me about it. ”

Yi touched the light and said: "I said it, but you have to let me go after I say it." ”