Chapter 5: You Dare to Pump Me?
Chapter 5
The outer door of the Guiyuan Sect, the bedroom next to the stable. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Jiang Cheng kept humming after knowing that he had been put on the spot by this system and modified into some ancient holy body.
In the end, it was the system in my mind that got tired of it, and explained it.
"Ding! The host doesn't have to be so distressed, even if there is no Ancient Holy Body, the system will automatically reduce the host's absorption efficiency of the heaven and earth aura in another way. ”
"Why? Is there something wrong with your system, do you want your host to be a waste of firewood?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously.
As a qualified Great Dreamer, the system doesn't want the host to indulge in such a meaningless thing as the practice of spitting. ”
"Meaningless...... things. The corners of Jiang Cheng's mouth twitched slightly, and after his eyes purred, he said, "You are doing this, which is actually not conducive to me becoming a big dreamer." Think about it, in the future, if there is a monk who has a foundation building period or even higher cultivation dream that needs me to fulfill it, what will I do? Even if I say that the ceiling is rotten, people will not listen to me, right?"
Jiang Cheng said this verbally, but in fact, what he thought in his heart was: Without cultivation, how can I pretend to be X in front of worldly mortals, and how can I fly with a sword.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host on the IQ line, give a verbal reward! Don't be smart, everything you can think of, the system has already thought of it, so pay attention to the wording of the system just now, the system says 'the practice of breathing is meaningless', not that the practice is meaningless. ”
"If you don't vomit, how can you practice?"
"Ding! It's good that the system directly injects the true qi into your body, and the host's IQ is offline again. ”
"Break into my body, is it so strong?" Jiang Cheng was shocked, only then did he realize that he had just fallen into a misunderstanding of thinking, other monks in this world could indeed only honestly spit out and cultivate, but he was different, he was a man with a golden finger, would he care about this?
"So what are you waiting for...... Quick, give me a package that will go straight to level 100, so that I can go to the Yuan Infant Stage to have a good time!" Jiang Cheng thought that after he became a Yuan Infant Monk, he came out of the stable and killed all sides, and the beautiful scene of hanging the vicious woman named Ma Yurong at the inner door and the mountain behind her was suddenly satisfied.
It's just a pity that before Jiang Cheng's obscenity ended, the system once again ruthlessly pulled him back to reality.
"Ding! Don't dream, how can pie fall from the sky, how much the system injects true qi into you is measured. ”
"What kind of measure?" Jiang Cheng was disappointed, and muttered to himself with some complaint in his heart, routines, these are all damn routines.
"Ding! How many dreams the host has helped the teenager accomplish and how much progress they have made, the system will reward the host with the corresponding True Qi. ”
"How many dreams have been accomplished...... I don't understand what that means. ”
"Ding! To put it simply, it is to help the dream boys, and watch them pretend to be forced, so that you have the corresponding experience points. ”
As soon as these words came out, Jiang Cheng immediately became a little unhappy, and snorted, "System, what do you mean by this?" In total, I can't achieve my dream, and I can't pretend to be forced, so I even have to watch others pretend to be forced, and applaud him silently. Are you going too far?"
"Ding! That's the truth. It's a bit excessive, but it'...... What can you do with me?"
"I%×&...... %&%%...... &&......”
"Ding! detects the host's swear words and curses, and gives a 'one strike' warning, please pay attention to the host, 'Three strikes out!' At that time, the system will automatically clear the host's various talent cultivation, shortening the host's Ding Ding to only half the distance now. ”
"Shhhh
Jiang Cheng gasped, and immediately changed to another face when he heard this, and said with a smile on his face, "Oh, just kidding, just kidding, don't be so excited and nervous." Right?"
"By the way, system, I just helped that guy Li Du rise to four small realms in a row, and directly jumped to the cultivation of the fifth level of qi refining, this should be regarded as helping others fulfill their dreams, don't you reward me with some experience?"
"Ding! The experience potion containing 400 experience points has arrived, please pay attention to the host. ”
Jiang Cheng opened the package suspiciously, looked at the experience potion lying quietly in it, and was also a little surprised, and said, "Yo, is there really an experience potion in it?"
"Ding! No comment. ”
"You ......"
Jiang Cheng stared, and was about to say something more, but who would have thought that at this moment, an arrogant shout suddenly came from outside the house.
"Where's that little king and eight lambs in Jiangcheng? Come out for me! How did you raise a horse? My eldest brother's wind-chasing horse has been hungry and lost weight for a few days, where are you? Did the outer sect send you here to raise horses to sleep on you?"
As he spoke, he heard only a bang, and his wooden door was directly smashed to pieces.
Outside the house, a thin young man with a horsewhip and a fierce face walked in with his hands in his hands.
looked at Jiang Cheng, who was lying peacefully on the bed, and immediately raised his eyebrows, revealing his fierce face, and said, "Stinky boy, life is quite comfortable, is it still lying on the bed?
As he spoke, he didn't give Jiang Cheng a chance to react, and raised his hand and whipped towards Jiang Cheng in front of him.
"Hey, wait!"
Jiang Cheng waved his hand to stop, but it was obviously too late at this moment.
As he spoke, the horsewhip in the wizened young man's hand had already been swung down heavily and struck on Jiang Cheng's right arm.
There was a crunch sound.
"Shhhh
Jiang Cheng immediately gasped, and with this whip, Jiang Shan felt that the sweat all over his body was pulled out.
When I looked down, I saw that the cloth on my right arm had been torn apart, and after the whip, a red whip mark was left.
The person who came to attack was extremely serious, you must know that this is the injury after he has been promoted to the ancient holy body, if it is still the physical quality of the previous one, I am afraid that it will inevitably open the flesh.
Feeling the scorching pain coming from his right arm, Jiang Cheng also had a nameless fire surging up in his heart, looking at the person in front of him and roaring.
"It's so heavy, do you want to smoke someone dead?!"
The person who came was slightly stunned when he said this, and then smiled disdainfully, "What about sucking people to death? You die when you die, do you think the Discipline Hall will punish me because of you?" ”
"Fuck, so arrogant, you're going to be struck by lightning if you're pretending to be forced like this, do you know?"
"Thunderstruck, you stinky boy, you dare to curse me, I think you really want to die, don't you?" the man sneered, and took another step forward with his horsewhip.
Seeing this, Jiang Cheng didn't want to talk nonsense with him, so he directly transmitted his voice to the system.
"Use the experience pack immediately, a miscellaneous fish in the second layer of qi refining will dare to be arrogant in front of me, see that I don't slap his face swollen!"