"Erha gluttony...... You're fucking kidding me, is this really going to be reliable?"

Seeing that the original domineering gluttony in the mouth of the two dogs turned into a gluttonous decision, Sun Wu only felt that his little heart was trembling, after a night of time, under the crazy ravages of the two dogs, Sun Wu already had an infinite shadow of the word Erha, although the two dogs kept saying that there was absolutely no problem with this method, but seeing the two dogs' stunned looks, they were suspicious from the head to the heels. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Humble slave! What do you know if you have meowed! The gluttony of the flood is the unparalleled method that my gluttonous clan can only get by the love of heaven and earth! It's a pity that in this world, the aura is too thin, so I have modified it a little and turned it into a gluttonous decision. I was definitely not forced to change it because I became a husky!"

Sun Wu, who was sitting on the bus, recalled the last words of the second dog when he was leaving, it should have been a peaceful cultivation to become stronger, but the last sentence of the thief shouting to catch the thief, why did he make himself so uneasy?

"Whatever, although these two dogs are unreliable, judging from their performance this night, there are not a few words he said that are false! Listening to his method of cultivation, I don't think there should be any major problems! Now it's better to go to work with peace of mind, and I don't know what kind of partner Brother Donkey has found for me!"

Sun Wu, who was tossed by Ergouzi all night, waited until he got the gluttonous decision that Ergouzi had promised a long time ago, it was already early in the morning, take a look at this point, and then think about the new partner that Brother Lu said, Sun Wu simply gritted his teeth and stopped sleeping!

After washing, I don't know if my brain is broken, I went to the top floor to watch the sunrise in my clothes, and finally crawled back home with a shiver like a dog, and then in the disdainful eyes of the second dog, after repeatedly telling the second dog not to make trouble at home, Sun Wu finally stepped on the three-way bus to the company.

Under the unremitting crowding of the uncles and aunts on the bus, Sun Wu finally recovered his body temperature and resurrected, thinking about the cultivation method taught by the two dogs, and then thinking about the partner who is about to appear mysteriously in the company today, and I don't know what kind of crooked melon and cracked dates it will be, Sun Wu can't help but be a little excited!

After arriving at the company, there was still nearly an hour before work.

It is rare for Sun Wu to come so early, and he found that this is the point, the little alpaca company has already opened the door, and as soon as he pushed the door in, he found that there were two bastards in the company, Banya and Fat, who were sneaky with their backs to the gate and didn't know what they were doing.

"Holy shit, fatty, why are you two bastards here so early?"

Sun Wu's words frightened the fat man and Banya, and then turned around and saw that it was Sun Wu who was talking behind his back, and after breathing a sigh of relief, he also scolded angrily:

"Damn, who did I think it was, scared me to death! Why did you come so early today, I, I wasn't late! If this was seen by Brother Donkey, I guess I wouldn't be excited to hang myself?"

In the fat man's mouth, the figure of the donkey brother and the alpaca, the excited performance is either hanging or jumping off the building, anyway, he has not had a good time.

The fat man and the donkey brother are about the same, they both belong to the fat expansion shape, but the weight is the same as 180, the fat man also has a height of 180, and it looks like a mountain of meat from a distance, as for the donkey brother, uh, the altitude of 150 can only be said to be a grinding plate, and secular words such as dwarf winter melon are no longer enough to describe the astonishing of donkey brother.

"I said that you can't say anything nice about the fat man, although the donkey brother is ugly, fat, short, and stingy, but he still has little hair! Next time, don't talk about hanging yourself and jumping off the building, but jump into the river! Look at how literary and artistic it is!"

The reason why the three of Banya Fat Man and Sun Wu can become the most iron buddies is not for nothing, a cheap word is enough to make the three of them embarrassed and get together in unison.

Hearing the weird voice of Banya's yin and yang, Sun Wu and the fat man couldn't help laughing, these two guys came so early today, originally planned to prepare a "beautiful" welcome ceremony for their new colleagues, but now they can't think of any good ideas, so they just sit here and talk nonsense.

"Hey, I said Sun Wu, the three of us have the most bad ideas for you, think about one, they were all your ideas before! If you hadn't taken care of me for your intimate care of me last time, I thought it would have been a good thing for your grandson!"

As soon as he heard the fat man talk about diarrhea again, he saw that Banya's eyes had changed, in order to save his life, Sun Wu hurriedly said:

"That's it, why do I have too many ideas? Brother, this is called Sao's introverted, this is called really cheap and not leaky! You know, I want to fix that new guy, right, it's still the old rule, a basin of water or a bucket of water, choose one!"

As soon as they heard Sun Wu's words, the fat man and Banya laughed, although this idea is a little old, but it is also classic and practical.

Although the Slut Alliance has already decided on the project, who is going to release the water is in trouble again.

The fat man and Banya agreed that since Sun Wu had lost the year-end bonus, it was natural for him to make a move, and invited him to dinner afterwards. And in order to keep next year's year-end bonus, and the so-called dinner of these two bastards is just a bowl of beef noodles and two eggs, he feels that it is really not cost-effective, so he is naturally unwilling to make the first sheep, so the three of them discussed for a long time, but in the end the bullshit was not done.

It's okay to talk for a long time, the time is already about the same, and the other people in the company are already angry one after another, look at it, it's not long before you go to work, and at this moment, the door of the company was suddenly pushed open.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, almost everyone was suffocated when they saw clearly the cold and beautiful woman with short hair and stunning appearance at the door!

Especially Shi Man, the suffocation is even worse!

This woman's appearance is extremely cold, and her beautiful eyebrows and eyes reveal an indescribable neutral taste.

But the beauty of this unknown woman is not the reason why Sun Wu is suffocated, the reason why Sun Wu feels suffocated is because of this woman, Sun Wu's mother's understanding!

This woman is actually a friend of the cousin of Sun Wu's ex-girlfriend's good friend! Although the two have only met once, such a beautiful Sun Wu can be said to be unforgettable! And Sun Wu believes that this beautiful woman must be unforgettable for himself, after all, when they met that day, he accidentally poured tea on each other's chest twice!

Thinking back to the time when she left, this beautiful woman gritted her teeth, Sun Wu felt that he had been deeply imprinted in her bone marrow!

Just when all the colleagues were amazed and Sun Wu was shocked, Brother Donkey appeared very coincidentally.

Seeing a tall and thin man standing at the door, because of the altitude, the donkey brother who couldn't see his head clearly only thought that the goods at the door were Sun Wu again, and he didn't want to think about it, so he waved his briefcase and knocked on her cheeks at the person at the door!

"Ahh

has always been a cold and glamorous beauty, her face was flushed below her neck all of a sudden, and she didn't want to turn around, and then she slapped her hard!

Under the collective gaze of the fourteen male compatriots, I saw that Brother Donkey was directly pumped and flew up in the air! The saliva that came out was mixed with something similar to a big tooth, and in the early morning sun, it flashed with the brilliance of its wings, reflecting a beautiful rainbow!

In the end, under the silent gaze of everyone, Brother Donkey landed again, and then I didn't know who started it, and the company finally resounded with a sparse applause!

"What a beautiful slap in the eye!