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Wu Wei squinted comfortably and lay in the hot tub full of bubbles, his fingertips twitching, the bubbles burst, the mist rose, and bursts of aroma lingered.

Squeak!

A slight screeching sound came.

The slight sound of the door opening made Wu Wei's heart startle, and he turned his head to look, but this look made his eyes widen: "N, nun?"

Pushing the door in, it was a tall Taoist girl wearing a light yellow ~ color Taoist robe and holding a dust.

"She, how did she get in? Haven't I locked it up?"

Wu Wei was a little confused, and he was at a loss for what to do.

was guessing what the nun wanted to do, and the next scene that he would never forget for the rest of his life: "This is the ......"

Aunt Dao didn't seem to know that there was someone in the bathroom, so she gently closed the door, and even began to untie her wide clothes, and after a while, she took off naked.

Straight and slender thighs, snow-white and delicate skin, and a convex and backward figure......

Looking up, a perfect goose egg face is white and red, and the delicate facial features are arranged on it in a way that is close to the golden ratio, looking small and exquisite, and impeccable.

What a wonderful beauty, a smile in the city, and then a smile in the country!

At this moment, Wu Wei seemed to have forgotten everything, only feeling that his heart was swaying, his whole body was hot, and two nosebleeds spurted out wildly.

"Ahh

As if sensing something, Dao Gu's eyes swept over, and she saw a naked fat man lying in the bathtub, spraying nosebleeds, and staring at her without blinking.

"Whore, dare to peep at the poor body and take a bath, accept your life!"

I didn't see how the woman moved, but I saw a flash of yellow light, and the figure of Dao Gu disappeared suddenly.

In the next second, Dao Gu with a face full of shame came to Wu Wei.

I don't know where she came from, but at this moment, the goose zodiac dress was already neatly dressed, and her slender jade hand fanned towards Wu Wei like a storm of wind and rain.

The whole action was so smooth that it was so fast that even Wu Wei didn't react before he saw the golden light flashing in front of him and his face was hot.

"Monster, no, nun, no, teacher, master, how do you beat people......?"

The pain made Wu Weideng wake up, and he hurriedly waved his big hand full of fat to resist, but no matter how he blocked it, the slap still slapped him in the face accurately: "Ouch, hey! You're still unreasonable, obviously I'm taking a bath, you broke in with a big grin, and you stripped naked without making a sound......

"Dare to quibble, the poor body said that you peep is voyeurism. ”

Dao Gu glared angrily, her almost flawless face was awe-inspiring and murderous, and the jade palm fell on Wu Wei's face like an overwhelming sound, and there was a crisp sound of crackling.

"My aunt and grandmother...... We must have misunderstood, misunderstood. ”

"Damn, don't hit people in the face! I still have to rely on this face to eat! Ouch, aunt, grandma, you tap, tap ......."

"Oh, Mrs. Shi, I was wrong, don't peek at you taking a bath again, okay......"

After being beaten for a long time, Wu Wei seemed to understand that this matter must be smeared and blackened, and the blacker it is, the more he will be beaten, so he doesn't bother to say anything more. He blinked his swollen eyes a few times, and his eyes instantly became misty.

"Alas!"

Miserable and miserable, he suddenly raised his head and sighed affectionately: "Pity me for my eighty-year-old mother and two-year-old child waiting to be fed." When I die, who will do filial piety to my mother, and who will breastfeed my son. ”

Seeing Wu Wei's big face that was close at hand but had swollen into a pig's head and was full of nosebleeds, Dao Gu was slightly stunned, and stopped slapping stiffly, staring at this other party with her eyes.

Just for a moment, her expression became strange and abnormal: "You are too bad, obviously you are still a virgin~ man, where did you come from?"

"Uh...... You even know that?"

Wu Wei sweated wildly and was speechless for a while.

Dao Gu ignored him and continued: "You have strong cheekbones and a thick and round chin, you must be a guy who knows how to enjoy." Well, you can understand it as laziness. ”

Before he finished speaking, he put Bai Yu's fingers on his wrist, which was as thick as his thighs.

After half a ring, Dao Gu withdrew her fingers with an incredible face, wiped the beads of sweat oozing from her face, and was secretly frightened: "Good girl, there are really such lazy people in the world, it seems that today's harvest is not small!"

"Well, that thing couldn't be more suitable for him, and it was not in vain to get it in vain. ”

And at this moment, Wu Wei let Dao Gu's fingertips rage on his wrist, and he didn't know what the other party was thinking, he just felt that now was a great opportunity to clarify himself.

After the thought was filtered in his mind, he couldn't care about the pain on his face anymore, and crawled out of the bathtub with his hands and feet, and the fat all over his body trembled, and there was a crackling sound between the layers of flesh rolling: "Mrs. Shi really has a good eye, that's right, I am indeed a virgin ~ male, since I am a virgin ~ male, it proves that I am not an adulterer." And I'm very, very lazy, and a lazy person like me will get your hands dirty if you hit me......"

"If you look at something you shouldn't see, you dare to be poor, watch and fight!"

Dao Gu watched the panicked Wu Wei run in front of her, stared at her again, and raised her palm to fan it.

Looking at the white and tender palm that was about to fall, Wu Wei was so frightened that his legs became weak: "Don't, if you fight again, you will die, Mrs. Shi, you have a lot, just spare me this time!"

"Do you know now that you're afraid? You beg me, if I am happy, maybe I will accept you. ”

Dao Gu said that her hands were crossed on her waist very unfiguratively, her toes moved rhythmically, and her face was full of arrogance.

"Take me?"

Wu Wei was stunned for a moment, and with bare feet, he circled around the Dao Gu who had a beautiful face but no image of a woman like a ball of meat.

"It's really white, it's big, it's so ......"

"It's just this image...... Could this be the quirky personality of a master?"

"Alas, forget it, it's a big deal to be aggrieved when you do that, and you have to automatically filter the image problem. ”

Wu Wei swallowed a mouthful of saliva, squinted his eyes and howled: "Mrs. Shi, take me quickly, take me away! In the days to come, no matter whether I go up the knife mountain or the sea of fire, I, Wu Wei, will definitely go all out, well, even if I am allowed to die, I will never blink." ”

"Well, the apprentice has this intention, and I am very pleased with the teacher, come here!"

Dao Gu nodded with satisfaction, the hands inserted in her waist had been withdrawn at some point, and there was a smug smile on her face, which was similar to the Dao Gu who had raised her eyebrows and raised her eyes before.

"In vain?"

Wu Wei looked at the beautiful Dao Gu stupidly.

Can anyone tell me what's going on?

What about the fairy couple?

What's the matter with this apprentice?

Could it be ......

Wu Wei faintly guessed that he might have misunderstood the meaning of Daogu, and his face was full of embarrassment: Damn, it's big, it's really big!

However, he soon stopped dwelling on this problem, and his eyes rolled to the eyes of this cheap beauty master, rubbing his hands and asking with a smile: "Master, now I am also your apprentice, cough cough, that, should you give me a copy of the magic secret book or something?"

"Since you have already apprenticed, you will not lose yourself as a teacher. ”

"No, this is a good thing that the teacher exchanged for his life on a trip to the scientific and technological plane, so I will give it to you as a meeting gift!"

Dao Gu's slender jade fingers quickly pointed at Wu Wei's forehead, and the corners of her mouth were even more imperceptible.

Wu Wei only felt a tingling pain in his eyebrows, and then a strong message poured into his mind like a tide.

[Lazy Immortal Cultivation System. 】

I went, it turned out to be the most awesome system stream!

Wu Wei's heart is already happy, isn't this the golden finger of the protagonist in today's online novels?

The cheap beauty master gave him a super gift, which is definitely a good thing.

What is it called?

Jiren has a natural appearance, and lazy people really have lazy blessings, hahaha......

"Don't rejoice too soon. Dao Gu looked disdainful.

"What do you mean?"

Wu Wei suddenly felt bad and asked hurriedly.

"Let me tell you the good news first, with this system, you will completely change your life, to put it mildly, your future will definitely soar, and you can do anything. ”

"I knew the master wouldn't be so stingy. ”

Wu Wei was so happy that the corners of his mouth almost didn't crack to the root of his ears.

"Uh...... I'll tell you the bad news: once this system settles in the host, the host body will be like chaos at the beginning, and yin and yang will be one. That said, some of your features will undergo a series of huge changes starting today, unless ......"

Dao Gu stopped at this point, blinking her big beautiful eyes and gloating at a certain part of Wu Wei.

Wu Wei was furious when he saw the beautiful master, and in shock, he lowered his head and followed the beautiful master's gaze, which made him almost sad and indignant.

I saw that my body was expanding rapidly like a balloon, getting thicker and fatter, and after a while, I became a whole circle fatter than before.

It's not enough that his body has become fat, but what makes him even more heartbroken is that the big guy who was originally majestic and energetic and a pillar of optimus is gone, and he can only see a small wooden stake the size of a pencil head and a centimeter in length.

Moreover, I am obviously still in a state of excitement now.

If it softly drops...... Isn't there only one pit to see?

Thinking of such a fat body in the future, but living a life of neither men nor women, no human beings and no ghosts, Wu Wei felt a chill.

grabbed Aunt Dao very undisciplinedly, and wailed with a handful of snot and tears: "Master, I am still young, I am not married, and the glorious task of inheriting the family has not been completed...... Moreover, for a lazy person like me, I will definitely not be able to carry forward your inheritance, and you old man can do it, so you can take it back......"

"Ahem, this, don't worry, you can recover soon. Dao Gu looked up at the ceiling, looking like a tall man.

"How long will it take?"

Wu Wei felt that there was a play, so he hurriedly reached out and wiped the tears on his face that were not at all, and asked expectantly.

"If you work hard, it is estimated that it will only be one or two hundred years!"

"One or two hundred years?"

Wu Wei's heart collapsed, and he faintly realized that the nun suddenly appeared here today, and it was clearly premeditated and planned to trap him.

After thinking about it, Wu Wei was furious, and jumped out of the door as if flying: "I, I, I'm just a student, you, you, you stinky nun, dead liar, neurotic, old pervert, I don't want to be your apprentice, bye-bye, Sanyou!"

"It's late, once that thing has already entered the main body of the host, even if Taishang Laojun comes out, there is nothing he can do. ”

Dao Gu shook her head, looking at the meat ball that was fleeing quickly with a little playfulness in her eyes: "You and I are destined to become masters and apprentices, since the will of heaven is like this, then follow the destiny of heaven and go and carry it forward!"

Seeing Dao Guyu's hand, Wu Wei only felt that the air in front of him was distorted, and his fat body was pulled into a dark and cold space by a powerful force.

"I am the Nine Heavens Xuannu, and the day you ascend to immortality is the time when you and I meet.

............

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Jingle Bell ......

In Huainan No. 1 Middle School, the class bell rang over the entire school, and the students on the playground and in the corridor hurried to their classrooms.

On the third floor, the classroom of the first class of the senior high school.

Peng Yanqing supported her chin with one hand, and her two beautiful big eyes looked at the fat man lying on the desk with a slap on her mouth without blinking, and felt strange in her heart: "This guy seems to have gained a lot of weight, is it my delusion?"

Shaking his head, he took the book and tapped it a few times: "Weiwei, wake up, wake up." ”

"Master, let me go back quickly! I really can't complete your glorious mission. ”

Hearing the sound in his ears, Wu Wei subconsciously wiped the transparent object at the corner of his mouth and whispered.

"Master?"

Peng Yanqing frowned slightly, and said in her heart that this guy has read too many novels, and he can't even distinguish between reality and fantasy?

He rolled his eyes, put his hands to his lips to make a trumpet shape, and shouted word by word: "Teacher Shen is here." ”

This sound was at least an octave higher than usual, and the students in the entire classroom looked over in surprise, and saw that it was the class flower beauty and the fat man Wu Wei who were fighting, and quickly turned their heads away, as if all this was too normal to be normal.

"Ah...... Teacher Shen, is Teacher Shen here?"

Wu Wei opened his eyes suddenly, sat upright for the first time, layers of fat trembled up and down in his close-fitting shirt, and his sleepy-eyed eyes looked cautiously towards the podium.

When it was confirmed that there was no teacher Shen on the podium, he let out a long breath.

Suddenly, Wu Wei thought of something, suddenly turned his head, looked at the familiar and beautiful little face beside him with a hint of smugness, and pouted: "I said beauty, people are scary and will scare people to death, please don't play like this in the future, okay?"

Seeing that the beauty's face was getting darker and darker, Wu Wei immediately silenced, sneered and gave the little beauty an OK gesture, and the sleepy-eyed eyes just now suddenly became bright, with a hint of thief light.

"Poof! I thought you wouldn't have to wake up when you fell asleep. ”

Seeing the other party's aggrieved look, Peng Yanqing couldn't help laughing, squinted her eyes and teased: "The next class is Teacher Shen's class, don't say I didn't remind you." ”

"Oh...... That, today, Friday, go to the movie at night. ”

"Now there are only two months left to go before the final exam, and the next semester is going to face the college entrance examination, where is the time?"

Peng Yanqing's face was speechless, and at the same time a little helpless.

The tablemate next to her is her classmate from elementary school to the present, and the relationship between the two has always been very good. The other party's family is rich and wealthy, and his father is the boss of Wu's Group, a well-known enterprise in Huainan City.

As a rich second generation, Wu Wei himself is also proficient in eating, drinking, and having fun, and has the reputation of being crazy in No. 1 Middle School.

However, this guy is different from other evil boys, he never bullies the weak, and he doesn't participate in prostitution and gambling, at most he just eats, drinks and has fun with buddies who play well.

Moreover, he is very righteous, as long as his friends are bullied, he will definitely try to help find a way to get back, which makes his popularity at school always good.

This guy will have a good score when he is admitted to the first middle school, and he will rank in the top ten in the whole grade. No one knows why, after entering the second year of high school, this guy seems to have changed a person, in addition to sleeping or sleeping in class every day, his grades have plummeted, and the scores in each subject have not exceeded 30 points.

Almost all the teachers who came to teach him were amazed by the great changes in him and helped him enlighten him.

However, after a year of hard work, he found that there was no effect and he completely lost confidence in him, as long as he did not disturb his classmates in his class, he would go without disturbing the class.

And this Wu Shao seems to understand that he has been abolished, and he has always been very cooperative with the teachers of various subjects, and as soon as the class bell rings, he will be very 'well-behaved' and sleep with his head down, and no longer disturb other students.

In a year, he grew fat, and his weight of one hundred and thirty pounds, which was originally a normal weight, was slept by him to one hundred and seventy-eight pounds, which was basically the same as his height.

Although he would sleep without fear in other classes, he was an exception for Chinese classes.

I don't know why, Wu Wei only didn't fall behind in the Chinese class, in Teacher Shen Mengting's class, this guy not only didn't sleep, but also took it very seriously, and always showed a positive and good student in front of Teacher Shen.

Because of this, although his grades were at the bottom of his grade, his Chinese scores were surprisingly good, and he was able to maintain the first place in the whole grade in every exam.

Because of his good Chinese grades, Teacher Shen Mengting also tried her best to protect him when she was assigned to the class twice, so that he was not assigned to the garbage class.

Peng Yanqing understood that she didn't have that life, and in order to improve her grades, she was busy with the southeast and northwest every day, and even squeezed out her sleep time, which almost made her endocrine disorder.

But even if she works so hard, she is still worried that she will not be able to get into the school of her choice, and she is afraid that she will not be able to find a good job after graduation.

Look at people again? Even if you sleep every day, you can sit back and relax and sleep with a good future.

Alas, people are really angry compared to people.

"Final exams, then, let's talk about it when you have time!"

Seeing that she refused, Wu Wei touched his nose and didn't say anything more, sat up straight, took out the Chinese textbook and looked at it in a decent way.

"Nima, I had such a strange nightmare, don't do anything bad!"

On the surface, I was reading a book, but I was afraid for a while.

If Teacher Shen catches herself sleeping in her class, with her overall grades, she will definitely be kicked to the bad class report, and it is the kind that has no mercy to talk about.

In Huainan No. 1 Middle School, you can not know who the principal is, but you must not know Teacher Shen Mengting.

Shen Mengting graduated from Jiangnan Normal University two years ago, and came to Huainan No. 1 Middle School for just two years.

Not to mention that she is beautiful, her temperament is innate, and her beauty can definitely rank in the top five among thousands of teachers and students in the entire No. 1 Middle School.

She is also a famous talented girl in a high school, published several online romance novels on the starting point Chinese network, outstanding results, beautiful love stories are popular throughout the school, almost all boys, including unmarried male teachers, default themselves to the male protagonist in her novels, and many male teachers regard her as their future half of the target candidate.

Wu Wei also admires this beautiful Shen Mengting and beautiful homeroom teacher, and it is not an exaggeration to say that she is a fan.

He once faintly expressed his admiration for this teacher Shen in his composition, and this incident also became a joke for the teachers and students of the school after dinner.

But Wu Wei didn't care, he still went his own way, and made up his mind that even if he couldn't catch up, he couldn't let other teachers catch up, because, in his heart, there was no male teacher in this school who was worthy of Shen Mengting.

To borrow a popular phrase on the Internet: A good cabbage can't let a pig arch.

In fact, Wu Wei also knew that Teacher Shen Mengting's liking for him was limited to the pure teacher-student affection that the teacher had for his students.

But is this important?

The answer is no - it doesn't matter.

The important thing is that he likes it, and he firmly believes that as long as there is perseverance, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle.

Work hard and everything will be fine.

Tap! Tap! Tap!

Outside the door, the crisp sound of high heels rubbing against the floor hit the hearts of everyone in the first class of high school like a hammer, and the whole class was sitting in danger at this moment.

"1234, 2234, it's Mr. Shen, that's right. ”

Wu Wei listened to the familiar melody of footsteps, and also retracted his thoughts, both nervous and excited, waiting for today's only Chinese class.