In the distance, a cloud of dust was flying, and two big men with big white teeth were whipped on the horse's buttocks with small leather whips in their hands. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Luo San's eyelids jumped when he saw it, and a song of the earth surrounded Luo San's ears, and he couldn't help but sing it casually.

"Horse runner, you are mighty and majestic. ”

"I would like to go to that heaven with you. ”

"A horse and a flat chest, let you wander. ”

"Your steed is as wide as the earth. ”

......

Everyone looked at Luo San in unison, Lu Buwei looked at Luo San tremblingly, and his hands were unconsciously quietly put behind his back, blocking his buttocks.

But to be honest, it's a good song.

The carriage was bumpy, accompanied by the sound of hey, and thanks to the straw inside, it could be regarded as making Zhong Nanshan feel better.

When I opened my eyes, the world was spinning.

The two big men turned around and looked at Zhong Nanshan flatteringly, smiling slightly.

Zhong Nanshan's first reaction was......

I'm going to throw up!

The horses neighed and flew all the way to the academy.

A red carpet leads straight into the house, and a huge red stripe has powerful writing on it, but I don't know what it is.

"That should be Lü Buwei, Scholar Lü. Biao Han nodded, "The last time I saw him, he is not an ordinary person." Hey, brother, you're going to be wronged. ”

Luo San didn't know what these two were muttering, but Luo San was still a little unhappy about the people who ruined his plan. So he didn't get angry: "Two strong men, what about the Zhong Steward?"

"Scholar Lu, you are very old. The little fat man with the leather whip arched his waist, "Don't you remember me? I am the owner of the donkey." ”

Luo San frowned, lost face, and glanced at Lu Buwei, who stole his limelight, with dissatisfaction.

Lu Buwei groaned, looked at the little fat man in front of him, and an unknown drunken past flashed in his mind.

In that dark night, a lonely little donkey howled in the pen, her voice so sweet, so delicate...... Especially after Lu Buwei saw the big fat buttocks...... Finally, Lu Buwei still couldn't help but cross this bar.

The little fat man chased after him with a leather whip, but fortunately, Lu Buwei hid in the grass and escaped.

From that day on, why did the female donkey howl frequently in the middle of the night, why did hundreds of female dogs dare not appear? Who trampled on the grass on the wall of the old nun's home, and why did the ninety-year-old lady die tragically on the street? Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the fall? Is it the outburst of sex or the helplessness of hunger and thirst? Therefore, the spearhead of all this is pointed at the mysterious man who was driven away by people in the middle of the night!

Lü Buwei wanted to say.

This has a relationship with me!

But the black pot is back.

"That, who, Xiao Lu. Lu Buwei had a gloomy face and said to the little boy: "Take them to the backyard and give them some reward." Go for it. ”

"Big brother, have you forgotten me? I am the owner of the donkey!

The little fat man with the whip felt very angry, this was the rhythm of turning the sky upside down.

"You, shut up, don't talk to me. Lu Buwei slapped his thigh, ran forward and slapped the little fat man's mouth.

Luo San didn't react for a while, seeing that Lu Buwei was so panicked, he suddenly thought of the story of a donkey, looked at Lu Buwei in horror, and swallowed it with difficulty.

secretly cocked his thumb and admired it in his heart.

If you want to say that this guy is really good, with this courage, he can be an Internet celebrity on the earth, and the gold alliance leaders have at least tens of thousands.

Seeing the little fat man with the leather whip follow Xiao Lu towards the backyard, Luo San followed the sound to the back of the carriage.

"I know him, and I know that he is your steward, and when I met him this morning, he was ready to jump into the river. The rest of the big man explained, as if he was afraid that he would misunderstand, and continued: "We were afraid that he would not be able to jump down again, so we tied him up." ”

On the carriage lay an old man, bound in long strips of rope inside and out, looking like a caterpillar.

Especially with a blackened sock in my mouth, the taste is like a sour first love.

Luo San couldn't help laughing, turned around and looked at the blue fat man who was ready to show his big white teeth, and coughed at Zhong Nanshan: "Old man, your way of riding the carriage is too unique." Let him go, and stop doing stupid things. ”

The three people who came up hurriedly let go of Zhong Nanshan.

Zhong Nanshan took off the stinky socks, put his fingers in his mouth to his throat, and vomited all the bitterness in his stomach.

When I raised my face again, my white and tender face was already a sallow yellow.

"Yes, Zhong Lao, what kind of short-sightedness is you looking for. Lü Buwei echoed.

"The ghost wants to jump into the river!"

Zhong Nanshan was annoyed and angry, blew his beard and glared, grabbed his socks and smashed them on Lu Buwei. Don't mention the grievances along the way, I have been humiliated by this kind of humiliation at a lot of age, and I don't have any face.

"Blue Fatty. Luo San shouted.

As soon as the blue fat man heard the greeting, he hurriedly trotted all the way to Zhong Nanshan with a teacup and chopsticks.

Looking at the cup of clear ginseng tea in the tray, and a black pastry and Luo San's sincere face handed it in person, Zhong Nanshan's heart warmed, but he didn't expect anyone to be worried, so he planned to stand up and move his body.

In front of him, there were rows of teachers and students waiting, and of course, the first thing to see was the eye-catching red cloth strips.

Even he couldn't read the words on it.

"You ...... It's really my relatives who care so much about me when they see me being taken captive. ”

Zhong Nanshan muttered, his excited hands were trembling, and he looked at Luo San with arrogant eyes, as if to say: Look, this is my prestige among students!

I swallowed a cup of ginseng tea, and hesitated when I got the black pastry, but I couldn't bear the hunger, and my stomach was already too hungry to resist, so I grabbed it and devoured it.

A smile appeared on Luo San's face, although there were a few twists and turns, but the first level was finally completed.

Zhong Nanshan stood up and walked on the red carpet satisfied, and Luo San was still following him.

No way, who made this my home turf. Zhong Nanshan walked leisurely, and when he walked under the red bar, he instinctively stood and looked at what words were written.

"Hmm...... Not bad, not bad. This is ......" Zhong Nanshan couldn't understand it, but he couldn't say: "This word is...... Well, yes, that's good. ”

Zhong Nanshan planned to fool the past, but vaguely felt that he could understand it, so he stayed for a while longer, and rubbed his eyes again, and the word seemed to have changed...... Zhong Nanshan took a deep breath, his expression froze, and his angry hands trembled.

"Congratulations to Steward Zhong Nanshan for his first ...... Late. ”

Zhong Nanshan had three big black lines on his forehead.

"This is Lord Luo's idea. Lu Buwei didn't hear it clearly, only listened to congratulations, and thought that Zhong Nanshan liked it very much.

Luo San hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, no, it was still Master Lu who wrote and held the pen himself." Lord Lu is the first to take credit. ”

"Eh, no, I can't think of this idea without Lord Luo. ”

"If Master Lu hadn't called so many people out, this thing wouldn't have been able to be used. ”

"Lord Luo has made great contributions. ”

"It's still Lord Lu's great merit. ”