Mo Wen was said by Bai Wuchang, Lei was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, and in his mind, the image of the legendary Meng Po gradually merged with the image of a certain old lady sweeping the street.

"Shangguan, we have arrived, please get down. Black Impermanence bowed and said.

Mo Q&A answered, and fell a hundred meters away from the capital city, and the next moment a strong dead air came to his face, and Mo Wen couldn't help frowning.

"Shangguan has been in the world for a long time, and he can't stand the smell of our underworld, and when Lao Hei and I first came, we were almost fainted. Bai Wuchang laughed.

Mo Wen smiled bitterly: "It's okay." ”

"Then please Shangguan into the city. "Black impermanence obviously has a strong sense of time.

"See the two Impermanences. "When the shadow at the gate saw the impermanence of black and white, they knelt down on the ground from afar.

"No courtesy," Bai Wuchang still said with a smile, "It will be the New Festival in a few days, and the living souls are estimated to be indispensable, you must do your duty, and don't leave the criminals again." ”

"Yes, Lord Impermanence. A pale face peeked out from under the black armor.

"What's the New Festival?" Mo asked curiously.

"Qiqi Shangguan, this new festival is the New Year of the world. Bai Wuchang said with a smile, "Every time we celebrate the New Year's holiday, the world is busier than ever." ”

"Oh, does the underworld also celebrate the New Year?" asked Mo Wen curiously.

"It's natural, but it's not as grand as the human world, Lao Bai said that he is busy, in fact, in order to welcome the souls of the world," Hei Impermanence explained on the side, "As soon as there is a festival, the souls of the underworld will definitely multiply." ”

"Why is that?" Mo asked, wondering.

"It's very simple, most of them are drunk to death, some are sick, as soon as they come to the festival, they can't hold their mouths, chicken, duck and fish meat is called a sea to eat and drink lake, just like the last Mid-Autumn Festival, there was a doll who was choked to death by moon cakes, originally he still had fifty years of yang life, who wanted to run to report to the report, his parents were also very bastards, as soon as they saw that the baby was out of gas, they were immediately cremated, and they couldn't find their own body if they wanted to return their souls, Yan Jun had no choice but to let him jump into the team early and reincarnate, and be a pig for fifty years, and he was not afraid of choking to death if he ate anything. Bai Wuchang explained with a smile.

Mo Wen twitched his mouth and didn't ask again, he was really afraid that his little heart would not be able to stand it.

The three of them entered the city of Xudu, and there were more ghosts, which made Mo Wen curious, there were many shops in this city, computers, cars and even real estate agencies, and there were many things that Mo Wen didn't know, it was really everything. According to Bai Wuchang's words, this is called advancing with the times and developing production.

The three of them walked for another half an hour before they came to a city gate, and the yin who guarded the city was also replaced by a yin soldier, and the momentum was even more compelling.

"The judge instructed, Yan Jun is already waiting in the Yama Palace, please ask the two adults to take the official with him. ”

Black and white impermanence nodded in unison, and did not answer, but made a gesture of invitation to Mo Wen.

The inner city is very similar to the ancient imperial city, but it is much more magnificent than the city in the world, and it is lifeless, not a little angry, walking in the palace compound of Yan Jun, Mo Wen seems to have an illusion, which is more uncomfortable than a prison.

Turning around, the three of them finally walked to a palace, I don't know what the material of this palace is, the whole palace includes the pillars and eaves, the whole body is pitch black, there is no other color, the only difference is that on the door of the main hall, there are three black characters suspended "Yama Palace".

"Shangguan, please. Black Impermanence bowed and said.

Mo asked if it was a return salute, so he got up and walked towards the main hall.

"Hades, you give the master an explanation today, otherwise believe it or not, I will carry the small family to bombard your capital city. ”

Before he could walk in, Mo Wen heard an arrogant voice coming from the Yama Palace.

"Please wait a while, the Bodhisattva commanded, I want this gentleman to bring two distinguished guests, now you are the only one who comes, even if you go, I can't explain it. A kind voice rang out.

"You can't explain, master, I was sleeping with the girl in my arms, you coaxed me here with a word, but made me wait for three days and four nights, you are a bully when you are a master, right?"

"Where is Shangguan, how can we coax Shangguan, it is really due to the time difference, not that we are derelict in our duties, the lower official counts, and another Shangguan will arrive today. ”

"You guy who doesn't do pen work, believe it or not, I called my brother here and plucked all the hairs from your body?"

"Why bother with your guests, if you come, you will be safe. ”

"Gurgling, I short-circuited the speaker in my native language," the arrogant voice paused, "Okay, I'll see today, what kind of person has such a big face, so that the master has waited for so long, and he doesn't even have to fight." ”

Mo asked and stopped in confusion: "Who is inside, why are you so arrogant?"

Black Impermanence's face twitched: "It's the dragon of the planet Salo in the human realm, that's a pervert, we only know so much." ”

What kind of mess is there in the human realm, the planet Salo, Mo Wen shook his head and continued to walk in.

There is no darkness in the Yama Palace, it is brightly lit, there are only three people in the hall, one is sitting in the hall, dressed like an ancient emperor, I think it is the legendary King of Yama, and the one next to him is a mustache with an aggrieved face, the appearance of a dog-headed military advisor, and a large brush in his arms, should be the judge.

There was a young man standing under the main hall, but the young man was dressed strangely, wearing an unknown leotard, a small round hat on his head, and something like a pig's nose on his mouth.

"Your guests have come from afar, and this gentleman has lost his welcome, and he hopes to atone for his sins. When King Yama saw Mo Wen enter the main hall, his body that had been sitting upright finally left the dragon chair and got up to greet him.

Mo Wen bowed and smiled: "Yan Jun is polite." ”

King Yama is called an excited, look at the people this is called a corporal Lixian, and then look at the pig-headed guy, black and white judgment.

"You're the guy who made the master unable to shoot for three days?" the young man named Long looked Mo up and down, and asked with a look of disdain.

Mo Wen shook his head and smiled noncommittally: "This friend, I don't know you, and I haven't offended you in the next, why do you speak ill of each other as soon as you come, besides, it's not good for your health to be bombarded too much, if it's really because of the fact that you are in the lower part of the group, so that your friend has not been bombarded for three days, then wouldn't it be unintentional and get good results in the next, you repay virtue with resentment like this, not the style of a gentleman." ”

"My gentleman, your sister, you bastard sour and rotten, bean dice male cucumber vegetables, you can do whatever the master likes, you care. The dragon arrogantly pointed at Mo Wen's nose and scolded.

Mo Wen's eyes narrowed, and his smile became stronger: "This friend, don't deceive people too much." ”

"What's wrong with me bullying you, not only scolding you, but also beating you, which galaxy are you from, where is your hometown, Heluo Mercury? or Tom Star?"

"Bang" "Ahh

"You bastard, don't you have a shame on your face, Lao Tzu has all the good things to say, you are still chirping crookedly, you are not fucking good to bully, Lao Tzu is easy to bully, you are still so arrogant in other people's territory, you think you are the first in the world, you are a person with a pig's nose on your face, a guy who is not a person or a demon"

In an instant, the situation in the hall immediately changed, and Mo Wen, who was originally a gentleman and polite, suddenly preemptively kicked the arrogant gentleman to the ground, and there was a burst of punches and kicks, but because both of them were souls, naturally there was no phenomenon of the head being beaten into a pig's brain, and there was no scene of blood, but it was enough to describe it as hot and happy, especially the judge who had just been scolded, his mustache was shaken up with excitement, and he almost knelt on the ground and shouted, pretending to be really going to be struck by lightning.

"Damn, you're a king."

Mo Wen stepped on the air, the dragon rolled to the side with a donkey, screamed, the clothes on his body were torn, a ball of flames gushed out from his body, and then turned into a fiery red dragon, flew around the beam of the main hall, and went to Mo Qian.

"Becoming a bed bug dares to be arrogant. Mo Wen's body bent slightly, jumped up, kicked on the dragon's head, and then rode to the dragon's neck like lightning, and the seemingly gentle Wangzai's small fist smashed on the dragon's head.

"Roar" The dragon was in pain, and couldn't help roaring, its tail was raised high, and before it swept down, it saw a flash of red light in the air, and the whole tail disappeared without a trace, and then the dragon also returned to its original appearance, and was trampled under the feet of Mo Wen.

"You can also turn into a dragon, no wonder you are so arrogant, I will trample you to death. ”

"Grunt"

"Say what bird language, and then step on"

"Nine Lives in the Tweet Nine Lives Purring Nine Lives"

One by one, the big-footed girls stepped on the dragon's face, and the pig-nosed accessory had long been lost to the road.

This fat beating lasted for half an hour, and all the previous grievances of the Yama King and the others were cleaned up by Mo Qian, but if this continues, I don't know when the Dao will be the end.

The guest stopped for a moment, as if he had something to say. King Yama cautioned.

When did he speak, he didn't know what he was singing. Mo Wen stepped on it again before he said.

"Shangguan doesn't know, he is a native of the planet Salo at the end of the universe on earth, and he doesn't understand the language from our side, so" Judge Le's nose was crooked.

"He was still talking. Mo Wen was stunned.

"That pig's nose is said to be a native speaker, and we don't know much about it, so you let him put it on first. The judge pointed to the pig's nose not far away, which was knocked out by Mo Wen's first punch.

"Okay. "Don't ask and accept it when you see it, and stand on the side with your fists and feet when you move.

Bai Wuchang was soft-hearted and couldn't stand it anymore, so he hurriedly picked up the pig's nose next to him and handed it to the dying dragon.

The dragon took the pig's nose like a resentful woman, put it on his mouth, and the first thing he said was: "Woo you are too bullying"