Chapter 16 The Return of the Uncle

Aunt Erlang chased for a long time, but did not find any trace of Yuan Bao's clone, and scolded in her heart: "It's all that dead dog, so much nonsense! It is estimated that this doppelganger has fled away." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info I'd better go find the Howling Dog, it won't be lost!"

But he said that the roaring dog was here.

After one of Yuan Bao's clones got rid of Aunt Erlang, he immediately went to find another clone.

At this time, the Howling Sky Dog was following behind another Yuan Bao. Seeing that it is cautious, sneaky, and hiding, it is estimated that it is afraid of the owner in his heart.

Yuan Bao's clone who flew back said to the roaring dog lying on the stone and wagging his tail: "What a dog fight! Yuan Bao is in front, why don't you go up and bite him?"

When the dog heard this, he shuddered. Looking back, it turned out to be another doppelganger of Yuan Bao!

The frightened Howling Sky Dog suddenly peed and begged Yuan Bao for mercy: "Uncle Yuan spare his life! Uncle Yuan spare his life! The little dog is proficient in mathematics, physics and chemistry, and is familiar with politics, history, and places. What story does the uncle like, the puppy will come when he opens his mouth. ”

Yuan Bao smiled: "It's too unskilled to procrastinate!"

After merging with the other clone, Yuan Bao grabbed the neck of the Howling Sky Dog, took out a bottle of red powder from the bracelet, and said to the Howling Sky Dog, "Has your nose been insured?"

The Howling Dog said: "It seems that the original owner bought it." ”

Yuan Bao smiled: "It's good to buy it!"

With that, he forcibly poured a bottle of red powder into the nostrils of the Howling Dog.

The whistling dog struggled and barked, "Ahh......h What are you going to do?"

Yuan Bao said: "Feed you some chili powder and help you go to the cold air in the starry sky!"

The roaring dog hurriedly shouted: "Don't fall, don't fall! Choke to death! Spicy to death......

Yuan Bao pretended to be ruthless and said: "If you call again, I will kill you!"

The whistling dog quickly shut up, but his nose kept exhaling hard.

No matter how much the whistling dog blows through its nose, more than half of the bottle of paprika is poured into its nostrils.

As soon as Yuan Bao finished pouring, he heard Aunt Erlang shouting in the distance: "You let go of the Roaring Sky Dog for me!"

Shouting, Aunt Erlang took the three-pointed two-edged halberd and killed Yuan Bao.

Hearing the voice of his master, the whistling dog hurriedly bounced on all four legs.

The whistling dog wept and struggled: "Master, you are here!"

Yuan Bao threw the roaring dog in his hand in the direction of Aunt Erlang, and hurriedly dodged and flew away.

Aunt Erlang took the roaring dog, found its nose full of chili powder, and shouted to Yuan Bao who flew away: "I have changed my mind! I don't want the spring grass! I want to kill you!"

Yuan Bao shuttled back and forth in the meteorite sea, and laughed at Aunt Erlang and said, "It seems that you are not in the ordinary relationship with the Roaring Sky Dog!"

Aunt Erlang didn't answer, and chased Yuan Bao frantically with her arm between the roaring dogs.

But the whistling dog in his arms kept barking spicily.

Aunt Erlang had no choice but to open the portal of the fairy world and fly to the heavenly realm to find the Dan master for help.

When she flew away, Aunt Erlang shouted to Yuan Bao in the distance: "I have written down this account, and I will come back to get your head in the next day!"

Yuan Bao smiled: "You remember a few more strokes." Anyway, you don't remember that you want me to die!"

Seeing Aunt Erlang fly away, Yuan Bao pinched his fingers and counted, Lin Qiaoyi is now in her third year.

Yuan Bao hurriedly opened the portal and rushed back to Earth without stopping.

Yuan Bao said in his heart as he hurried: "Should this Aunt Nezha Erlang come to deal with me?" The Jade Emperor is so shameless, he can even do the matter of refining the Spirit Pill, what else can't he do?"

Thinking of this, Yuan Bao, who had experienced countless losses, was immediately anxious and started to burn.

But no matter how urgent it is, there is no way, the road has to be walked step by step, and the starry sky has to be crossed by portals one by one.

On the earth, Lin Qiaoyi, who misses Yuan Bao all day long, likes to go to the school playground for a run in the school playground after evening self-study and before taking a shower at night in the past half a year.

When running, with Bluetooth headphones on her ears, listening to those heart-warming songs, and swaying the sweat of youth, Lin Qiaoyi can temporarily forget the ruthless uncle who will jump out of her heart from time to time.

The wind rose that day and night, and the sky was cloudy, and the thunder was gusting. Everything foreshadowed a pouring rain that was about to come.

The couples around the playground who were hiding in the dim lights all took their belongings in a panic and went back to their dormitories.

The campus, which was boiling like an ant's nest just now, instantly fell silent.

Lin Qiaoyi was wearing a vest and shorts, constantly swinging her legs, and shaking her long hair that was simply tied.

Lin Qiaoyi was already sweating at this time, and the sudden wind made her feel much cooler in an instant.

But it was as if the thunder in the sky and the dense clouds had nothing to do with her.

It seems that she does not intend to compromise with the coming storm.

Lin Qiaoyi took off the headphones and put them in the waterproof bag in her pocket.

She looked up at the white sky shining in the gloom, waiting for the rain to come.

The shower came instantly, and in the combing of the warm wind, it washed Lin Qiaoyi's face.

Lin Qiaoyi squinted, facing the increasing wind and rain, and there was a "pop" sound under her feet, charging towards the devil in her heart.

The sound of the wind seems to be a trumpet, the thunder seems to be a golden drum, and the torrential rain that beats Lin Qiaoyi seems to be an obstacle that blocks him and Uncle Yuan Bao.

Lin Qiaoyi wants to break through it, with her endless youthful vitality, full of vitality body, and endless desire for Uncle Moonlight in her heart.

At this moment, in Lin Qiaoyi's heart, defeating this rainstorm is defeating all the impossibility that Uncle Moonlight will not appear again.

She ran in the rainstorm and ran like that.

The thunder made her want to roar at the sky, "Ahhh......hh

When she was tired of running, she was tired of running, and she was completely unable to run. Lin Qiaoyi drooped her head, let her arms swing naturally, and swayed towards the girls' dormitory.

As she walked, Lin Qiaoyi subconsciously noticed that the rain above her head had stopped?

Lin Qiaoyi looked at the top of her head weakly.

It was a black umbrella that blocked the rain above Lin Qiaoyi's head.

Lin Qiaoyi looked back and saw that the person holding the umbrella turned out to be the moonlight uncle she thought about day and night.

Lin Qiaoyi was stunned for a moment.

Yuan Bao smiled at her: "Who is angry with our family's clever clothes? It is still running on the playground in such a heavy rain." ”

Lin Qiaoyi looked at Yuan Bao who was holding an umbrella, and was silent.

Yuan Bao saw that she was stupid and asked, "Qiaoyi, are you okay?"

Who knew that Lin Qiaoyi shouted, "Ah......"

Then she used the sanda side kick she signed up for last semester to kick Yuan Bao down.

I saw Yuan Bao snap and fall into the mud puddle behind him. The umbrella also fell to the side.

Kicking Yuan Bao down, Lin Qiaoyi screamed and rushed back to the girls' dormitory.

Yuan Bao, who fell into the mud puddle, wondered in his heart: "Could it be that my clothes were too tattered by the Roaring Sky Dog, and she didn't recognize me?"

Yuan Bao looked at the puddle between his legs, illuminated himself by the light of lightning, nodded and said to himself, "Yes, my clothes are rotten like this, and my hair is dirty, I almost can't recognize myself." ”

After that, Yuan Bao got up from the mud pit and said to himself, "Take a bath with this rain first, and then buy new clothes." ”

Thinking of this, Yuan Bao took off his tattered shirt, pulled it up with the rain on his waist.

While taking a bath, Yuan Bao sang: "I love bathing, and my skin is ...... good."

At this time, a college couple strolling in the rain passed by Yuan Bao.

The girl said to the boy, "Is this person sick?"

The boy smiled: "I don't think it's light!"

Yuan Bao said angrily: "Your mother is sick! Lao Tzu is called 'taking a bath to talk about environmental protection, and the girl can't run'." You two know a piece of!"

The boy smiled and said, "Just if you wear that mother-in-law's rotten and still want to be a girl? I want to make you too much! Now girls are very realistic, and they can't even afford a decent suit, and it's a shame for a girl to walk on campus with you! You still honestly be your single dog!"

Yuan Bao was atmospheric and said to the two: "Wang, Wang ......"

The girl hurriedly said to her boyfriend: "Hurry up, the single dog is going crazy!"

The two hurriedly left.

After the two left, Yuan Bao said to himself: "It turns out that there are girls on campus now, and it is popular to wear suits and leather shoes and pretend to be Sven beasts. It seems that I can't lose face for Qiaoyi and get a cow X suit. ”

After that, Yuan Bao went to the most famous suit store on the planet on the other side of the ocean through a portal.

After the tailor made the clothes, he told Yuan Bao to let him pick them up in a week.

Yuan Bao shook his head and said, "You work overtime to do it for me, and I will wear it tomorrow." ”

The tailor shook his head and said, "No! I'm a principled person who never works overtime." ”

Yuan Bao took out a few gold ingots from his arms and put them on the tailor's table, and said to the tailor: "Is your principle important?"

When the tailor saw it, he hurriedly nodded to Yuan Bao and said, "I have no principles now." Not to mention overtime, you can stay all night!"

The next night, Lin Qiaoyi's boyfriends of three roommates exchanged money and invited the four of them out for a big dinner in the dormitory.

Lin Qiaoyi was troubled by Yuan Bao's sudden disappearance and sudden appearance.

She declined the invitation, saying she wanted to rest in the dormitory.

But the boyfriends of the three roommates kept calling their girlfriends and telling them to invite Lin Qiaoyi.

In fact, Lin Qiaoyi didn't know that this group of people wanted to introduce Lin Qiaoyi to a second-generation official brother who had a crush on her for a long time, but never dared to confess to her.

Because this son-in-law knows that Lin Qiaoyi is a well-known "living refusal" in the school.

He wanted to find the possibility of coming together with this dream goddess in his heart little by little through slow contact.

Faced with the stalking of the three girls in this dormitory, Lin Qiaoyi finally had to compromise except for falling out.

She compromised.

After all, they are all dormitory sisters who have been with them for three years, how can they fall out because of a meal?

The three people in the dormitory heard Lin Qiaoyi's promise and hurriedly helped her choose clothes.

Lin Qiaoyi pointed to the sportswear on his body and said, "This body is fine." Just after dinner, I went for a run. ”

The three girls in the dormitory shook their heads in unison, saying that Lin Qiaoyi had to give them at least a long face.

The three of them chose a light red lace dress for Lin Qiao. This long skirt was bought by Lin Qiaoyi with half a year's savings.

The long skirt is light and silky, light and bright. Lin Qiaoyi has never been willing to wear it since she bought it.

The girls in the dormitory helped her turn it out, and they were optimistic about this skirt at a glance.

Lin Qiaoyi, who wears a skirt, is like a princess in a fairy tale, dazzling.

The three girls in the dormitory said with envy and hatred on their faces: "They were all born in their mother's womb, why are they so different?"

Another girl smiled and said, "Don't be poor, let's go! They have been waiting downstairs for a long time!"