"Young man, can you believe it, your sofa actually blew itself up today!"

Ergouzi's tone was very calm, his eyes widened, his tongue drooped, and he said to Sun Wu, who wanted to cry without tears. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Blew up...... Why is my couch blowing up your bastard's tooth marks!"

Sun Wu, who was already speechless, picked up a piece of wreckage on the sofa, looked at the tooth marks of Ergouzi clearly printed on it, and asked Ergouzi through gritted teeth.

"Please explain to me what the hell is going on!"

Some time ago, Sun Wu, who was obviously still worried about the difference between his second dog and other huskies, was completely collapsed after seeing the second dog who had finally awakened at this time.

In the face of Sun Wu's questioning, Ergouzi was surprisingly silent for a while, and then continued to speak:

"Young man, you are really smart! You are worthy of the person chosen by General Ha. That's right, your sofa really didn't blow up by yourself! But let me state in advance, it was your sofa that made the first move, and I was forced to defend it!"

Listening to Ergouzi's serious explanation, looking at Ergouzi's earth-shattering appearance, Sun Wu only felt that his liver seemed to be trembling.

Sun Wu, who was trembling with anger, really didn't have any way to deal with the second dog, so he could only put aside the sofa for the time being and conduct a small inspection in the house.

"Run, what the hell are you looking at, I'm hungry! Get me something to eat, I want that chewy candy too! And are you ready, you're going to start cultivating today, have you memorized the mantra and mental method I taught you?"

Looking carefully at each room and making sure that there were other victims except for the sofa, although it was heartbroken, Sun Wu was still a little relieved, and then returned to the living room.

Sitting on the bench, looking at the two dogs who had followed him all the way, and now sat on the wreckage of the pair of sofas with a look of no one, Sun Wu decided to have a good talk with this guy. Not to mention determining the status of this family, at least you have to keep your other furniture first.

"I say lowly servant! General Ben's dinner, the little you left me in the morning is not enough to eat! If you continue to eat this delicious General Ben's food, General Ben will definitely make you regret it!"

Listening to the chatter of the second dog, looking at the incomparable expression of this goods, Sun Wu, who had a black face, felt that his life seemed to have become dark because of this goods.

"Two Dogs......"

"Presumptuous! Call me General Ha! You're just a lowly slave, what qualifications do you have to call me a dog!"

Sun Wu, who was suddenly interrupted, only felt a pain in his heart, a flower in front of him, and forcibly endured his anger This is not the only way to strangle the second dog to death, and continued patiently:

"General Ha, I think it's necessary for me to have a good talk with you! Let me cultivate no problem, let me help you break through your cultivation in the future! But I want to keep this little nest of mine anyway! You are not allowed to destroy anything in this family in the future!"

Looking at the eyes of the second dog, Sun Wu's tone was quite serious, and he said with a straight look, after the second dog heard Sun Wu's words, he was stunned strangely, and stared at Sun Wu for a long time with his eyes blank, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

For the husky's brain circuit, Sun Wu is really a little unpredictable, this thing can even deviate from the soul of the desolate gluttony, Sun Wu really doesn't know what else he can't do!

At this time, in the face of his own small agreement, the second dog stared at him strangely and motionless, and his strange expression really surprised Sun Wu, what happened to this guy.

"Whether you agree or disagree, General Ha, you give me a word!"

Sun Wu, who was sitting on the floor and waiting for an answer face to face with Ergouzi, really couldn't stand Ergouzi's stupid expression, and asked out loud, and Ergouzi suddenly said to Sun Wu:

"So what if they provoke me!"

"What?"

Sun Wu, who was a little confused by Ergouzi's sudden answer, didn't come back to his senses for a while.

"I said, what if they provoke me! I, General Ha, was a spirit beast general that no one dared to look at during the flood period! If these strange things in your house provoke me, do you want me to remain motionless! I can't do it!"

Listening to Ergouzi's righteous words, Sun Wu's face became darker and darker, clenched his tightly clenched fists, gritted his teeth and raised and put them down, and continued:

"I said, General Ha, can't you find a reliable reason! My house is full of home, but you can tell me how they provoked you!"

"I won't mention the provocative faces, I actually ignore the general's request, this is not a provocation!"

After the second dog finished speaking, his head was about to rise to the sky, Sun Wu was completely dumbfounded, not answering him was a provocation, the question was how could his own furniture answer others! If his sofa cabinet really opened his mouth, he must not be scared to death!

......

Facts have proved that reasoning with a two-dog theory is completely a masochistic behavior!

After countless negotiations with Ergouzi, seeing the branches on the moon, Sun Wu finally reached an agreement with Ergouzi, Sun Wu began to cultivate, break through the Yuanying Realm as soon as possible, and help Ergouzi also break through cultivation, but during this period, Ergouzi must ignore the provocations of the furniture at home to him and ensure the integrity of Sun Wu's nest!

This treaty is the famous two-dog treaty in the cultivation world in the future, and in the following time, I don't know how many cultivators used it with their own pets, which can be said to have saved countless cultivators who went astray!

Moreover, in the time that followed, the treaty was amended countless times, and the final version already appeared 33 articles, which can be described as extremely detailed and precious.

Okay, put aside these things in the future, continue to return to our protagonist, after Sun Wu reached an agreement with Ergouzi, although he still felt a little unreliable when he looked at Ergouzi's stupid appearance, but after all, he didn't continue to argue with Ergouzi, and he couldn't wait to start asking Ergouzi about cultivation.

In fact, as an ordinary man, Sun Wu is full of expectations and yearning for this kind of thing in cultivation, although Ergouzi has already handed over his cultivation mantra and mental method: gluttonous Erha Duel. But Sun Wu still didn't know anything about how to practice, so he naturally had to ask carefully.

"Regarding the cultivation path, although I mentioned it to you a little bit before, but I didn't go into details, next, I will introduce you to the cultivation path!"