Chapter 317: Brutal Fart
Xiao Yi actually really wanted to tell Su Lan that she had completely failed in this battle, although what she wanted in her heart was to get Ning Yuzhen drunk and then run over by herself, but in fact, the person who fell first must be her, after all, Ning Yuzhen came first, and when they went back to sleep, I don't know how long Su Lan woke up again.
"Okay, the two of us will still be together for a long time in the future, let's go back to sleep first, after drinking so much wine, if you don't sleep, you will have a headache. Xiao Yi, who even coaxed and persuaded him, finally invited Su Lan back to the living room, but at this time, he was already sleepy, so he simply stopped sleeping and went directly into the game.
Entering the game again, Wanwan has already stood in the position of the 6 interface and waited for Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi is actually quite envious of Wanwan, people are much better than humans just because they don't have to sleep.
"How's the game updated, can I go in now?" Xiao Yise looked at Wanwan in a daze, the little girl's figure really didn't say, it was really something designed by the system, if a person can really look like this, it will definitely be the type of disaster for the country and the people on the current earth.
"Yes master, the system has been updated, do you choose to enter the game now?" Wanwan asked with an expressionless face as she stood on the spot.
Xiao Yi felt that something was wrong, when did Wanwan talk to herself so politely, although Xiao Yi was nominally her master, but in fact, Wanwan usually didn't have the slightest awareness of being a subordinate when she was in contact with Xiao Yi.
Now these words are not too official, as if Wanwan is the first time to meet Xiao Yi, and she herself has no feelings, she is completely a system designed by the machine.
It is true that Xiao Yi himself admits that Wanwan was originally a machine designed by the system, but this machine person was flesh and blood and emotional before, basically Xiao Yi has regarded Wanwan as a normal person, and now he suddenly changed his attitude and made him very uncomfortable.
"I said Wanwan, are you sure you have nothing wrong with you, why do I feel that you are weird? Did this kid eat the wrong thing today, why did he talk to me with such an attitude?
"While playing, I'm fine, but this time the system held a meeting and said that those of us who are sword spirits should have the appearance of being sword spirits, and also put forward a model representative or something for us to learn from her, and then let each of us write a 10,000-word study report and hand it in, do you say the system is old and confused?" Wanwan said indignantly.
Xiao Yi moved, and after making trouble for a long time, this is not an abnormality, but an abnormality in the leadership above, it turns out that this world is similar to the earth, as long as the leader has a nerve, the people below him have to work like a madman.
"That's it, I think it's like this, I think you're fine now, I've treated you as my friend, and if my friend becomes a machine, I think I'll be very unhappy. Don't pay attention to what the system says about what you don't have, he knows a fart, he must have never gotten along with anyone, so he just takes it for granted. It's not for me to say, just look at the bullshit plots and inexplicable monsters he designed, you know that the system is definitely unreliable!" Xiao Yi loudly expressed his support for Wanwan.
Wanwan was instantly moved to tears, and even forgot that Xiao Yi reached out to touch her without her permission, she looked at Xiao Yi with a grateful face and said: "Master, you are so good, I really like you so much, it is my blessing to be able to follow you! ”
"Of course, I don't dare to say anything, I'm a player, I'm an uncle! ”
Wanwan suddenly looked at Xiao Yi with a dead man's eyes and said: "Master, you are very wrong to think so, as long as you are in the game, no matter where you say bad things about the system, he can hear it, after all, the game itself is the system, you are really brave, I hope the system is in a good mood for the past two days and will not trouble you!"
Xiao Yi secretly looked around and then asked in a low voice: "I just complained casually, don't you be so strict, the system is so careful? What if he wants to trouble me?
"That's not it.,After all, it's not allowed to erase you for any reason.,Even the system itself can't do it.,He's also made by someone.,But it's definitely no problem to give you some trouble.,For example, increase the level of the monster you want to fight.,Pervert the skill arrangement.,Or don't give you a reward when you finally kill Boss.,Even if you give you a reward, you can't get it.。 ”
Xiao Yi swallowed a mouthful of saliva fiercely, he was not afraid of encountering a high-level Boss, he was not afraid that his skills would be too perverted, and he was not afraid of fighting monsters without anything, what he was most afraid of was that he finally said that after a very perverted monster was killed, he dropped the best equipment but couldn't get it, which was really disgusting!
"The system won't be so tricky, right, so that people can't play?" Xiao Yi asked nervously, blaming himself for this mouth is too broken, why do you say this?
"Ahem, let's talk about something else, what did the system tell you, what will you do in the future, what is the so-called representative who was elected in addition, what did she do and was praised by the system as a role model?" Xiao Yi immediately changed the topic.
Speaking of the elected representative Wanwan, she was angry for a while, her nose was not a nose and her face was not a face, and she said: "What else can it look like, of course it is the appearance of a little woman, no matter what it is, she is obedient, even if she is sad to death in her heart, she has to put on a happy face to her master! And I think it's more than that, God knows if she has provided some shameless special services for her master!"
Shameless special services, Xiao Yi immediately thought about it after hearing this ranking, it was really desirable, to be honest, he also wanted to accept some shameless special services. When he thought of this, Xiao Yi really regretted what he had just said, and frankly speaking, he actually preferred this kind of sword spirit. Isn't it a man's dream to be able to help by his side and warm his bed at night, otherwise why do so many CEOs like little secretaries?
Of course, it is impossible to say this kind of thing, otherwise Wanwan would not be crazy, Xiao Yi captured some other information from Wanwan's words.
"Actually, I've always wanted to ask, are there still people in our world in this world, otherwise why are there so many sword spirits?"
Wan Wan said angrily: "I don't know how many people from your world have come, but I know that basically every world has chosen ones from their world, and these chosen ones will have a sword spirit to guide them in their cultivation.
Of course, not every sword spirit is stored in my form, you know that the reason why it is called a sword spirit is actually mostly because their bodies reside in the sword, and there are still a few computer programs like me. ”
"The Chosen One? What is the Chosen One? I am the Chosen One? Why does the system deliberately stipulate that there is such a thing as the Chosen One?" Xiao Yi asked eagerly, always feeling that there was such a title as if it was very powerful, would he be able to use something like the golden finger in the future?
"Are you an encyclopedia, the Chosen have been there for a long time, and there were already seniors who followed the Chosen before I appeared. It seems that those who say that they are optimistic about the system will be selected as the ones who can help the system to a certain extent. You don't need to think about such a complicated matter now, and you will naturally understand it when the level is higher in the future. ”
"It's really not cute at all, if I can talk to the system directly, I must replace you with a sword spirit that can provide me with special services. Other people's sword spirits reside in the sword, can they form entities in the end like in the novel, wouldn't that be cool?" Xiao Yi waved his wild imagination to sketch out images that made people blush.
"Okay, nothing else, let me enter the game, and tell me what's in the game update?"
Wanwan waved her hand and let Xiao Yi enter the game, and her voice sounded in Xiao Yi's ears: "There will be a prompt after the updated place enters the game, I won't bother in this place, you can see for yourself!"
When he opened his eyes again, Xiao Yi had already appeared in his room, and at the same time there was a scroll in front of him, which should contain the so-called update content.
"System prompt: Because the player opened the seal of the demon in the process of exploring the treasure, there will be many demons left in the world in the battle of the gods in the big 6, so the system decided to open the dungeon mode, and players can use guò dungeons to fight against these demons to gain experience and rewards.
At the same time, each sect will also distribute sect tasks, and the inheritance of each sect will be increased by one level, and each sect will have its own sect suit, which can be exchanged for huàn at the sect with the sect's contribution, and this equipment belongs to the blue equipment level.
Because of the influx of players into the path of cultivating immortals, the family system of cultivating immortals is opened, and players will meet people in the family of this world in the game, and they can get tasks from their hands. ”
I have to say that there are still a lot of things in this update, so that the path of cultivating immortals is becoming more and more like a real world.
Of course, Xiao Yi doesn't want to discuss these now, what he wants to discuss is why he opened the seal of the demon race, he didn't have any impression at the beginning!
Xiao Yi asked confusedly, "Wanwan, what's going on?" I don't remember what seals I broke at the beginning!"
Wanwan looked at her fingernails and said calmly: "Of course you don't know, isn't it written that you didn't know it, the system explained to me that you put a fart in the underground labyrinth, and this fart blew the seal out." ”
"So brutal? Are you sure a fart can break a seal?"
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